TheBigTeam Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 I was out with my mate at lava and ignite on Friday night and we met a couple of dirtys.Took them down the meadows had a wee kiss with them.Now were being stalked big time texts emails they won't take the hint.Anyone know any good hitmen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Kidd Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 Spit Roast them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 Get them pimped/pumped whatever! It's your own stupid fault, it's what flirt divert was invented for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dodethejambo Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 I was out with my mate at lava and ignite on Friday night and we met a couple of dirtys.Took them down the meadows had a wee kiss with them.Now were being stalked big time texts emails they won't take the hint.Anyone know any good hitmen? First rule of one night stands, NEVER give your real name or phone number Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest S.U.S.S. Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 I was out with my mate at lava and ignite on Friday night and we met a couple of dirtys.Took them down the meadows had a wee kiss with them.Now were being stalked big time texts emails they won't take the hint.Anyone know any good hitmen? Any pictures? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incompetnce Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 You know O2 and Orange do those 5 / 10 free SIM card offers for a reason right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Future's Maroon Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 :4_1_72::4_1_72: Spit Roast them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 Get them pumped Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie fenwick Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 ive the same prob with jm,s bint:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Weathers Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 PUMPED GORGIE RULE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stawberry2 Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 I was out with my mate at lava and ignite on Friday night and we met a couple of dirtys.Took them down the meadows had a wee kiss with them.Now were being stalked big time texts emails they won't take the hint.Anyone know any good hitmen?[/ Now i know why you have not answered my emails, i thought u loved me? by the way i`m kidding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo 71 Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 ive the same prob with jm,s bint:eek: aye you wish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 First rule of one night stands, NEVER give your real name or phone number So how do you go back for a second pumping if you cant contact them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 ive the same prob with jm,s bint:eek: You gotta watch her mate, I caught her asking for the paper lads phone number the other day so she could stalk him too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadows Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 i would like to point out i had no part in this sordid tale;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo 71 Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 i would like to point out i had no part in this sordid tale;) You sound so guilty with that statement:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dryJTlaw Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 i would like to point out i had no part in this sordid tale;) was that you pulling another 'muscle' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadows Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 was that you pulling another 'muscle' If you have no kitchens to fit,you can repair your front door!!! Brings down the tone of the street:embarassed: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadows Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 You sound so guilty with that statement:) It was the part...."took them down, The Meadows had a wee kiss with them" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 Invite them to an evening of Bukkake, they'll either turn up expecting chinese or never get in touch again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 Invite them to an evening of Bukkake, they'll either turn up expecting chinese or never get in touch again. Is that like fondue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dryJTlaw Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 If you have no kitchens to fit,you can repair your front door!!! Brings down the tone of the street:embarassed: is that not a job for the one legged landlord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beavis Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 I was out with my mate at lava and ignite on Friday night and we met a couple of dirtys.Took them down the meadows had a wee kiss with them.Now were being stalked big time texts emails they won't take the hint.Anyone know any good hitmen? FFS I'm actually embarrassed you support the same footy team as me. Unless the word kiss is now slang for sex. Why the hell did you take them all the way to the meadows for a ****ing kiss. You giving them your phone number is one thing but your email as well A kiss if that is all you got then these girls they really are the worst dirtys ever. hope this helps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 Invite them to an evening of Bukkake, they'll either turn up expecting chinese or never get in touch again. You have to be the most depraved, warped, lebidinous, lascivious poster on here. Keep up the good work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Kidd Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 Invite them to an evening of Bukkake, they'll either turn up expecting chinese or never get in touch again. You stood me up last Friday and I am never giving you advice free of charge again. Fud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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