been here before Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 (edited) Shamelessly choried but some of these are good. You know the tune.... When it’s been made in a shed, For a club that is dead, That’s Castore. When you follow King Billy But your shorts chafe your willy That's Castore. They get made in a rush And the stiching is bust That's Castore. When the top falls apart After one decent fart. That’s Castore. When your tops oot the wash And the letters fall aff That's Castore. When your short get a spin And they’re straight in the bin That’s Castore. When it's 10 times the norm for a school uniform. That's Castore. When the gear's proper gash Cos yer deid club's nae cash That's Castore. When you've had too much wine And the badge won't align That's Castore. When one shoulder is higher and the stitching is dire, That’s Castore. When the shorts with no net Let your bollocks drip sweat That’s Castore. When it’s red, white and blue And it hangs off of you That’s Castore. When you're chanting simply the best And your top rips at the chest That's Castore. Edited August 23, 2020 by been here before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7628mm Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 I like that well done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auldreekie1874 Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 When your name is Roofe but your top says Roffe That's Castore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruyff Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 class Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barbankboy Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 3 hours ago, 7628mm said: I like that well done I agree. Excellent work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WDJ87 Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 Literal tears over here. Brilliant! 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 If you’re Argentinian and you play for Roma. That’s Pastore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WDJ87 Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 First one works better if you drop "been" out of it 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gorgie Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 When your top falls apart after one decent fart. That one got me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 9 minutes ago, Morgan said: If you’re Argentinian and you play for Roma. That’s not castore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TyphoonJambo Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 Not a fan of these song threads but this one's a belter. Well done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Boy Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 1 minute ago, TypoonJambo said: Not a fan of these song threads but this one's a belter. Well done Think it’s a Celtic supporters’ song, and the OP is just passing it on because it amused him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 When you're XXXL And you and your family smell That's Rangers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted August 23, 2020 Author Share Posted August 23, 2020 54 minutes ago, TypoonJambo said: Not a fan of these song threads but this one's a belter. Well done Its not really a song thread though. Its a piss take. Its not being suggested anyone sings it at games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Boy Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 (edited) When they’re all decked head to toe, At the departure lounge, you know, That’s Castore. Edited August 23, 2020 by Beast Boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homme Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 15 hours ago, Mr 3 Putt said: When your top falls apart after one decent fart. That one got me Shorts surely? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taffin Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 Some of those are brilliant 😂😂 I like a song thread, you can always see those who have no concept of syllables or the song people are setting them against. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTT Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 Was making up wee ones of my own all day, great fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footballfirst Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 (edited) Club 1690 isn't happy with the quality of the Castore kit http://createsend.com/t/d-752E360E353E4F372540EF23F30FEDED Quote Update on Castore issues Dear Member, Club 1872 has grown increasingly concerned over recent weeks as the scale of the issues with delivery of Castore x Rangers products, and subsequently concerns over the quality of some of those products, have come to light. Having previously enjoyed a constructive dialogue with both Castore and Rangers on the expectations of supporters around this new retail arrangement, we had hoped to be able to address these concerns directly with them. Unfortunately, although we have had belated contact from Castore today, we have not yet received any response to our specific concerns. Also, despite asking a number of detailed questions of the club, we have received no answers to those questions. We have sympathy with Castore and Rangers over the tight timescales to produce kit for this season which have been further compounded by the challenges around Covid-19, and we have told them as much. However, those challenges do not fully explain or excuse the poor customer service or lack of reliable communication around the quality and delivery issues that have occurred. It also appears that these issues have been considerably more widespread than has so far been acknowledged by Castore or Rangers. They cannot and should not be dismissed by trying to focus solely on the volume of sales which have been achieved. Those sales are a testament to the incredible loyalty of the Rangers support but they cannot be taken for granted. Of further concern to Club 1872 was the statement released by Castore, with the assistance of Rangers, on Thursday 20th August, which attempted to explain the differences in quality between two versions of the home replica kit which have been sold to supporters. The explanation given - that some of these tops were “pro kits” released early in error - does not appear credible and does not stand up to scrutiny. We would remind both Castore and Rangers that whilst all interested parties can work together to improve the reported problems with quality, customer service and communication, trust will not be so easily regained with the support if it is lost. The quality issues, customer service problems and lack of reliable communication from both Castore and Rangers have been completely unacceptable and they should now be honest and open with supporters about what has gone wrong, how they plan to fix it and how they will ensure that we will not see a repeat in future seasons. We firmly believe that all Rangers supporters want to continue to show their financial support to the club through the purchase of Castore x Rangers products but they deserve a proper explanation about what has occurred over the past few weeks in order to rebuild confidence. Club 1872 Issued by Supporters Voice Limited, a Club 1872 company Edited August 24, 2020 by Footballfirst Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WDJ87 Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 3 minutes ago, Footballfirst said: Those sales are a testament to the incredible loyalty of the Rangers support but they cannot be taken for granted Had to laugh when I read that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homme Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 A two bob outfit who clearly weren't ready to take on a club the size of Rangers. Having seen some of the photos going around its no wonder the huns are pissed off. Amusing nonetheless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingantti1874 Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 15 minutes ago, Homme said: A two bob outfit who clearly weren't ready to take on a club the size of Rangers. Having seen some of the photos going around its no wonder the huns are pissed off. Amusing nonetheless. they’ve ****ed uo big time, they were low volume producing some niche quality stuff. I’ve a couple of bits mainly for the gold and the quality was excellent, far far better than things like Hugo Boss.. Now they’ve gone in on high volume mass produced football kits (not sure how that would ever fit their high end image), and worse than that - they’ve absolutely ****ed it.. 😂 bizarre management Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ex member of the SaS Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 When your kit doesn't fit and the quality's shit That's Castore Or the other way round.... when the quality's shit and the kit doesn't fit... etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted August 25, 2020 Author Share Posted August 25, 2020 When your tops gone and shrank And you're a hun wank Thats Castore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Boy Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 As amusing as it is to slag Rangers (and it is), I’m finding it quite difficult to go baw-deep when it’s the other parasite that is currently draining all blood and enthusiasm from Scottish football right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bozi Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 How about When the quality is not far From a Turkish Bazaar Thats Castore When your 60 quid top Is made in a Chinese sweat shop That's Castore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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