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7 hours ago, jack D and coke said:

The old scotch region eh🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🥰

You could be onto something. They don't have a backbone either.

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frankblack
2 hours ago, Lemongrab said:

No doubt it'll soon be claimed it happened in the pond in Lochend Park.

There is plenty of pondlife down there, right enough. 👍

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Rupert Pupkin
1 hour ago, JFK-1 said:

Oddly reminds me of this.

 

 

Still cracks me up... He has a wife you know...😂😂😂😂😂

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John Findlay
1 hour ago, Tazio said:

Just like we invented modern football and then everyone else got better at it than us 😀

Speak for yourself😄

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One of lifes greatest pleasures and weapons was a gift bestowed on us at birth. To wit, Flatulence or a good fart. The relief by the release can be satisfying, in a room of annoying people a good beer stoked one can clear the room.Some brave humans have for no particular reason other than an indelicate party trick endeavoured to ignite one, to the joy of others. Man has invented numerous gases, poisonous, fear causing and the fuel to operate in USA and Canada, Gas, at the pumps for a car, these mankind inventions can not be acquainted with the natural human  which are natural and uninvented.

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Jamstomorrow
54 minutes ago, Sharpie said:

One of lifes greatest pleasures and weapons was a gift bestowed on us at birth. To wit, Flatulence or a good fart. The relief by the release can be satisfying, in a room of annoying people a good beer stoked one can clear the room.Some brave humans have for no particular reason other than an indelicate party trick endeavoured to ignite one, to the joy of others. Man has invented numerous gases, poisonous, fear causing and the fuel to operate in USA and Canada, Gas, at the pumps for a car, these mankind inventions can not be acquainted with the natural human  which are natural and uninvented.

All that methane?  I bet thon Greta Thunberg doesn't fart!

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35 minutes ago, IronJambo said:

What didn't we invent? The television and the telephone for starters.

To be fair we did invent the television based on existing technology. Or rather one of the versions, just a pretty shit one. 

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40 minutes ago, Tazio said:

To be fair we did invent the television based on existing technology. Or rather one of the versions, just a pretty shit one. 

Hmmm I think you need to be first past the post to invent it and I'm pretty sure he wasn't.

 

We didn't invent the bagpipes or haggis either. 

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jack D and coke

 

1 minute ago, IronJambo said:

Hmmm I think you need to be first past the post to invent it and I'm pretty sure he wasn't.

 

We didn't invent the bagpipes or haggis either. 

Yir time of the month pal?

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2 minutes ago, jack D and coke said:

 

Yir time of the month pal?

Just checked and my boaby is no bleeding 😂

It might no be romantic but we can't help it if most of what we claim as our own is just nonsense. 

The national animal of Scotland is the Unicorn. A mythical creature is our national animal. Quite fitting to be honest.

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jack D and coke
6 minutes ago, IronJambo said:

Just checked and my boaby is no bleeding 😂

It might no be romantic but we can't help it if most of what we claim as our own is just nonsense. 

The national animal of Scotland is the Unicorn. A mythical creature is our national animal. Quite fitting to be honest.

Christ I’m glad to hear it:lol: 

Scotland being mythical is everything we should capitalise on. 
But take pride we invented the shaggin☺️
 

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Maple Leaf
1 hour ago, jack D and coke said:

Christ I’m glad to hear it:lol: 

Scotland being mythical is everything we should capitalise on. 
But take pride we invented the shaggin☺️
 

 

That's infinitely more important than waterproof raincoats and inflatable tyres.

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jack D and coke
6 minutes ago, Maple Leaf said:

 

That's infinitely more important than waterproof raincoats and inflatable tyres.

It should be on the thing at the border! The welcome to Scotland! We invented the shaggin😃

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FinnBarr Saunders
3 hours ago, jack D and coke said:

Christ I’m glad to hear it:lol: 

Scotland being mythical is everything we should capitalise on. 
But take pride we invented the shaggin☺️
 

 

Just going to ask the wife for a celebration shoogle, bet this will go down well (unlike her)

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4 hours ago, jack D and coke said:

It should be on the thing at the border! The welcome to Scotland! We invented the shaggin😃

Well we did invent the bike. :)

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