Morgan Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 Following on to @Drew Wallace’s thread.. Has anyone spent a wee bit time in custody (innocently, of course) after a Hearts match? Morpeth for me, after a friendly in Middlesbrough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Wallace Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 Yep when i was younger But for nothing of note bar youths stupidity Killie being one Think i got a £40 fine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffros Furios Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 Kirkcaldy and Glasgow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted January 4, 2022 Author Share Posted January 4, 2022 1 minute ago, Jeffros Furios said: Kirkcaldy and Glasgow You’re braver than me, Jeff. 😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Wallace Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 The other one was in 1988 in the SCSF Ran into celtic fans quite literarily and it KO Got £120 for that and that was enough for me Chucked out a few times as a kid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Vince Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 Couple of derbies down the road, Celtic and Dundee. Exuberance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 Been given a few tellings off, even got dragged by the police out of Section G after the derby where Zlamal took one to the face. Nothing too bad, just wanted to let Hibs fans know what I think of them. Very surprised I've never ended up in handcuffs through any of my drunken exploits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjcc Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 (edited) Nah. Fell asleep at a bus stop once though. So spent some time in police company until the parents could come to shepherd me home. Was forever paranoid watching police shows that featured Edinburgh in case I’d ever featured and not remembered. 😂 Edited January 5, 2022 by gjcc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Brown Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 (edited) Knicked immediately after kick-off at Scotland v England 82ish at Hampden. My mate huckled for shouting "lets get into the English see you next Tuesdays" ( as read out in court) botp £100 Next mate put his hand on the pc asking why he is being arrested. Done for police assault and botp £120. I get it for nothing more than Association. Breach of the peace £80. Edit All plead guilty by letter but wrote in a way that made us innocent. Ordered into court, where we plead guilty as we thought it futile trying to defend. Sticks in the craw to this day. Edited January 5, 2022 by Tommy Brown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aussie Jambo Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 I recall after a derby 83 maybe. at Fester Road a Gorgie boot boy walking up Easter Road with a police hat on. ****ing classic. Brass as **** walking with a John Travolta strut. DMs and braces. Not a care. But naw never arrested as I spotted the plain clothes polis anywhere in Scotland. You could always tell. Got huckled once but I was 15. Polis asked where I lived. So I told them (central Edinburgh) ******* drove me to Oxgang’’s and dropped me off. Aye that was a great day. 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour M Hersh Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 Nope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 10 hours ago, Morgan said: Following on to @Drew Wallace’s thread.. Has anyone spent a wee bit time in custody (innocently, of course) after a Hearts match? Morpeth for me, after a friendly in Middlesbrough. Airdrie 1983, in the cell till 8pm, fined 15 pounds for breach of peace a wee while later in the district court, Did a sting and said would pay by cheque there and then, was the day there was trouble in the barrel vaults pub there. was young and silly at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 Naw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hogfather Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the general Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 Aye Killie Was a bloody Bank Holiday weekend so ended up almost 72 hours 20 quid fine.. lied about how much I earned and how much dig money I paid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucky Thompson Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 Many a time from my teens until my early 20's. I must have paid a fortune in fines as a result. I couldn't go to Parkhead because I got lifted most times I went. Got lifted twice in Belgium on the same trip, in Liege and Ostend. In Liege they punted us straight onto a train to Ostend and when we were being naughty in Ostend, they punted us straight onto a boat for Dover. Thank God I grew up very quickly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Vince Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 31 minutes ago, Nucky Thompson said: lifted twice in Belgium on the same trip, in Liege and Ostend. In Liege they punted us straight onto a train to Ostend and when we were being naughty in Ostend, they punted us straight onto a boat for Dover. I was on that boat. Few bandaged nappers. 😃 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucky Thompson Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 24 minutes ago, Savage Vince said: I was on that boat. Few bandaged nappers. 😃 I never had a bandaged heid, but I came back with a beauty of a black eye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 Actually reminds me of a couple years back when one of the younger crowd with me got lifted by the police at the Celtic game. He sneaked a bottle of Buckie in with him and a security guard noticed it and told the polis. He got huckled into a meat wagon and was in St Leonards for a couple of hours but was released a couple hours later and joined us in the pub for a piss up for the night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadj Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 13 hours ago, Locky said: Been given a few tellings off, even got dragged by the police out of Section G after the derby where Zlamal took one to the face. Nothing too bad, just wanted to let Hibs fans know what I think of them. Very surprised I've never ended up in handcuffs through any of my drunken exploits. Do the blokes down Leith way not use them?….. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadj Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 3 hours ago, Nunya Business said: No. 🤣🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1971fozzy Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 Gave Hibs fans the third finger in Gorgie road before the game about 10 years ago (in retaliation to their abuse) and was picked up by the shoulder and chucked in the back of a police van. Fortunately I knew the police officers colleague who had miraculously just appeared thank god and he vouched I was ok so got told to grow up and get in the ground. a bit OTT but never done it since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted January 5, 2022 Author Share Posted January 5, 2022 6 hours ago, Seymour M Hersh said: Nope. 4 hours ago, JamesM48 said: Naw 4 hours ago, Nunya Business said: No. Mine didn't really count either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Burgundy Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 Last time was at Tynie v Celtic early 90's. Got a £300 fine and told next time would likely be a custodial sentence. Far more careful after that, never been caught since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbert. Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 I got lifted for assault after a hearts game but the incident was the day before. I was in and out in a few hours without even a telling off because the guys were wee dicks that were known for going about causing trouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gorgie Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 No. Got thrown out of Rugby park about 2009 at half time. I believe it's referred to as "Coffee Gate" on Kickback, marched back to the bus and names and address taken. Nothing came of it as I actually done nothing wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 I remember shiting myself as a young lad when my dad was threatened with arrest outside Ibrox once. It may have been the 2-2 game when Robbo scored a late penalty equaliser. He lost the plot with a big fat scarf vendor after he called us "dirty Edinburgh f*enian *******s" Strathclyde's finest, in their usual pleasant manner, had him by the wrists and threatened him with arrest unless he "f*cked off home pronto". I really hated Ibrox back then. Not stepped foot in it for years so no idea what it's like now. Only been once since away fans were moved to the corner. No doubt you're still scudded with coins, food and beverages right under the noses of the police. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted January 5, 2022 Author Share Posted January 5, 2022 There’s some right hooligans on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 Locked up in Dingwall. Spent a week in jail, no food, my phone taken away from me it was terrible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruyff Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 Just now, rudi must stay said: Locked up in Dingwall. Spent a week in jail, no food, my phone taken away from me it was terrible We need to send you back to a Ross County game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gorgie Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 8 minutes ago, rudi must stay said: Locked up in Dingwall. Spent a week in jail, no food, my phone taken away from me it was terrible Sounds horrific. You'd get treated better in a Saudi jail, at least you would have got food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 54 minutes ago, rudi must stay said: Locked up in Dingwall. Spent a week in jail, no food, my phone taken away from me it was terrible I can't decide if you're at it or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo-Jambo Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 1 hour ago, rudi must stay said: Locked up in Dingwall. Spent a week in jail, no food, my phone taken away from me it was terrible A week 🤔🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 36 minutes ago, Salad Fingers said: I can't decide if you're at it or not. Im not in jail at the moment. Got my phone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XB52 Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 Kirkcaldy after an East Fife game, High Street after a Stirling Albion game; both full weekends. A few hours in Aberdeen with another 50 pivot boys but they let us go without charge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted January 5, 2022 Author Share Posted January 5, 2022 3 hours ago, rudi must stay said: Locked up in Dingwall. Spent a week in jail, no food, my phone taken away from me it was terrible That seems a wee bit extreme. What did you do to deserve this harsh treatment? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted January 5, 2022 Author Share Posted January 5, 2022 2 hours ago, Robbo-Jambo said: A week 🤔🤔 And no food. 😳😳 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 Just now, Morgan said: That seems a wee bit extreme. What did you do to deserve this harsh treatment? Scrumping apples or stealing a bun. I'm assuming the crime warranted the Victorian style punishment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William H. Bonney Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 10 minutes ago, Morgan said: That seems a wee bit extreme. What did you do to deserve this harsh treatment? Posted shite on kickback Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 11 minutes ago, Morgan said: That seems a wee bit extreme. What did you do to deserve this harsh treatment? Whatever it was it wont have been his fault, everyone else will have been to blame and the whole uncaring justice system will have been against him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted January 5, 2022 Author Share Posted January 5, 2022 1 hour ago, Salad Fingers said: Scrumping apples or stealing a bun. I'm assuming the crime warranted the Victorian style punishment. 1 hour ago, William H. Bonney said: Posted shite on kickback 1 hour ago, been here before said: Whatever it was it wont have been his fault, everyone else will have been to blame and the whole uncaring justice system will have been against him. It all seems just a wee bit strange to me. It started off quite sad, in a kind of nice way, now it’s a wee bit JIH. I hope I’m not doing the chap an injustice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckydug Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 2 hours ago, William H. Bonney said: Posted shite on kickback Mass arrests on JKB 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 11 hours ago, Morgan said: It all seems just a wee bit strange to me. It started off quite sad, in a kind of nice way, now it’s a wee bit JIH. I hope I’m not doing the chap an injustice. Well that's my mood hopeless and if you don't like it you can shove it. But don't forget I can have a laugh I'm not Paul Pot, I am the funniest poster on here by some distance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 13 hours ago, been here before said: Whatever it was it wont have been his fault, everyone else will have been to blame and the whole uncaring justice system will have been against him. No you've got it wrong I blame the NHS for my predicament Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamstomorrow Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 18 hours ago, rudi must stay said: Locked up in Dingwall. Spent a week in jail, no food, my phone taken away from me it was terrible No food! Polis have a duty of care for people in their custody, so I suspect this story is a pile of poop! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 7 minutes ago, Jamstomorrow said: No food! Polis have a duty of care for people in their custody, so I suspect this story is a pile of poop! I will avenge my honour in a pistol fight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamstomorrow Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 1 minute ago, rudi must stay said: I will avenge my honour in a pistol fight I suspect more pissheid than pistol! Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted January 6, 2022 Author Share Posted January 6, 2022 3 hours ago, rudi must stay said: Well that's my mood hopeless and if you don't like it you can shove it. But don't forget I can have a laugh I'm not Paul Pot, I am the funniest poster on here by some distance I'm simply lost for words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 4 minutes ago, Morgan said: I'm simply lost for words. Why post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted January 6, 2022 Author Share Posted January 6, 2022 Who is Paul Pot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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