superjack Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 Just read this story on the evening news Facebook page. I was in tears laughing by the time I finished reading the headline. https://lm.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.edinburghnews.scotsman.com%2Fnews%2Fpeople%2Fbomb-disposal-experts-called-to-a-hospital-after-patient-came-in-with-wwii-mortar-stuck-in-rectum-3481748&h=AT35YuE7uy4jmvirXzNhr02JeSJxrvcXbU8B59cqzuFc4bsmbk2R1MZPwK78dFssgFvpAKad_d2jjZV2zVkt1ppbSluVJbskDJGK5DmjEdPDNGvbWC0YFRyfR67QIVey1A Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 It wasn't Mark Francois, was it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3fingersreid Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 That was an episode of M*A*S*H Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 I wish.......you had........more time........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 apparently it was 6.5 inches....unsure of the girth though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull's-eye Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 Nobody in the "don't knock it, if you haven't tried it" mindset then ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 13 minutes ago, Bull's-eye said: Nobody in the "don't knock it, if you haven't tried it" mindset then ? im sure no one has rammed a bomb shell up their arse...maybe other things but certainly not that :_ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jb102 Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 Or joining the Paras where this initiation in looked upon as a right of passage. Pun intended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted December 4, 2021 Author Share Posted December 4, 2021 1 hour ago, JamesM48 said: apparently it was 6.5 inches....unsure of the girth though The radius was 6.5 inches! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister T Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 Wonder how he defused that awkward moment when he had to tell the A&E nurse what had happened Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 I wonder who the brave volunteer from the bomb disposal unit was. I bet the RAF were front of the queue😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 7 minutes ago, John Findlay said: I wonder who the brave volunteer from the bomb disposal unit was. I bet the RAF were front of the queue😉 surely the navy would be on it like a rat up a drainpipe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 33 minutes ago, superjack said: The radius was 6.5 inches! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Dan Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 I’d say he was primed and read to blow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbert. Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 1 hour ago, milky_26 said: surely the navy would be on it like a rat up a drainpipe I thought I seen a boat fly past me on the M8. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo_jim2001 Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 Will be a master at silent farts for I while ,I would imagine💥 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 2 hours ago, superjack said: The radius was 6.5 inches! So 13 inches side-to-side? That's bigger than a basketball. Must be cm, surely? And I'd guess diameter as well; 13 cm is still some size; not far short of a rugby ball. I didn't see any explanation. Did he "slip and fall" on the shell when he was just in his dressing gown? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruyff Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Jambo_jim2001 said: Will be a master at silent farts for I while ,I would imagine💥 Probably doesn't even know when he has done a shit. Like throwing sausages down a well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruyff Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 38 minutes ago, I P Knightley said: So 13 inches side-to-side? That's bigger than a basketball. Must be cm, surely? And I'd guess diameter as well; 13 cm is still some size; not far short of a rugby ball. I didn't see any explanation. Did he "slip and fall" on the shell when he was just in his dressing gown? Like this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punks No Deid Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 IMG_3064.MP4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted December 4, 2021 Author Share Posted December 4, 2021 5 hours ago, John Findlay said: I wonder who the brave volunteer from the bomb disposal unit was. I bet the RAF were front of the queue😉 RAF EOD was disbanded this year, to make room for the navy at times like these. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whodanny Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 6 hours ago, Mister T said: Wonder how he defused that awkward moment when he had to tell the A&E nurse what had happened The old favourite "I fell" honest ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruyff Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Punks No Deid said: IMG_3064.MP4 oh ya ****er. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Vince Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Punks No Deid said: IMG_3064.MP4 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Vince Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 4 hours ago, Jambo_jim2001 said: Will be a master at silent farts for I while ,I would imagine💥 Silent but violent. 😬 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull's-eye Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 Nobody think he swallowed it then ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 Heard he was a terrorist. A member of the Toalyban. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swanny17 Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 Wile E. Coyote may finally have a way to catch Roadrunner now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 When his boss at work told him he needed a rocket up his arse, he wasn't being literal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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