rudi must stay Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 Stath Lets Flats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightrope Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 16 minutes ago, rudi must stay said: Stath Lets Flats Yes, utter dug meat. Not going out, dinner ladies and any other shite my wife watches. Just don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daktari Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 Eastenders and Corrie. Half an hour of shouting and bad acting for no purpose or benefit whatsoever. And anything with 'Celebrity' in the title...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benny Klack Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 Sportscene Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 Stop watching any of soaps about 30 years ago . Is Hilda Ogden still in “ coronation street “? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 7 minutes ago, JudyJudyJudy said: Stop watching any of soaps about 30 years ago . Is Hilda Ogden still in “ coronation street “? Well she left 7 years before you stopped watching so I guess not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 1 hour ago, Tazio said: Well she left 7 years before you stopped watching so I guess not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrysmithsgloves Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 2 hours ago, JudyJudyJudy said: Stop watching any of soaps about 30 years ago . Is Hilda Ogden still in “ coronation street “? Pure filth, showing her pussy🤢 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbert. Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 My wife watches Love island Hollyoaks Eastenders Corrie Emmerdale Home and Away The traitors All ****ing shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cannonfoda Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 10 hours ago, tightrope said: Yes, utter dug meat. Not going out, dinner ladies and any other shite my wife watches. Just don't. Quite like Not going out. The actress that plays Lucy is cute and it once had Suzi Dent in a swimsuit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EH11_2NL Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 1 hour ago, cannonfoda said: Quite like Not going out. The actress that plays Lucy is cute and it once had Suzi Dent in a swimsuit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SectionDJambo Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 10 hours ago, Daktari said: Eastenders and Corrie. Half an hour of shouting and bad acting for no purpose or benefit whatsoever. "If you've been affected by this programme............" Back in the day, the biggest concern was what Ena Sharples and Minnie Caldwell were plotting in the Rovers Return snug bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 11 hours ago, henrysmithsgloves said: Pure filth, showing her pussy🤢 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted February 4 Author Share Posted February 4 2 hours ago, Jim_Duncan said: All TV is shite. Read a book. I have read Sir Alex Ferguson's book and Roy Keane's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted February 4 Author Share Posted February 4 2 minutes ago, Jim_Duncan said: Hope you gave them back. Still got them tbh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightrope Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 6 hours ago, cannonfoda said: Quite like Not going out. The actress that plays Lucy is cute and it once had Suzi Dent in a swimsuit. I cannot criticise you gor hour observations....fair enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightrope Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 30 minutes ago, tightrope said: I cannot criticise you gor hour observations....fair enough. 31 minutes ago, tightrope said: I cannot criticise you gor hour observations....fair enough. Even on your observations.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagger Is Back Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 Ru Pauls Drag Race The Masked Singer Anything with Graham Norton in it Love Island Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 Love Island might be the absolute biggest heap of shite that has ever had a the misfortune of being filmed. Anyone that goes on it is an utter fud, and they're all just so unbelievably thick. It's actually mind numbing just listening to any of them, and actually infuriating listening to one of the double digit IQ contestants talk about something that literally doesn't matter. My missus watches it, and it just sends me into such a seethe that I'm not allowed to be in the same room if it's on The only way it would be entertaining is if they combined it with Mastermind or University Challenge, which would provide some laughs at least. That, or if a nuclear missile was launched at the island and it broadcast live. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il Duce McTarkin Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 (edited) 4 minutes ago, tian447 said: My missus watches it, and it just sends me into such a seethe that I'm not allowed to be in the same room if it's on I face this very situation with Grand Designs Australia. Edited February 5 by il Duce McTarkin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 10 hours ago, Dagger Is Back said: Ru Pauls Drag Race The Masked Singer Anything with Graham Norton in it Love Island Agreed . