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Dundee no money for new players and now cutting back on their youth academy...

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jambo1998

Ha. Ha fecking Ha

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Cade
Posted (edited)

Hope they go bust.

 

Take your medicine you pricks.

Edited by Cade

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Nelly Terraces

Will only get worse for them & the rest. Oh well, we did try help via our benefactor chipping in a few quid. 

 

No need to thank us.

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Skivingatwork

Has the brown envelope from parkhead not arrived yet? 

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jambogemz

:clyay:

Just beautiful.

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Boy Daniel

Struggling to find any sympathy for these muppets.

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Mirror

If the season had been played to a finish, they would've probably been fine.

 

Hopefully the first of many and completely deserved.

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Section Q
HEARTS.................. Financially healthy and an axe to grind........
LIVINGSTON.......... Never far from their next crisis
ST JOHNSTONE ... Surviving
MOTHERWELL....... Surviving
ST MIDDEN............ Who really cares
CELTIC..................  No goalie
RANGERS..............  Desperate to sell so they can buy
HOBOS.................  More pain to come
DUNDEE UTD.......  Edging closer to a merge
ABERDEEN .......... Bleeding a million £ a month..
KILLIE................... Surviving but only just
HAMILTON........... Surviving.

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Mr 3 Putt

Oh dear 

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Shooter McGavin

Hahahahaha

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Toxteth O'Grady

Nelms has brought this upon them with his vote switcheroo

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alicante jambo
56 minutes ago, Toxteth O'Grady said:

Nelms has brought this upon them with his vote switcheroo

It is as basic and simple as that. He has shafted his own team. Feck them

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Jamhammer
1 hour ago, Turkishcap said:

A lot of clubs potentially scoring the biggest own goal in their history.

Who could have foreseen this though?

 

 

 

Oh that’s right. Us

 

**** em

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king.Robbo

Get it right FU##ING up them...

 

corrupt gits !! 

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Toxteth O'Grady
Posted (edited)
11 minutes ago, alicante jambo said:

It is as basic and simple as that. He has shafted his own team. Feck them

Voted for promotion of their City rivals and denied themselves the big payday of the Derby

What a tool.

Edited by Toxteth O'Grady

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Harry Potter
2 hours ago, Pans Jambo said:

🙏 Die ya horrible bassas (or at the very least, endure great suffering)!

 

Please fellow Jambos, IF we play this shower away, dont buy a single ticket. EVER.

We should all miss our game at dens, simples.

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alicante jambo
56 minutes ago, Toxteth O'Grady said:

Voted for promotion of hi City rivals and denied themselves the big payday of the Derby

What a tool.

Yes i know. He must have had some promise to do that. Ffs you could not make that up.

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Boghell51

I can still remember 86 as a 10 year old,  the tears that day on the terrace and bus back home, haha karma is a bitch goodbye, and different tears now ha fekin ha, the same to that scum mob 100 yards up the road who now need help to fight us in court hhgh the famous in life will always be remembered🇱🇻🇱🇻

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jamboozy

Why won’t you die? Can’t remember the film but that line just seems appropriate.

scumdee skid marks should be the the merged clubs name.

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Le Chat
30 minutes ago, Section Q said:
HEARTS.................. Financially healthy and an axe to grind........
LIVINGSTON.......... Never far from their next crisis
ST JOHNSTONE ... Surviving
MOTHERWELL....... Surviving
ST MIDDEN............ Who really cares
CELTIC..................  No goalie
RANGERS..............  Desperate to sell so they can buy
HOBOS.................  More pain to come
DUNDEE UTD.......  Edging closer to a merge
ABERDEEN .......... Bleeding a million £ a month..
KILLIE................... Surviving but only just
HAMILTON........... Surviving.

 

     DUNDEE................Donald Ducked.

 

:pleasing:

 

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crunchy frog

“Quite a few people came out and bought season tickets, which is fantastic."

 

Quite a few? Maybe 11 or 12? 😆

 

:rudi:

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GinRummy

The next vote they’ll be taking is whether to sell the photocopier on eBay or leave it for the liquidators. 

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Marvin

Awww my heart bleeds purple piss for them. Just die please.

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Locky
3 hours ago, Vlad the impaler said:

We’ll give them Wighton on loan if they tell the truth about their vote👍🏻.....oh and i insist he can play against us!

