Armageddon Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 Ok, we head to Glasgow in 2 weeks and I’d like to run a sweep of who can call the fakest news headline pre-match, you call the headline now and then quote your post with the actual headline over the next 2 weeks “Rangers eye January SWOOP for Beni” Come on - let’s hear yours! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Debut 4 Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 “Runaway leaders boss eyed as Gerrard replacement” Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Craig Gordon Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 Steven Gerrards Rangers eye Hearts midfield duo in January transfer swoop Quote Link to post Share on other sites
skinnybob72 Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 Robbie Neilson says Hearts will offer Rangers 50p and a bag of Monster Munch for Morelos in January, adding that it will be the only concrete offer they will get with suggestions of £10m+ simply being Daily Record journo's wet dreams. . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tazio Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 “Hearts player disrespects champions in interview” Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AlimOzturk Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 Rangers planning January swoop for the whole hearts squad as they shit themselves that hearts might dare challenge them for the title. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homme Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 "Gerrard planning summer swoop for Ben Woodburn" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Geoff Kilpatrick Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 Beni: I COULD have signed for Rangers Made up tenuous bollocks is translated by sub-editor into above headline Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hearts1975 Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 Rangers weigh up triple Hearts header and look to sign Woodburn, Souttar and Moore on Pre contracts in January Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hectormasson Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 31 minutes ago, Debut 4 said: “Runaway leaders boss eyed as Gerrard replacement” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lone Striker Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 9 minutes ago, Geoff Kilpatrick said: Beni: I COULD have signed for Rangers Made up tenuous bollocks is translated by sub-editor into above headline Yep, this is the most likely sort of thing. Or "Hearts stars linked with Ibrox switch". It only takes some standard verbal diarrhoea from Boyd/Sutton/Commons etc for the weegie rags to jump on it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LeftBack Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 Romanov sacks Neilson Quote Link to post Share on other sites
milky_26 Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 Watford Eye Neilson as their next manager Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Marvin Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 Hearts Ann Budge puts in offer to buy Hibs and all their assets. ER to be made in to a crazy golf course in bold merger bid. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
skinnybob72 Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 11 minutes ago, milky_26 said: Watford Eye Neilson as their next manager Sting in the tail as Hornets eye up Gerard after Rangers defeat to Hearts leaves them in 4th place. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
milky_26 Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 Gerrard demands protection from big physical hearts Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Masonic Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 Rangers linked with double swoop for overachieving boyce and kingsley Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hisnameis Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 Gers-daft Baningime demands to be released from Tynecastle hell Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LeftBack Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 Gordon: only club I wanted to play for Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whodanny Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 1 hour ago, skinnybob72 said: Robbie Neilson says Hearts will offer Rangers 50p and a bag of Monster Munch for Morelos in January, adding that it will be the only concrete offer they will get with suggestions of £10m+ simply being Daily Record journo's wet dreams. . Och, that's just silly. He's never worth the monster munch. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Longbaws Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 Rangers favourites in top of the table clash Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daktari Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 1 hour ago, Armageddon said: Ok, we head to Glasgow in 2 weeks and I’d like to run a sweep of who can call the fakest news headline pre-match, you call the headline now and then quote your post with the actual headline over the next 2 weeks “Rangers eye January SWOOP for Beni” Come on - let’s hear yours! You already win I suspect... 🙄😁 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RENE Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 Beni would be final piece of the jigsaw for Rangers and they oshould offer £500,000 in January, says ex-Rangers star Kris Boyd Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daktari Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 But go on then - "XXXXX (insert any soon to be out of contract player) in 'Come and Get Me' plea".... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonkel Hoon Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 (edited) EXCLUSIVE: Joe Savage sits down to pee Edited October 3 by Jonkel Hoon Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jamboozy Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 ‘Hearts have no respect for the Rangers ‘ writes top sports journalist Kris Boyd. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
