smiler Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 FC Slutsk - Belarus Middelfart - Denmark Plenty more out there I'm sure, and you can't have Hibs 'cos they're just shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 I know you said we weren’t allowed Hibs, but this one is sooo similar, I had to do it. Deportivo Moron, from Argentina. Honestly, it’s true.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merrymac Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 Some good shooters in this team Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 2 minutes ago, merrymac said: Some good shooters in this team Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merrymac Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 1 minute ago, Morgan said: Really harsh call !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merrymac Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 2 minutes ago, Morgan said: BTW - Cant I am no allowed ha ha !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 2 minutes ago, merrymac said: Really harsh call !! Sorry, Mac. It’s an old school thing. 1 minute ago, merrymac said: BTW - Cant I am no allowed ha ha !!! You'll be fine. For a walk on Christmas Day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazmcduff Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 Deportivo Wanka surely? An appropriate name in these lockdown times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merrymac Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 3 minutes ago, Morgan said: Sorry, Mac. It’s an old school thing. You'll be fine. For a walk on Christmas Day. Spot on with both calls 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HMFC01 Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 (edited) I've seen some silly names but can't remember them so I was looking around and found this one 12 de Octubre from Paraguay Actually just looked a bit further and noticed there is a few from Paraguay similar 3 De Febrero and 2 de Mayo Edited March 30, 2020 by HMFC01 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BelgeJambo Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 Mini Football team in Belgium FC Silly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 (edited) Closer to home, (well, sort of, Coatbridge is foreign to me) Albion Rovers. Two suffixes cobbled together that suggest nothing of the identity of the club or it's town or origins. Edited March 30, 2020 by martoon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Marsh Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 (edited) Dinamo Bender (Moldova) Fart Women (Norway) Pars Janoobi Jam (Iran) Willy Serrato (Peru) Edited March 30, 2020 by Randy Marsh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_R Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dav1e Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 Chin United and Shan United , Myanmar clubs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo-Fox Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 2 hours ago, gazmcduff said: Deportivo Wanka surely? An appropriate name in these lockdown times Lad up the pub wears one of these (well did before lockdown!)! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bozi Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 7 hours ago, Randy Marsh said: Dinamo Bender (Moldova) Fart Women (Norway) Pars Janoobi Jam (Iran) Willy Serrato (Peru) Willy serrano? I would be circumcised....em...circumspect about wearing that top Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWJ Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 (edited) 8 hours ago, martoon said: Closer to home, (well, sort of, Coatbridge is foreign to me) Albion Rovers. Two suffixes cobbled together that suggest nothing of the identity of the club or it's town or origins. I always thought it started as a works team after an Albion Motors/Metals/Engines whatever. Like Ferranti Thistle? Edited March 31, 2020 by FWJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoGwash Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 8 hours ago, Jambo-Fox said: Lad up the pub wears one of these (well did before lockdown!)! How did I guess that the Wanka's would play in green and white. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 11 hours ago, dav1e said: Chin United and Shan United , Myanmar clubs. I've been using Shan United for my fantasy team name for a while now. It was just a play on words of Man United and then I found out it's actually a team. God bless online gambling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 Africa is good for a mad team name. Personal favourite being Kakamega Homeboyz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selkirkhmfc1874 Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 Hibernian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 3 hours ago, FWJ said: I always thought it started as a works team after an Albion Motors/Metals/Engines whatever. Like Ferranti Thistle? Had a wee look. It was a merger of two clubs in Coatbridge: Albion and Rovers. Must have been up all night...😊 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Gilbert Wauchope Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 23 minutes ago, martoon said: Had a wee look. It was a merger of two clubs in Coatbridge: Albion and Rovers. Must have been up all night...😊 Coatbridge United was clealry a step too far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 There's a team in Trinidad and Tobago called Joe Public, always liked that one The we have Botswana Meat Commission FC Taumata FC in New Zealand, wait until you read this one! (copied and pasted) Named after a hill in New Zealand, this 40-syllable disgrace of a town name translates enjoyably as: “The summit where Tamatea, the man with the big knees, the slider, climber of mountains, the land-swallower, who travelled about, played his nose flute to his loved one.” FC Santa Claus in Finland And my own dream team name is Exeter Gently Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 Red Bull Leipzig etc... are all a bit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footballfirst Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 AC Milanda and Borussia Marchmontgladbach, both Edinburgh amateur sides from the 70s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 Not really a funny name but their badge could provide a chuckle - Newells' Old Boys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 The standard answer to this question used to Dangerous Darkies FC from South Africa but they don’t exist anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWJ Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 1 hour ago, martoon said: Had a wee look. It was a merger of two clubs in Coatbridge: Albion and Rovers. Must have been up all night...😊 Like (Inverness) Caledonian Thistle... I’ve always like Sheffield Wednesday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 3 hours ago, Boof said: Not really a funny name but their badge could provide a chuckle - Newells' Old Boys. Here we go... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Fudge Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Beni of Gorgie Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 Scunt horpe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBigO Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 6 hours ago, Tazio said: The standard answer to this question used to Dangerous Darkies FC from South Africa but they don’t exist anymore. Really? Must have taken up mindfulness or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 7 hours ago, Footballfirst said: AC Milanda and Borussia Marchmontgladbach, both Edinburgh amateur sides from the 70s. AC Milanda were from Penicuik, weren’t they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footballfirst Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 1 hour ago, Morgan said: AC Milanda were from Penicuik, weren’t they? I'm not sure. I thought they were connected with the Milanda bakery which was at Sighthill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HMFC01 Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 (edited) Robin Hood from Bermuda. I've seen them on a coupon a couple of times. Found this one as well when looking about for the RH team. Bermuda division 1 Edited March 31, 2020 by HMFC01 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 Did Larry Kingston’s team not have the name ‘Hearts’ in it, before he joined the Famous Hearts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 22 hours ago, Alan_R said: Do they come from Hamilton? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poseidon Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 5 minutes ago, Morgan said: Did Larry Kingston’s team not have the name ‘Hearts’ in it, before he joined the Famous Hearts? Hearts of Oak is a team, not sure if he played for them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 3 minutes ago, Poseidon said: Hearts of Oak is a team, not sure if he played for them Yup, he did. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Kingston Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldChampions1902 Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 For the Oldies. A team that played in Edinburgh Amateur Leagues in the 70s. AC Milanda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 2 minutes ago, Poseidon said: Hearts of Oak is a team, not sure if he played for them That’s the one. I think he played for them twice, once before coming to us, and again, when he left. Just couldn’t get the name, thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWF Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 From an over 35's five a side league back in the late 70's, some of the team names which I can recall The Auld Farts Beavers Goalie's wife's lovers IRA/UDA United (I recall they were forced to change their name) to- Jesus Christ Superstars!!!!!! Rentboys Local Branch A.A. Mandy Rice's Tongue That's all I can remember. The league was disbanded after about 18 months by the local council after receiving a large number of complaints! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 On 31/03/2020 at 11:41, Footballfirst said: AC Milanda and Borussia Marchmontgladbach, both Edinburgh amateur sides from the 70s. Shakthar Boness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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