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A gasman to take a jobby in your house without asking?

 

Asking for a friend

AlimOzturk
Posted

Depends. Did he ask to use the toilet? If so I wouldn't ask him for every gory detail. 

 

If he was working in your house and just nipped in and had a shit that Is fairly unacceptable imo. 

Posted
6 minutes ago, AlimOzturk said:

Depends. Did he ask to use the toilet? If so I wouldn't ask him for every gory detail. 

 

If he was working in your house and just nipped in and had a shit that Is fairly unacceptable imo. 

 

Never asked nor admitted.

 

Was sat down stairs and he said he had to go up and check the taps upstairs and heard the door close, follow by a flush a few mins later and a few sprays of febreeze!

 

Incredible... I'm scared to go up and check the damage

been here before
Posted

Depends if he had a facemask on I suppose.

 

Theres a good sketch from Chewing The Fat about a boy who asks to use someones toilet. Ive had a look but I cant find it.

crunchy frog
Posted
17 minutes ago, Jeff said:

A gasman to take a jobby in your house without asking?

 

Asking for a friend

If he did it on your kitchen floor I'd say no

Posted
2 minutes ago, been here before said:

Depends if he had a facemask on I suppose.

 

Theres a good sketch from Chewing The Fat about a boy who asks to use someones toilet. Ive had a look but I cant find it.

 

Nah but I've got one now

Fitzroy Pointon
Posted
7 minutes ago, been here before said:

Depends if he had a facemask on I suppose.

 

Theres a good sketch from Chewing The Fat about a boy who asks to use someones toilet. Ive had a look but I cant find it.

 

:laugh2: Aye the see-through door.  That was the two from Burnistoun that wrote that sketch.  

Posted

I can't be the only one hoping it was Big Innes.

Posted

Depends if he has a dodgy gut.

 

If you gotta go, you gotta go.  Sometimes you don't have time to ask.

 

 

Posted
1 hour ago, Jeff said:

 

Never asked nor admitted.

 

Was sat down stairs and he said he had to go up and check the taps upstairs and heard the door close, follow by a flush a few mins later and a few sprays of febreeze!

 

Incredible... I'm scared to go up and check the damage

Context is everything I suppose, but in this instance, it sounds like he was bang out of order.

 

I'd kill his family.

The Real Maroonblood
Posted
1 hour ago, Jeff said:

A gasman to take a jobby in your house without asking?

 

Asking for a friend

If he’s from Hamilton it’s allowed.

Posted

As long as he didn't "top deck" your lavvy.

Posted

Better the toilet than the sink Id have thought.

Jambo 4 Ever
Posted

As long as he cleans up and sanitises behind him it’s ok 

Posted
1 hour ago, Natural Orders said:

As long as he cleans up and sanitises behind him it’s ok 

What a twit.

Posted
Just now, Morgan said:

What a twit.

Did he have a mask on?

Posted
Just now, Dawnrazor said:

Did he have a mask on?

Ummmmm...

 

Not sure, but I do know he’s a selfish twit.

 

Mate.

 

 

Posted

Well you should have offered him a cup of tea. Gasman's gonnae gas. 

Posted

Would’ve been better if he had left a floater. 😁

 

Could you imagine the guys panic if he couldn’t get it to flush? 😂🤣

Posted
2 hours ago, Natural Orders said:

As long as he cleans up and sanitises behind him it’s ok 

Most folk would just say 'wiped his arse'. You must be right posh.

Posted (edited)
2 minutes ago, Lemongrab said:

Most folk would just say 'wiped his arse'. You must be right posh.


:lol:

 

Edited by iantjambo
Posted

I wonder if the gasman has ever had a jerk-off, in a toilet in Lanarkshire?  🤷🏿‍♂️

AlimOzturk
Posted
15 minutes ago, Morgan said:

I wonder if the gasman has ever had a jerk-off, in a toilet in Lanarkshire?  🤷🏿‍♂️

 

Pretty precise location. 

Posted

Still too scared to go up and inspect. There's a good chance the monster is scared of the sewers and is gripping on for dear life.

 

Got a feedback email.... tempted to mention jobbygate

Posted

I don't see a problem with this at all. Would you rather he went out and shit in a field? 

Posted
14 minutes ago, IronJambo said:

I don't see a problem with this at all. Would you rather he went out and shit in a field? 

In Chester?

Posted
39 minutes ago, IronJambo said:

I don't see a problem with this at all. Would you rather he went out and shit in a field? 

 

and wiped his erse with a sock? yes, yes I would.

been here before
Posted
6 hours ago, Lemongrab said:

I can't be the only one hoping it was Big Innes.

 

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Posted
21 minutes ago, been here before said:

 

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A 2 flusher at least. :D 

Posted
1 hour ago, Morgan said:

In Chester?

😂

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