****ing hell Vlad, that's a bit much don't you think?

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Locky
2 hours ago, Clerry Jambo said:

So we have upset the whole of Dundee....................excellent

I hope @tian447 is safe. If you need to seek refuge Tian, I have a spare room.

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ToqueJambo

Mmmm medicine.

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Psychedelicropcircle

Time for version 2 of that shite story of bringing fans from the crowd into the team!

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JimmyCant
3 hours ago, Leveins Battalion said:

Take their medicine.

And NO HARD FEELINGS !

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suds66

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OTT

****ing hell, they're imploding. Don't worry John, I'm sure Ann knows your sorry....

 

welt.

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Deevers
Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, Toxteth O'Grady said:

Nelms has brought this upon them with his vote switcheroo

Still wonder if it’s all part of the strategy  - two yank owners plotting a merger.

 

Oh and if that happens - surely the merged club should start in the lower league.

Edited by Deevers

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ToqueJambo
8 minutes ago, Deevers said:

Still wonder if it’s all part of the strategy  - two yank owners plotting a merger.

 

Oh and if that happens - surely the merged club should start in the lower league.

 

You know for sure it's been talked about behind the scenes.

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Finlay James

The wee team will be next

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Ruud Krol

Take your medicine

 

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Barack
Posted (edited)
52 minutes ago, Locky said:

I hope @tian447 is safe. If you need to seek refuge Tian, I have a spare room.

*Narrator:

 

☝"He means sex dungeon, @tian447".

 

 

Edited by Barack

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Pasquale for King
2 hours ago, Debut 4 said:

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Hahahahaha I ****ing love this news 😂😍🥰

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Locky
1 minute ago, Barack said:

*Narrator:

 

☝"He means sex dungeon, @tian447".

 

 

It's far less fun for me if you tell him Barack.

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Barack
1 minute ago, Locky said:

It's far less fun for me if you tell him Barack.

Think Tian's quite an open-minded young chap.

 

:sadrobbo:

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Pasquale for King
39 minutes ago, Deevers said:

Still wonder if it’s all part of the strategy  - two yank owners plotting a merger.

 

Oh and if that happens - surely the merged club should start in the lower league.

It could well be, there would need to be a vote surely 😱🤷🏾‍♂️🤔🙈😆
The Dundee Dickheads, Blue Home kit and Tangerine away top, alternates ever year, new 20k stadium with different stands for each set of fans, a neutral side and an away stand. Money spinner.

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gjcc
11 minutes ago, Locky said:

It's far less fun for me if you tell him Barack.

Au contraire. The fun is in the chase. Allegedly. 

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Cruickshank for Scotland
2 hours ago, Toxteth O'Grady said:

Nelms has brought this upon them with his vote switcheroo


He has indeed! I mean WTF was he playing at? Promoted their bitter rivals and did themselves out of a chance of a play off place, not to mention totally pissing off their fans who have deserted them ST wise!

He really must be made to answer that!

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Barack
3 minutes ago, gjcc said:

Au contraire. The fun is in the chase. Allegedly. 

You'd need to ask @tweegy that one.

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Angel eyes
3 hours ago, Selkirkhmfc1874 said:

Couldn't be happening to a better club 

Oh it could, but we can settle with Dundae 

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joondalupjambo
1 hour ago, Deevers said:

Still wonder if it’s all part of the strategy  - two yank owners plotting a merger.

That is where I have been now for a while with my conspiracy theory hat on. Helms has no loyalty to Dundee it is probably merely a mechanism for him to make and/or move money.  Having an American amigo just across the street would help if merging the clubs was an option.  If they do not look to merge them admin has to be close.

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ToqueJambo
3 minutes ago, joondalupjambo said:

That is where I have been now for a while with my conspiracy theory hat on. Helms has no loyalty to Dundee it is probably merely a mechanism for him to make and/or move money.  Having an American amigo just across the street would help if merging the clubs was an option.  If they do not look to merge them admin has to be close.

 

Normally I'd dismiss this as fantasy nonsense if there was just the one American owner up there, but two... Americans have a completely different approach to sports teams. Tradition never comes into it, it's all about "markets"

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Tokyo Drifter

Love this line:

 

In goal there’s Jack Hamilton, not everyone’s cup of tea admittedly.

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gashauskis9

#takeyermedicine

 

Imagine voting for your rivals to get promoted and to kill yourself in the process.  Very romantic. 

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