i8hibsh Posted Thursday at 14:23 Share Posted Thursday at 14:23 13 minutes ago, Sir Gio said: Not a nation of oil paintings are we We are either pug ugly or supermodels. Jennifer Reoch is as nice looking a bursd anyone will ever see on any inch of this planet. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spitonastranger Posted Thursday at 14:28 Share Posted Thursday at 14:28 2 hours ago, i8hibsh said: They would never have someone right wing and everything does seem to be glasgow centric. Not one advert or anything nowadays that posters Scotland is in anyway even a bawhair close to reality. If you have not seen this Janey Goodey advery Dave please watch - I think it may even make you cringe. p.s I know this thread aint about the Scottish tourist board video but humour me. Also as a footnote let me say that that unfunny as **** woman who does the bank of scotland adverts is as brutal as it gets. She remind sme of Ruth Davidson but I like Ruth Davidson. is that because Ruth Davidson looks like a man Quote Link to post Share on other sites
i8hibsh Posted Thursday at 14:36 Share Posted Thursday at 14:36 4 minutes ago, Spitonastranger said: is that because Ruth Davidson looks like a man Transphobe/homophone/non binary a phobe/queeraphobe and short hair ophobe! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheBigO Posted Thursday at 15:21 Share Posted Thursday at 15:21 56 minutes ago, i8hibsh said: We are either pug ugly or supermodels. Jennifer Reoch is as nice looking a bursd anyone will ever see on any inch of this planet. And she's from Glasgow. Aaaagh, the paradox, the anxiety, the melting pot of emotions. If Janey Godley looked like Jennifer, if they both had Ruth Davidson's politics, if only all women were hot and didnae speak. Aaaaaggghhhh! Cruel cruel life Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TypoonJambo Posted Thursday at 17:44 Share Posted Thursday at 17:44 5 hours ago, i8hibsh said: Are Scots squad weegies? I am at the stage I can't even listen to anthing 'Weegie related' for even 1 second. I was sent this Scottish tourist board thing narrated by some unsightly mess called Janey Goodey (whom I had never laid eyes on or heard of till that moment) and I am still traumatised. Cringe to the core. Can we not get back to having somehting that represents us that actually speaks for a nation. No far left talentless comedians, weegies or endless diversity hires. Please pelase please just do somehting we can all relate to and enjoy. I live abroad but had a zoom with family. Everyone thought it was very funny when my niece came on and impressed everyone with her Weedgie speak repertoire. I was absolutely spewing. HTF is people talking like uneducated idiots even funny? Raging. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ri Alban Posted Thursday at 17:51 Share Posted Thursday at 17:51 5 minutes ago, TypoonJambo said: I live abroad but had a zoom with family. Everyone thought it was very funny when my niece came on and impressed everyone with her Weedgie speak repertoire. I was absolutely spewing. HTF is people talking like uneducated idiots even funny? Raging. Trainspotting is pretty funny, even with those shitie, junkie Edinburgh accents. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TypoonJambo Posted Thursday at 18:01 Share Posted Thursday at 18:01 (edited) 9 minutes ago, ri Alban said: Trainspotting is pretty funny, even with those shitie, junkie Edinburgh accents. Granted,but given that the drug addled ***** that wrote it lived across the road from me in muirhouse,even more bloody annoying. Edited Thursday at 18:02 by TypoonJambo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ScandinavianJambo Posted Thursday at 23:05 Share Posted Thursday at 23:05 10 hours ago, davemclaren said: Something non-diverse, right wing and from Perth? Yep that's what unites this nation... bile. That's what I want! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
John Findlay Posted Friday at 04:53 Share Posted Friday at 04:53 10 hours ago, TypoonJambo said: Granted,but given that the drug addled ***** that wrote it lived across the road from me in muirhouse,even more bloody annoying. You should have gone upmarket and moved across Pennywell Road and joined us snobs in West Pilton🤣 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
manaliveits105 Posted Friday at 05:21 Share Posted Friday at 05:21 Fair play to the guy singing the whole song with a mouse on his top lip Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TypoonJambo Posted Friday at 06:14 Share Posted Friday at 06:14 1 hour ago, John Findlay said: You should have gone upmarket and moved across Pennywell Road and joined us snobs in West Pilton🤣 Fur coat and nae knickers you lot. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
John Findlay Posted Friday at 06:21 Share Posted Friday at 06:21 5 minutes ago, TypoonJambo said: Fur coat and nae knickers you lot. 🤣 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Forever Hearts Posted Friday at 07:27 Share Posted Friday at 07:27 19 hours ago, i8hibsh said: Are Scots squad weegies? I am at the stage I can't even listen to anthing 'Weegie related' for even 1 second. I was sent this Scottish tourist board thing narrated by some unsightly mess called Janey Goodey (whom I had never laid eyes on or heard of till that moment) and I am still traumatised. Cringe to the core. Can we not get back to having somehting that represents us that actually speaks for a nation. No far left talentless comedians, weegies or endless diversity hires. Please pelase please just do somehting we can all relate to and enjoy. Aye mate, they're all Glasgow born n bred.🙄 Jack Docherty - Edinburgh Sally Reid - Perth Jordan Young - Fife Quote Link to post Share on other sites
brypie04 Posted Friday at 08:04 Share Posted Friday at 08:04 (edited) https://buttonup1.bandcamp.com/track/fitbaw-fitbaw-fitbaw-goal-goal-goal Colonel Mustard & the Dijon 5 Edited Friday at 08:04 by brypie04 spelling Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Smith's right boot Posted Friday at 09:33 Share Posted Friday at 09:33 17 hours ago, davemclaren said: Ruth isn’t all that funny either tbf. Dunno, baroness Davidson is quite the joker Not sure she means it, tells lies, sorry I mean jokes all the time. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mars plastic Posted Friday at 09:44 Share Posted Friday at 09:44 19 hours ago, i8hibsh said: We are either pug ugly or supermodels. Jennifer Reoch is as nice looking a bursd anyone will ever see on any inch of this planet. Beyond tragic patter. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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