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4 minutes ago, jonesy said:

Feck the pandas. If they cannot be bothered to reproduce for the sake of their species then they can rot. Need to sort out their diet, as well. An evolutionary failure.

Yup, get rid. 

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32 minutes ago, JudyJudyJudy said:

Good none should even be locked up

anyway . Close down the zoo

 

 

If pandas weren't locked up and protected they'd all be gone. The amount of money spent 'saving' that species is ****ing ridiculous. 

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13 minutes ago, jonesy said:

Feck the pandas. If they cannot be bothered to reproduce for the sake of their species then they can rot. Need to sort out their diet, as well. An evolutionary failure.

 

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2 minutes ago, jonesy said:

You've lost me there, Henry.

numan is a company that focuses on male medical problems, initially it was erectile dysfunction but now does things like hair loss

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13 minutes ago, the posh bit said:

 

If pandas weren't locked up and protected they'd all be gone. The amount of money spent 'saving' that species is ****ing ridiculous. 

Line them up to the firing squad. 

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4 minutes ago, jonesy said:

As a hirsute alpha-male, they have never registered with me :) 

i just had a look at their website and their weight loss product is £195 per month

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12 minutes ago, jonesy said:

Haven't got one, bud!

 

TV, that is. Raging stauner after today's result, no sign of that flagging any time soon.

😳😳😳🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Top man,👍🏻

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10 minutes ago, Irufushi said:

Line them up to the firing squad. 

Just make sure there are no Hibs in the firing squad. Otherwise they’ll live forever. 

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That thing you do
3 hours ago, jonesy said:

Feck the pandas. If they cannot be bothered to reproduce for the sake of their species then they can rot. Need to sort out their diet, as well. An evolutionary failure.

I went to a Panda sanctuary in Chengdu in China and found out Pandas really cant procreate easily. 

 

 

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4 minutes ago, henrysmithsgloves said:

Have a break ...have Kwik crap😉

I want to adopt a panda bear 🐻 lol 

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4 minutes ago, JudyJudyJudy said:

I want to adopt a panda bear 🐻 lol 

You would need to buy a police car to drive it about in🧐

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3 minutes ago, henrysmithsgloves said:

You would need to buy a police car to drive it about in🧐

 

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1 hour ago, JudyJudyJudy said:

I want to adopt a panda bear 🐻 lol 

 

So firstly you need to know the right people in China. Maybe have a multi million pound business over there since you are not a Government. 

 

Then you need the habitat. If a zoo is too much then big area so they can live and roam. Must be away from scary noises. 

 

Then you need an unlimited supply of bamboo. 

 

Otherwise straightforward.

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CavySlaveJambo

This is news? They were always only in Edinburgh as a loan agreement.  and that loan is coming to an end. 

 

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1 hour ago, henrysmithsgloves said:

Typical Chinese product,never lives up to expectations 🤣

Maybe they were gay ? 

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Just a bit kinky I reckon . Dress the female one up as a red panda , and give the male one a collar …………. Boom , baby pandas all over the shop 

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2 minutes ago, Sooks said:

Just a bit kinky I reckon . Dress the female one up as a red panda , and give the male one a collar …………. Boom , baby pandas all over the shop 

Hood suggestion . Although I don’t even think they had a sex like to begin with 

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1 minute ago, JudyJudyJudy said:

Hood suggestion . Although I don’t even think they had a sex like to begin with 


Or may be they just are not in to beige panda style perfunctory sex ? I reckon the male one might have a claw fetish 

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10 minutes ago, CavySlaveJambo said:

Yang Guang can no longer do the business as he had be castrated due to testicular tumours. 


That would probably put me off too tbf 

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1 hour ago, CavySlaveJambo said:

Yang Guang can no longer do the business as he had be castrated due to testicular tumours. 

They have their own Facebook page🤣

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1 hour ago, henrysmithsgloves said:

They have their own Facebook page🤣

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That was part of the problem , the female one just sat there checking social media all day , while the male one humped a bamboo cane in frustration 

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1 minute ago, Sooks said:


That was part of the problem , the female one just sat there checking social media all day , while the male one humped a bamboo cane in frustration 

🤣🤣 That's so close to home for me🥺

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On 02/01/2023 at 23:55, milky_26 said:

i just had a look at their website and their weight loss product is £195 per month


Leaving your average Joe no money at all for food.

 

I think they may be on to something…

 

 

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CavySlaveJambo

Only two days until the Pandas (mostly) go off show (IF they go outside they can be seen until they leave but that is not certain).   Can hardly believe it is the end of the Piebald Pair’s stay in Edinburgh. 

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1 hour ago, CavySlaveJambo said:

Only two days until the Pandas (mostly) go off show (IF they go outside they can be seen until they leave but that is not certain).   Can hardly believe it is the end of the Piebald Pair’s stay in Edinburgh. 

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Are they leaving in a police panda car?...😬

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