Lt.Speirs Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 Some of these are hilarious Real Family Fortunes responses (from - 08 May 2002) 132 Comments The following are ACTUAL answers given by contestants on "Family Fortunes" in the UK. If you've ever doubted that the families who appear on this show are of sub-human intelligence, doubt no longer - Les Dennis is their King... Q. Name something you take to the beach A. Turkey sandwiches Q. Name something a blind person might use A. A sword Q. Name a song with moon in the title A. Blue Suede Moon Q. Name a bird with a long neck A. Naomi Campbell Q. Name an occupation where you need a torch A. A burglar Q. Name a famous brother and sister A. Bonnie & Clyde Q. Name a dangerous race A. The Arabs Q. Name an item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers A. A horse Q. Name something that floats in the bath A. Water Q. Name something you wear on the beach A. A deckchair Q. Name a famous royal A. Mail Q. Name a number you have to memorise A. 7 Q. Name something in the garden that's green A. Shed Q. Name something that flies that doesn't have an engine A. A bicycle with wings Q. Name something you might be allergic to A. Skiing Q. Name a famous bridge A. The bridge over troubled waters Q. Name something a cat does A. Goes to the toilet Q. Name something you do in the bathroom A. Decorate Q. Name an animal you might see at the zoo A. A dog Q. Name something associated with the police A. Pigs Q. Name a sign of the zodiac A. April Q. Name something slippery A. A conman Q. Name a way of cooking fish A. Cod Q. Name a food that can be brown or white A. Potato Q. Name a jacket potato topping A. Jam Q. Name a famous Scotsman A. Jock Q. Name something with a hole in it A. Window Q. Name a non-living object with legs A. Plant Q. Name a domestic animal A. Leopard Q. Name a part of the body beginning with 'N' A. Knee Q. Name a kind of ache A. Fillet 'O' Fish Q. Name something you open other than a door A. Your bowels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 Best one I saw was: Q. Name a famous George. A. Shakespeare. Silly old cow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 I saw another one of these lists and the question was Name something red My jumper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arse 'Friends' Dyslexic? Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 Q. Name a song with moon in the title A. Blue Suede Moon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 Bing Hitler (Craig Ferguson) used to do a brilliant routine based on Family Fortunes stupid answers, including the 'my red cardigan' line. I'm sure it's on You Tube somewhere, but I can't find it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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