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Armageddon

Ok, we head to Glasgow in 2 weeks and I’d like to run a sweep of who can call the fakest news headline pre-match, you call the headline now and then quote your post with the actual headline over the next 2 weeks

 

“Rangers eye January SWOOP for Beni”

 

Come on - let’s hear yours!

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skinnybob72

Robbie Neilson says Hearts will offer Rangers 50p and a bag of Monster Munch for Morelos in January, adding that it will be the only concrete offer they will get with suggestions of £10m+ simply being Daily Record journo's wet dreams.  . 

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AlimOzturk

Rangers planning January swoop for the whole hearts squad as they shit themselves that hearts might dare challenge them for the title. 

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Geoff Kilpatrick

Beni: I COULD have signed for Rangers

 

Made up tenuous bollocks is translated by sub-editor into above headline

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Hearts1975

Rangers weigh up triple Hearts header and look to sign Woodburn, Souttar and Moore on Pre contracts in January 

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Hectormasson
31 minutes ago, Debut 4 said:

“Runaway leaders boss eyed as Gerrard replacement”

 

 

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Lone Striker
9 minutes ago, Geoff Kilpatrick said:

Beni: I COULD have signed for Rangers

 

Made up tenuous bollocks is translated by sub-editor into above headline

Yep, this is the most likely sort of thing.      Or  "Hearts stars linked with Ibrox switch".      It only takes some standard verbal diarrhoea from Boyd/Sutton/Commons etc for the weegie rags to jump on it.     

 

     

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Hearts Ann Budge puts in offer to buy Hibs and all their assets. ER to be made in to a crazy golf course in bold merger bid.

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skinnybob72
11 minutes ago, milky_26 said:

Watford Eye Neilson as their next manager

Sting in the tail as Hornets eye up Gerard after Rangers defeat to Hearts leaves them in 4th place. 

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whodanny
1 hour ago, skinnybob72 said:

Robbie Neilson says Hearts will offer Rangers 50p and a bag of Monster Munch for Morelos in January, adding that it will be the only concrete offer they will get with suggestions of £10m+ simply being Daily Record journo's wet dreams.  . 

Och, that's just silly. He's never worth the monster munch.

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1 hour ago, Armageddon said:

Ok, we head to Glasgow in 2 weeks and I’d like to run a sweep of who can call the fakest news headline pre-match, you call the headline now and then quote your post with the actual headline over the next 2 weeks

 

“Rangers eye January SWOOP for Beni”

 

Come on - let’s hear yours!

You already win I suspect... 🙄😁

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Beni would be final piece of the jigsaw for Rangers and they oshould offer £500,000 in January, says ex-Rangers star Kris Boyd

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But go on then - "XXXXX (insert any soon to be out of contract player) in 'Come and Get Me' plea"....

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jamboozy

‘Hearts have no respect for the Rangers ‘ writes top sports journalist Kris Boyd.

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Rangers demand immediate VAR introduction as they fear Hearts will have the referee in their pocket at Ibrox once again.

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frankblack

"Souttar about to sign pre-contract for Rangers" claims The Sun

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1 minute ago, frankblack said:

"Souttar about to sign pre-contract for Rangers" claims The Sun

 

This without a doubt. "Record sources understand Rangers are monitoring Souttar's contract situation"...

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skinnybob72
9 minutes ago, Smithee said:

Arrogant Hearts Must Be Stopped For Scottish Football's Sake

writes Tam McManus

Tam McManus - the unthinking fud's fud. 

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Wee Mikey

The following is almost a certainty:-

 

"Rangers will go top of the league with a win versus Hearts"

 

Oh, and for anyone in any doubt then simply substitute Celtic for Rangers and/or any other team for Hearts. That very same presumptious line is trotted out regularly.

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4 minutes ago, ri Alban said:

Rangers died, Hearts survived.

 

Exactly, glad you brought that up. They're not rangers any more.

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4th-Placed Hibs still 'streets ahead of table-topping Hearts' utters some crayon munching goon peddling the flair myth.

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Robbies Tackle

Belfasts Michael Smith sounded out as long term replacement for Tavernier. 

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GlasgoJambo
6 minutes ago, jonesy said:

4th-Placed Hibs still 'streets ahead of table-topping Hearts' utters some crayon munching goon peddling the flair myth.


it’s coming

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Robbies Tackle
Just now, GlasgoJambo said:


it’s coming

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Anything at Ibrox today and it will only get worse.

 

I don't like it when Hibs play any of the Old Firm after Europe on a Thursday.  They are most vulnerable then. 

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Just now, GlasgoJambo said:


it’s coming

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I remember back in 97/98, when we both started the season well and then Hibs started to well, Hibsit well before Christmas, there was some interview with Chic Charnley where he confidently stated that Hibs were still in the title race. Worked out well for them, didn't it? :) 

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1 hour ago, skinnybob72 said:

Robbie Neilson says Hearts will offer Rangers 50p and a bag of Monster Munch for Morelos in January, adding that it will be the only concrete offer they will get with suggestions of £10m+ simply being Daily Record journo's wet dreams.  . 

I don’t think they are capable of writing sentences that long.

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Absolute Scenes
1 hour ago, hisnameis said:

Gers-daft Baningime demands to be released from Tynecastle hell

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Pans Jambo
53 minutes ago, RS86 said:

 

This without a doubt. "Record sources understand Rangers are monitoring Souttar's contract situation"...

“Understand”.

 

Hate that. Code for “I just made this shit up”.

 

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Fort Vallance
1 hour ago, Robbies Tackle said:

 

Anything at Ibrox today and it will only get worse.

 

I don't like it when Hibs play any of the Old Firm after Europe on a Thursday.  They are most vulnerable then. 

Never seemed to do us any good.

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Fort Vallance
3 hours ago, Tazio said:

“Hearts player disrespects champions in interview” 

I hope this one is actually true.

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Robbies Tackle
1 minute ago, Fort Vallance said:

Never seemed to do us any good.

 

That says more about us more than anything tbh. 

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I fully expect something g like....

 

Rangers move for Hearts contract rebel Souttar, who has been brutally frozen out of the first team in recent weeks as his contract dispute rumbles on 

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