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Gone

Since the media was absolutely creaming over him all night let's bring the hype back to planet earth.

 

 

Edinburgh trams going down Princes Street are quicker

 

 

 

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Forza Cuore

My Granny cooking chips.

 

She died 22 years ago.

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Boof

The growth in the gap between the Eurasian and North American tectonic plates.

 

Me.

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PhoenixHearts

his hairline is quicker.

 

Sure it fled the scene when he was still in his adolescence. Hasn't been seen since.

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WDJ87

The filth running down the inside of Nelms' leg...

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Australis

Brexit.

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SectionFJambo

He may not be very fast however not sure that will prevent him being one of the better players in this league. 

Football intelligence will get him through.

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Section Q

He'll be easy to wind up. Jamie was taking the piss out of him and the old guy just couldn't handle it.

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jonnothejambo

His tooth decay.....

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Gone
1 minute ago, SectionFJambo said:

He may not be very fast however not sure that will prevent him being one of the better players in this league. 

Football intelligence will get him through.

 

You must be a great laugh at parties

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Bozi

The Hearts TV stream was 53 seconds behind BBC

 

 

 

It was still faster than Charlie Adam 

 

 

He was so slow we could play Olly Lee in midfield 

 

 

 

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Jamie Walker Tash

My mrs reverse parking.

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Seymour M Hersh

Slow he may be but he has ability and lots of it. I was shouting at the telly to block his shot when Craig turned it round the post. We didn't learn our lesson and let him score (albeit a hell of a shot) but defenders need to be quicker to put their bodies in harms way. 

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whodanny
1 minute ago, Section Q said:

He'll be easy to wind up. Jamie was taking the piss out of him and the old guy just couldn't handle it.

Absolutely this. Jamie showed him no respect whatsoever, that's what I want our players doing all season, fear no-one, give them hell.

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Scott980612

Mr blobby doing the 100m in doc martens and a trench coat 

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Gone

A few people sticking up for him... Just remember who his employers are! feck every single one of them

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WDJ87

The 7 months of no football

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Dandyman79

Altho I do think he is still a cracking player and a good signing for scumdee I'll play along

He's slower than a 3 legged 🐢 

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Barack

Coastal erosion.

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Beast Boy

Stendel booking his tickets home to Germany after taking the Hearts job.

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smiler

The time it takes for Adam's dentist to scrape his right front tooth then work on his left tooth. Just.

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Footballfirst

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1971fozzy

He’ll do well for them in the league against the lesser teams. Doesn’t have the legs but showed at his goal he’s not lost all of it. Also has a great engine and desire 

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Class of 75

Steven Pressley speaking 

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Zico

Billy Dodds chasing parked cars. Or the growth of his ears. 
 

I’m sure he’s harmless but he’s so ****ing thick it hurts my head.

Edited by Zico

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Mister T

The Mont Blanc Glacier. It weighs less too. 

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Hearts1975

A hobo leaving the house on benefit day 

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Taffin

Olly Lee

 

Sorry, wrong thread.

Edited by Taffin
Wrong thread

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Section Q

His goal was so preventable. Robbie will have taken note.....

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ShedBoy

A week in Iraq 

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Pasquale for King
37 minutes ago, Class of 75 said:

Steven Pressley speaking 

Steven Pressley thinking 😆

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nijambo

Milk would turn quicker or the Titanic avoiding an Iceberg

 

 

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Locky

The HSL scheme taking majority influence in Hibernian FC.

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Class of 75
10 minutes ago, Pasquale for King said:

Steven Pressley thinking 😆

😂😂👍

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The Wrinkly Ninja

James McPake’s wardrobe

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Beast Boy
57 minutes ago, smiler said:

The time it takes for Adam's dentist to scrape his right front tooth then work on his left tooth. Just.


😐

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Beast Boy
1 hour ago, jonnothejambo said:

His tooth decay.....


:lol:

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nijambo

Pat Fenlon’s abacus

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Smith's right boot

Olly Lee

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Cruickshank for Scotland
41 minutes ago, Section Q said:

His goal was so preventable. Robbie will have taken note.....


Deflected effort

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Hearts1975

Jack Ross getting an erection 😁

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WheatfieldWarrior

Covid vaccine development.

 

Might be a little bit 'on the nose' though.

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WT Laurie

Not Jamie Walker 

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colinmaroon

Evolution

 

 

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rudeskaboyuk

Kinda embarrassing for Dundee that he was their main man. 

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Kiwidoug

Trump apologising.

 

His goal was a beauty but not as memorable as our 5th.  

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ToqueJambo

The SPFL's email system

 

Initially I was watching him feeling like he would really enhance our squad, even just as a 60 minute player for his passing and dead balls. Then I saw Kingsley's left foot, Walker's all round play and some of Haring and Lee's passing and realised he'd never get in our team.

Edited by ToqueJambo

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JackLadd

He's still got plenty skill but his teammates are honking.

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TypoonJambo

A lochend junky going down on her brother/dad/dealer

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