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Posted

Eats shoots and leaves.......

 

No he didnt!?!?!

JudyJudyJudy
Posted

Good none should even be locked up

anyway . Close down the zoo

 

henrysmithsgloves
Posted
32 minutes ago, Mikey1874 said:

Just didn't get on. 

 

 

Not surprised,look at her black eyes🥺

Posted
4 minutes ago, jonesy said:

Feck the pandas. If they cannot be bothered to reproduce for the sake of their species then they can rot. Need to sort out their diet, as well. An evolutionary failure.

Yup, get rid. 

the posh bit
Posted
32 minutes ago, JudyJudyJudy said:

Good none should even be locked up

anyway . Close down the zoo

 

 

If pandas weren't locked up and protected they'd all be gone. The amount of money spent 'saving' that species is ****ing ridiculous. 

henrysmithsgloves
Posted
13 minutes ago, jonesy said:

Feck the pandas. If they cannot be bothered to reproduce for the sake of their species then they can rot. Need to sort out their diet, as well. An evolutionary failure.

 

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the posh bit
Posted
1 minute ago, jonesy said:

Finally, we find common ground, Vinny.

 

🤮

henrysmithsgloves
Posted
Just now, jonesy said:

You've lost me there, Henry.

Take it you don't watch the telly,,,

 

Posted
2 minutes ago, jonesy said:

You've lost me there, Henry.

numan is a company that focuses on male medical problems, initially it was erectile dysfunction but now does things like hair loss

Posted

Hibs fans?

 

Cannae take anymore?

Posted
13 minutes ago, the posh bit said:

 

If pandas weren't locked up and protected they'd all be gone. The amount of money spent 'saving' that species is ****ing ridiculous. 

Line them up to the firing squad. 

Posted
4 minutes ago, jonesy said:

As a hirsute alpha-male, they have never registered with me :) 

i just had a look at their website and their weight loss product is £195 per month

henrysmithsgloves
Posted (edited)
12 minutes ago, jonesy said:

Haven't got one, bud!

 

TV, that is. Raging stauner after today's result, no sign of that flagging any time soon.

😳😳😳🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Top man,👍🏻

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Posted
10 minutes ago, Irufushi said:

Line them up to the firing squad. 

Just make sure there are no Hibs in the firing squad. Otherwise they’ll live forever. 

Posted
23 minutes ago, Tazio said:

Just make sure there are no Hibs in the firing squad. Otherwise they’ll live forever. 

😂

That thing you do
Posted
3 hours ago, jonesy said:

Feck the pandas. If they cannot be bothered to reproduce for the sake of their species then they can rot. Need to sort out their diet, as well. An evolutionary failure.

I went to a Panda sanctuary in Chengdu in China and found out Pandas really cant procreate easily. 

 

 

JudyJudyJudy
Posted
8 hours ago, henrysmithsgloves said:

 

Awe cute 

henrysmithsgloves
Posted
1 hour ago, JudyJudyJudy said:

Awe cute 

Have a break ...have Kwik crap😉

JudyJudyJudy
Posted
4 minutes ago, henrysmithsgloves said:

Have a break ...have Kwik crap😉

I want to adopt a panda bear 🐻 lol 

henrysmithsgloves
Posted
4 minutes ago, JudyJudyJudy said:

I want to adopt a panda bear 🐻 lol 

You would need to buy a police car to drive it about in🧐

JudyJudyJudy
Posted
3 minutes ago, henrysmithsgloves said:

You would need to buy a police car to drive it about in🧐

 

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henrysmithsgloves
Posted
6 minutes ago, JudyJudyJudy said:

 

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Don't take it into the office though 😳.

 

Posted

Mon the Panda's 

Posted
1 hour ago, JudyJudyJudy said:

I want to adopt a panda bear 🐻 lol 

 

So firstly you need to know the right people in China. Maybe have a multi million pound business over there since you are not a Government. 

