Gone Posted July 6 A gasman to take a jobby in your house without asking? Asking for a friend Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlimOzturk Posted July 6 Depends. Did he ask to use the toilet? If so I wouldn't ask him for every gory detail. If he was working in your house and just nipped in and had a shit that Is fairly unacceptable imo. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gone Posted July 6 6 minutes ago, AlimOzturk said: Depends. Did he ask to use the toilet? If so I wouldn't ask him for every gory detail. If he was working in your house and just nipped in and had a shit that Is fairly unacceptable imo. Never asked nor admitted. Was sat down stairs and he said he had to go up and check the taps upstairs and heard the door close, follow by a flush a few mins later and a few sprays of febreeze! Incredible... I'm scared to go up and check the damage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
been here before Posted July 6 Depends if he had a facemask on I suppose. Theres a good sketch from Chewing The Fat about a boy who asks to use someones toilet. Ive had a look but I cant find it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crunchy frog Posted July 6 17 minutes ago, Jeff said: A gasman to take a jobby in your house without asking? Asking for a friend If he did it on your kitchen floor I'd say no Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gone Posted July 6 2 minutes ago, been here before said: Depends if he had a facemask on I suppose. Theres a good sketch from Chewing The Fat about a boy who asks to use someones toilet. Ive had a look but I cant find it. Nah but I've got one now Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salad Fingers Posted July 6 7 minutes ago, been here before said: Depends if he had a facemask on I suppose. Theres a good sketch from Chewing The Fat about a boy who asks to use someones toilet. Ive had a look but I cant find it. Aye the see-through door. That was the two from Burnistoun that wrote that sketch. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lemongrab Posted July 6 I can't be the only one hoping it was Big Innes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lovecraft Posted July 6 Depends if he has a dodgy gut. If you gotta go, you gotta go. Sometimes you don't have time to ask. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Locky Posted July 6 1 hour ago, Jeff said: Never asked nor admitted. Was sat down stairs and he said he had to go up and check the taps upstairs and heard the door close, follow by a flush a few mins later and a few sprays of febreeze! Incredible... I'm scared to go up and check the damage Context is everything I suppose, but in this instance, it sounds like he was bang out of order. I'd kill his family. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Real Maroonblood Posted July 6 1 hour ago, Jeff said: A gasman to take a jobby in your house without asking? Asking for a friend If he’s from Hamilton it’s allowed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cade Posted July 6 As long as he didn't "top deck" your lavvy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dawnrazor Posted July 6 Better the toilet than the sink Id have thought. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Natural Orders Posted July 6 As long as he cleans up and sanitises behind him it’s ok Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Morgan Posted July 6 1 hour ago, Natural Orders said: As long as he cleans up and sanitises behind him it’s ok What a twit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dawnrazor Posted July 6 Just now, Morgan said: What a twit. Did he have a mask on? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Morgan Posted July 6 Just now, Dawnrazor said: Did he have a mask on? Ummmmm... Not sure, but I do know he’s a selfish twit. Mate. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ri Alban Posted July 6 Well you should have offered him a cup of tea. Gasman's gonnae gas. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iantjambo Posted July 6 Would’ve been better if he had left a floater. 😁 Could you imagine the guys panic if he couldn’t get it to flush? 😂🤣 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lemongrab Posted July 6 2 hours ago, Natural Orders said: As long as he cleans up and sanitises behind him it’s ok Most folk would just say 'wiped his arse'. You must be right posh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iantjambo Posted July 6 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Lemongrab said: Most folk would just say 'wiped his arse'. You must be right posh. Edited July 6 by iantjambo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Morgan Posted July 6 I wonder if the gasman has ever had a jerk-off, in a toilet in Lanarkshire? 🤷🏿♂️ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlimOzturk Posted July 6 15 minutes ago, Morgan said: I wonder if the gasman has ever had a jerk-off, in a toilet in Lanarkshire? 🤷🏿♂️ Pretty precise location. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gone Posted July 6 Still too scared to go up and inspect. There's a good chance the monster is scared of the sewers and is gripping on for dear life. Got a feedback email.... tempted to mention jobbygate Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IronJambo Posted July 6 I don't see a problem with this at all. Would you rather he went out and shit in a field? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Morgan Posted July 6 14 minutes ago, IronJambo said: I don't see a problem with this at all. Would you rather he went out and shit in a field? In Chester? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gone Posted July 6 39 minutes ago, IronJambo said: I don't see a problem with this at all. Would you rather he went out and shit in a field? and wiped his erse with a sock? yes, yes I would. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
been here before Posted July 6 6 hours ago, Lemongrab said: I can't be the only one hoping it was Big Innes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lemongrab Posted July 6 21 minutes ago, been here before said: A 2 flusher at least. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IronJambo Posted July 6 1 hour ago, Morgan said: In Chester? 😂 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
