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Tofu 

Marzipan 🤮

Tomato Soup - looks like blood and tastes like blood 🤢

Pork Chops - like chewing rubber 

Beef Stew - Pedigree chum

Donnar meat - bits of eyes and bum hole 🤮

Prawn Cocktail Crisps

Mr Kiplings Cherry bakewells 

 

 

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17 minutes ago, Cruyff Turn said:

Hmmm yumm 

 

I shamefully am partial to Kraft pasta as well.

 

I know it's horrific... but stick it on buttered toast and you're in heaven.

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All roads lead to Gorgie

Not food but Red Bush Tea ( Rooibos) I tried once and won't be doing that again, yuck! 

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All meat and seafood. 

 

All brassica vegetables. 

 

Mushrooms and asparagus. 

 

Tofu or Quorn. 

 

TVP or any pretend meat. 

 

White bread. 

 

‘Plastic’ cheese. 

 

Sponge cake. 

 

Custard, rice or any ‘creamy’ pudding. 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Craig_ said:

This stuff makes me want to vomit:

 

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I've tried them; they're utter shite.  This however, is the king of instant macaroni.  A whole country can't be wrong!

 

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28 minutes ago, BarneyBattles said:

 

Arctic jambo is basically going to visit you and club you to death with his baby seal mashing club. 

 

He’s raised an entire family on this stuff. 

:lol: You're right!

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33 minutes ago, Tynieman said:

 

I shamefully am partial to Kraft pasta as well.

 

I know it's horrific... but stick it on buttered toast and you're in heaven.

Indeed, I know it’s horrific, I can make better myself, but it’s so quick and easy and it fills a hole. 

 

9 minutes ago, crunchy frog said:

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Jew ear juice? :laugh: Tell us more.

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22 minutes ago, Les Izemore said:

All meat and seafood. 

 

All brassica vegetables. 

 

Mushrooms and asparagus. 

 

Tofu or Quorn. 

 

TVP or any pretend meat. 

 

White bread. 

 

‘Plastic’ cheese. 

 

Sponge cake. 

 

Custard, rice or any ‘creamy’ pudding. 

 

 

 

Are you that kid in the news that went blind from a diet of chips and pringles? 

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Most fish and seafood for me: Tuna, Prawns, Shrimp, Scampi and the like...Just awful stuff.

 

Never had it but honestly don't think I could ever being myself to eat duck (or a host of other meats for that matter) 

 

As I type I realise I'm just a fussy **** and id be quicker listing stuff that doesn't absolutely repulse me

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Celery

raw cheese

peanuts

Never tried tripe but just don't fancy it.

don't mind fish until I find a bone then be as well chucking in the bin

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4 hours ago, Der Kaiser said:

Jelly. 

 

Its ****ing despicable. I dont even want to be in the same room as it as I'll puke. Seriously. Big style

 

I also hate clowns. Not so much a fear but they give me real feelings of rage. I just want to crack their stupid skulls open.

 

I often wonder if I've suppressed a childhood trauma from a party.

I thought I was alone. Watched the kids get fed it once and came within a bawhair of getting child services on the phone, apparently feeding that to them "doesn't count as abuse"

 

:seething:

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32 minutes ago, All roads lead to Gorgie said:

Not food but Red Bush Tea ( Rooibos) I tried once and won't be doing that again, yuck! 

Tried it in South Africa not knowing what it was.

 

Vile.

 

Ye olde breakfast tea equivalent and nothing else.

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1 hour ago, Maple Leaf said:

I tried frogs' legs once.  Wouldn't say they were disgusting, but I won't be trying them again. 

Taste of chicken.  Apparently.  :rolleyes:

 

Have you had snails, Ron?  They are actually pretty good.

 

 

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1 hour ago, Lemongrab said:

I don't know what happened to them. They used to be nice, but the tin I bought last year were pure bowfin. They must have changed the recipe, or something. :angel: 

 

If anything they’ll have “improved” the recipe over the years. Probably fewer bum holes in them now. 

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17 minutes ago, jambostuart said:

Fishcakes. Can't stand them.

Try Thai fish cakes, especially in Bangkok. 

 

You’ll change your opinion. :thumbsup:

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27 minutes ago, Morgan said:

Taste of chicken.  Apparently.  :rolleyes:

 

Have you had snails, Ron?  They are actually pretty good.

 

 

 

Yes, baked in garlic butter.  I agree that they're OK ... maybe a bit chewy.

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26 minutes ago, crunchy frog said:

A Chinese "delicacy" made out of the sap of black mushroom

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Ohh, Reminds me of another Chinese delicacy,

 

The 100 year egg

 

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Yum 🤢

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10 minutes ago, Cruyff Turn said:

Ohh, Reminds me of another Chinese delicacy,

 

The 100 year egg

 

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Yum 🤢

 

Yummy! Chase it down with a nice chunk of casu marzu. 

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1 hour ago, Dino Velvet said:

 

Are you that kid in the news that went blind from a diet of chips and pringles? 

 

:lol: 

 

Think you’re right, he’s still not answered :lol:

 

2 hours ago, DETTY29 said:

Prawn Cocktail flavoured crisps.

 

You’re a wrong un 

 

3 hours ago, indianajones said:

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Holy mother of god, that is probably the most disgusting food thing I’ve ever seen🤮

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Used to absolutely love the pastry on these when I was a kid. I bought one a few years back to rekindle my love for them. OMG!!! i felt like I was eating a can of dog food.

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17 minutes ago, Cruyff Turn said:

Ohh, Reminds me of another Chinese delicacy,

 

The 100 year egg

 

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Yum 🤢

Bootiful. Really bootiful.

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6 minutes ago, luckyBatistuta said:

Eaten plenty of these, not so much disgusting, just bland and pointless for me.

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I’ve eaten a few of them as well, but they looked a bit better than that. 😉🙃😝

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1 minute ago, Cruyff Turn said:

I’ve eaten a few of them as well, but they looked a bit better than that. 😉🙃😝

 

Knew it wouldn’t be long🙄😂

 

 

Here’s another picture of them

 

 

 

 

 

 

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11 minutes ago, luckyBatistuta said:

Used to absolutely love the pastry on these when I was a kid. I bought one a few years back to rekindle my love for them. OMG!!! i felt like I was eating a can of dog food.

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How'd ye know?  :interehjrling:

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1 minute ago, ri Alban said:

How'd ye know?  :interehjrling:

 

You mean to say you’ve never eaten a can of dog food before🙀🙀🙀. You’ll not see anyone put that up here, mmm, mmm

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3 minutes ago, luckyBatistuta said:

 

Knew it wouldn’t be long🙄😂

 

 

Here’s another picture of them

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Thought I’d get in before Jonno. 😁

 

WTF is it, a sea snail or something?

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3 minutes ago, Cruyff Turn said:

Thought I’d get in before Jonno. 😁

 

WTF is it, a sea snail or something?

 

Abalone, a delicacy in China, don’t get it, like eating a bland mushroom.

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14 minutes ago, luckyBatistuta said:

 

Abalone, a delicacy in China, don’t get it, like eating a bland mushroom.

I like mushrooms but that looks 🤢

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