Leveins Battalion Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 "What's that thing on Martin Boyles heed? Is it a road kill?is it a road kill?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon Ramsay Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 Such a homeless looking guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Des Lynam Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 9 minutes ago, Leveins Battalion said: "What's that thing on Martin Boyles heed? Is it a road kill?is it a road kill?" Pubes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackLadd Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 Good job whoever did it. Could do with it myself for the chicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roxy Hearts Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 14 minutes ago, Leveins Battalion said: "What's that thing on Martin Boyles heed? Is it a road kill?is it a road kill?" Looks like Dylan from the Magic Roundabout 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuck berrys hairline Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 Thanks, bairns are greeting now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indianajones Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 Suited to that lot really. Ugly bassa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 2 minutes ago, JackLadd said: Good job whoever did it. Could do with it myself for the chicks. Was my first thought, cracking job. Thankfully I'm blessed with a lucious head of hair ( for the time being). Chicks still aren't interested... 😭 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Des Lynam Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 4 minutes ago, JackLadd said: Good job whoever did it. Could do with it myself for the chicks. I doubt it’s your lack of hair that means you’re not fighting them off with a stick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBigO Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 Get the teeth done, Martin. Nae point fixin yer roof when your walls look like a pagan ruin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackLadd Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 2 minutes ago, Des Lynam said: I doubt it’s your lack of hair that means you’re not fighting them off with a stick. Thanks for your smert Eck observation. I wear a cap I get a few hits. Without cap not so much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 its to help with air resistance as he falls to the ground Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roxy Hearts Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 9 minutes ago, milky_26 said: its to help with air resistance as he falls to the ground To cushion himself as he head plants into the turf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wavydavy Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 45 minutes ago, Leveins Battalion said: "What's that thing on Martin Boyles heed? Is it a road kill?is it a road kill?" When is he getting his teeth done? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
August Landmesser Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 I'm sure I saw 'Martin Boyles Hair Transplant' supporting The Fall back in '93 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldstone Wonder Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 45 minutes ago, TheBigO said: Get the teeth done, Martin. Nae point fixin yer roof when your walls look like a pagan ruin 😆 It's a shocker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ainsley Harriott Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 1 hour ago, Leveins Battalion said: "What's that thing on Martin Boyles heed? Is it a road kill?is it a road kill?" He been going to Neil Lennon's dentist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HMFC 86 Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 1 hour ago, TheBigO said: Get the teeth done, Martin. Nae point fixin yer roof when your walls look like a pagan ruin Haha absolutely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 36 minutes ago, August Landmesser said: I'm sure I saw 'Martin Boyles Hair Transplant' supporting The Fall back in '93 Was about to post similar. Add in another few words, like magical and amazing, and you've got a cracking concept album title. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pointon Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 The flying carpet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Australis Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 2 hours ago, Leveins Battalion said: "What's that thing on Martin Boyles heed? Is it a road kill?is it a road kill?" The Hearts players need to constantly give it a wee ruffle on Sunday. That will rile the cant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkDevriesScores4 Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 This thread has brightened up my friday 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auldbenches Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 1 hour ago, August Landmesser said: I'm sure I saw 'Martin Boyles Hair Transplant' supporting The Fall back in '93 😁 Extricate tour gig at The Network? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NLTFTh Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 Absolutely class post.. Brilliant. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Templeton Peck Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 Thought sweep overs were a thing of the past after Donald Trump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo-Jambo Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 He has got it swept over from both sides and the back with a wee rat like thing plonked in the middle of his napper. Can still see the baldy bits though. 😎😎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 6 minutes ago, Robbo-Jambo said: He has got it swept over from both sides and the back with a wee rat like thing plonked in the middle of his napper. Can still see the baldy bits though. 😎😎 Must just be me that thinks his new hair doo is quality and whover done it is a magician! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juho_Makela_Goal_Machine Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 Both stinking but the right is better than the left Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 Sounds like Sec G should be belting this out on Sunday, though N would be better to make sure he hears it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Burgundy Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 Not a bad effort for costing nothing. Even has a message on his top praising his new wig makers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Sanchez Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 Knew I'd seen him somewhere else before! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamstomorrow Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 55 minutes ago, Rick Sanchez said: Knew I'd seen him somewhere else before! Looks a bit like me. To be fair and I know I am biased, but my ears are better! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naisys Tackle Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 Best thing Cummings done is come up with his nickname squirrel. He hates it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chong Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 Shaved *****, hairy *****....... Still just a see you next Tuesday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister T Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 5 hours ago, TheBigO said: Get the teeth done, Martin. Nae point fixin yer roof when your walls look like a pagan ruin 😂 Perfectly summed up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 If you’re going bald, go gracefully. Ballhairs on your napper and a Hibs shirt is not a good look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wrinkly Ninja Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 (edited) I thought he'd just stopped wearing his swimming cap to the football. The diving prick. Edited September 10, 2021 by The Wrinkly Ninja edited to add that he is a diving prick for anyone that hadn't seen the diving prick dive like the prick that he is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo-in-furness Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 You can’t blame the guy, he’s obviously had a look at the thumbs success wi the bursds and decided to follow suit. Just hope he has enough dosh to keep the implants going as the rest of his hair receding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1971fozzy Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 To be fair it’s as good as I’ve seen. Boy in my work got one done in turkey and it went all Pete tong. His face ballooned up as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hearts007 Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 7 hours ago, Leveins Battalion said: "What's that thing on Martin Boyles heed? Is it a road kill?is it a road kill?" did he get it done for free? Hence the message on his shirt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zico Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 Better class of pubes than thumbelina. The baldy, buck-toothed diving *****’s fooling nobody though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomaso Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 5 hours ago, Australis said: The Hearts players need to constantly give it a wee ruffle on Sunday. That will rile the cant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manaliveits105 Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 So diving counts in the player of the month now apparently - refs let him away with it and now he gets an award for it - unbelievable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwidoug Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 2 hours ago, Morgan said: If you’re going bald, go gracefully. Ballhairs on your napper and a Hibs shirt is not a good look. Precisely, and it's the same for wummin. These peroxide blonde yanks with 3 tonnes of plastic in their faces look just as hideous as this Hibs loser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomaso Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 8 hours ago, Leveins Battalion said: "What's that thing on Martin Boyles heed? Is it a road kill?is it a road kill?" Demands a song for that rug on Sunday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartsfc_fan Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 8 hours ago, TheBigO said: Get the teeth done, Martin. Nae point fixin yer roof when your walls look like a pagan ruin 🤣🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CostaJambo Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 10 hours ago, Leveins Battalion said: "What's that thing on Martin Boyles heed? Is it a road kill?is it a road kill?" Why is he grinning so delightedly while thanking the NHS? Is it for their coping so admirably with the COVID pandemic or for their semi-successfully gluing a giant furball to his head? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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