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bozi Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 On 03/02/2024 at 21:34, rudi must stay said: Stath Lets Flats Hold on a minute, that I cannot let slide...it's twee but very funny, particularly the sister who is also brilliant in what we do in the shadows. Pretty much everything else on here I agree with, Love Island being the worst culprit, full of vacant looking imbeciles with enough plastic and filler to make a kids playhouse. The only benefit is I get the missus to watch it so I can play the XBox or watch football Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PortyJambo Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 10 hours ago, tian447 said: My missus watches it, and it just sends me into such a seethe that I'm not allowed to be in the same room if it's on The Voice, X-Factor when it was still on and all the pre and post derivatives of it, Britain's Got Talent, all bring out the same reaction in me...can feel my seethe increasing if I have to catch even a couple of minutes of them and have to leave the room for the sake of my blood pressure. Thankfully she's not interested in Love Island, as I'm 100% sure I'd be the same with that if she watched it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 Those American shows like Finding Bigfoot and the others involving haunted houses. They are so staged and anyone who believes them needs help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RustyRightPeg Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 18 minutes ago, All roads lead to Gorgie said: Those American shows like Finding Bigfoot and the others involving haunted houses. They are so staged and anyone who believes them needs help. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Did you hear that noise?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrysmithsgloves Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 Anything to do with the sy-fy channel, don't get me wrong some great programmes,but the fekin cancel them mid season 🤬🤬 the expanse being a prime example,just glad Amazon picked it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted February 5 Author Share Posted February 5 Don't watch Broken either Unbelievably depressing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyCant Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 On 04/02/2024 at 07:13, Herbert. said: My wife watches Love island Hollyoaks Eastenders Corrie Emmerdale Home and Away The traitors All ****ing shite. I assume she has her own quarters for watching this stuff. Not on the main TV, that’s for sports and other manly stuff. Still, if she’s doing the ironing whilst she’s in there, no harm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dtgj Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 10 hours ago, Bozi said: Hold on a minute, that I cannot let slide...it's twee but very funny, particularly the sister who is also brilliant in what we do in the shadows. Pretty much everything else on here I agree with, Love Island being the worst culprit, full of vacant looking imbeciles with enough plastic and filler to make a kids playhouse. The only benefit is I get the missus to watch it so I can play the XBox or watch football Got to agree with this. Stath Lets Flats is decent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbert. Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 52 minutes ago, JimmyCant said: I assume she has her own quarters for watching this stuff. Not on the main TV, that’s for sports and other manly stuff. Still, if she’s doing the ironing whilst she’s in there, no harm She has the bedroom for that shite. But im on dodgy shifts and shes on nights so we end up in bed and its on, She did get me into the new gladiators though, Sabre is some lass 😍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaps Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 Anything with Paddy McGuinnes on it. Can’t stand the **** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
periodictabledancer Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 2 hours ago, Chaps said: Anything with Paddy McGuinnes on it. Can’t stand the **** This. His voice is feckin brutal and I hold him personally responsible for the collapse in viewers of Question of Sport. Other than that, any reality TV show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mysterion Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 Any soap - all absolute garbage. Absolutely Fabulous - never understood why it was prime time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pans Jambo Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 On 04/02/2024 at 07:13, Herbert. said: My wife watches Love island Hollyoaks Eastenders Corrie Emmerdale Home and Away The traitors All ****ing shite. When it comes to all that shit (& I will add, all/any soaps, Strictly Come Dancing, Dancing on Ice and any "singing" type competition shows (masked arsehole and X-feckwit etc.), I'm like a fascist in my gaff. Anyone can watch it when I'm not in the house. ABSOLUTELY NOT when I am there! I cant even stand it when its on in the background. Brain drain shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 8 hours ago, periodictabledancer said: This. His voice is feckin brutal and I hold him personally responsible for the collapse in viewers of Question of Sport. Other than that, any reality TV show. McGuinness also killed Top Gear. Another tragic twist of fate that he was right there and available when Andrew Flintoff had his massive prang. I don't understand why production companies continue to offer him main presenting