 

Then you need the habitat. If a zoo is too much then big area so they can live and roam. Must be away from scary noises. 

 

Then you need an unlimited supply of bamboo. 

 

Otherwise straightforward.

CavySlaveJambo
Posted (edited)

This is news? They were always only in Edinburgh as a loan agreement.  and that loan is coming to an end. 

 

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henrysmithsgloves
Posted

Typical Chinese product,never lives up to expectations 🤣

JudyJudyJudy
Posted
1 hour ago, henrysmithsgloves said:

Typical Chinese product,never lives up to expectations 🤣

Maybe they were gay ? 

henrysmithsgloves
Posted
1 minute ago, JudyJudyJudy said:

Maybe they were gay ? 

 

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JudyJudyJudy
Posted
11 minutes ago, henrysmithsgloves said:

 

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Lol maybe the zoo got a bum deal really ! 

henrysmithsgloves
Posted
1 minute ago, JudyJudyJudy said:

Lol maybe the zoo got a bum deal really ! 

Fart and give me a clue😳

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Posted

Just a bit kinky I reckon . Dress the female one up as a red panda , and give the male one a collar …………. Boom , baby pandas all over the shop 

JudyJudyJudy
Posted
2 hours ago, henrysmithsgloves said:

Fart and give me a clue😳

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😂😂

JudyJudyJudy
Posted
2 minutes ago, Sooks said:

Just a bit kinky I reckon . Dress the female one up as a red panda , and give the male one a collar …………. Boom , baby pandas all over the shop 

Hood suggestion . Although I don’t even think they had a sex like to begin with 

Posted
1 minute ago, JudyJudyJudy said:

Hood suggestion . Although I don’t even think they had a sex like to begin with 


Or may be they just are not in to beige panda style perfunctory sex ? I reckon the male one might have a claw fetish 

CavySlaveJambo
Posted

Yang Guang can no longer do the business as he had be castrated due to testicular tumours. 

Posted
10 minutes ago, CavySlaveJambo said:

Yang Guang can no longer do the business as he had be castrated due to testicular tumours. 


That would probably put me off too tbf 

henrysmithsgloves
Posted
1 hour ago, CavySlaveJambo said:

Yang Guang can no longer do the business as he had be castrated due to testicular tumours. 

They have their own Facebook page🤣

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Posted
1 hour ago, henrysmithsgloves said:

They have their own Facebook page🤣

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That was part of the problem , the female one just sat there checking social media all day , while the male one humped a bamboo cane in frustration 

henrysmithsgloves
Posted
1 minute ago, Sooks said:


That was part of the problem , the female one just sat there checking social media all day , while the male one humped a bamboo cane in frustration 

🤣🤣 That's so close to home for me🥺

Posted
On 02/01/2023 at 23:55, milky_26 said:

i just had a look at their website and their weight loss product is £195 per month


Leaving your average Joe no money at all for food.

 

I think they may be on to something…

 

 

  • 10 months later...
CavySlaveJambo
Posted (edited)

Only two days until the Pandas (mostly) go off show (IF they go outside they can be seen until they leave but that is not certain).   Can hardly believe it is the end of the Piebald Pair’s stay in Edinburgh. 

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henrysmithsgloves
Posted
1 hour ago, CavySlaveJambo said:

Only two days until the Pandas (mostly) go off show (IF they go outside they can be seen until they leave but that is not certain).   Can hardly believe it is the end of the Piebald Pair’s stay in Edinburgh. 

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Are they leaving in a police panda car?...😬

Posted
On 02/01/2023 at 22:55, Mikey1874 said:

Just didn't get it on. 

 

 

Fify

Better call Saul
Posted
5 hours ago, henrysmithsgloves said:

Are they leaving in a police panda car?...😬

Stop it you😁

Posted
5 hours ago, henrysmithsgloves said:

Are they leaving in a police panda car?...😬

:facepalm:😃

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