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*** Heart of Midlothian v Neil Doncaster and his cronies official match day thread ***

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SUTOL
24 minutes ago, Auldreekie1874 said:

 

 

There's no Durie 

 

 

:isee:

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Debut 4
2 hours ago, Hungry hippo said:

Any team news?

Le Juge , Julien Brellier, on the bench.  
 

Any objections?


 

 

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Abiola Dauda
46 minutes ago, Mid Calder Jambo said:

I think more abandoned.  It will kick off then the referee will call for some further info and abandon to a later date.

I think of the Wednesday hearing more like a pitch inspection. 

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jamboozy
2 hours ago, AlimOzturk said:

Is this some sort of weird porno thread as I can't explain the XXXXX 

I thought there would be extra strong Aussie lager going 😐🍺🍺

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Pans Jambo

Im in Outer Mongolia. Any local boozers showing this? :yas:

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colinmaroon
3 hours ago, lou said:

I wish it was a zoom meeting, we could all join in, can you imagine the comments section and there would constantly thousand's of raised hands

 

With the Hearts song being belted out throughout. 

 

 

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1953

Any kind of a win for me, even an own goal deflected in off Doncaster's back side would do, but ideally the SPFL get a real doing, Doncaster banned sin die and the jambos fully vindicated in court.

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happyjam

Pitch invasion by Covid 20, match postponed and replay behind closed doors.

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millerjames398
59 minutes ago, colinmaroon said:

 

With the Hearts song being belted out throughout. 

 

 

😄 sung with much vigour and gusto👍🏼🇱🇻🇱🇻🇱🇻

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Normthebarman

For no reason other than it's my normal prediction, I'm going for 1-0 to them. 

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redjambo

I'll go 2-1 to the Jambos. Late own goal winner.

 

:flag1::flag3::jambobanana:

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JimmyCant

Money Spinning Replay

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Morgan

Le Juge on the bench?

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Templeton Peck

Rod Petrie pulled out 

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robbo1874
18 minutes ago, Templeton Peck said:

Rod Petrie pulled out 

Unfortunately his father never

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Smith's right boot
18 minutes ago, Templeton Peck said:

Rod Petrie pulled out 

 

There's an image I can't get out of my head..... 

 

Who replaces him?

leaves them weaker on the facial hair and sour puss after getting beat 5-1 in a final front. 

 

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RENE

Mulraney...

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kimosavi
Posted (edited)

Comfortable win for the famous 

 

Absolute no danger a judge is gonna rule that this doesn't need looked futher into 

Edited by kimosavi

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Special Officer Doofy
5 hours ago, Smithee said:

I expect a disappointing day of anti climax and the can being kicked further down the road. 


Money spinning replay, if it is.

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Special Officer Doofy
51 minutes ago, JimmyCant said:

Money Spinning Replay


Damn.

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Smith's right boot
57 minutes ago, JimmyCant said:

Money Spinning Replay

 

This time it would definitely be a money spinner. 🤔

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Andrew Gilbert Wauchope
Posted (edited)

This is worse than waiting outside the newsagents on a Saturday night for the Evening News van to arrive with the Pink!  When and how do we find out anything? (It was this morning after all). 

Edited by Andrew Gilbert Wauchope

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gashauskis9
Posted (edited)

Naismith is touch and go. 

Edited by gashauskis9

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Brighton Jambo

Naismith as club captain was lined up for a big part to play but has been withdrawn due to injury.

 

Hickey was scheduled to step in but his dad says he’s not allowed.

 

despite it not being his natural environment Michael Smith has agreed to step up and cover 

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The Natural Order
3 minutes ago, gashauskis9 said:

Naismith is touch and go. 

Naismith won't play unless there's a Scotland squad being announced.

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ToqueJambo
Posted (edited)

Our Law and Order line-up

 

Chairman: Wallace Mercenary

Manager: Bobby Moncur

 

Jim Cruickprisonshank

 

Gary Locke-em-up   Calum Phone Tapping    Neil Pointoforder  

 

Jullian Le Juge Brellier    Perry Mason Kitchen     Scott Free Severin   Andrew Getaway Driver

 

Sandy Court Clerk  John Robberston  Alfie Connman

 

Subs: Steve Robbin Banks, Linus Pleabaitis, Derek Stringemup, Aidy Whitewash, Mark Gavel

Edited by ToqueJambo

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jackal

Hearts to win by a landslide and Doncaster to score a few OGs.

 

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Fourcandles
Posted (edited)
7 hours ago, Deso1972 said:

anybody got any streams?..:biggrin2:

 

The one running down my leg..........

 

 

.

