Normthebarman Posted September 20, 2019 Nipped in to Tesco off Glasgow Road, bought a can of juice and headed to the self serve, where the receipt was still attached from the previous customer. What was on said receipt, you may ask? KY jelly Lubricant Greetings Card Either someone is in for a fun birthday/anniversary or there's some freaky ass retirement/leaving do/wake going down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Auld Reekin' Posted September 20, 2019 5 minutes ago, Normthebarman said: Nipped in to Tesco off Glasgow Road, bought a can of juice and headed to the self serve, where the receipt was still attached from the previous customer. What was on said receipt, you may ask? KY jelly Lubricant Greetings Card Either someone is in for a fun birthday/anniversary or there's some freaky ass retirement/leaving do/wake going down. And in what order were they, erm, "presented" in d'you think...??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chester copperpot Posted September 20, 2019 14 minutes ago, Normthebarman said: Nipped in to Tesco off Glasgow Road, bought a can of juice and headed to the self serve, where the receipt was still attached from the previous customer. What was on said receipt, you may ask? KY jelly Lubricant Greetings Card Either someone is in for a fun birthday/anniversary or there's some freaky ass retirement/leaving do/wake going down. Norm is trying to get some action the night. Good luck pal, otherwise another night of ✊✊💦💦 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gjcc Posted September 20, 2019 Reminds me when I worked in a pub & restaurant. Head chef sent the KP to the shop with the following list... “A cucumber Skooshy cream dulcolax Duct tape” Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr 3 Putt Posted September 20, 2019 I worked night shift in tesco years ago. A young lad came upto me and asked where the condoms were. Well mate we are in the cheese aisle so i doubt you'll get them here 😂. Showed him the way to them then he was on his way, hope he had a good night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
milky_26 Posted September 20, 2019 4 minutes ago, TheStig said: I worked night shift in tesco years ago. A young lad came upto me and asked where the condoms were. Well mate we are in the cheese aisle so i doubt you'll get them here 😂. Showed him the way to them then he was on his way, hope he had a good night. if he had that much difficulty finding the condoms he would have no chance finding the ahem other place Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr 3 Putt Posted September 20, 2019 1 minute ago, milky_26 said: if he had that much difficulty finding the condoms he would have no chance finding the ahem other place Probably still at it now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutley Posted September 20, 2019 Wife found the receipt in his pocket and this is him trying to say “ look I found it in the machine, I’ve even posted about it on kickback” Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cade Posted September 20, 2019 What kind of greetings card was it? "Happy Birthday Mum" puts a very different spin on things than "Congrats on a new job" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Victorian Posted September 20, 2019 13 minutes ago, mutley said: Wife found the receipt in his pocket and this is him trying to say “ look I found it in the machine, I’ve even posted about it on kickback” Correct. Probably being interrogated about the discrepancy between the timing of the discovery of the receipt and the Kickback post. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
been here before Posted September 20, 2019 1 hour ago, Normthebarman said: Nipped in to Tesco off Glasgow Road, bought a can of juice and headed to the self serve, where the receipt was still attached from the previous customer. What was on said receipt, you may ask? KY jelly Lubricant Greetings Card Either someone is in for a fun birthday/anniversary or there's some freaky ass retirement/leaving do/wake going down. KY Jelly and lube? Dear me someone/thing must be arid to say the least Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Normthebarman Posted September 20, 2019 16 minutes ago, Cade said: What kind of greetings card was it? "Happy Birthday Mum" puts a very different spin on things than "Congrats on a new job" It just said Greetings Card. That's what got my mind wandering. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Horatio Caine Posted September 21, 2019 12 hours ago, Cade said: What kind of greetings card was it? "Happy Birthday Mum" puts a very different spin on things than "Congrats on a new job" Bloody Hibs supporters... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
milky_26 Posted September 21, 2019 11 minutes ago, Horatio Caine said: Bloody Hibs supporters... cheap git should also have got her a happy birthday sister card Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iantjambo Posted September 21, 2019 15 hours ago, Normthebarman said: Nipped in to Tesco off Glasgow Road, bought a can of juice and headed to the self serve, where the receipt was still attached from the previous customer. What was on said receipt, you may ask? KY jelly Lubricant Greetings Card Either someone is in for a fun birthday/anniversary or there's some freaky ass retirement/leaving do/wake going down. You steal my Tesco points and I’ll hunt you down ya ****! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
