Dusk_Till_Dawn Posted Sunday at 10:08 Share Posted Sunday at 10:08 Didn’t realise it was his debut omg Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sertse Posted Sunday at 10:36 Share Posted Sunday at 10:36 37 minutes ago, DH1986 said: https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/craig-gordon-not-needed-hearts-21392914 Yet there are a very small handful on here who think we could have done something special with Stendel......... You're posting the Daily Record as if they actually tell the truth about anything. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sertse Posted Sunday at 10:38 Share Posted Sunday at 10:38 29 minutes ago, Dusk_Till_Dawn said: Didn’t realise it was his debut omg Start as you mean to go on🤣 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Apprentice Posted Sunday at 10:56 Share Posted Sunday at 10:56 1 hour ago, jonnothejambo said: Maybe there is something wrong with his eyes. When you also factor in his poppadom hands then you have to conclude that he is in the wrong profession. When he smirked at the camera during the documentary I nearly kicked the TV. Both he, and the manager for picking him when he was obviously feckin useless, cost us big time. When people wax lyrical about Stendel they should remember that. There had to have been something in his loan deal that meant that he had to play a certain amount of games. There really is no other excuse surely! I remember there was an article after the season was cut that said Man Utd had written off the remaining % of wages we were due on his deal. We should have claimed a full refund for the season. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dusk_Till_Dawn Posted Sunday at 11:12 Share Posted Sunday at 11:12 31 minutes ago, Sertse said: Start as you mean to go on🤣 Somebody said earlier that it’s as if he can’t see the ball and that’s honestly true. I know we all joke about players being terrible etc but I’m struggling to see what it was that convinced anyone about him. His skill set is virtually blank. Given that his experience at the famous will be pretty fresh in his head, he’ll do well to get over that performance. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sertse Posted Sunday at 11:39 Share Posted Sunday at 11:39 27 minutes ago, Dusk_Till_Dawn said: Somebody said earlier that it’s as if he can’t see the ball and that’s honestly true. I know we all joke about players being terrible etc but I’m struggling to see what it was that convinced anyone about him. His skill set is virtually blank. Given that his experience at the famous will be pretty fresh in his head, he’ll do well to get over that performance. I saw him do quite a few decent keepy uppies before a game once if that counts Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Marvin Posted Sunday at 11:43 Share Posted Sunday at 11:43 19 hours ago, dbusby6 said: Probably the worst keeper I ever saw at Hearts or maybe anywhere. I can't actually remember him making any save of note. The only keeper I've seen who can't catch the ball. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
colinmaroon Posted Sunday at 11:59 Share Posted Sunday at 11:59 16 hours ago, Randy Marsh said: Oh its him alright.😂 Castro is his middle name. Castor oil would be more like it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Felix Lighter Posted Sunday at 12:26 Share Posted Sunday at 12:26 It wouldn't surprise me if he was late to goalkeeping, he was pretty tidy with the ball on the deck so possibly an outfield player who wasn't quiet good enough to make pro, so decided to give it a bash as a goalie because of his height. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Smoked-Glass Posted Sunday at 15:32 Share Posted Sunday at 15:32 He won't last long Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Smoked-Glass Posted Sunday at 15:53 Share Posted Sunday at 15:53 5 hours ago, Dusk_Till_Dawn said: Didn’t realise it was his debut omg Antii Niemi had a bad debut... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
R1874 Posted Sunday at 16:02 Share Posted Sunday at 16:02 Comfortably worst player ever seen at Hearts never mind goalie. We would have stayed up and finished midtable with a normal gk. Huddersfield scout needs fired asap. If he just bins any dream of playing he could make a great living as 3rd choice keeper. Think he will be homegrown in England? Been at Man U for a while Just spend next 10 years earning crazy money. Pinging crosses for other goalies to catch and saving shots in training. Sat on bench watching football. Not a bad life Quote Link to post Share on other sites
micole Posted Sunday at 16:23 Share Posted Sunday at 16:23 4 hours ago, Marvin said: The only keeper I've seen who can't catch the ball. He couldn't keep the bairns oot the fridge.......awful keeper. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HighTimes Posted Sunday at 16:52 Share Posted Sunday at 16:52 23 hours ago, Lambo85 said: Worst goalkeeper to play for Hearts ever. FTFY. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spellczech Posted Sunday at 16:54 Share Posted Sunday at 16:54 I think he is an outfield player who someone has suddenly decided should be a GK because of the trend for sweeper-keepers. Unfortunately he doesn't have many of the requisite skills. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kila Posted Sunday at 18:47 Share Posted Sunday at 18:47 I can imagine him being told to run across the pitch for a corner in the dying seconds of a game then having a brain fart and catching the ball instead. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
