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What is yer opinion on them?

 

IMO you just canae beat them

 

it is male bonding at it's best

 

Obviously say it with caution but they are quality

 

you never get too old for them IMO

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they are spontaneous

 

no real text book

 

for example yer mate says "I really enjoyed that"

 

and you say "aye that's what yer ma said last night"

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Ha always a great comeback. No posts for about 15 minutes. Slagging match killer.

 

Aye that one usually gets you

 

you have to be careful with them tho

 

it is an artform

 

been doing them all my life and no kick ins yet lol

 

I mind this wee laddie started in my work

 

he was just fresh faced on uni placement

 

I gave him some work to do - first conversation

 

he says "yer ma gave me something to do last night also"

 

clearly not very professional but I laughed and instantly said

 

"i'm gonna like this kid"

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Aye that one usually gets you

 

you have to be careful with them tho

 

it is an artform

 

been doing them all my life and no kick ins yet lol

 

I mind this wee laddie started in my work

 

he was just fresh faced on uni placement

 

I gave him some work to do - first conversation

 

he says "yer ma gave me something to do last night also"

 

clearly not very professional but I laughed and instantly said

 

"i'm gonna like this kid"

 

Allegedly Alex Salmond has a similar penchant for 'yer ma' jokes. :whistling:

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