muldoon74 Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 Two stories on my Facebook today (from reputable news sources, so I believe).. People in India, covering themselves in cow shit to ward off corona virus. Americans filling plastic bags with petrol and taking it home in the boots of their cars. Darwin Awards got some tough decisions to make this year! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 To be fair, smothering yourself in cow shit must help with social distancing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muldoon74 Posted May 14, 2021 Author Share Posted May 14, 2021 24 minutes ago, Norm said: To be fair, smothering yourself in cow shit must help with social distancing. Unless everyone's, doing it...? 🤔🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 24 minutes ago, Norm said: To be fair, smothering yourself in cow shit must help with social distancing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maple Leaf Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 33 minutes ago, muldoon74 said: Two stories on my Facebook today (from reputable news sources, so I believe).. People in India, covering themselves in cow shit to ward off corona virus. Americans filling plastic bags with petrol and taking it home in the boots of their cars. Darwin Awards got some tough decisions to make this year! If we were to post a list of all the stupid things people do and believe, we would overload the JKB server. Homo Sapiens, the wise man ... yeah, right! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 Folk chopping down mobile phone rely towers because infectious viruses are transmitted through 5G signals like teleporters in Star Trek. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmo Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 Folk claming they are made of metal post-vaccination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruyff Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 2 hours ago, Norm said: To be fair, smothering yourself in cow shit must help with social distancing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffros Furios Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 Another reason not to have Facebook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruyff Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 Just now, Jeffros Furios said: Another reason not to have Facebook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonlegions Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 People voting Tory, knowing the kind of clown they have in number 10. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffros Furios Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 3 minutes ago, maroonlegions said: People voting Tory, knowing the kind of clown they have in number 10. The people voted in 2019 that Corbyn was an even bigger clown . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muldoon74 Posted May 14, 2021 Author Share Posted May 14, 2021 1 hour ago, maroonlegions said: People voting Tory, knowing the kind of clown they have in number 10. 1 hour ago, Jeffros Furios said: The people voted in 2019 that Corbyn was an even bigger clown . I should've added a "No Politics Caveat" in the OP.. My bad... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 People can and will believe almost anything if they're afraid. Sadly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muldoon74 Posted May 14, 2021 Author Share Posted May 14, 2021 3 hours ago, Maple Leaf said: If we were to post a list of all the stupid things people do and believe, we would overload the JKB server. Homo Sapiens, the wise man ... yeah, right! Suely the thread to get things off your chest, 1 or 2 things at a time.. Keeps the conversation going... Other than my OP, I am absolutely baffled by trophy hunting. This could probably cross over with the seethe thread but the very idea that if you have enough money you can go to Africa (actually even scotland now) and kill an animal that's just minding its own business because you think you're an amazing big brave hunter who is a super shot with [insert preferred weapon here]... Yes an elephant is massively huge but you were sitting in your new York suburb last week it was doing you no harm yet you've decided to kill it. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey1874 Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 Indian black market is selling vaccines for many times the price. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour M Hersh Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 As the cow is sacred in India I can only think they'll believe themselves immune from illness by doing this. Gotta love religion eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonlegions Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 1 hour ago, Jeffros Furios said: The people voted in 2019 that Corbyn was an even bigger clown . Aye at least Corbyn never had the chance to steal the riches money right enough.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GinRummy Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 13 minutes ago, Seymour M Hersh said: As the cow is sacred in India I can only think they'll believe themselves immune from illness by doing this. Gotta love religion eh? Was about to post similar. Spent close to a year over there in my early 20’s. Cows wandering about all over the place, beaches, streets, gardens. It’s like bikes in Amsterdam. Cows have right of way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 5 hours ago, muldoon74 said: Two stories on my Facebook today (from reputable news sources, so I believe).. People in India, covering themselves in cow shit to ward off corona virus. Americans filling plastic bags with petrol and taking it home in the boots of their cars. Darwin Awards got some tough decisions to make this year! I saw that. Can't find the link, but the American woman filling her carrier bag was funny as feck. Not enough facepalms to describe that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 8 minutes ago, Marvin said: I saw that. Can't find the link, but the American woman filling her carrier bag was funny as feck. Not enough facepalms to describe that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonlegions Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 For all humanities ills, fails and injustices, we can still invent the tech for Hubble to capture this breathtaking image of the Carina Nebula. The Carina Nebula | Credit Image: NASA/ Hubble Space Telescope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 20 minutes ago, Lemongrab said: That's the one 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spellczech Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 28 minutes ago, Lemongrab said: Ooft. Reminds me of my flatmate at uni. I discovered one day that he was driving around with one of those plastic petrol cans with petrol inside it in case he ran out of fuel! Took a little while to convince him that the idea is that you carry the empty can around in case you have to walk to a petrol station to get fuel because you've run out... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muldoon74 Posted May 14, 2021 Author Share Posted May 14, 2021 1 hour ago, Seymour M Hersh said: As the cow is sacred in India I can only think they'll believe themselves immune from illness by doing this. Gotta love religion eh? Exactly.. Don't start me on the utter insanities (other than war) being done daily aroung the globe in the name of religion.