Edited by Fourcandles

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jambo_No5

What time is kick off?

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kila
1 minute ago, jambo_No5 said:

What time is kick off?

 

Elevenhundred hours

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lost in space

Hibs have such an advantage in these situations. Most of their players and nearly all of their fans have court experience.

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Smith's right boot
31 minutes ago, jambo_No5 said:

What time is kick off?

1100am

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redjambo
1 hour ago, ToqueJambo said:

Our Law and Order line-up

 

Chairman: Wallace Mercenary

Manager: Bobby Moncur

 

Jim Cruickprisonshank

 

Gary Locke-em-up   Calum Phone Tapping    Neil Pointoforder  

 

Jullian Le Juge Brellier    Perry Mason Kitchen     Scott Free Severin   Andrew Getaway Driver

 

Sandy Court Clerk  John Robberston  Alfie Connman

 

Subs: Steve Robbin Banks, Linus Pleabaitis, Derek Stringemup, Aidy Whitewash, Mark Gavel

 

:biggrin:

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David McCaig
1 hour ago, ToqueJambo said:

Our Law and Order line-up

 

Chairman: Wallace Mercenary

Manager: Bobby Moncur

 

Jim Cruickprisonshank

 

Gary Locke-em-up   Calum Phone Tapping    Neil Pointoforder  

 

Jullian Le Juge Brellier    Perry Mason Kitchen     Scott Free Severin   Andrew Getaway Driver

 

Sandy Court Clerk  John Robberston  Alfie Connman

 

Subs: Steve Robbin Banks, Linus Pleabaitis, Derek Stringemup, Aidy Whitewash, Mark Gavel

I can't believe Craig Commissioner Gordon, Alibi Mauchlen and Tosh Lyons McKinlay weren't picked.

 

 

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Kiwidoug

Hearts have two huge advantages.  Home advantage plus the extremely high probability of a neutral referee.

 

We have the further advantage that our oponent was dragged kicking and screaming into this fixture.  They'd rather be anywhere else.

 

Can see Hearts running away with this one.

 

Home win.

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tambothejambo

Can’t make it tomorrow 

 

anybody got a live stream of the match 😉

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Kiwidoug

I know there's restrictions but can we get a dozen or do Jambos outside the court chanting here we go when our team arrives?

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Smith's right boot
2 hours ago, ToqueJambo said:

Our Law and Order line-up

 

Chairman: Wallace Mercenary

Manager: Bobby Moncur

 

Jim Cruickprisonshank

 

Gary Locke-em-up   Calum Phone Tapping    Neil Pointoforder  

 

Jullian Le Juge Brellier    Perry Mason Kitchen     Scott Free Severin   Andrew Getaway Driver

 

Sandy Court Clerk  John Robberston  Alfie Connman

 

Subs: Steve Robbin Banks, Linus Pleabaitis, Derek Stringemup, Aidy Whitewash, Mark Gavel

 

 

Good effort

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Restonbabe

Absloute pivotal day in the history of this great club tomorrow. Won't hear anything until mid afternoon say about 14:30. Even then it's just a hearing to see where it goes too next. I'm. Sure the dates will be sorted swiftly because the league fixtures come out on Friday. 

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Jambo92

Joking aside there is a stream for this, not available to public only journos but most likely on some dodgey streaming site.

 

Audio stream is available to public however via the court of session website, let's hope it's more reliable than Hearts TV audio!!

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Smith's right boot
21 minutes ago, Jambo92 said:

Joking aside there is a stream for this, not available to public only journos but most likely on some dodgey streaming site.

 

Audio stream is available to public however via the court of session website, let's hope it's more reliable than Hearts TV audio!!

 

 

We need it on Hearts yv with commentators. 

 

Whit's the QC daein jeff, whit's the QC daein! 

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nijambo

Is Doncaster playing in brown shorts?

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Morgan

Hearts win.

 

:flagwave:

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Byyy The Light

Avizandum

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Marvin
12 hours ago, lost in space said:

Hibs have such an advantage in these situations. Most of their players and nearly all of their fans have court experience.

 

They'll have their (ahem) experts interviewing players and fans outside the gates before we kick off. 

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Smith's right boot

Match could be abandoned, very heavy rain. 

That big wig they wear ain't going to hold up well. 

 

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TheBigO

2-1, Boyce and Halkett for us.

 

I'm very confused

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iantjambo

Pasquale Bruno to mark Doncaster.

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GorgieBoy74

Anyone found the link to the court audio ?

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Lemongrab

Spare ticket if anyone wants it.  I'll be at the top of the climbing frame in White Park, with a fried egg supper and bottle of Tizer.

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