Debaser Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 Who's got the weirdest colleagues at work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Weathers Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 Who's got the weirdest colleagues at work? Tam Ritchie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beverley Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 Tam Ritchie i laughed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flux Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 i can think of one or two... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 Me. Just the one. We all agree he should be locked up though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 My workmates.:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Harris Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 pah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 I work with a really weird one. Some people in the office, not me, call her scary mary from the old t mobile adverts and boy she does look like her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marshallschunkychicken Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 I used to work with someone who drank on the job. The phone rang one day and she was that blitzed, she answered her mouse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makween Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 I genuinely can't think of any. Worried that it might be me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Lyon Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 Marshalls - drunk on the job? Was she worth it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 Got one bloke at work that is very weird, uses treasury tags to hold 2 sheets of paper together but ony uses the bottom hole and files the sheets using just the top hole??? Also he seems to really mistrust post-it notes, doesn't just stick the post-it to whatever but also cello-tapes and staples them down just to be sure!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul_C Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 We had an Internal Auditor at the Council I used to work at who would go to the bog at the exact same time every day, and at lunchtime would always have 1 sandwich, 1 kit kat and 1 apple then open his paper at the TV page and use a highlighter to highlight the programmes he intended to watch that night.... Got a woman at our current place who's nickname is The Mute as she blanks everyone she walks past in the corridor and will only speak to folk when she sits in her office. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
269miles Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 Many years ago back in Edinburgh I used to work with a guy who constantly stroked himself. He did it so much that he ended up with a big white patch in his jeans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 There's a boy in our office who at first I gave some credit and thought might just be a bit of an extrovert. But no, I'm now convinced he's just simply a lunatic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Boy Named Crow Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 The guy beside me isn't so much weird, as just really fekking annoying. He's in Accounts Receivable and spends the whole day on the phone. I used to sit at the other end of the office, I could hear him then and he ripped my knitting. Now I sitting right beside him!!! He always uses Americanisms, for example, he'll never say he'll phone you - he will "Reach out to you" though. He's always moaning about getting "Dinged" - none of us around him have a clue what this means, it seems to change from conversation to conversation. He is very fat, and he smells, oh and did I mention he is loud? Can't stand the man!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 There was a guy, a fellow Scot, with whom I used to work. He'd just left Aberdeen Uni to come down to the Smoke and kind of latched on to me as a friend/mentor. That wasn't weird. He also latched on to a rather attractive blonde lass as the object of his desire. The trouble was that he wasn't her type - her boyfriend was. This upset poor whatsisname to the extent that, after a few relatively minor incidents and the involvement of the police and ambulances, he eventually set fire to himself in his car outside the blonde's parents' home. That was weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexton Hardcastle Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 It always seems to be them and heres another - The Cleaner. When he started i used to laugh at what he would come out with and what he did but now its just cringe worthy. He rumbles in at half 9 clattering his bike against the office door, stumbles in total reeking of corn beef/old people. Makes and drinks about 4 cups of teas with the first half an hour then beings some work. Throughout the course of his day he will have no fewer than 7/8 toilet trips. Fair enough the boy mite have a blader problem which aint funny but it isnt this. The Toilet being central in the warehouse makes his antics even worse. He'l tell me what he had for dinner/breakfast and how it "went rite through me". Then he proceeds to pebble dashes the toilet for a few mins. Comes out, does a little work and cracks on with another dump. He talks total nonsense about anything that comes up and when his 3 hour shift finishes he smuggles out a few Bananas/Oranges for a "little treat". Thank feck he finished a few hours ago and its the weekend tomorow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosewood Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 Whenever I have training at work and a lunch is provided for us there is this old bird (receptionist) who comes down after most folk have eaten and packs the food up into her own tupperware and takes it home. This wasn't really that annoying but the last few times she has actually come and helped herself to about a quarter of the food BEFORE we have eaten. That is feckin annoying and a little bit hoboesque. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 Theres only me and the boss so I,d better not say anything about him, but then again, does that make me the weird one? Have worked with plenty over the years tho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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