Armageddon Posted October 3, 2021 Posted October 3, 2021 Ok, we head to Glasgow in 2 weeks and I’d like to run a sweep of who can call the fakest news headline pre-match, you call the headline now and then quote your post with the actual headline over the next 2 weeks “Rangers eye January SWOOP for Beni” Come on - let’s hear yours! Quote
Debut 4 Posted October 3, 2021 Posted October 3, 2021 “Runaway leaders boss eyed as Gerrard replacement” Quote
The Gorgie Posted October 3, 2021 Posted October 3, 2021 Steven Gerrards Rangers eye Hearts midfield duo in January transfer swoop Quote
skinnybob72 Posted October 3, 2021 Posted October 3, 2021 Robbie Neilson says Hearts will offer Rangers 50p and a bag of Monster Munch for Morelos in January, adding that it will be the only concrete offer they will get with suggestions of £10m+ simply being Daily Record journo's wet dreams. . Quote
Tazio Posted October 3, 2021 Posted October 3, 2021 “Hearts player disrespects champions in interview” Quote
AlimOzturk Posted October 3, 2021 Posted October 3, 2021 Rangers planning January swoop for the whole hearts squad as they shit themselves that hearts might dare challenge them for the title. Quote
Hømme Posted October 3, 2021 Posted October 3, 2021 "Gerrard planning summer swoop for Ben Woodburn" Quote
Geoff Kilpatrick Posted October 3, 2021 Posted October 3, 2021 Beni: I COULD have signed for Rangers Made up tenuous bollocks is translated by sub-editor into above headline Quote
Hearts1975 Posted October 3, 2021 Posted October 3, 2021 Rangers weigh up triple Hearts header and look to sign Woodburn, Souttar and Moore on Pre contracts in January Quote
Hectormasson Posted October 3, 2021 Posted October 3, 2021 31 minutes ago, Debut 4 said: “Runaway leaders boss eyed as Gerrard replacement” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍 Quote
Lone Striker Posted October 3, 2021 Posted October 3, 2021 9 minutes ago, Geoff Kilpatrick said: Beni: I COULD have signed for Rangers Made up tenuous bollocks is translated by sub-editor into above headline Yep, this is the most likely sort of thing. Or "Hearts stars linked with Ibrox switch". It only takes some standard verbal diarrhoea from Boyd/Sutton/Commons etc for the weegie rags to jump on it. Quote
milky_26 Posted October 3, 2021 Posted October 3, 2021 Watford Eye Neilson as their next manager Quote
Marvin Posted October 3, 2021 Posted October 3, 2021 Hearts Ann Budge puts in offer to buy Hibs and all their assets. ER to be made in to a crazy golf course in bold merger bid. Quote
skinnybob72 Posted October 3, 2021 Posted October 3, 2021 11 minutes ago, milky_26 said: Watford Eye Neilson as their next manager Sting in the tail as Hornets eye up Gerard after Rangers defeat to Hearts leaves them in 4th place. Quote
milky_26 Posted October 3, 2021 Posted October 3, 2021 Gerrard demands protection from big physical hearts Quote
Masonic Posted October 3, 2021 Posted October 3, 2021 Rangers linked with double swoop for overachieving boyce and kingsley Quote
hisnameis Posted October 3, 2021 Posted October 3, 2021 Gers-daft Baningime demands to be released from Tynecastle hell Quote
whodanny Posted October 3, 2021 Posted October 3, 2021 1 hour ago, skinnybob72 said: Robbie Neilson says Hearts will offer Rangers 50p and a bag of Monster Munch for Morelos in January, adding that it will be the only concrete offer they will get with suggestions of £10m+ simply being Daily Record journo's wet dreams. . Och, that's just silly. He's never worth the monster munch. Quote
Longbaws Posted October 3, 2021 Posted October 3, 2021 Rangers favourites in top of the table clash Quote
Daktari Posted October 3, 2021 Posted October 3, 2021 1 hour ago, Armageddon said: Ok, we head to Glasgow in 2 weeks and I’d like to run a sweep of who can call the fakest news headline pre-match, you call the headline now and then quote your post with the actual headline over the next 2 weeks “Rangers eye January SWOOP for Beni” Come on - let’s hear yours! You already win I suspect... 🙄😁 Quote
RENE Posted October 3, 2021 Posted October 3, 2021 Beni would be final piece of the jigsaw for Rangers and they oshould offer £500,000 in January, says ex-Rangers star Kris Boyd Quote
Daktari Posted October 3, 2021 Posted October 3, 2021 But go on then - "XXXXX (insert any soon to be out of contract player) in 'Come and Get Me' plea".... Quote
Guest Posted October 3, 2021 Posted October 3, 2021 (edited) EXCLUSIVE: Joe Savage sits down to pee Edited October 3, 2021 by Jonkel Hoon Quote
