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Posted
22 minutes ago, Day@theraces said:

As has probably been mentioned. Those caught should see there parents sanctioned if on benefits. Might give them the kick up the arse to actually parent their children.

Not a chance. 90% of them have no idea who their father is. Probably wonder why they have so many uncles though.

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Posted

Why did the police just stand there then even worse retreat. Should've formed 5-man arrest teams and gone after the ringleaders. 

The Mighty Thor
Posted
34 minutes ago, Spellczech said:

Why did the police just stand there then even worse retreat. Should've formed 5-man arrest teams and gone after the ringleaders. 

That probably wound them up even more. Just stand there taking all they've got. 

Posted
2 hours ago, John Findlay said:

Not a chance. 90% of them have no idea who their father is. Probably wonder why they have so many uncles though.

Perfect answer, John.

jack D and coke
Posted

Check the picture the evening news runs with?!
It’s reckoned to be from Kiev!!

WTF :lol: 

IMG_2666.jpeg

ƒιѕнρℓαρѕ
Posted
1 minute ago, jack D and coke said:

Check the picture the evening news runs with?!
It’s reckoned to be from Kiev!!

WTF :lol: 

IMG_2666.jpeg

 

It's certainly not a UK crossing sign

Posted
14 minutes ago, jack D and coke said:

Check the picture the evening news runs with?!
It’s reckoned to be from Kiev!!

WTF :lol: 

IMG_2666.jpeg

 

Clowns. 🤣

 

It's a stock photo from Shutterstock, titled 

Street protests in Kiev, the revolution'.

 

Used here on Spotify.

fire.jpg

 

 

Thunder and Lightning
Posted
1 hour ago, jack D and coke said:

Check the picture the evening news runs with?!
It’s reckoned to be from Kiev!!

WTF :lol: 

IMG_2666.jpeg

 

Too clean for Niddrie.

Posted
3 hours ago, jack D and coke said:

Check the picture the evening news runs with?!
It’s reckoned to be from Kiev!!

WTF :lol: 

IMG_2666.jpeg

 

 

jack D and coke
Posted
1 hour ago, kila said:

 

 

Mistakenly used my ring :lol: 

 

Posted
2 minutes ago, jack D and coke said:

Mistakenly used my ring :lol: 

 

You should be more careful. 

Posted
1 hour ago, kila said:

 

 


🤣🤣🤣 what a Fek up. That paper is shot 

jack D and coke
Posted
8 minutes ago, Tazio said:

You should be more careful. 

:rofl: 

👍🏼

Posted
1 hour ago, kila said:

 

 

 

"Mistakenly" :rofl:

 

Posted

Evening News

 

:vrface: It's getting almost as bad as "Edinburgh Live"

 

95% of articles cribbed from social media (facebook, twitter, tiktok, tripadvisor reviews etc) with images taken from stock sites.

Journalism is fecked.

Posted
1 hour ago, jack D and coke said:

:rofl: 

👍🏼

you used your ring with your thumb?

jack D and coke
Posted
41 minutes ago, milky_26 said:

you used your ring with your thumb?

Never had a pokey bum wank?

Posted
8 hours ago, jack D and coke said:

Check the picture the evening news runs with?!
It’s reckoned to be from Kiev!!

WTF :lol: 

IMG_2666.jpeg

 

Not enough potholes for it to be Edinburgh

Posted (edited)
On 07/11/2023 at 18:10, il Duce McTarkin said:

 

And so they should be. My next door neigbour's big brother was on duty in Niddrie on Sunday night and had to be extinguished at one point.

 

This, in my opinion, is 100% worthy of a good ****ing kicking behind the cell doors. Awful stuff. 

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Posted
4 minutes ago, the posh bit said:

 

This, in my opinion, is 100% worthy of a good ****ing kick in behind the cell doors. Awful stuff. 

