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If you could be ANYONE else in the world who would you be?


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PsychocAndy
The lesbian lover of Sam Fox

;):P

 

Is that because she looks like biker bloke anyway?

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Jay Z

I have a hard spot for his missus

 

Oh dear god no!

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I'd be Bastian Schweinsteiger for this reason

 

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Gwen will be devasted but I may have to make this my new avator

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I'd be my wife, then I would be married to the handsomest sex machine ever known, and I could live my life knowing I was the luckiest person alive married to such a wonderful man who is so self effacing and modest.:rolleyes:

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I'd be Fred West.

 

I heard he was a good odd job man and personally I'm crap at DIY, so it'd be nice to be able to put dry wall up.

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Miller Jambo 60
Oh dear god no!

 

Vlad,:107years: then i would spend millions on a new team.

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Guest gorgie kev

I'D be tom farmer-ask for all my money back sell the ground from under them.Then shut the hobo tramps down :107years::107years:

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I P Knightley
I'd be Bastian Schweinsteiger for this reason

 

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I'd be her

 

I'd dump you (or Bastian) and spend the rest of my days looking at myself naked in the mirror and playing with my own fabulous ladyparts.

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coppercrutch

I would be this person:

 

alexsalmondsaltire.jpg

 

I would buy one of these:

 

The_Big_Gun.jpg

 

I would do this:

 

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Everyone else could then do this:

 

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Why would folk in Vancouver be setting off fireworks if Alex Salmond topped himself? ;)

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coppercrutch
Why would folk in Vancouver be setting off fireworks if Alex Salmond topped himself? ;)

 

Why wouldn't they..:)

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Guest S.U.S.S.
I'd be my wife, then I would be married to the handsomest sex machine ever known, and I could live my life knowing I was the luckiest person alive married to such a wonderful man who is so self effacing and modest.:rolleyes:

 

She a bigamist then? :)

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Guest S.U.S.S.
I would be this person:

 

alexsalmondsaltire.jpg

 

I would buy one of these:

 

The_Big_Gun.jpg

 

I would do this:

 

42-15601356.jpg?size=572&uid=%7BF051A462-CA84-47C4-B49D-2310401B7C40%7D

 

Everyone else could then do this:

 

vancouver-fireworks.jpg

 

CC ill help you out then, ill be the guy who sets of the fireworks when bertie bigot (AKA You) blows his brains out.

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I would be this person:

 

alexsalmondsaltire.jpg

 

I would buy one of these:

 

The_Big_Gun.jpg

 

I would do this:

 

42-15601356.jpg?size=572&uid=%7BF051A462-CA84-47C4-B49D-2310401B7C40%7D

 

Everyone else could then do this:

 

vancouver-fireworks.jpg

 

 

 

Genius!!!!!

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Why wouldn't they..:)

 

Canadians probably hate the chubby wee racist too*

 

 

*solely the view of i8hibsh and does not represent ANY of the JKB team

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