alwaysthereinspirit Posted Sunday at 20:13 Share Posted Sunday at 20:13 I see his positional skills have not been coached out off him yet. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tian447 Posted Sunday at 20:17 Share Posted Sunday at 20:17 4 hours ago, Smoked-Glass said: Antii Niemi had a bad debut... Antii Niemi also had the ability to stop a ball without it either immediately going under him, putting it back into play for an easy rebound goal, or letting his legs collapse in a heap and letting the ball soar over him into the net. Pereira will not have a good career at Huddersfield, and there are plenty of teams in that league who will smash at least 4 past him in every game. He is just not good enough in any interpretation of the word "good". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tian447 Posted Sunday at 20:18 Share Posted Sunday at 20:18 1 hour ago, kila said: I can imagine him being told to run across the pitch for a corner in the dying seconds of a game then having a brain fart and catching the ball instead. Nah, that would involve him catching something for once Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BigAlim Posted Sunday at 20:32 Share Posted Sunday at 20:32 11 hours ago, Mister T said: Came with the nickname El Gato meaning the cat. I assume there isn't a word for scaredy in Spanish? Think the cat is accurate, any time a striker came near him he lay down wanting his belly rubbed Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Yoda Posted Sunday at 20:59 Share Posted Sunday at 20:59 On 21/11/2020 at 20:00, graygo said: OMG. He's not got any better when their's no crowd pressure. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hectormasson Posted Sunday at 21:04 Share Posted Sunday at 21:04 9 hours ago, colinmaroon said: Castor oil would be more like it. Aye with his cuban fingers... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dusk_Till_Dawn Posted Sunday at 21:08 Share Posted Sunday at 21:08 5 hours ago, Smoked-Glass said: Antii Niemi had a bad debut... And? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Smoked-Glass Posted Sunday at 21:16 Share Posted Sunday at 21:16 8 minutes ago, Dusk_Till_Dawn said: And? Nothing. Debut can be diseving Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Smoked-Glass Posted Monday at 16:49 Share Posted Monday at 16:49 Pereira, who conceded 43 goals in 25 Hearts appearances, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dusk_Till_Dawn Posted Monday at 17:34 Share Posted Monday at 17:34 20 hours ago, Smoked-Glass said: Nothing. Debut can be diseving You saw Joel with us last season, right? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dusk_Till_Dawn Posted Monday at 17:35 Share Posted Monday at 17:35 45 minutes ago, Smoked-Glass said: Pereira, who conceded 43 goals in 25 Hearts appearances, John Murray 👏 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Costanza Posted Monday at 17:51 Share Posted Monday at 17:51 This bio really is outstanding. Won't ever stop laughing (and crying) at Mourinho's comments. https://www.manutd.com/en/players-and-staff/detail/joel-castro-pereira# Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simo Posted Monday at 18:12 Share Posted Monday at 18:12 Just seen the goals Good to see he's improved over the summer then... I'm 32 so don't remember some of the shockers I've heard about from the 70s but genuinely think he might be the worst player I've ever seen at Hearts. You can see some players have ability and it doesn't work out for them for various reasons but Pereria genuinely just looks like somebody who's never played football before... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gone Posted Monday at 18:18 Share Posted Monday at 18:18 (edited) It's bizarre how often he dived low only for the ball to go above him. Seen the two Hibs goals in the documentary and if you watch his positioning for the first Stoke goal it's almost like a copy and paste... It's like he's never sure where the middle of the goal is. Never looks comfortable Edited Monday at 18:19 by Gone Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rmreido Posted Monday at 18:48 Share Posted Monday at 18:48 The 4rth Stoke goal was the worst, it goes in the centre of the goal, then claps his hands and starts blaming players in front of him, did that all the time when with us, shocking keeper, worst I've ever seen. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kingantti1874 Posted Monday at 18:54 Share Posted Monday at 18:54 21 hours ago, Smoked-Glass said: Nothing. Debut can be diseving Not in the case of el gato. It’s spot on. He shouldn’t even be playing junior football Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RedStarRiot Posted Monday at 19:07 Share Posted Monday at 19:07 I would have thought him being awful and one of our worst ever players is something we could all agree on Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gmcjambo Posted Monday at 19:21 Share Posted Monday at 19:21 30 minutes ago, rmreido said: The 4rth Stoke goal was the worst, it goes in the centre of the goal, then claps his hands and starts blaming players in front of him, did that all the time when with us, shocking keeper, worst I've ever seen. I've never seen a professional keeper who simply makes himself small and pretty consistently get's out of the way of the ball. It's actually quite astonishing. You'd think Huddersfield would have done their homework and assessed the video footage or the games he played for us. Just awful. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Smith's right boot Posted Monday at 19:27 Share Posted Monday at 19:27 On 22/11/2020 at 05:48, Shooter McGavin said: A softer keeper you’ll struggle to find. Genuinely can’t remember him making a save. His best save was when the ball hit him. Can't remember v who, but the ball was blasted at him and I think hit his chest. His best save wasn't even a save, the baw skelped him. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Smith's right boot Posted Monday at 19:28 Share Posted Monday at 19:28 Just now, Smith's right boot said: His best save was when the ball hit him. Can't remember v who, but the ball was blasted at him from vert close in and I think hit his chest. His best save wasn't even a save, the baw skelped him. Just now, Smith's right boot said: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WoolfordsHearts Posted Monday at 19:42 Share Posted Monday at 19:42 To be fair to Levein and the scouting staff,if you're offered the 3rd choice goalie of Man Utd you take him. You're not expecting a ticket like him rocking up to Tynie with that pedigree.🤦🏻♂️ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Smoked-Glass Posted Monday at 20:05 Share Posted Monday at 20:05 22 minutes ago, WoolfordsHearts said: To be fair to Levein and the scouting staff,if you're offered the 3rd choice goalie of Man Utd you take him. You're not expecting a ticket like him rocking up to Tynie with that pedigree.🤦🏻♂️ Watch him 1st though Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sarah O Posted Monday at 20:17 Share Posted Monday at 20:17 On 21/11/2020 at 23:00, Ted (Theodore) Logan said: Hope he plays for them every week tbh. Christ knows why that guy thinks his pishy wee team is better than us.Privk. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Buccobruce Posted Monday at 20:41 Share Posted Monday at 20:41 34 minutes ago, Smoked-Glass said: Watch him 1st though I'm hoping the documentary sheds light on why this impostor was sent to us, and why we had to persist in playing him. 43 goals conceded in 25 games. The worst player I've ever seen at hearts since 1969-70. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pilmuir Posted Monday at 20:45 Share Posted Monday at 20:45 1 hour ago, WoolfordsHearts said: To be fair to Levein and the scouting staff,if you're offered the 3rd choice goalie of Man Utd you take him. You're not expecting a ticket like him rocking up to Tynie with that pedigree.🤦🏻♂️ Not without doing your homework first. A shockingly bad decision. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tatlock Posted Monday at 21:48 Share Posted Monday at 21:48 Sits the spelling of his nickname that’s wrong. It’s spelled el gateaux Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hearts00 Posted Monday at 22:37 Share Posted Monday at 22:37 I can’t get over how useless he is. An imposter of the highest order. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HMFC01 Posted yesterday at 01:12 Share Posted yesterday at 01:12 (edited) 5 hours ago, WoolfordsHearts said: To be fair to Levein and the scouting staff,if you're offered the 3rd choice goalie of Man Utd you take him. You're not expecting a ticket like him rocking up to Tynie with that pedigree.🤦🏻♂️ I seen it coming from watching the you tube videos. Nothing changed from his time at the Swiss club, other clubs, from us to Huddersfield. It's his style and it's similar to de Gea. To be fair to de Gea he had a better time of it for awhile until the wheels came off. I don't want to be entirely unduly negative, he comes across as a good professional, just talentless in goalkeeping sense. Edited yesterday at 01:15 by HMFC01 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tian447 Posted yesterday at 02:34 Share Posted yesterday at 02:34 7 hours ago, kingantti1874 said: Not in the case of el gato. It’s spot on. He shouldn’t even be playing junior football El Gato has to be one of those piss take nicknames, like when you call a fat pal "Skinny". El Shato much more apt. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
frankblack Posted yesterday at 07:51 Share Posted yesterday at 07:51 On 22/11/2020 at 16:02, R1874 said: Comfortably worst player ever seen at Hearts never mind goalie. We would have stayed up and finished midtable with a normal gk. Huddersfield scout needs fired asap. If he just bins any dream of playing he could make a great living as 3rd choice keeper. Think he will be homegrown in England? Been at Man U for a while Just spend next 10 years earning crazy money. Pinging crosses for other goalies to catch and saving shots in training. Sat on bench watching football. Not a bad life Did you see Kurskis? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ominous Posted yesterday at 10:11 Share Posted yesterday at 10:11 He is that bad i feel sorry for him. I rate him alongside that chancer who conned Souness. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ray Gin Posted yesterday at 10:15 Share Posted yesterday at 10:15 On 22/11/2020 at 20:59, Yoda said: OMG. He's not got any better when their's no crowd pressure. The ball just goes straight through the guy. He moves in the general direction of the ball but then seems to make no attempt to actually stop it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Lithuania Posted yesterday at 10:15 Share Posted yesterday at 10:15 2 hours ago, frankblack said: Did you see Kurskis? I thought this at first, but Pereira is worse, by some distance too. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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