Kicking.  👍

Posted
1 minute ago, Morgan said:

Kicking.  👍

 

Sorted. 👍

Posted
On 06/11/2023 at 03:32, Cade said:

 

Ask any chemical engineer and they'll tell you that there is no need for fireworks to be so loud.

Edited for brevity @Cade. You can ask me, i am a chemical engineer. I also dabble in making my own pyrotechnics in my spare time. I stress that when I set them off I do it on a friend's land where there is nobody within about a mile. 

 

But your point about making them less loud is moot. The reason that people enjoy fireworks (responsibly) is that the light and sound show is impressive. 

 

Take away that and you take away the 'excitement' for want of a better word. You either have fireworks, or you don't. 

il Duce McTarkin
Posted
9 hours ago, the posh bit said:

 

This, in my opinion, is 100% worthy of a good ****ing kicking behind the cell doors.

 

Agreed, but I think they used foam and water.

il Duce McTarkin
Posted
8 hours ago, trotter said:

 i am a chemical engineer. I also dabble in making my own pyrotechnics in my spare time.

 

:interehjrling:

 

@Jeffros Furios, I think we've found our man.

 

@Dawnrazor, I'm withdrawing that employment opportunity.

Posted
1 hour ago, il Duce McTarkin said:

 

:interehjrling:

 

@Jeffros Furios, I think we've found our man.

 

@Dawnrazor, I'm withdrawing that employment opportunity.

He makes fireworks but I make actual ammunition, he'll be handy if you want someone sparkling I suppose!

Posted
6 hours ago, il Duce McTarkin said:

 

:interehjrling:

 

@Jeffros Furios, I think we've found our man.

 

@Dawnrazor, I'm withdrawing that employment opportunity.

 

5 hours ago, Dawnrazor said:

He makes fireworks but I make actual ammunition, he'll be handy if you want someone sparkling I suppose!

:rofl:

 

I do also have the raw ingredients to make explosives - remarkably easy to get legally over here - which are also fun. Homemade gunpowder and touch powder are amusing ;)

Posted
6 minutes ago, trotter said:

 

:rofl:

 

I do also have the raw ingredients to make explosives - remarkably easy to get legally over here - which are also fun. Homemade gunpowder and touch powder are amusing ;)

You're right, I can buy all the components to make rifle cartridges, the bullets, cases, powders and primers all over the counter or through the post without any checks, I only need a firearms certificate when I put them all together 🤷

Posted
8 hours ago, Dawnrazor said:

You're right, I can buy all the components to make rifle cartridges, the bullets, cases, powders and primers all over the counter or through the post without any checks, I only need a firearms certificate when I put them all together 🤷

Out of curiosity, where are you DR?

 

Yeah, it's mental. You buy a semi-auto rifle and the kit to make it fully-auto legally, yet it is illegal to combine the two. Da fuq???

 

 

Also, you can do really interesting things with homemade thermite:)

Posted
7 hours ago, trotter said:

Out of curiosity, where are you DR?

 

Yeah, it's mental. You buy a semi-auto rifle and the kit to make it fully-auto legally, yet it is illegal to combine the two. Da fuq???

 

 

Also, you can do really interesting things with homemade thermite:)

I'm in the North West of England.

You can only buy a semi auto rim fire in the UK now, semi auto centerfires were banned in the eighties, you can get a semi auto shotgun of up to ten or twelve mag capacity on a firearms certificate.

It's the fact that anyone can buy all the reloading components here and make as many rounds as you like that needs looking into.

Posted
1 hour ago, Dawnrazor said:

I'm in the North West of England.

You can only buy a semi auto rim fire in the UK now, semi auto centerfires were banned in the eighties, you can get a semi auto shotgun of up to ten or twelve mag capacity on a firearms certificate.

It's the fact that anyone can buy all the reloading components here and make as many rounds as you like that needs looking into.


No problem with a semi now and then, but the rim fires can GTF. 
 

