Jeff Posted October 16, 2020 Posted October 16, 2020 Since the media was absolutely creaming over him all night let's bring the hype back to planet earth. Edinburgh trams going down Princes Street are quicker Quote
Forza Cuore Posted October 16, 2020 Posted October 16, 2020 My Granny cooking chips. She died 22 years ago. Quote
Boof Posted October 16, 2020 Posted October 16, 2020 The growth in the gap between the Eurasian and North American tectonic plates. Me. Quote
PhoenixHearts Posted October 16, 2020 Posted October 16, 2020 his hairline is quicker. Sure it fled the scene when he was still in his adolescence. Hasn't been seen since. Quote
WDJ87 Posted October 16, 2020 Posted October 16, 2020 The filth running down the inside of Nelms' leg... Quote
SectionFJambo Posted October 16, 2020 Posted October 16, 2020 He may not be very fast however not sure that will prevent him being one of the better players in this league. Football intelligence will get him through. Quote
Section Q Posted October 16, 2020 Posted October 16, 2020 He'll be easy to wind up. Jamie was taking the piss out of him and the old guy just couldn't handle it. Quote
Jeff Posted October 16, 2020 Author Posted October 16, 2020 1 minute ago, SectionFJambo said: He may not be very fast however not sure that will prevent him being one of the better players in this league. Football intelligence will get him through. You must be a great laugh at parties Quote
Bozi Posted October 16, 2020 Posted October 16, 2020 The Hearts TV stream was 53 seconds behind BBC It was still faster than Charlie Adam He was so slow we could play Olly Lee in midfield Quote
Seymour M Hersh Posted October 16, 2020 Posted October 16, 2020 Slow he may be but he has ability and lots of it. I was shouting at the telly to block his shot when Craig turned it round the post. We didn't learn our lesson and let him score (albeit a hell of a shot) but defenders need to be quicker to put their bodies in harms way. Quote
whodanny Posted October 16, 2020 Posted October 16, 2020 1 minute ago, Section Q said: He'll be easy to wind up. Jamie was taking the piss out of him and the old guy just couldn't handle it. Absolutely this. Jamie showed him no respect whatsoever, that's what I want our players doing all season, fear no-one, give them hell. Quote
Scott980612 Posted October 16, 2020 Posted October 16, 2020 Mr blobby doing the 100m in doc martens and a trench coat Quote
Jeff Posted October 16, 2020 Author Posted October 16, 2020 A few people sticking up for him... Just remember who his employers are! feck every single one of them Quote
Tenaciousdandy Posted October 16, 2020 Posted October 16, 2020 Altho I do think he is still a cracking player and a good signing for scumdee I'll play along He's slower than a 3 legged 🐢 Quote
Beast Boy Posted October 16, 2020 Posted October 16, 2020 Stendel booking his tickets home to Germany after taking the Hearts job. Quote
smiler Posted October 16, 2020 Posted October 16, 2020 The time it takes for Adam's dentist to scrape his right front tooth then work on his left tooth. Just. Quote
1971fozzy Posted October 16, 2020 Posted October 16, 2020 He’ll do well for them in the league against the lesser teams. Doesn’t have the legs but showed at his goal he’s not lost all of it. Also has a great engine and desire Quote
Zico Posted October 16, 2020 Posted October 16, 2020 (edited) Billy Dodds chasing parked cars. Or the growth of his ears. I’m sure he’s harmless but he’s so ****ing thick it hurts my head. Edited October 16, 2020 by Zico Quote
Mister T Posted October 16, 2020 Posted October 16, 2020 The Mont Blanc Glacier. It weighs less too. Quote
Hearts1975 Posted October 16, 2020 Posted October 16, 2020 A hobo leaving the house on benefit day Quote
Taffin Posted October 16, 2020 Posted October 16, 2020 (edited) Olly Lee Sorry, wrong thread. Edited October 16, 2020 by Taffin Wrong thread Quote
Section Q Posted October 16, 2020 Posted October 16, 2020 His goal was so preventable. Robbie will have taken note..... Quote
Pasquale for King Posted October 16, 2020 Posted October 16, 2020 37 minutes ago, Class of 75 said: Steven Pressley speaking Steven Pressley thinking 😆 Quote
nijambo Posted October 16, 2020 Posted October 16, 2020 Milk would turn quicker or the Titanic avoiding an Iceberg Quote
Locky Posted October 16, 2020 Posted October 16, 2020 The HSL scheme taking majority influence in Hibernian FC. Quote
Class of 75 Posted October 16, 2020 Posted October 16, 2020 10 minutes ago, Pasquale for King said: Steven Pressley thinking 😆 😂😂👍 Quote
Beast Boy Posted October 16, 2020 Posted October 16, 2020 57 minutes ago, smiler said: The time it takes for Adam's dentist to scrape his right front tooth then work on his left tooth. Just. 😐 Quote
Beast Boy Posted October 16, 2020 Posted October 16, 2020 1 hour ago, jonnothejambo said: His tooth decay..... Quote
Thomaso Posted October 16, 2020 Posted October 16, 2020 41 minutes ago, Section Q said: His goal was so preventable. Robbie will have taken note..... Deflected effort Quote
WheatfieldWarrior Posted October 16, 2020 Posted October 16, 2020 Covid vaccine development. Might be a little bit 'on the nose' though. Quote
rudeskaboyuk Posted October 17, 2020 Posted October 17, 2020 Kinda embarrassing for Dundee that he was their main man. Quote
Kiwidoug Posted October 17, 2020 Posted October 17, 2020 Trump apologising. His goal was a beauty but not as memorable as our 5th. Quote
Guest ToqueJambo Posted October 17, 2020 Posted October 17, 2020 (edited) The SPFL's email system Initially I was watching him feeling like he would really enhance our squad, even just as a 60 minute player for his passing and dead balls. Then I saw Kingsley's left foot, Walker's all round play and some of Haring and Lee's passing and realised he'd never get in our team. Edited October 17, 2020 by ToqueJambo Quote
JackLadd Posted October 17, 2020 Posted October 17, 2020 He's still got plenty skill but his teammates are honking. Quote
TyphoonJambo Posted October 17, 2020 Posted October 17, 2020 A lochend junky going down on her brother/dad/dealer Quote
kingantti1874 Posted October 17, 2020 Posted October 17, 2020 He is going to a be a problem for Dundee, let’s be honest - still fantastic on the ball.. but slow as **** and I think one of the main problems Dundee had were him and dorrans not being able to follow runners .. we could easily have had 10 last night Quote
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