highlandjambo3 Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 It’s early and I am bored.......As the title says. I’ll start us off: Punt the ball up to big Uche: 大きなウチェに公園をパント Ōkina uche ni kōen o panto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 Its Glasgow, don't bother claiming for anything そのグラスゴー、何も主張する気にしないでください Sono gurasugō, nani mo shuchō suru kinishinaide kudasai Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlandjambo3 Posted August 31, 2019 Author Share Posted August 31, 2019 Morning Shaggy..... (careful this is not lost in translation mods 😅) 朝の毛むくじゃら Asa no kemukujara Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboAndrew Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 小さいのチームを嵌めよ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboAndrew Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 Chiisai no chimu wo hameyo Meaning: FTH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RudiHMFC Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 None of that fancy attacking shite today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allystrachan Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 FTH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboAndrew Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 小さいのチームざけんなよ Chiisai no chimu zakennayo Hibs, F off My Japanese is rusty, but this is fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboAndrew Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 Scott Brown = 糞惚け Kuseboke S*+- for brains Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboAndrew Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 4 minutes ago, Barack said: What is a Scott Brown? Or, 獣 Kedamono Brute, animal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboAndrew Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 1 minute ago, Barack said: What's the Japanese word for (rhymes with hunt...)? スコットブラウン Sukotto buraunn Or maybe you mean, マンコ Mannko Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 (edited) レベインを待っています Rebein o matteimasu Levein oot (sorry, someone had to post it). Edited August 31, 2019 by Marvin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyNic Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 PENALTY! ペナルティ Penaruti Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboAndrew Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 1 minute ago, AndyNic said: PENALTY! ペナルティ Penaruti グラスゴーでその単語をいらないよ。 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 (edited) マッデンあなたはペニスです Madden anata wa penisudesu: Madden you're a dick ####### M ## , Edited August 31, 2019 by Marvin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
His name is Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 Are you stupid ref. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Boy Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 Cut oot the fancy stuff Ryo, yer no at Man City now ffs! Git it in the ****ing mixer ffs, yer no Messi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Boy Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 53 minutes ago, Marvin said: レベインを待っています Rebein o matteimasu Levein oot (sorry, someone had to post it). 52 minutes ago, AndyNic said: PENALTY! ペナルティ Penaruti Interesting, isn’t it? All those Ls and Rs switching places. It’s almost as if it’s a perfectly legitimate quirk of the Japanese language, that translations to English throw up and highlight. 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William H. Bonney Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 **** off back to China. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboAndrew Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 1 minute ago, Icon of Symmetry said: Interesting, isn’t it? All those Ls and Rs switching places. It’s almost as if it’s a perfectly legitimate quirk of the Japanese language, that translations to English throw up and highlight. 🤔 There are less sounds in the Japanese language than English. So R doubles up as R and L when speaking something like English as there is originally no L in their phonetics.......I think. Leads to many interesting translations into English. Many times while I lived there I saw banners and signs advertising local politician`s 'Erection Rally' The flip is also true. The amount of laughable Kanji tatoos in the West was fascinating to my Japanese friends. The fun of language. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midloth_Iain Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 最も近いNANDOはどこですか Mottomo chikai NANDO wa dokodesu ka Wheres the nearest Nando's ? WHERE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Boy Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 Just now, JamboAndrew said: There are less sounds in the Japanese language than English. So R doubles up as R and L when speaking something like English as there is originally no L in their phonetics.......I think. Leads to many interesting translations into English. Many times while I lived there I saw banners and signs advertising local politician`s 'Erection Rally' The flip is also true. The amount of laughable Kanji tatoos in the West was fascinating to my Japanese friends. The fun of language. I know this very well myself mate. Not everyone does though. 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RudiHMFC Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 4 minutes ago, Icon of Symmetry said: I know this very well myself mate. Not everyone does though. 👍 I know as well because I'm really smart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Boy Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 2 minutes ago, RudiHMFC said: I know as well because I'm really smart. That’s good. Unfortunately there’s plenty around who maybe aren’t, so it’s good to highlight it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 Where is the medical team? That was a great point today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Dan Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 “Do Scottish refs always cheat?” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookie Bear Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 “Booooooooooooo” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlandjambo3 Posted August 31, 2019 Author Share Posted August 31, 2019 Is that his real hair....... 彼の本当の髪 Kare no hontō no kami Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 Gie's the fecking baw, ya prick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 Boooo! Craig Levein oot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Section Q Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 WEE-TEAM.....😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumpson Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 それは10だったはずです Sore wa 10datta hazudesu It should have been ten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letsalldothebeattie Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 Surely first one he needs to learn is When do we win? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 性交する Seikō suru: Feck the hibs # cf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 5 minutes ago, dumpson said: それは10だったはずです Sore wa 10datta hazudesu It should have been ten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jb102 Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 (edited) Anata no nama inger no ōkina otoko no nomimono o mimasu sees a drink of your ginger big man Uttered by Jim Hamilton to Stephane Adam at the Musselburgh races. Ginger?Wot is zis ginger? Edited August 31, 2019 by jb102 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swanny17 Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 From the Levein book of tactics: Defend! Defend! Defend! Track back! Punt it FFS! Play for draw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidjamesbottle Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 2 hours ago, Icon of Symmetry said: Cut oot the fancy stuff Ryo, yer no at Man City now ffs! Git it in the ****ing mixer ffs, yer no Messi. Laughed at that so accurate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 As long as he remembers to add an 'Ah so' before an opposition players name, he'll do alright. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J80MBO Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 Can this loan be cancelled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudy T Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 3 hours ago, Icon of Symmetry said: Cut oot the fancy stuff Ryo, yer no at Man City now ffs! Git it in the ****ing mixer ffs, yer no Messi. I swear if the old guy behind me tells him to get stuck in and stop fannying around I’ll boot him in the baws... been hearing it since Stevie Fulton was his player of choice for what is his favourite and only shout week in and week out, it’s a standing joke now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Boy Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Rudy T said: I swear if the old guy behind me tells him to get stuck in and stop fannying around I’ll boot him in the baws... been hearing it since Stevie Fulton was his player of choice for what is his favourite and only shout week in and week out, it’s a standing joke now! Yep. Those weren’t a couple of random suggestions, mate. I’ve heard many variants of both over the last thirty years or so. The player and team quoted in the oh-so-clever jibes changes depending who is the best player in the world, and the team a player has been at or loaned from. Edited August 31, 2019 by Icon of Symmetry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 4-6-0 again boss? もう一度フォーシックスゼロ? Mōichido fōshikkusuzero? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 31 minutes ago, