chester copperpot Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 To lighten the mood a bit, thought I'd share a bit of info with you's. Have been harping on about going up to Aberdeen tomorrow all week to the wife, she's been having none of it. Last night after a few glasses of wine, she agreed to allow me on one condition.......... So I was like anything! So I'm allowed to go to the game as long as I book us all into a hotel of her choice (Me, her and 2 kids) in Aberdeen, and let her and my wee girl go out shopping all afternoon in Aberdeen. So, we're all booked into the Marriott in Aberdeen, and she's inevitably going to run up a shopping bill in Aberdeen tomorrow. So my message to Hearts today is this. YOU'S BETTER FECKING WIN YA BUNCH OF *****. Mon the Hearts, maroon forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 To lighten the mood a bit, thought I'd share a bit of info with you's. Have been harping on about going up to Aberdeen tomorrow all week to the wife, she's been having none of it. Last night after a few glasses of wine, she agreed to allow me on one condition.......... So I was like anything! So I'm allowed to go to the game as long as I book us all into a hotel of her choice (Me, her and 2 kids) in Aberdeen, and let her and my wee girl go out shopping all afternoon in Aberdeen. So, we're all booked into the Marriott in Aberdeen, and she's inevitably going to run up a shopping bill in Aberdeen tomorrow. So my message to Hearts today is this. YOU'S BETTER FECKING WIN YA BUNCH OF *****. Mon the Hearts, maroon forever. Maybe you could get her to buy you a new hat to hide the thumb print on your head! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Kidd Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Maybe you could get her to buy you a new hat to hide the thumb print on your head! Ha ha. What a gayboy taking his missus to a hotel. I'd have put my foot down. (I'll still be at B&Q tomorrow morning) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboozy Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 To lighten the mood a bit, thought I'd share a bit of info with you's. Have been harping on about going up to Aberdeen tomorrow all week to the wife, she's been having none of it. Last night after a few glasses of wine, she agreed to allow me on one condition.......... So I was like anything! So I'm allowed to go to the game as long as I book us all into a hotel of her choice (Me, her and 2 kids) in Aberdeen, and let her and my wee girl go out shopping all afternoon in Aberdeen. So, we're all booked into the Marriott in Aberdeen, and she's inevitably going to run up a shopping bill in Aberdeen tomorrow. So my message to Hearts today is this. YOU'S BETTER FECKING WIN YA BUNCH OF *****. Mon the Hearts, maroon forever. HOPE YOU OFFERED TO DO THE DISHES TOO, I DID ON THE CONDITION I GOT TO DO THEM IN YELLOW MARIGOLDS_ IM A REAL MAN, I TOLD HER STRAIGHT " AM NO DAEIN THEM IN PINK WANS".:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 is the marriot not in dyce? hehe, it'll cost you a few bob in taxi's too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted January 25, 2008 Author Share Posted January 25, 2008 HOPE YOU OFFERED TO DO THE DISHES TOO, I DID ON THE CONDITION I GOT TO DO THEM IN YELLOW MARIGOLDS_ IM A REAL MAN, I TOLD HER STRAIGHT " AM NO DAEIN THEM IN PINK WANS".:) This wasn't to turn into an Andy's under the thumb thread, although clearly it has. FTA - my 4th most hated team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 This wasn't to turn into an Andy's under the thumb thread, although clearly it has. FTA - my 4th most hated team. Hope your on to a promise Andy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenerjambo Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 You could always book the expensive hotel,let the missus do the shopping with a credit card that you know won't be accepted,get a good bevvy,meet the missus after the match and tell her the hotel is fully booked and filled with Dhss punters anyway then get a supporters bus to take you all back down the road with you winning ?500 in a shoot pontoon competition (used to have them on the porty bus and by jove you could either win a few quid or lose it!!) at the back of the bus?!! Now that could make it a rather cheap day out?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Kidd Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Hope your on to a promise Andy. You're. As in Hope you are on a promise Andy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 You're. As in Hope you are on a promise Andy. haha... well spotted. Fancy being my proofer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenerjambo Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 You're. As in Hope you are on a promise Andy. Nae chance as in no chance!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Kidd Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 haha... well spotted. Fancy being my proofer? You couldn't afford me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duckandcover Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 To lighten the mood a bit, thought I'd share a bit of info with you's. Have been harping on about going up to Aberdeen tomorrow all week to the wife, she's been having none of it. Last night after a few glasses of wine, she agreed to allow me on one condition.......... So I was like anything! So I'm allowed to go to the game as long as I book us all into a hotel of her choice (Me, her and 2 kids) in Aberdeen, and let her and my wee girl go out shopping all afternoon in Aberdeen. So, we're all booked into the Marriott in Aberdeen, and she's inevitably going to run up a shopping bill in Aberdeen tomorrow. So my message to Hearts today is this. YOU'S BETTER FECKING WIN YA BUNCH OF *****. Mon the Hearts, maroon forever. Haha good stuff mate. Hope we pump them for you mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tedp6873 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Hope your on a promise Andy. Birthday- Not till march Xmas - 11 months away Anniversary- June sums it up NO DANGER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH:p:p:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Kidd Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Birthday- Not till marchXmas - 11 months away Anniversary- June sums it up NO DANGER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH:p:p:p The only thing getting banged this weekend is his credit card. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tedp6873 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 The only thing getting banged this weekend is his credit card. And the room door after he is locked out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;)ether that or he will get the night porter to help him to his room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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