GinRummy Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 (edited) Was thinking about this the other day. About 20 years ago I was dating this woman, things were going well. After about 6 months, her friends had met my friends then one day I was out on the piss with a pal and he commented that said girlfriend looked a bit like John Denver. For some reason that comparison just stuck in my head and I couldn’t shake it. A few weeks later I finished with her because I couldn’t shake it off. She was very upset. I felt really, really bad. I always kept this to myself and never told anyone ever. Anyone else got anything happened to them that they’ve never told a soul. Edited November 30, 2023 by GinRummy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lovecraft Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 3 minutes ago, GinRummy said: Was thinking about this the other day. About 20 years ago I was dating this woman, things were going well. After about 6 months, her friends had met my friends then one day I was out on the piss with a pal and he commented that said girlfriend looked a bit like John Denver. For some reason that comparison just stuck in my head and I couldn’t shake it. A few weeks later I finished with her because I couldn’t shake it off. She was very upset. I felt really, really bad. I always kept this to myself and never told anyone ever. Anyonr else got anything happened to them that they’ve never told a soul. Did she leave on a jet plane? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 Two of us watched a friend having sex with his girlfriend. We were up a tree in the back garden that looked directly into the lounge of the house. Served us right when the branch snapped and we fell to the ground and cascaded down a slope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GinRummy Posted November 30, 2023 Author Share Posted November 30, 2023 46 minutes ago, Lovecraft said: Did she leave on a jet plane? 😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrysmithsgloves Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 36 minutes ago, Morgan said: Two of us watched a friend having sex with his girlfriend. We were up a tree in the back garden that looked directly into the lounge of the house. Served us right when the branch snapped and we fell to the ground and cascaded down a slope. Moral of the story....make sure you have a good wood? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
periodictabledancer Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 Someone I worked with many years ago and knew very well told me on a business trip , very randomly, she nearly died as a youngster when she got caught up in bedsheets and nearly strangled . She then said she wanted lillies on her grave when she died. She hung herself two days later. I post this because I found the memorial card from her funeral just a couple of days ago. I worked with her sister and husband for many years after the event. I couldn't tell them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 47 minutes ago, henrysmithsgloves said: Moral of the story....make sure you have a good wood? Iron for me, old boy. Iron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxteth O'Grady Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 1 hour ago, periodictabledancer said: Someone I worked with many years ago and knew very well told me on a business trip , very randomly, she nearly died as a youngster when she got caught up in bedsheets and nearly strangled . She then said she wanted lillies on her grave when she died. She hung herself two days later. I post this because I found the memorial card from her funeral just a couple of days ago. I worked with her sister and husband for many years after the event. I couldn't tell them. Totally understand that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
periodictabledancer Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 13 minutes ago, Toxteth O'Grady said: Totally understand that 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 (edited) This boy I knew once had a lassie I really fancied. Kept trying to get in about her but she was staying faithful. Dropped a hint to him she looked a bit like country legend John Denver, sowed the seed as it were. Lo and behold a few weeks later he dumped her bevause he couldnt not see it. She was heartbroken and like the gent I am I gave her all the 'support and understanding' she needed. Man that lassie could do things that would make your teeth itch. She was obviously keen to make up for lost time after her last boyfriend. Still have a wry chuckle when I hear Country Road. Edited November 30, 2023 by been here before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GinRummy Posted November 30, 2023 Author Share Posted November 30, 2023 1 minute ago, been here before said: This boy I knew once had a lassie I really fancied. Keot trying to get in about her but she was staying faithful. Dropped a hint to him she looked a bit like country legend John Denver, sowed the seed as it were. Lo and behold a few weeks later he dumped her bevause he couldnt not see it. She was heartbroken and like the gent I am I gave her all the 'support and understanding' she needed. Man that lassie could do things that would make your teeth itch. She was obviously keen to make up for lost time after her last boyfriend. Still have a wry chuckle when I hear Country Road. 😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 1 hour ago, been here before said: This boy I knew once had a lassie I really fancied. Kept trying to get in about her but she was staying faithful. Dropped a hint to him she looked a bit like country legend John Denver, sowed the seed as it were. Lo and behold a few weeks later he dumped her bevause he couldnt not see it. She was heartbroken and like the gent I am I gave her all the 'support and understanding' she needed. Man that lassie could do things that would make your teeth itch. She was obviously keen to make up for lost time after her last boyfriend. Still have a wry chuckle when I hear Country Road. Classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartsfan Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 1 hour ago, been here before said: This boy I knew once had a lassie I really fancied. Kept trying to get in about her but she was staying faithful. Dropped a hint to him she looked a bit like country legend John Denver, sowed the seed as it were. Lo and behold a few weeks later he dumped her bevause he couldnt not see it. She was heartbroken and like the gent I am I gave her all the 'support and understanding' she needed. Man that lassie could do things that would make your teeth itch. She was obviously keen to make up for lost time after her last boyfriend. Still have a wry chuckle when I hear Country Road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daktari Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 (edited) . Edited November 30, 2023 by Daktari Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That thing you do Posted December 1, 2023 Share Posted December 1, 2023 (edited) A girl I was seeing when I was at Uni had a Dad who worked with Heineken. When Id have dates and hed drop her off at mine hed always bring a six pack and say "Here Son, have a nice night". We were going out for about 3 months and the expectation of beer grew the longer we stayed together. We were drifting after about 5 months and we both wanted to end it but I told her I wanted to keep trying because I loved her and for the sake of the relationship. In reality, I needed to stockpile the beer due to imminent ending of the supply and so those try to make it work dates got me enough beer to see me through 3 months after the breakup. Best father in law I never had that man. Edited December 1, 2023 by That thing you do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deodato Posted December 1, 2023 Share Posted December 1, 2023 Met a burd. Shagged her. End of. FTH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seaside jambo Posted December 1, 2023 Share Posted December 1, 2023 9 minutes ago, Deodato said: Met a burd. Shagged her. End of. FTH. Think we have all done that wait maybe we haven’t Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrysmithsgloves Posted December 1, 2023 Share Posted December 1, 2023 4 hours ago, That thing you do said: A girl I was seeing when I was at Uni had a Dad who worked with Heineken. When Id have dates and hed drop her off at mine hed always bring a six pack and say "Here Son, have a nice night". We were going out for about 3 months and the expectation of beer grew the longer we stayed together. We were drifting after about 5 months and we both wanted to end it but I told her I wanted to keep trying because I loved her and for the sake of the relationship. In reality, I needed to stockpile the beer due to imminent ending of the supply and so those try to make it work dates got me enough beer to see me through 3 months after the breakup. Best father in law I never had that man. Was she that ugly? Her dad had to get you pissed to date her🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That thing you do Posted December 1, 2023 Share Posted December 1, 2023 1 hour ago, henrysmithsgloves said: Was she that ugly? Her dad had to get you pissed to date her🤣 She was more than ok. Im just likeable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrysmithsgloves Posted December 1, 2023 Share Posted December 1, 2023 1 hour ago, That thing you do said: She was more than ok. Im just likeable. 🤣🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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