jamboozy Posted October 3, 2021 Posted October 3, 2021 ‘Hearts have no respect for the Rangers ‘ writes top sports journalist Kris Boyd. Quote
1953 Posted October 3, 2021 Posted October 3, 2021 Rangers demand immediate VAR introduction as they fear Hearts will have the referee in their pocket at Ibrox once again. Quote
ƒιѕнρℓαρѕ Posted October 3, 2021 Posted October 3, 2021 Arrogant Hearts Must Be Stopped For Scottish Football's Sake writes Tam McManus Quote
frankblack Posted October 3, 2021 Posted October 3, 2021 (edited) "Souttar about to sign pre-contract for Rangers" claims The Sun Edited October 3, 2021 by frankblack Quote
RS86 Posted October 3, 2021 Posted October 3, 2021 1 minute ago, frankblack said: "Souttar about to sign pre-contract for Rangers" claims The Sun This without a doubt. "Record sources understand Rangers are monitoring Souttar's contract situation"... Quote
skinnybob72 Posted October 3, 2021 Posted October 3, 2021 9 minutes ago, Smithee said: Arrogant Hearts Must Be Stopped For Scottish Football's Sake writes Tam McManus Tam McManus - the unthinking fud's fud. Quote
Wee Mikey Posted October 3, 2021 Posted October 3, 2021 (edited) The following is almost a certainty:- "Rangers will go top of the league with a win versus Hearts" Oh, and for anyone in any doubt then simply substitute Celtic for Rangers and/or any other team for Hearts. That very same presumptious line is trotted out regularly. Edited October 3, 2021 by Wee Mikey Quote
ƒιѕнρℓαρѕ Posted October 3, 2021 Posted October 3, 2021 4 minutes ago, ri Alban said: Rangers died, Hearts survived. Exactly, glad you brought that up. They're not rangers any more. Quote
Naisys Tackle Posted October 3, 2021 Posted October 3, 2021 Belfasts Michael Smith sounded out as long term replacement for Tavernier. Quote
GlasgoJambo Posted October 3, 2021 Posted October 3, 2021 6 minutes ago, jonesy said: 4th-Placed Hibs still 'streets ahead of table-topping Hearts' utters some crayon munching goon peddling the flair myth. it’s coming Quote
Naisys Tackle Posted October 3, 2021 Posted October 3, 2021 Cameron Devlin dreams of playing for hero Tony Vidmars' beloved Rangers. Quote
Naisys Tackle Posted October 3, 2021 Posted October 3, 2021 Just now, GlasgoJambo said: it’s coming Anything at Ibrox today and it will only get worse. I don't like it when Hibs play any of the Old Firm after Europe on a Thursday. They are most vulnerable then. Quote
part_time_jambo Posted October 3, 2021 Posted October 3, 2021 1 hour ago, skinnybob72 said: Robbie Neilson says Hearts will offer Rangers 50p and a bag of Monster Munch for Morelos in January, adding that it will be the only concrete offer they will get with suggestions of £10m+ simply being Daily Record journo's wet dreams. . I don’t think they are capable of writing sentences that long. Quote
Absolute Scenes Posted October 3, 2021 Posted October 3, 2021 1 hour ago, hisnameis said: Gers-daft Baningime demands to be released from Tynecastle hell 😂😂😂👍 Quote
Pans Jambo Posted October 3, 2021 Posted October 3, 2021 “Gerrard revealed as Ben Woodward’s dad” Quote
Pans Jambo Posted October 3, 2021 Posted October 3, 2021 53 minutes ago, RS86 said: This without a doubt. "Record sources understand Rangers are monitoring Souttar's contract situation"... “Understand”. Hate that. Code for “I just made this shit up”. Quote
Riccarton3 Posted October 3, 2021 Posted October 3, 2021 Abysmal Ibrox record nothing to do with me says ex Everton ace Quote
Fort Vallance Posted October 3, 2021 Posted October 3, 2021 1 hour ago, Robbies Tackle said: Anything at Ibrox today and it will only get worse. I don't like it when Hibs play any of the Old Firm after Europe on a Thursday. They are most vulnerable then. Never seemed to do us any good. Quote
Fort Vallance Posted October 3, 2021 Posted October 3, 2021 3 hours ago, Tazio said: “Hearts player disrespects champions in interview” I hope this one is actually true. Quote
Naisys Tackle Posted October 3, 2021 Posted October 3, 2021 1 minute ago, Fort Vallance said: Never seemed to do us any good. That says more about us more than anything tbh. Quote
Bozi Posted October 3, 2021 Posted October 3, 2021 I fully expect something g like.... Rangers move for Hearts contract rebel Souttar, who has been brutally frozen out of the first team in recent weeks as his contract dispute rumbles on Quote
Kiwidoug Posted October 3, 2021 Posted October 3, 2021 4 hours ago, hisnameis said: Gers-daft Baningime demands to be released from Tynecastle hell Outstanding Quote
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.