Gone Posted October 16 Since the media was absolutely creaming over him all night let's bring the hype back to planet earth. Edinburgh trams going down Princes Street are quicker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Forza Cuore Posted October 16 My Granny cooking chips. She died 22 years ago. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boof Posted October 16 The growth in the gap between the Eurasian and North American tectonic plates. Me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhoenixHearts Posted October 16 his hairline is quicker. Sure it fled the scene when he was still in his adolescence. Hasn't been seen since. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WDJ87 Posted October 16 The filth running down the inside of Nelms' leg... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SectionFJambo Posted October 16 He may not be very fast however not sure that will prevent him being one of the better players in this league. Football intelligence will get him through. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Section Q Posted October 16 He'll be easy to wind up. Jamie was taking the piss out of him and the old guy just couldn't handle it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jonnothejambo Posted October 16 His tooth decay..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gone Posted October 16 1 minute ago, SectionFJambo said: He may not be very fast however not sure that will prevent him being one of the better players in this league. Football intelligence will get him through. You must be a great laugh at parties Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bozi Posted October 16 The Hearts TV stream was 53 seconds behind BBC It was still faster than Charlie Adam He was so slow we could play Olly Lee in midfield Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jamie Walker Tash Posted October 16 My mrs reverse parking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seymour M Hersh Posted October 16 Slow he may be but he has ability and lots of it. I was shouting at the telly to block his shot when Craig turned it round the post. We didn't learn our lesson and let him score (albeit a hell of a shot) but defenders need to be quicker to put their bodies in harms way. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
whodanny Posted October 16 1 minute ago, Section Q said: He'll be easy to wind up. Jamie was taking the piss out of him and the old guy just couldn't handle it. Absolutely this. Jamie showed him no respect whatsoever, that's what I want our players doing all season, fear no-one, give them hell. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scott980612 Posted October 16 Mr blobby doing the 100m in doc martens and a trench coat Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gone Posted October 16 A few people sticking up for him... Just remember who his employers are! feck every single one of them Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WDJ87 Posted October 16 The 7 months of no football Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dandyman79 Posted October 16 Altho I do think he is still a cracking player and a good signing for scumdee I'll play along He's slower than a 3 legged 🐢 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beast Boy Posted October 16 Stendel booking his tickets home to Germany after taking the Hearts job. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smiler Posted October 16 The time it takes for Adam's dentist to scrape his right front tooth then work on his left tooth. Just. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1971fozzy Posted October 16 He’ll do well for them in the league against the lesser teams. Doesn’t have the legs but showed at his goal he’s not lost all of it. Also has a great engine and desire Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Class of 75 Posted October 16 Steven Pressley speaking Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zico Posted October 16 (edited) Billy Dodds chasing parked cars. Or the growth of his ears. I’m sure he’s harmless but he’s so ****ing thick it hurts my head. Edited October 16 by Zico Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister T Posted October 16 The Mont Blanc Glacier. It weighs less too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hearts1975 Posted October 16 A hobo leaving the house on benefit day Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taffin Posted October 16 (edited) Olly Lee Sorry, wrong thread. Edited October 16 by Taffin Wrong thread Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Section Q Posted October 16 His goal was so preventable. Robbie will have taken note..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pasquale for King Posted October 16 37 minutes ago, Class of 75 said: Steven Pressley speaking Steven Pressley thinking 😆 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nijambo Posted October 16 Milk would turn quicker or the Titanic avoiding an Iceberg Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Locky Posted October 16 The HSL scheme taking majority influence in Hibernian FC. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Class of 75 Posted October 16 10 minutes ago, Pasquale for King said: Steven Pressley thinking 😆 😂😂👍 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Wrinkly Ninja Posted October 16 James McPake’s wardrobe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beast Boy Posted October 16 57 minutes ago, smiler said: The time it takes for Adam's dentist to scrape his right front tooth then work on his left tooth. Just. 😐 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beast Boy Posted October 16 1 hour ago, jonnothejambo said: His tooth decay..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nijambo Posted October 16 Pat Fenlon’s abacus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smith's right boot Posted October 16 Olly Lee Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruickshank for Scotland Posted October 16 41 minutes ago, Section Q said: His goal was so preventable. Robbie will have taken note..... Deflected effort Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hearts1975 Posted October 16 Jack Ross getting an erection 😁 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WheatfieldWarrior Posted October 16 Covid vaccine development. Might be a little bit 'on the nose' though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rudeskaboyuk Posted October 17 Kinda embarrassing for Dundee that he was their main man. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kiwidoug Posted October 17 Trump apologising. His goal was a beauty but not as memorable as our 5th. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ToqueJambo Posted October 17 (edited) The SPFL's email system Initially I was watching him feeling like he would really enhance our squad, even just as a 60 minute player for his passing and dead balls. Then I saw Kingsley's left foot, Walker's all round play and some of Haring and Lee's passing and realised he'd never get in our team. Edited October 17 by ToqueJambo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JackLadd Posted October 17 He's still got plenty skill but his teammates are honking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypoonJambo Posted October 17 A lochend junky going down on her brother/dad/dealer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
