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13 minutes ago, Sir Gio said:

Not a nation of oil paintings are we

 

 

We are either pug ugly or supermodels.

 

Jennifer Reoch is as nice looking a bursd anyone will ever see on any inch of this planet.

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Spitonastranger
2 hours ago, i8hibsh said:

 

 

They would never have someone right wing and everything does seem to be glasgow centric.

 

Not one advert or anything nowadays that posters Scotland is in anyway even a bawhair close to reality.

 

If you have not seen this Janey Goodey advery Dave please watch - I think it may even make you cringe.

 

p.s I know this thread aint about the Scottish tourist board video but humour me.

 

Also as a footnote let me say that that unfunny as **** woman who does the bank of scotland adverts is as brutal as it gets.  She remind sme of Ruth Davidson but I like Ruth Davidson.

is that because Ruth Davidson looks like a man 

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4 minutes ago, Spitonastranger said:

is that because Ruth Davidson looks like a man 

 

 

Transphobe/homophone/non binary a phobe/queeraphobe and short hair ophobe!

 

:seething:

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56 minutes ago, i8hibsh said:

 

 

We are either pug ugly or supermodels.

 

Jennifer Reoch is as nice looking a bursd anyone will ever see on any inch of this planet.

And she's from Glasgow.  Aaaagh, the paradox, the anxiety, the melting pot of emotions.  If Janey Godley looked like Jennifer, if they both had Ruth Davidson's politics, if only all women were hot and didnae speak.

 

Aaaaaggghhhh!

 

Cruel cruel life

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5 hours ago, i8hibsh said:

Are Scots squad weegies?

 

I am at the stage I can't even listen to anthing 'Weegie related' for even 1 second.

 

I was sent this Scottish tourist board thing narrated by some unsightly mess called Janey Goodey (whom I had never laid eyes on or heard of till that moment) and I am still traumatised.

 

Cringe to the core.

 

Can we not get back to having somehting that represents us that actually speaks for a nation.  No far left talentless comedians, weegies or endless diversity hires.

 

Please pelase please just do somehting we can all relate to and enjoy.

I live abroad but had a zoom with family. Everyone thought it was very funny when my niece came on and impressed everyone with her Weedgie speak repertoire.  I was absolutely spewing.  HTF is people talking like uneducated idiots even funny? Raging. 

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5 minutes ago, TypoonJambo said:

I live abroad but had a zoom with family. Everyone thought it was very funny when my niece came on and impressed everyone with her Weedgie speak repertoire.  I was absolutely spewing.  HTF is people talking like uneducated idiots even funny? Raging. 

Trainspotting is pretty funny, even with those shitie, junkie Edinburgh accents. 

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9 minutes ago, ri Alban said:

Trainspotting is pretty funny, even with those shitie, junkie Edinburgh accents. 

Granted,but given that the drug addled ***** that wrote it lived across the road from me in muirhouse,even more bloody annoying.

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10 hours ago, davemclaren said:

Something non-diverse, right wing and from Perth?

Yep that's what unites this nation...  bile. That's what I want! 

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John Findlay
10 hours ago, TypoonJambo said:

Granted,but given that the drug addled ***** that wrote it lived across the road from me in muirhouse,even more bloody annoying.

You should have gone upmarket and moved across Pennywell Road and joined us snobs in West Pilton🤣

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1 hour ago, John Findlay said:

You should have gone upmarket and moved across Pennywell Road and joined us snobs in West Pilton🤣

Fur coat and nae knickers you lot. 

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Forever Hearts
19 hours ago, i8hibsh said:

Are Scots squad weegies?

 

I am at the stage I can't even listen to anthing 'Weegie related' for even 1 second.

 

I was sent this Scottish tourist board thing narrated by some unsightly mess called Janey Goodey (whom I had never laid eyes on or heard of till that moment) and I am still traumatised.

 

Cringe to the core.

 

Can we not get back to having somehting that represents us that actually speaks for a nation.  No far left talentless comedians, weegies or endless diversity hires.

 

Please pelase please just do somehting we can all relate to and enjoy.

Aye mate, they're all Glasgow born n bred.🙄

 

Jack Docherty - Edinburgh 

Sally Reid - Perth 

Jordan Young - Fife

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Smith's right boot
17 hours ago, davemclaren said:

Ruth isn’t all that funny either tbf. 

 

 

Dunno, baroness Davidson is quite the joker 

 

Not sure she means it, tells lies, sorry I mean jokes all the time. 

 

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Mars plastic
19 hours ago, i8hibsh said:

 

 

We are either pug ugly or supermodels.

 

Jennifer Reoch is as nice looking a bursd anyone will ever see on any inch of this planet.

Beyond tragic patter.

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