1953 Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 Rangers demand immediate VAR introduction as they fear Hearts will have the referee in their pocket at Ibrox once again. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Smithee Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 Arrogant Hearts Must Be Stopped For Scottish Football's Sake writes Tam McManus Quote Link to post Share on other sites
frankblack Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 (edited) "Souttar about to sign pre-contract for Rangers" claims The Sun Edited October 3 by frankblack Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RS86 Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 1 minute ago, frankblack said: "Souttar about to sign pre-contract for Rangers" claims The Sun This without a doubt. "Record sources understand Rangers are monitoring Souttar's contract situation"... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
skinnybob72 Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 9 minutes ago, Smithee said: Arrogant Hearts Must Be Stopped For Scottish Football's Sake writes Tam McManus Tam McManus - the unthinking fud's fud. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wee Mikey Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 (edited) The following is almost a certainty:- "Rangers will go top of the league with a win versus Hearts" Oh, and for anyone in any doubt then simply substitute Celtic for Rangers and/or any other team for Hearts. That very same presumptious line is trotted out regularly. Edited October 3 by Wee Mikey Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ri Alban Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 Rangers died, Hearts survived. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Smithee Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 4 minutes ago, ri Alban said: Rangers died, Hearts survived. Exactly, glad you brought that up. They're not rangers any more. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jonesy Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 4th-Placed Hibs still 'streets ahead of table-topping Hearts' utters some crayon munching goon peddling the flair myth. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Robbies Tackle Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 Belfasts Michael Smith sounded out as long term replacement for Tavernier. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GlasgoJambo Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 6 minutes ago, jonesy said: 4th-Placed Hibs still 'streets ahead of table-topping Hearts' utters some crayon munching goon peddling the flair myth. it’s coming Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Robbies Tackle Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 Cameron Devlin dreams of playing for hero Tony Vidmars' beloved Rangers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Robbies Tackle Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 Just now, GlasgoJambo said: it’s coming Anything at Ibrox today and it will only get worse. I don't like it when Hibs play any of the Old Firm after Europe on a Thursday. They are most vulnerable then. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jonesy Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 Just now, GlasgoJambo said: it’s coming I remember back in 97/98, when we both started the season well and then Hibs started to well, Hibsit well before Christmas, there was some interview with Chic Charnley where he confidently stated that Hibs were still in the title race. Worked out well for them, didn't it? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
part_time_jambo Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 1 hour ago, skinnybob72 said: Robbie Neilson says Hearts will offer Rangers 50p and a bag of Monster Munch for Morelos in January, adding that it will be the only concrete offer they will get with suggestions of £10m+ simply being Daily Record journo's wet dreams. . I don’t think they are capable of writing sentences that long. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Absolute Scenes Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 1 hour ago, hisnameis said: Gers-daft Baningime demands to be released from Tynecastle hell 😂😂😂👍 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pans Jambo Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 “Gerrard revealed as Ben Woodward’s dad” Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pans Jambo Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 53 minutes ago, RS86 said: This without a doubt. "Record sources understand Rangers are monitoring Souttar's contract situation"... “Understand”. Hate that. Code for “I just made this shit up”. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Riccarton3 Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 Abysmal Ibrox record nothing to do with me says ex Everton ace Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fort Vallance Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 1 hour ago, Robbies Tackle said: Anything at Ibrox today and it will only get worse. I don't like it when Hibs play any of the Old Firm after Europe on a Thursday. They are most vulnerable then. Never seemed to do us any good. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fort Vallance Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 3 hours ago, Tazio said: “Hearts player disrespects champions in interview” I hope this one is actually true. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Robbies Tackle Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 1 minute ago, Fort Vallance said: Never seemed to do us any good. That says more about us more than anything tbh. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bozi Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 I fully expect something g like.... Rangers move for Hearts contract rebel Souttar, who has been brutally frozen out of the first team in recent weeks as his contract dispute rumbles on Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GinRummy Posted October 3 Share Posted October 3 Hearts star’s crack whore shame. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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