We Must Ban DHMO!!!

[trotter]

Dihydrogen Monoxide Warning

 

The Invisible Killer

 

Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted

thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by

accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do

not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage.

Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and

possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance.

For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.

 

Dihydrogen monoxide:

 

* is also known as hydroxl acid, and is the major component of acid

rain

* contributes to the "greenhouse effect."

* may cause severe burns.

* contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.

* accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.

* may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of

automobile brakes.

* has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.

 

Contamination Is Reaching Epidemic Proportions!

 

Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream,

lake, and reservoir in Britain today. But the pollution is global, and the

contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. DHMO has caused millions

of pounds of property damage in the Midlands, and recently Yorkshire.

 

Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:

 

* as an industrial solvent and coolant.

* in nuclear power plants.

* in the production of Styrofoam.

* as a fire retardant.

* in many forms of cruel animal research.

* in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains

contaminated by this chemical.

* as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.

 

Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be

done to stop them because this practice is still legal. The impact on wildlife is

extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer!

 

The Horror Must Be Stopped!

 

The UK government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or

use of this damaging chemical due to its "importance to the economic health

of this nation." In fact, the navy and other military organizations are

conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing multi-billion pound devices

to control and utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research

facilities receive tons of it through a highly sophisticated underground distribution

network. Many store large quantities for later use.

 

It's Not Too Late!

 

Act NOW to prevent further contamination. Find out more about this dangerous

chemical. What you don't know can hurt you and others throughout the world.

[Bindy Badgy]

You mean water?

 

[trotter]

You had to go and spoil it didnt you!!!

[hughesie27]

If anybody has been fooled you are crazy.

[Bindy Badgy]

They did a similar thing on Penn & Teller's Bull***** and they got a fair few bites.

[Wattie]

Oxygen is one of the most detructive substances known to man?

[djf]

That was pretty funny

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

in 1993

[Boab Mugabe]

They did a similar thing on Penn & Teller's Bull***** and they got a fair few bites.

 

Excellent show, though they are guilty of using the same techniques as some of the mobs they are attacking at times. Great telly however!

[tedp6873]

re named the Peebles thread????????:p:p

[DarthVodka]

Dihydrogen monoxide:

 

* is also known as hydroxl acid

 

is it??? I thought hydroxyl was a name given to a compound with a C=O-OH group

 

Well mixed with soap, it may cause trouble to 75% of Glasgow

[Wattie]

is it??? I thought hydroxyl was a name given to a compound with a C=O-OH group

Well mixed with soap, it may cause trouble to 75% of Glasgow

 

That's a carboxyl group.

 

Hydroxyl acid is strictly incorrect, it should be called hydroxylic acid. IUPAC naming or something like that....I forget.

[hughesie27]

Hydroxyl would suggest it is an acid, I think. Which it isn't.