luckyBatistuta Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 8 minutes ago, Cruyff Turn said: I like mushrooms but that looks 🤢 It’s bloody expensive too, i won a giant tin of the stuff at a Chinese New Year party, loads of folk were well jealous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanks said no Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 Green things Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Les Izemore Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 2 hours ago, Dino Velvet said: Are you that kid in the news that went blind from a diet of chips and pringles? No. I don’t like Pringles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobmisterdobster Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 Mushrooms. Absolutely revolting. Not fit for human consumption imo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruyff Turn Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 3 minutes ago, luckyBatistuta said: It’s bloody expensive too, i won a giant tin of the stuff at a Chinese New Year party, loads of folk were well jealous. I’ve seen some weird shit in China. Food markets with Whale boabies, millions of live frogs in cages, tanks with mad live sea creatures and folk just picking like a live Octopus out a tank like it’s normal . 🤷🏼♂️ Always wondered why folk there walk their cats on a lead I like Chinese food but I must be the only dude that’s went to China and ate McDonalds and Pizza for 2 weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 3 minutes ago, dobmisterdobster said: Mushrooms. Absolutely revolting. Not fit for human consumption imo. You need to try Shiitakes before you give up on them, lovely👌 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 1 minute ago, Cruyff Turn said: I’ve seen some weird shit in China. Food markets with Whale boabies, millions of live frogs in cages, tanks with mad live sea creatures and folk just picking like a live Octopus out a tank like it’s normal . 🤷🏼♂️ Always wondered why folk there walk their cats on a lead I like Chinese food but I must be the only dude that’s went to China and ate McDonalds and Pizza for 2 weeks. ‘Nope, you’re not alone, I found everything pretty bland tbh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Muddie Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 Hope I don't offend anyone, but KFC. Everything about it gives me the boke. Tried it a few times never really enjoyed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maple Leaf Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 2 hours ago, luckyBatistuta said: You need to try Shiitakes before you give up on them, lovely👌 Agreed, and Portobello mushrooms are superb. Use them instead of a hamburger patty. Excellent!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 10 hours ago, Craig_ said: This stuff makes me want to vomit: Nah, not having that. Lovely economy dinner. 2 boxes of it dished up on a bed of buttered toast, with plenty salt and pepper. The mutts nuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plank Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 ^^ Used to be called Kraft dinner in my household. Not sure if its made by Kraft these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moz Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 10 hours ago, Cruyff Turn said: Tofu Marzipan 🤮 Tomato Soup - looks like blood and tastes like blood 🤢 Pork Chops - like chewing rubber Beef Stew - Pedigree chum Donnar meat - bits of eyes and bum hole 🤮 Prawn Cocktail Crisps Mr Kiplings Cherry bakewells Nooo....one of the most wonderful cake treats out there..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 13 hours ago, Plank said: Olives. Probably the only food i dont touch but at a push would eat it, was brought up to eat anything. From tripe, liver, tongue, fish, all meats, all veg, love onions as well and tomatoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crunchy frog Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 10 hours ago, Les Izemore said: All meat and seafood. All brassica vegetables. Mushrooms and asparagus. Tofu or Quorn. TVP or any pretend meat. White bread. ‘Plastic’ cheese. Sponge cake. Custard, rice or any ‘creamy’ pudding. What do you actually eat? 😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjcc Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 3 minutes ago, crunchy frog said: What do you actually eat? 😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 8 hours ago, The Frenchman Returns said: Green things Especially snotters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey J J Jr Shabadoo Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 Bacon, salami, pretty much any processed meat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 5 minutes ago, Joey J J Jr Shabadoo said: Bacon, salami, pretty much any processed meat. Bacon, one of the best smells ever😊 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 12 hours ago, Craig_ said: This stuff makes me want to vomit: Ohhh, I’m not having that. Cheesy Pasta is a guilty pleasure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheile Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 Coleslaw. Looks like dog vomit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim747 Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 Anything that lives in water Avocado Tofu Marmite Yoghurt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plank Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 20 minutes ago, iantjambo said: Ohhh, I’m not having that. Cheesy Pasta is a guilty pleasure Mate, i dont even feel guilty 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjcc Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 45 minutes ago, Joey J J Jr Shabadoo said: Bacon, salami, pretty much any processed meat. I like chorizo but had a free trial with Hello Fresh the other week the meals were lovely except I had to pick what I can only describe as obvious shards of bone from the chorizo. I’m not so keen on chorizo now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 I'll eat almost anything. Some things off-limits include bull penis (china), Balut (phillipines, fertilized duck egg embryo, eaten whole), live octopus (Japan, obviously) and the sardinian cheese Casu Marzu (contains live maggots). All of these foods have nothing to do with flavour but are eaten by weird men who can't get a ride trying to prove something to someone. Absolute arsewipes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig_ Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 No wonder we're the sick man of Europe, given no-one seems to eat vegetables and you're all lovers of Cheesy Pasta... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King prawn Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 This was the wrong thread to look at whilst eating my lunch 🤮 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobboM Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 Cheese. Foul stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobmisterdobster Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 Cheesy Pasta? Why not just make proper Macaroni Cheese? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 I like my porridge. I make it with water and salt. Folk have been telling me to try various different toppings and flavourings and, until today, I steadfastly ignored them. Today, I made my porridge wtih almond milk and flavoured it with cinnamon (as advised). It was fokkin' horrible. It was ganting. I will never listen to those people ever again on any subject matter as they are clearly deranged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey J J Jr Shabadoo Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 4 hours ago, gjcc said: I like chorizo but had a free trial with Hello Fresh the other week the meals were lovely except I had to pick what I can only describe as obvious shards of bone from the chorizo. I’m not so keen on chorizo now. I remember the rumours it was made from donkey meat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey J J Jr Shabadoo Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 4 hours ago, luckyBatistuta said: Bacon, one of the best smells ever😊 Agreed, I just don't eat the stuff anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 Marzipan Liver/kidney Popcorn KFC Beetroot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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iantjambo Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 3 hours ago, Craig_ said: No wonder we're the sick man of Europe, given no-one seems to eat vegetables and you're all lovers of Cheesy Pasta... I like veg with my Cheesy Pasta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maple Leaf Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 5 hours ago, jim747 said: Anything that lives in water Avocado Tofu Marmite Yoghurt So hippopotamus is out then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 1 hour ago, Joey J J Jr Shabadoo said: Agreed, I just don't eat the stuff anymore. Crispy bacon, all that burnt protein...gotta watch out for those compounds like polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons and heterocyclic amines though😞 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InNothingWeTrust Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 Raisins 🤮 Not a food as such, but anything aniseed flavour 🤮 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 2 minutes ago, jonesy said: Blue waffles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey J J Jr Shabadoo Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, luckyBatistuta said: Crispy bacon, all that burnt protein...gotta watch out for those compounds like polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons and heterocyclic amines though😞 Aye. The culinary equivalent of smoking a fag. Edited September 4, 2019 by Joey J J Jr Shabadoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 2 hours ago, martoon said: Aye the chicken one's not too good. The steak and steak & ale ones are lovely though. The slimy stuff under the pastry is the best bit. I quite fancy one now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lovecraft Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 Avocado Used to hate olives too, but gave them a chance and the green ones are nice mixed in with other things. Gave Avocado plenty chances, but it's just ****ing horrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lovecraft Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 6 hours ago, Cade said: I'll eat almost anything. Some things off-limits include bull penis (china), Balut (phillipines, fertilized duck egg embryo, eaten whole), live octopus (Japan, obviously) and the sardinian cheese Casu Marzu (contains live maggots). All of these foods have nothing to do with flavour but are eaten by weird men who can't get a ride trying to prove something to someone. Absolute arsewipes. Probably just the international equivalent of the areholes here that order stupid hot curries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusk_Till_Dawn Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 Boiled Eggs are rancid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maple Leaf Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 57 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: I recall a good few years back eating a whole can of Campbell's Meatballs in gravy, with chips and baked beans. I reckon the farts I produced were probably the worst known to man. The stench was feckin staggering. 14 minutes ago, Dusk_Till_Dawn said: Boiled Eggs are rancid Some would say that the smells are similar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjcc Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 1 hour ago, jonnothejambo said: I recall a good few years back eating a whole can of Campbell's Meatballs in gravy, with chips and baked beans. I reckon the farts I produced were probably the worst known to man. The stench was feckin staggering. That’s my lunch shopping list sorted for the next time the missus annoys me. Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The White Cockade Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 liver sprouts celery spam butter beans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crunchy frog Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 I'll think I'll just have a cornetto instead thanks anyway mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjcc Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 6 minutes ago, crunchy frog said: I'll think I'll just have a cornetto instead thanks anyway mate not sure if I would go for the chocolate or strawberry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 (edited) 4 hours ago, Lemongrab said: Aye the chicken one's not too good. The steak and steak & ale ones are lovely though. The slimy stuff under the pastry is the best bit. I quite fancy one now. That’s the bit that used to do it for me, used to drive my mum nuts at the store every week asking if I could get another one (whole one for myself) I kid you not with this, but I know someone who used to quarter one of them for dinner, WTF!!! I wouldn’t touch one now though. 3 hours ago, Dusk_Till_Dawn said: Boiled Eggs are rancid Whit!!! eggs in any form are the business away an boil yer heed man 😜 Edited September 4, 2019 by luckyBatistuta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
80bob Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 The watery bit of Heinz tomato sauce pre cum if you don’t shake the bottle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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