been here before Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 Anyone else get a weird sense of excitement when waiting for a delivery and you can watch it in 'real' time on a map. Im currently awaiting a parcel thats only 7 stops away. Seems the driver is on the bypass just now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3fingersreid Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 Missing the fitba much ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted June 20, 2021 Author Share Posted June 20, 2021 This is far more exciting than watching Hearts recently. Still 7 stops but he's off the bypass now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETTY29 Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 Wait till you get the delivered notification and no van outside and no parcel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted June 20, 2021 Author Share Posted June 20, 2021 Just now, DETTY29 said: Wait till you get the delivered notification and no van outside and no parcel. Just went out to get the parcel as it showed the van was sitting outside only to find no van and no parcel. Onlt then it dawned on mt the marker in the map was my house. What a dick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Fredrickson Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 Was watching progress of a delivery a few months ago and on the map it was outside my house. It was dark and I could see the van. I could see someone across the other side of the street with a head torch and a parcel checking door numbers. Shouted over to him my door number and it was for me. He could have either taken ages to find my house or choose not to deliver it so the live tracking meant that I was able to prevent any of these happening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted June 20, 2021 Author Share Posted June 20, 2021 5 stops... he's on the main road... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo-Jimbo Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 Was waiting on a beer delivery last year and watched it on the live map, delivery number 127, then as the day went on number 83, then number 35, anyway got down to number 5 and the van was in the next village just 2 miles away, and then nothing, still on number 5, about an hour later the van was showing as being back at the depot in Livingston, and I got an email saying sorry no one was home blah blah blah. I told them to check their live tracker and they'd see that the driver never came anyway near to delivering it and to stop BS me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 Has your dildo arrived yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted June 20, 2021 Author Share Posted June 20, 2021 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Jeff said: Has your dildo arrived yet? It has now. And only 3 stops till the parcel. Edited June 20, 2021 by been here before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 12 minutes ago, been here before said: It has now. And only 3 stops till the parcel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debut 4 Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 Do you still live in Westburn, BHH? If so, every chance the driver is running the gauntlet from van to hoose... that’s the cause of delay. 🙃 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 Shoorly it must be time for that driver to have a lunch break. 😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted June 20, 2021 Author Share Posted June 20, 2021 8 minutes ago, Debut 4 said: Do you still live in Westburn, BHH? If so, every chance the driver is running the gauntlet from van to hoose... that’s the cause of delay. 🙃 Nah moved from there ober 30 years ago! Parcel arrived 10 mins ago though. All is well just enjoying that post delivery glow. Feel like I should be lying back smoking a cigarette now. Sunday morning buzz! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debut 4 Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 11 minutes ago, been here before said: Nah moved from there ober 30 years ago! Parcel arrived 10 mins ago though. All is well just enjoying that post delivery glow. Feel like I should be lying back smoking a cigarette now. Sunday morning buzz! Ah right, lol. 👍🏻 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mars plastic Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 So, what were you waiting on likes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Slog Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 How come, whenever you go online to track a parcel, its always six or seven stops away, then you always seem to wait an eternity? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambof3tornado Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 58 minutes ago, Captain Slog said: How come, whenever you go online to track a parcel, its always six or seven stops away, then you always seem to wait an eternity? My wifes insoles from amazon have been parked up in stirling for the last hour, reckon the driver is getting his hole somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 31 minutes ago, Jambof3tornado said: My wifes insoles from amazon have been parked up in stirling for the last hour, reckon the driver is getting his hole somewhere. For your wife's sake, I hope he hasn't got some weird foot fetish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 5 minutes ago, Lemongrab said: For your wife's sake, I hope he hasn't got some weird foot fetish. Insoles making a sausage sandwich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 6 minutes ago, Tazio said: Insoles making a sausage sandwich 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambof3tornado Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 27 minutes ago, Lemongrab said: For your wife's sake, I hope he hasn't got some weird foot fetish. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambof3tornado Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 21 minutes ago, Tazio said: Insoles making a sausage sandwich Thank F the wife doesnt read jkb or the insoles would be getting returned haha!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 2 minutes ago, Jambof3tornado said: Thank F the wife doesnt read jkb or the insoles would be getting returned haha!!! Ooh that’s clever, the new insoles I’ve bought have some creamy stuff on them so they slip in the shoes easier. 🤮🤮 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 13 minutes ago, Tazio said: Ooh that’s clever, the new insoles I’ve bought have some creamy stuff on them so they slip in easier. 🤮🤮 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy Jambo Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 It depends what you've ordered. Gibson Guitar, excited like ****. New boxer shorts, just wanting the guy to hurry up so i can leave the house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 I love tracking my parcels. Hermes lady is Dorothy, DHP Steven and not sure of the yodel chaps name but he kindly puts the wine delivery straight into the garage for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted June 21, 2021 Share Posted June 21, 2021 20 hours ago, Mars plastic said: So, what were you waiting on likes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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