Marvin Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 Sorry no pics. Walking home yesterday after seeing a mate, this lad came flying out of the Sainsbury Local close to the bus and train station near to where I live. He had 2 security guards on his tail, and as he was too busy looking behind him as he crossed the road, he got clipped by a car and landed a sore one on the ground. I think he got lucky in that he wasn't hurt too badly (no broken bones). I just found it funny that he did get quite hurt, nicked for shop lifting and caught on CCTV. I don't think he'll be doing that again in a hurry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo314 Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 1 minute ago, Marvin said: Sorry no pics. Walking home yesterday after seeing a mate, this lad came flying out of the Sainsbury Local close to the bus and train station near to where I live. He had 2 security guards on his tail, and as he was too busy looking behind him as he crossed the road, he got clipped by a car and landed a sore one on the ground. I think he got lucky in that he wasn't hurt too badly (no broken bones). I just found it funny that he did get quite hurt, nicked for shop lifting and caught on CCTV. I don't think he'll be doing that again in a hurry. Think there will be a lot more shop lifting in the coming weeks/months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 Just a hipster getting ahead so he can say he was looting before everybody else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westbow Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 4 minutes ago, Cade said: Just a hipster getting ahead so he can say he was looting before everybody else. Bet he had a man bun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad Magic Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 There’s a video kicking about on social media of a couple of scroats who have nicked a car then crashed it. One of them is getting chased and somehow gets knocked into a brick wall taking the top of it off with his head. Very satisfying watch 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 Three wee scrotes nicked a car from the flats behind my old place of work. They came haring around the corner, fishtailed it and ran straight into the back of our forklift truck which was parked outside waiting for a delivery. The solid steel counterbalance at the back of the forklift pancaked the engine of the car and damn near shoved it through the bulkhead. The three scrotes clambered out with various severity of injuries. All with identifying tattoos on their necks, hands and/or faces. The trial was fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjcc Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 2 hours ago, Marvin said: Sorry no pics. Walking home yesterday after seeing a mate, this lad came flying out of the Sainsbury Local close to the bus and train station near to where I live. He had 2 security guards on his tail, and as he was too busy looking behind him as he crossed the road, he got clipped by a car and landed a sore one on the ground. I think he got lucky in that he wasn't hurt too badly (no broken bones). I just found it funny that he did get quite hurt, nicked for shop lifting and caught on CCTV. I don't think he'll be doing that again in a hurry. Fall broken by a 18 pack of bog roll he’d pinched? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cairneyhill Jambo Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 A guy recently tried to hold up the Bank of Scotland in Dunfermline. He had a pillow case over his head to protect his identity but forgot to put holes in it so he could see. The rest is history. https://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/18257616.man-jailed-armed-raid-bank-scotland-dunfermline/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlimOzturk Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 Guy might have been desperate. Wouldn't judge or laugh at someone until you know their situation. It was Sainsbury's he was stealing from they will hardly miss it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 6 hours ago, AlimOzturk said: Guy might have been desperate. Wouldn't judge or laugh at someone until you know their situation. It was Sainsbury's he was stealing from they will hardly miss it. Doesn't make it right, tho, does it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmarkus1981 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 On 15/03/2020 at 11:42, Vlad Magic said: There’s a video kicking about on social media of a couple of scroats who have nicked a car then crashed it. One of them is getting chased and somehow gets knocked into a brick wall taking the top of it off with his head. Very satisfying watch 👍 https://reddit.app.link/H2fE68ZsQ4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 On 15/03/2020 at 11:20, westbow said: Bet he had a man bun. bit harsh, no i dont have one.😏. people eh, beyond me at times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWJ Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 14 hours ago, Cairneyhill Jambo said: A guy recently tried to hold up the Bank of Scotland in Dunfermline. He had a pillow case over his head to protect his identity but forgot to put holes in it so he could see. The rest is history. https://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/18257616.man-jailed-armed-raid-bank-scotland-dunfermline/ It was a farcical attempt but must have been terrifying for the people involved - especially if he had a cleaver. Scary though how far his life had gone down the pan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 10 hours ago, mrmarkus1981 said: https://reddit.app.link/H2fE68ZsQ4 On 15/03/2020 at 11:42, Vlad Magic said: There’s a video kicking about on social media of a couple of scroats who have nicked a car then crashed it. One of them is getting chased and somehow gets knocked into a brick wall taking the top of it off with his head. Very satisfying watch 👍 It was indeed a very satisfying watch. It brought a wee smile in yet another gloomy day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trotter Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 3 hours ago, luckyBatistuta said: It was indeed a very satisfying watch. It brought a wee smile in yet another gloomy day. Particularly the slo-mo replay. You can almost see the consciousness leaving the body. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 4 hours ago, trotter said: Particularly the slo-mo replay. You can almost see the consciousness leaving the body. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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