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu_HMFC Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 5 hours ago, Jeffros Furios said: Another reason not to have Facebook. Yeah I have deleted majority of the people on mine and pages I followed don’t know if it’s because I’m getting older but just full of negativity and advertising it’s just a waste of time . I keep it for a few groups on and if my Mrs tags me in things but don’t use it myself or comment on pages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruyff Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 Do they not have some honking rat temple in India where there's literally millions of rats running about and they drink the water that the rats piss in? 🤔 Filthy *******s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 8 hours ago, Norm said: To be fair, smothering yourself in cow shit must help with social distancing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beni Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 18 minutes ago, Cruyff said: Do they not have some honking rat temple in India where there's literally millions of rats running about and they drink the water that the rats piss in? 🤔 Filthy *******s. That sounds weil dodgy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 6 hours ago, Gizmo said: Folk claming they are made of metal post-vaccination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruyff Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 9 minutes ago, fancy a brew said: That sounds weil dodgy. They must all have Leptospirosis. Found the vid, it's not water they drink, it's manky milk full of rat piss and shit. India is ****ing disgusting like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
otterjohn Posted May 15, 2021 Share Posted May 15, 2021 10 hours ago, Cruyff said: Do they not have some honking rat temple in India where there's literally millions of rats running about and they drink the water that the rats piss in? 🤔 Filthy *******s. Thats Easter Road not India Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buzz Posted May 15, 2021 Share Posted May 15, 2021 13 hours ago, Lemongrab said: What could possibly go wrong?🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gorgie Posted May 15, 2021 Share Posted May 15, 2021 It's about time Aliens came and put an end to us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Byyy The Light Posted May 15, 2021 Share Posted May 15, 2021 17 hours ago, Jeffros Furios said: Another reason not to have Facebook. This man kens his onions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffros Furios Posted May 15, 2021 Share Posted May 15, 2021 Just now, Byyy The Light said: This man kens his onions Odd balls who send friend requests to strangers There's a lot more to dislike but its Saturday morning and i'm in a good mood 😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Byyy The Light Posted May 15, 2021 Share Posted May 15, 2021 1 minute ago, Jeffros Furios said: Odd balls who send friend requests to strangers There's a lot more to dislike but its Saturday morning and i'm in a good mood 😀 Aye let’s not ruin a nice morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo-Jimbo Posted May 15, 2021 Share Posted May 15, 2021 1 hour ago, Section N Rules said: It's about time Aliens came and put an end to us. Already been and took one look at us and pissed themselves laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagger Is Back Posted May 15, 2021 Share Posted May 15, 2021 10 hours ago, Section N Rules said: It's about time Aliens came and put an end to us. I reckon they’re having too much fun. Imagine sitting there on a Saturday night with the family tuning in to see what arsehole things the humans have done this week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gorgie Posted May 15, 2021 Share Posted May 15, 2021 Just now, Dagger Is Back said: I reckon they’re having too much fun. Imagine sitting there on a Saturday night with the family tuning in to see what arsehole things the humans have done this week. Probably right. These guys have unlocked the secrets of the universe, meanwhile we have someone putting petrol into a plastic bag that has holes in it 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagger Is Back Posted May 15, 2021 Share Posted May 15, 2021 57 minutes ago, Section N Rules said: Probably right. These guys have unlocked the secrets of the universe, meanwhile we have someone putting petrol into a plastic bag that has holes in it 😂 They’re probably thinking ‘this experiments gone to shit hasn’t it?’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwindonJambo Posted May 15, 2021 Share Posted May 15, 2021 Went out walking in Oxford last night, which is about 20 miles away. Pubs all absolutely rocking in the outside seated areas with social distancing being a rarely taken up optional extra. Also a steady stream of students in tightly packed queues in out the supermarkets buying copious amounts of booze. Generally behaving like the pandemic’s all over. i also went for a walk along the Thames with loads of teams of rowers training, with their Coxes, miked up and barking instructions. What they also had were instructors on push bikes racing along the riverside path at high speed, also barking instructions, looking sideways at the boats and not where they were going. If you happened to be walking, as I was, it was a seriously lethal health hazard. If they already have Coxes barking instructions, why the **** bother with riverside instructors too? Was in Swindon earlier same day which was as depressing as usual. I work there but have hardly visited since the pandemic as permanently home based since. Half the shops are closed down and Loads of mutants in shops not wearing masks and shouting at their kids. The place is goIng down the lavvy pan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gorgie Posted May 15, 2021 Share Posted May 15, 2021 1 hour ago, Dagger Is Back said: They’re probably thinking ‘this experiments gone to shit hasn’t it?’ Think we hit that stage when the Kardashians started making an appearance on our screens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagger Is Back Posted May 15, 2021 Share Posted May 15, 2021 37 minutes ago, Section N Rules said: Think we hit that stage when the Kardashians started making an appearance on our screens. Yip. It’s been a rapid descent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwindonJambo Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 10 hours ago, Dagger Is Back said: Yip. It’s been a rapid descent And worst of all, it's probably got even further to fall yet. The Kardashianisation of society is s painful watch ☹️🤬 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunny Munro Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 On 14/05/2021 at 16:13, Gizmo said: Folk claming they are made of metal post-vaccination. This is funny for a few reasons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagger Is Back Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 22 minutes ago, SwindonJambo said: And worst of all, it's probably got even further to fall yet. The Kardashianisation of society is s painful watch ☹️🤬 It’s like a meltdown you’re right. Painful when there’s so much potential Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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