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Jambo-Jimbo

If not this, it'll be something else as there are way too many humans anyway, only a matter of time before Mother Nature comes up with a way of cutting the numbers down.

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Cruyff

This comes from those dirty *******s eating masked palm civets, they are like Lima type creatures. 

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Ray Gin

Wuhan got this all in check.

 

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Zico
55 minutes ago, Ray Gin said:

Wuhan got this all in check.

 

:lol:

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AlphonseCapone

Nah, not on this occasion. But it'll happen. 

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Ray Gin
52 minutes ago, Zico said:

:lol:

 

Wasn't expecting anyone to pick up on that obscure 90s hip hop reference tbh :D 

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AlimOzturk
6 hours ago, Ray Gin said:

 

Wasn't expecting anyone to pick up on that obscure 90s hip hop reference tbh :D 

 

Busta rhymes

 

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ri Alban
17 hours ago, Ray Gin said:

Wuhan got this all in check.

 

Dirty.....

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Ray Gin
15 hours ago, AlimOzturk said:

 

Busta rhymes

 

 

:thumbsup: 

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Mikey1874

Early days

 

But in terms of scenarios the Terminator one is more likely 

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Jambo-Jimbo

Two people who flew in from Wuhan are being tested for the virus in Scotland.

 

That's all the information just now, no doubts more will become available in the coming hours.

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Jambo-Jimbo

Make that 4 people being testing in Scotland now.

 

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Mr 3 Putt

Hopefully happens before the end of the season so we don't get relegated...

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Jambo-Jimbo
3 minutes ago, Mr 3 Putt said:

Hopefully happens before the end of the season so we don't get relegated...

 

The SFA would bring forward the end of the season just to be spiteful.

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Mac_fae_Gillie

I'll be OK I've had man flu and survived..

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Ray Gin
2 hours ago, Jambo-Jimbo said:

Make that 4 people being testing in Scotland now.

 

 

3 in Edinburgh

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Dusk_Till_Dawn

RIP

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Nucky Thompson

That's my mind made up, it's haggis on Saturday instead of Chinese take away

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Zlatanable
On 22/01/2020 at 13:05, AlphonseCapone said:

Nah, not on this occasion. But it'll happen. 

another #truthbomb 

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Ray Gin
On 22/01/2020 at 11:28, Cruyff said:

This comes from those dirty *******s eating masked palm civets, they are like Lima type creatures. 

 

Bats or snakes the likely source.

 

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Cruyff
1 hour ago, Ray Gin said:

 

Bats or snakes the likely source.

 

Dirty, manky, gits. 

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Dusk_Till_Dawn
1 hour ago, Ray Gin said:

 

Bats or snakes the likely source.

 


They believe some right shite in China. 

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Jeff

isn't it coming up for the year of the rat?

 

conspiracy theorists will be loving this

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Mikey1874
3 hours ago, Ray Gin said:

 

Bats or snakes the likely source.

 

 

Was wondering why these things start in China. 

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Sooperstar

I'm in Thailand. There are Chinese tourists everywhere. I have been feeling a bit chesty for a few days. Am I dying?

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Tazio

There is quite a lot of Chinese people in my neighbourhood. I’m pretty much doomed. 

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Jambo-Jimbo
18 minutes ago, Tazio said:

There is quite a lot of Chinese people in my neighbourhood. I’m pretty much doomed. 

 

No as doomed as I am, I had a bottle of the stuff last night.

 

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Sawdust Caesar

At work I sit beside a guy who last week flew out to China for 3 weeks. He's a smoker and coughs a lot so if he gets back in the country and doesn't get quarantined I'll be shocked. If he turns up for work coughing and spluttering I won't know if it's the cigs or the virus that's causing it. Now wishing I'd saved some leave instead of taking time of at new year.

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Craig_
1 hour ago, Sooperstar said:

I'm in Thailand. There are Chinese tourists everywhere. I have been feeling a bit chesty for a few days. Am I dying?

 #prayforsooperstar

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AlphonseCapone
1 hour ago, Sooperstar said:

I'm in Thailand. There are Chinese tourists everywhere. I have been feeling a bit chesty for a few days. Am I dying?

 

Fingers crossed. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That you're OK, obviously. 

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Mac_fae_Gillie
20 hours ago, Nucky Thompson said:

That's my mind made up, it's haggis on Saturday instead of Chinese take away

Fear of death always good to help swing any vote.

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jake

People die of the flu every year.

 

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Jambo-Jimbo
7 minutes ago, jake said:

People die of the flu every year.

 

 

Indeed.

 

Sars killed around about 800

Ebola killed around about 12,000

Influenza kills over 600,000 every year

 

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davemclaren

We are overdue a good pandemic to be fair. 

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Irufushi

Bat soup wtf is wrong with them 🤢

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Space Mackerel

Just been up the shops for cough mixture...

 

and 20 Regal and a bottle of malt whisky.

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bobsharp

Drug stores here are running out of face masks as they are being bought in bulk and sent to people in China. Vancouver airport is a major terminal for arrivals from China, there precautions are being carried out in a very serious and diligent manner.

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Old Blue Eyes
35 minutes ago, Space Mackerel said:

Just been up the shops for cough mixture...

 

and 20 Regal and a bottle of malt whisky.

 

Regal and malt, cough mixture right there...enjoy!

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Old Blue Eyes
1 hour ago, Irufushi said:

Bat soup wtf is wrong with them 🤢

 

You tasted it?

 

I'll raise you potted heid, tongue, tripe (well named), sweetbreads FFS, trotters, mince (well named again) and Special K, what's wrong with us?

Edited by Old Blue Eyes

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Jambo-Jimbo
1 hour ago, Irufushi said:

Bat soup wtf is wrong with them 🤢

 

Probably say the same about us, Haggis anyone.

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Old Blue Eyes
13 minutes ago, Jambo-Jimbo said:

 

Probably say the same about us, Haggis anyone.

 

Haggis? Apart from the bone meal rattling ma fillings, it's fine.

 

Haggi, turni & tatti, pronounced "aye" beautiful.

Edited by Old Blue Eyes

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jake
1 hour ago, davemclaren said:

We are overdue a good pandemic to be fair. 

Also Yellowstone is overdue.

Exciting times 😄

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Felix Lighter

 

😁

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Old Blue Eyes
4 minutes ago, jake said:

Also Yellowstone is overdue.

Exciting times 😄

 

Yellowstone is a swell place right enough.

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jake
4 minutes ago, Old Blue Eyes said:

 

Yellowstone is a swell place right enough.

Sure is partner 

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