roles, unless it's fulfilling a quota to have a certain proportion of presenters being soft in the head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 1 minute ago, Pans Jambo said: When it comes to all that shit (& I will add, all/any soaps, Strictly Come Dancing, Dancing on Ice and any "singing" type competition shows (masked arsehole and X-feckwit etc.), I'm like a fascist in my gaff. Anyone can watch it when I'm not in the house. ABSOLUTELY NOT when I am there! I cant even stand it when its on in the background. Brain drain shit. This has the makings of a decent format. Get a number of celebrities to go on stage, perhaps with a paper bag over their head or some other intricate disguise, and to bend over to display their rusty sheriff badge to the camera. Maybe keep the cryptic clues (as it would be tough otherwise). A panel of other celebrities like Rita Ora, sitting with their shirts off, have to guess the identity of the owner of the chocolate starfish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pans Jambo Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 2 minutes ago, I P Knightley said: This has the makings of a decent format. Get a number of celebrities to go on stage, perhaps with a paper bag over their head or some other intricate disguise, and to bend over to display their rusty sheriff badge to the camera. Maybe keep the cryptic clues (as it would be tough otherwise). A panel of other celebrities like Rita Ora, sitting with their shirts off, have to guess the identity of the owner of the chocolate starfish. I would watch the shit out of that (pardon the pun). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cannonfoda Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 On 04/02/2024 at 15:01, tightrope said: I cannot criticise you gor hour observations....fair enough. Typing one handed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 7 minutes ago, Pans Jambo said: I would watch the shit out of that (pardon the pun). That bit would have to be in the spin-off show on ITV2 after 10pm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pans Jambo Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 12 minutes ago, I P Knightley said: That bit would have to be in the spin-off show on ITV2 after 10pm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 54 minutes ago, I P Knightley said: That bit would have to be in the spin-off show on ITV2 after 10pm. Masked Arsehole - The Turtle's Head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightrope Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 1 hour ago, cannonfoda said: Typing one handed? Fingers like jumbo sausages... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 1 hour ago, tightrope said: Fingers like jumbo sausages... Did you mean to post on the King Prince Charles thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookie Bear Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 3 hours ago, I P Knightley said: This has the makings of a decent format. Get a number of celebrities to go on stage, perhaps with a paper bag over their head or some other intricate disguise, and to bend over to display their rusty sheriff badge to the camera. Maybe keep the cryptic clues (as it would be tough otherwise). A panel of other celebrities like Rita Ora, sitting with their shirts off, have to guess the identity of the owner of the chocolate starfish. Reminds me of Sean Lock talking about winning Rectum of The Year. Got to the finals but lost to Maradona. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
periodictabledancer Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 5 hours ago, I P Knightley said: This has the makings of a decent format. Get a number of celebrities to go on stage, perhaps with a paper bag over their head or some other intricate disguise, and to bend over to display their rusty sheriff badge to the camera. Maybe keep the cryptic clues (as it would be tough otherwise). A panel of other celebrities like Rita Ora, sitting with their shirts off, have to guess the identity of the owner of the chocolate starfish. "Arseholes of the Arseholes", has a ring to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 3 hours ago, Nookie Bear said: Reminds me of Sean Lock talking about winning Rectum of The Year. Got to the finals but lost to Maradona. that was absolutely outstanding from sean lock, the whole bit leading up to it as well including the seal clubbing and RNLI embezzling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted February 6 Author Share Posted February 6 (edited) 12 minutes ago, milky_26 said: that was absolutely outstanding from sean lock, the whole bit leading up to it as well including the seal clubbing and RNLI embezzling The Tiger who came for a pint is funny too. Same show Edited February 6 by rudi must stay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo-Jambo Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 18 hours ago, Chaps said: Anything with Paddy McGuinnes on it. Can’t stand the **** Total bellend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muppetboy Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 19 hours ago, Chaps said: Anything with Paddy McGuinnes on it. Can’t stand the **** Dislike him even more after he tossed that goddess of a wife to the kerb. I mean wtf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 37 minutes ago, Robbo-Jambo said: Total bellend. thats no way to talk about @Chaps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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