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Nipped in to Tesco off Glasgow Road, bought a can of juice and headed to the self serve, where the receipt was still attached from the previous customer. What was on said receipt, you may ask? 

 

KY jelly

Lubricant

Greetings Card

 

Either someone is in for a fun birthday/anniversary or there's some freaky ass retirement/leaving do/wake going down. 

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Auld Reekin'
5 minutes ago, Normthebarman said:

Nipped in to Tesco off Glasgow Road, bought a can of juice and headed to the self serve, where the receipt was still attached from the previous customer. What was on said receipt, you may ask? 

 

KY jelly

Lubricant

Greetings Card

 

Either someone is in for a fun birthday/anniversary or there's some freaky ass retirement/leaving do/wake going down. 

 

And in what order were they, erm, "presented" in d'you think...???   :huh:  :ermm:   :biker:

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chester copperpot
14 minutes ago, Normthebarman said:

Nipped in to Tesco off Glasgow Road, bought a can of juice and headed to the self serve, where the receipt was still attached from the previous customer. What was on said receipt, you may ask? 

 

KY jelly

Lubricant

Greetings Card

 

Either someone is in for a fun birthday/anniversary or there's some freaky ass retirement/leaving do/wake going down. 

 

 

Norm is trying to get some action the night.

 

Good luck pal, otherwise another night of 💦💦

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gjcc

Reminds me when I worked in a pub & restaurant. Head chef sent the KP to the shop with the following list...

 

“A cucumber

Skooshy cream 

dulcolax

Duct tape”

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TheStig

I worked night shift in tesco years ago. A young lad came upto me and asked where the condoms were. Well mate we are in the cheese aisle so i doubt you'll get them here 😂. Showed him the way to them then he was on his way, hope he had a good night.

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milky_26
4 minutes ago, TheStig said:

I worked night shift in tesco years ago. A young lad came upto me and asked where the condoms were. Well mate we are in the cheese aisle so i doubt you'll get them here 😂. Showed him the way to them then he was on his way, hope he had a good night.

if he had that much difficulty finding the condoms he would have no chance finding the ahem other place

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TheStig
1 minute ago, milky_26 said:

if he had that much difficulty finding the condoms he would have no chance finding the ahem other place

Probably still at it now.

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mutley

Wife found the receipt in his pocket and this is him trying to say “ look I found it in the machine, I’ve even posted about it on kickback”

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Cade

What kind of greetings card was it?

"Happy Birthday Mum" puts a very different spin on things than "Congrats on a new job"

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Victorian
13 minutes ago, mutley said:

Wife found the receipt in his pocket and this is him trying to say “ look I found it in the machine, I’ve even posted about it on kickback”

 

Correct.   Probably being interrogated about the discrepancy between the timing of the discovery of the receipt and the Kickback post.   

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been here before
1 hour ago, Normthebarman said:

Nipped in to Tesco off Glasgow Road, bought a can of juice and headed to the self serve, where the receipt was still attached from the previous customer. What was on said receipt, you may ask? 

 

KY jelly

Lubricant

Greetings Card

 

Either someone is in for a fun birthday/anniversary or there's some freaky ass retirement/leaving do/wake going down. 

 

KY Jelly and lube?

 

Dear me someone/thing must be arid to say the least

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Normthebarman
16 minutes ago, Cade said:

What kind of greetings card was it?

"Happy Birthday Mum" puts a very different spin on things than "Congrats on a new job"

It just said Greetings Card. That's what got my mind wandering.

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Horatio Caine
12 hours ago, Cade said:

What kind of greetings card was it?

"Happy Birthday Mum" puts a very different spin on things than "Congrats on a new job"

Bloody Hibs supporters...

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milky_26
11 minutes ago, Horatio Caine said:

Bloody Hibs supporters...

cheap git should also have got her a happy birthday sister card

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iantjambo
15 hours ago, Normthebarman said:

Nipped in to Tesco off Glasgow Road, bought a can of juice and headed to the self serve, where the receipt was still attached from the previous customer. What was on said receipt, you may ask? 

 

KY jelly

Lubricant

Greetings Card

 

Either someone is in for a fun birthday/anniversary or there's some freaky ass retirement/leaving do/wake going down. 

 

You steal my Tesco points and I’ll hunt you down ya ****!

 

 

:D

 

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