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Since the media was absolutely creaming over him all night let's bring the hype back to planet earth.

 

 

Edinburgh trams going down Princes Street are quicker

 

 

 

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My Granny cooking chips.

 

She died 22 years ago.

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The growth in the gap between the Eurasian and North American tectonic plates.

 

Me.

PhoenixHearts
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his hairline is quicker.

 

Sure it fled the scene when he was still in his adolescence. Hasn't been seen since.

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The filth running down the inside of Nelms' leg...

SectionFJambo
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He may not be very fast however not sure that will prevent him being one of the better players in this league. 

Football intelligence will get him through.

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He'll be easy to wind up. Jamie was taking the piss out of him and the old guy just couldn't handle it.

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1 minute ago, SectionFJambo said:

He may not be very fast however not sure that will prevent him being one of the better players in this league. 

Football intelligence will get him through.

 

You must be a great laugh at parties

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The Hearts TV stream was 53 seconds behind BBC

 

 

 

It was still faster than Charlie Adam 

 

 

He was so slow we could play Olly Lee in midfield 

 

 

 

Seymour M Hersh
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Slow he may be but he has ability and lots of it. I was shouting at the telly to block his shot when Craig turned it round the post. We didn't learn our lesson and let him score (albeit a hell of a shot) but defenders need to be quicker to put their bodies in harms way. 

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1 minute ago, Section Q said:

He'll be easy to wind up. Jamie was taking the piss out of him and the old guy just couldn't handle it.

Absolutely this. Jamie showed him no respect whatsoever, that's what I want our players doing all season, fear no-one, give them hell.

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Mr blobby doing the 100m in doc martens and a trench coat 

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A few people sticking up for him... Just remember who his employers are! feck every single one of them

Tenaciousdandy
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Altho I do think he is still a cracking player and a good signing for scumdee I'll play along

He's slower than a 3 legged 🐢 

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Stendel booking his tickets home to Germany after taking the Hearts job.

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The time it takes for Adam's dentist to scrape his right front tooth then work on his left tooth. Just.

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He’ll do well for them in the league against the lesser teams. Doesn’t have the legs but showed at his goal he’s not lost all of it. Also has a great engine and desire 

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Billy Dodds chasing parked cars. Or the growth of his ears. 
 

I’m sure he’s harmless but he’s so ****ing thick it hurts my head.

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The Mont Blanc Glacier. It weighs less too. 

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A hobo leaving the house on benefit day 

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Olly Lee

 

Sorry, wrong thread.

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Wrong thread
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His goal was so preventable. Robbie will have taken note.....

Pasquale for King
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37 minutes ago, Class of 75 said:

Steven Pressley speaking 

Steven Pressley thinking 😆

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Milk would turn quicker or the Titanic avoiding an Iceberg

 

 

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The HSL scheme taking majority influence in Hibernian FC.

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10 minutes ago, Pasquale for King said:

Steven Pressley thinking 😆

😂😂👍

The Wrinkly Ninja
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James McPake’s wardrobe

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57 minutes ago, smiler said:

The time it takes for Adam's dentist to scrape his right front tooth then work on his left tooth. Just.


😐

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1 hour ago, jonnothejambo said:

His tooth decay.....


:lol:

Penrices left boot
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Olly Lee

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41 minutes ago, Section Q said:

His goal was so preventable. Robbie will have taken note.....


Deflected effort

WheatfieldWarrior
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Covid vaccine development.

 

Might be a little bit 'on the nose' though.

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Kinda embarrassing for Dundee that he was their main man. 

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Trump apologising.

 

His goal was a beauty but not as memorable as our 5th.  

Guest ToqueJambo
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The SPFL's email system

 

Initially I was watching him feeling like he would really enhance our squad, even just as a 60 minute player for his passing and dead balls. Then I saw Kingsley's left foot, Walker's all round play and some of Haring and Lee's passing and realised he'd never get in our team.

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He's still got plenty skill but his teammates are honking.

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A lochend junky going down on her brother/dad/dealer

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JiH on route to Tynecastle. 

kingantti1874
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He is going to a be a problem for Dundee, let’s be honest - still fantastic on the ball.. but slow as **** and I think one of the main problems Dundee had were him and dorrans not being able to follow runners .. 

 

we could easily have had 10 last night 

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