Robbos Right Peg Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 'A friend of mine' asked me when you know when things just are not right with a woman (or you are just bored with her and the football starts again soon) how do you tell her ? He is a kind and considerate guy GSH so whats the nicest way you have binned a tart (obviously I am not the kind and considerate one) Please no 'ye've been pumped so beat it' comments Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 'A friend of mine' asked me when you know when things just are not right with a woman (or you are just bored with her and the football starts again soon) how do you tell her ? He is a kind and considerate guy GSH so whats the nicest way you have binned a tart (obviously I am not the kind and considerate one) Please no 'ye've been pumped so beat it' comments erm... get her pumped? I've always taken the cowardly route. Get hooked up with other birds and let her find out so that she dumps you. At least it assures continuity of hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 The letter. Dear , Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you. Bye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winston churchill Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 a txt should do the trick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbos Right Peg Posted July 12, 2008 Author Share Posted July 12, 2008 The letter. Dear , Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you. Bye. Would that be a first or second class stamp on that letter ? Also I am led to believe that women might not even be allowed to leave the kitchen to pick up the post of a morning so how does this approach work exactly ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 right your dumped on one bum cheek, and she's pumped on the other.... then video record your self pumping her mate/mum/both and send it to her. Should hit the nail on the napper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupaJT Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 Next time you're with her, look puzzled and start going through your pockets. Keep looking puzzled and start searching around the room. When she asks you what you're looking for tell her you've lost your feelings for her. (zing!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beverley Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 tell her you're now gay, and its all her fault actually don't, cos she might just kill you......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottishguy Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 tell her you're now gay, and its all her fault actually don't, cos she might just kill you......... That's justy really funny:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lovecraft Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 tell her you're now gay, and its all her fault actually don't, cos she might just kill you......... Superb. That's a winner. Go with that. Or, pump one of her mates. Maybe her mum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beverley Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 Superb. That's a winner. Go with that. Or, pump one of her mates. Maybe her mum? or get her dad pumped?? would make a point AND prove he wasn't lying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professor.Arturo Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 Just be honest, tell her "look, your giving me the right hump, why dont you bog off and haunt someone else" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 Tell her (or get your mate to tell her) your sick of having to take viagra because she no longer has what it takes to turn you on, I would duck after it though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 When you are next out with a group of friends, tell them all to sit down and ask "hands up who all has a bf/gf? and as she goes to raise her hand just say "not so fast love" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Studs Mate Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 Its a pity Picky Bums suspended at the mo, he would be able to help us out with this thread:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gannet Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 Break off your next date with the following excuse.... you got an appointment at "the" clinic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Do The Dance Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 Three words in a text:- I am Gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chewbacca Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 thank her for all her hard work as caretaker girlfriend but tell her it`s time you moved in a different direction and are currently viewing candidates with a little more "experience" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 When you are next out with a group of friends, tell them all to sit down and ask "hands up who all has a bf/gf? and as she goes to raise her hand just say "not so fast love" Ha ha. I like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nephilim Scotty Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 'A friend of mine' asked me when you know when things just are not right with a woman..... Usually about 6 months after the wedding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 Tell her that you have noticed she has "let herself go " a wee bit lately and that you no longer find her very attractive,preferably over the phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvatore Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 Tell her that you have noticed she has "let herself go " a wee bit lately and that you no longer find her very attractive,preferably over the phone. over the phone - in another country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Future's Maroon Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 Just be straight to the point, tell her you cannae be bothered with her anymore and want more time to yourself....for drinking, football, gambling and of course adding a few more marks on your bedpost?! Or tell her you fancy her mum and think she's a MILF and want to try your luck with her - ask her if she would be willing to join in a three-some?! p.s have a taxi waiting (engine running) at the front door also! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbos Right Peg Posted July 13, 2008 Author Share Posted July 13, 2008 over the phone - in another country. Uncanny Salvatore. Suffice to say that both Lenbit and my friend have punted a cheeky girl this week-end. Happy days Now how long before Vlad gets shot of his Romanian friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 'A friend of mine' asked me when you know when things just are not right with a woman (or you are just bored with her and the football starts again soon) how do you tell her ? He is a kind and considerate guy GSH so whats the nicest way you have binned a tart (obviously I am not the kind and considerate one) Please no 'ye've been pumped so beat it' comments Does this mean that "your friend" is now looking for both a girlfriend and cleaner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 Be a man and just stop answering her calls / emails / knocks at the door. She'll get the message. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tynie b Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 Give her the auld "It's not you , it's me" Pesh...She'll know it's her but won't argue incase you tell her what she already knows...She's put on weight and turned inta a naggin cow!! Then, bye!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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