:oohmatron:

Posted
On 06/11/2023 at 22:22, Morgan said:

 

I still don’t know what ‘naw’ knickers are.  🤷🏿‍♂️

 

Union Jack Ladies Knickers - with ears!   UK Seller - Picture 1 of 4

Posted
3 hours ago, Boof said:

 

Union Jack Ladies Knickers - with ears!   UK Seller - Picture 1 of 4

Now I know.  👍

 

I’m so glad that I do.

Posted

I had to merchandise 2 shops in Niddrie a few days ago, which involved getting paid before I left. 

I'm all over the country doing this, and i come up against some of the most chancing *******s alive. 

In Niddrie, i had no problem at all, and the youngsters coming into the shop were polite. 

I was surprised. 

il Duce McTarkin
Posted
29 minutes ago, Greedy Jambo said:

I had to merchandise 2 shops in Niddrie a few days ago, which involved getting paid before I left. 

I'm all over the country doing this, and i come up against some of the most chancing *******s alive. 

In Niddrie, i had no problem at all, and the youngsters coming into the shop were polite. 

I was surprised. 

 

Niddrie isn't a bad area, bud. It has its problems, but like everywhere, most folk are spot on.

Posted
On 10/11/2023 at 14:33, Dawnrazor said:

You're right, I can buy all the components to make rifle cartridges, the bullets, cases, powders and primers all over the counter or through the post without any checks, I only need a firearms certificate when I put them all together 🤷

Can I PM you ? 😂

Posted
1 hour ago, il Duce McTarkin said:

 

Niddrie isn't a bad area, bud. It has its problems, but like everywhere, most folk are spot on.

Spot on 

Posted
Just now, JudyJudyJudy said:

Can I PM you ? 😂

Sorry pal but your not my type!

Posted
4 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said:

Sorry pal but your not my type!

 

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Posted
Just now, JudyJudyJudy said:

 

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😂

il Duce McTarkin
Posted
1 hour ago, JudyJudyJudy said:

Can I PM you ? 😂

 

He works for me now, so you'll need to go through the official channels.

The Mighty Thor
Posted

9 arrested and 15 more identified.

 

Doors getting chapped.

 

Lovely. 

Posted
15 minutes ago, The Mighty Thor said:

9 arrested and 15 more identified.

 

Doors getting chapped.

 

Lovely. 

 

:jjyay:

luckyBatistuta
Posted
37 minutes ago, The Mighty Thor said:

9 arrested and 15 more identified.

 

Doors getting chapped.

 

Lovely. 

No arrests please, just a good old kickin…they’ll thank you for it later

Posted
37 minutes ago, The Mighty Thor said:

9 arrested and 15 more identified.

 

Doors getting chapped.

 

Lovely. 

:pleasing: :pleasingao::

Posted
Just now, luckyBatistuta said:

No arrests please, just a good old kickin…they’ll thank you for it later

That sort of shite don’t know the meaning of the word ‘thanks’, LB.

 

 

Posted
1 hour ago, The Mighty Thor said:

9 arrested and 15 more identified.

 

Doors getting chapped.

 

Lovely. 

Can guarantee a slap on the wrist to them , esp if under 25 

luckyBatistuta
Posted
16 minutes ago, Morgan said:

That sort of shite don’t know the meaning of the word ‘thanks’, LB.

 

 

Only way to get through and learn them a lesson, has to be repercussions. That’s what’s wrong with the youth today, scared of nothing. A good beating learns you a valuable lesson…don’t be an arse!!!

 

Posted
43 minutes ago, Morgan said:

That sort of shite don’t know the meaning of the word ‘thanks’, LB.

 

 

 

Edgy. 😁

jack D and coke
Posted
On 11/11/2023 at 10:51, Boof said:

 

Union Jack Ladies Knickers - with ears!   UK Seller - Picture 1 of 4

Very good👏🏼

Posted
11 hours ago, the posh bit said:

 

Edgy. 😁

Many thanks.

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