TimeBandit Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 Play them The Hearts song whilst shoving photocopies of this down their throats.. http://www.williebauldmc.freeserve.co.uk/html/biography.html lazy overpaid foreign barstweards ruining my life and worklife!! Nade? If you're not fit for first team action after nearly a year at a club.. Give yourself a good boggwashing you lazy fecker. That goes for the rest of you aswell. We love this club. Most of us live, (like any supporter of any team, hibs, rangers, celtims, caley jags, partick, motherwell, livi, dundee, dundee hibernian, abersheep, st bollox,.. etc..) for and pish our loved ones off over it.. We deserve better than this. We are being treated like ****e and I don't see why we should stand for it. I for one will not buy another single thing to do with hearts fc. My family etc will be instructed to buy gifts of an alcoholic nature or donate money to saving wood nymphs instead of buying gifts for my birthday or christmas. Join me. Get pished and save elves. Gotta be better than lining the pockets of those thieves... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambof3tornado Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 Play them The Hearts song whilst shoving photocopies of this down their throats.. http://www.williebauldmc.freeserve.co.uk/html/biography.html lazy overpaid foreign barstweards ruining my life and worklife!! Nade? If you're not fit for first team action after nearly a year at a club.. Give yourself a good boggwashing you lazy fecker. That goes for the rest of you aswell. We love this club. Most of us live, (like any supporter of any team, hibs, rangers, celtims, caley jags, partick, motherwell, livi, dundee, dundee hibernian, abersheep, st bollox,.. etc..) for and pish our loved ones off over it.. We deserve better than this. We are being treated like ****e and I don't see why we should stand for it. I for one will not buy another single thing to do with hearts fc. My family etc will be instructed to buy gifts of an alcoholic nature or donate money to saving wood nymphs instead of buying gifts for my birthday or christmas. Join me. Get pished and save elves. Gotta be better than lining the pockets of those thieves... Is Elliot not part of the underperforming squad then?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimeBandit Posted July 4, 2008 Author Share Posted July 4, 2008 Yes he is. lazy youtube dancin hoofter!! Pull the finger out of whatever its in clummy boy and get to work on the pitch! I think by the same token that foreigners get named "honorary scotsmen" for being good, it therefore follows that scottish folk should be named "honorary foreigners" for being pash! All those in favour?... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo83 Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 I've never read that biography. Terrific read, I feel a bit hard done by never seeing the "terrible trio" play The terrible trio when I started going were Robbo, Colquhoun & Crabbe Jesus, look at us now, Nade, Elliot & Mole..... What a depressing statement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamboy81 Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 I've never read that biography. Terrific read, I feel a bit hard done by never seeing the "terrible trio" play The terrible trio when I started going were Robbo, Colquhoun & Crabbe Jesus, look at us now, Nade, Elliot & Mole..... What a depressing statement Indeed, describing that axis-of-gash as Hearts strikers is a f*king insult to the likes of Robbo and JC I still see a future for Kurskis as a travelling acrobat though. I feel he could do a job for us, juggling balls into the net. People pay to watch such things.... hmmmm.... Mad Vlad maybe not so mad after all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GforGallo Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 Join me. Get pished and save elves. Gotta be better than lining the pockets of those thieves... excellent idea. ill start straight away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimeBandit Posted July 4, 2008 Author Share Posted July 4, 2008 excellent idea. ill start straight away I have started the elf search in earnest tonight.. Aided by my friend Charlie Berg. I have elf candy, they always appreciate that.. I'm off to the woods to find my friends! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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