Greedy Jambo Posted May 4, 2020 Share Posted May 4, 2020 I'm totally done with bread like. Bought some to put peanut butter on, even got the healthy stuff with all the seeds n shit. I thought it would be a decent healthy breakfast but who can be arsed eating bread? Give me a couple of fresh morning rolls any day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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whodanny Posted May 4, 2020 Share Posted May 4, 2020 3 minutes ago, Space Pirate said: I'm totally done with bread like. Bought some to put peanut butter on, even got the healthy stuff with all the seeds n shit. I thought it would be a decent healthy breakfast but who can be arsed eating bread? Give me a couple of fresh morning rolls any day. You mean, morning rolls ? The ones made of, eh, BREAD ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy Jambo Posted May 4, 2020 Author Share Posted May 4, 2020 1 minute ago, whodanny said: You mean, morning rolls ? The ones made of, eh, BREAD ? No, i mean the ones made of pure gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whodanny Posted May 4, 2020 Share Posted May 4, 2020 1 minute ago, Space Pirate said: No, i mean the ones made of pure gold. Dinnae be daft, ye'd break yer teeth. Or get gold poisoning. Humph ! Ridiculous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy Jambo Posted May 4, 2020 Author Share Posted May 4, 2020 1 minute ago, whodanny said: Dinnae be daft, ye'd break yer teeth. Or get gold poisoning. Humph ! Ridiculous. Who says I've got teeth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whodanny Posted May 4, 2020 Share Posted May 4, 2020 4 minutes ago, Space Pirate said: Who says I've got teeth? Ye'll need to have teeth for the crunchy peanut butter, none of that smooth shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted May 4, 2020 Share Posted May 4, 2020 14 minutes ago, Space Pirate said: Ace theme tune Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy Jambo Posted May 4, 2020 Author Share Posted May 4, 2020 Just now, whodanny said: Ye'll need to have teeth for the crunchy peanut butter, none of that smooth shite. It's got bits in it for sure. I'm a bit man myself, cannae buy orange juice without having the bits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy Jambo Posted May 4, 2020 Author Share Posted May 4, 2020 1 minute ago, iantjambo said: Ace theme tune Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whodanny Posted May 4, 2020 Share Posted May 4, 2020 Just now, Space Pirate said: It's got bits in it for sure. I'm a bit man myself, cannae buy orange juice without having the bits. Aye, but if you've got crunchy bits in orange juice, I think you're in bother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy Jambo Posted May 4, 2020 Author Share Posted May 4, 2020 It's got ****all on minder to be fair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboy1982 Posted May 4, 2020 Share Posted May 4, 2020 I like bread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy Jambo Posted May 4, 2020 Author Share Posted May 4, 2020 13 minutes ago, jamboy1982 said: I like bread Interesting. What do you do with it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millerjames398 Posted May 4, 2020 Share Posted May 4, 2020 1 hour ago, Space Pirate said: It's got ****all on minder to be fair. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 now your talkin...😂🇱🇻 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auld Reekin' Posted May 4, 2020 Share Posted May 4, 2020 They were feckin' awful, right enough... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboy1982 Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 8 hours ago, Space Pirate said: Interesting. What do you do with it? Just eating it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 7 hours ago, Auld Reekin' said: They were feckin' awful, right enough... A hell of a lot better than dough. The mouldy old variety especially. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig_ Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 Next thread: Air. Isn't air great, you can breathe it and everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Craig_ said: Next thread: Air. Isn't air great, you can breathe it and everything. It’s even better just now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 Can't beat a nice piece. I had a piece and black pudding for my breakfast the other day. Gorgeous. Life's too short for seeded bread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 White plain bread toasted with cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 I quite like seeded bread for toast and peanut butter. White bread for a piece though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlandjambo3 Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 12 hours ago, Space Pirate said: It's got bits in it for sure. I'm a bit man myself, cannae buy orange juice without having the bits. Am here as well.......... Also, I’ve often wondered where the spare chocolate goes from the aero bubbles......do you think that’s how they make flakes. And whilst on the subject of chocolate, 2 things come to mind: 1. Walnut whips are smaller. 2. Curly wurlys are smaller. Raging like 😡🤬 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 We've had to stop buying bread, we built up a loaf a day toast habit at the start of lockdown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leginten Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 Made chocolate bread in the breadmaker last week. Have come to the conclusion that my entire life before chocolate bread was meaningless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auld Reekin' Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 4 hours ago, Lemongrab said: A hell of a lot better than dough. The mouldy old variety especially. In contrast, these bakers'-lads had nothing left to prove... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merrymac Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 2 hours ago, highlandjambo3 said: Am here as well.......... Also, I’ve often wondered where the spare chocolate goes from the aero bubbles......do you think that’s how they make flakes. And whilst on the subject of chocolate, 2 things come to mind: 1. Walnut whips are smaller. 2. Curly wurlys are smaller. Raging like 😡🤬 And don't have a Walnut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo-Jimbo Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 You can't beat the smell of freshly baked bread/rolls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 29 minutes ago, merrymac said: And don't have a Walnut So it's just a whip then? Might as well buy them from Ann summers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlandjambo3 Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 6 minutes ago, superjack said: So it's just a whip then? Might as well buy them from Ann summers. Here is the fella: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 15 hours ago, Space Pirate said: I'm totally done with bread like. Bought some to put peanut butter on, even got the healthy stuff with all the seeds n shit. I thought it would be a decent healthy breakfast but who can be arsed eating bread? Give me a couple of fresh morning rolls any day. If people cut out Bread and rolls etc... They won't be so fecking fat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 51 minutes ago, superjack said: So it's just a whip then? Might as well buy them from Ann summers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy Jambo Posted May 5, 2020 Author Share Posted May 5, 2020 3 hours ago, ri Alban said: If people cut out Bread and rolls etc... They won't be so fecking fat. Not sure i could cut out pizza! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 4 minutes ago, Space Pirate said: Not sure i could cut out pizza! Melt some cheese and tomato on a ryvita. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy Jambo Posted May 5, 2020 Author Share Posted May 5, 2020 3 minutes ago, ri Alban said: Melt some cheese and tomato on a ryvita. Hmm, I'd probably just end up having 8 of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlimOzturk Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 (edited) Bread is a crutch of mine. Could honestly scoff a whole loaf of tiger bread or rolls in one sitting. Crispy bacon filled tiger roll with Lurpack and HP sauce was is simply a combo of the gods. Oh, always put the tiger rolls in the over to crisp up before buttering. Edited May 5, 2020 by AlimOzturk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 1 minute ago, AlimOzturk said: Bread is a crutch of mine. Could honestly scoff a whole loaf of tiger bread or rolls in one sitting. Crispy bacon filled tiger roll with Lurpack and HP sauce was is simply a combo of the gods. Oh, always put the tiger rolls in the over to crisp up before buttering. For me that's Tesco 3 cheese bloomer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy Jambo Posted May 5, 2020 Author Share Posted May 5, 2020 (edited) Mind when Morrisons was Safeway? They used to do great pizza style bread with cheese, onions and tomatoes (made in store) Heated up in the oven and dipped into lentil soup 👌 Edited May 5, 2020 by Space Pirate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull's-eye Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 Still on farleys rusks type OP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Brown Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 A youthful Paul Young liked Toast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy Jambo Posted May 5, 2020 Author Share Posted May 5, 2020 4 minutes ago, Bull's-eye said: Still on farleys rusks type OP. Ha. Au Contraire, I spent many a day cooking from scratch and actually wanted to be a chef at one point. Now i just can't be arsed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Tommy Brown said: A youthful Paul Young liked Toast Edited May 5, 2020 by ri Alban Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 22 minutes ago, Bull's-eye said: Still on farleys rusks type OP. He’s back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leginten Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 10 hours ago, jonesy said: I’ve got a bread maker, but no chocolate bread recipe. Could you fill the void in my life, please? Here goes: Water 1 cup Egg (beaten) 1 medium Milk powder 1 tbsp. Butter 1 tbsp. Sugar half cup Salt half tsp. Walnuts (chopped) quarter cup Strong white flour 2 and one eighth cups Cocoa powder half cup Dry yeast 1 tsp. The setting on my breadmaker is 8 (3 hrs 25 mins), which is designated "sweet". I reckon the better the cocoa powder, the better the result. Being a posh ****, I am currently working my way through some Whittard salted caramel cocoa powder, which gives good results. And I reckon you can chuck in any old nuts you have in the cupboard. Thinking of adding a few raisins next time too. Enjoy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack D and coke Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 On 04/05/2020 at 22:44, Space Pirate said: It's got ****all on minder to be fair. All the older shows had great there tunes. Loved these shows as a young un.. Catherine Bach too. Fark me 😍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ehllhayapeh Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 22 hours ago, AlimOzturk said: Bread is a crutch of mine. Could honestly scoff a whole loaf of tiger bread or rolls in one sitting. Crispy bacon filled tiger roll with Lurpack and HP sauce was is simply a combo of the gods. Oh, always put the tiger rolls in the over to crisp up before buttering. Nothing beats a morning roll heavily floured with butter and bacon and brown or red sauce. Keep your well fired (overcooked) rolls and your loaves of bread Keep your tiger rolls and your tortillas A big softy covered in flour is the business. Whatever you fill in it. Dundee has some quality roll action. They are cracking. Nicolls rosebank, two rolls, up the law, gaze at fife (chuckle a bit at inbreeding over there) and look at the sidlaws. Who needs a castle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepystujam Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 Some bakers in Fife called Stephens supply the rolls to Scotmid in Musselburgh, el topo notcho! Floury or well fired, if that's your bag, never understood it myself! 36p a roll though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy Jambo Posted May 6, 2020 Author Share Posted May 6, 2020 1 hour ago, Ehllhayapeh said: Nothing beats a morning roll heavily floured with butter and bacon and brown or red sauce. Keep your well fired (overcooked) rolls and your loaves of bread Keep your tiger rolls and your tortillas A big softy covered in flour is the business. Whatever you fill in it. Dundee has some quality roll action. They are cracking. Nicolls rosebank, two rolls, up the law, gaze at fife (chuckle a bit at inbreeding over there) and look at the sidlaws. Who needs a castle! Flour on a roll 👎 Red Sauce (Ketchup) on a bacon roll 👎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deodato Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 On 04/05/2020 at 22:23, Space Pirate said: I'm totally done with bread like. Bought some to put peanut butter on, even got the healthy stuff with all the seeds n shit. I thought it would be a decent healthy breakfast but who can be arsed eating bread? Give me a couple of fresh morning rolls any day. Clearly we have to ease the lockdown, given these signals of confusion. For what its worth, Peanut Butter makes me ill. When I watched the first series of Homeland, I loved how Saul Berenson would eat peanut butter on toast and contemplate the next terrorist attack, and tried to do likewise - only I'm allergic to sunflower oil so would be ill the next day. I blame Brody. Meanwhile, down with bread and up with rolls - and let's ditch chips and eat potatoes instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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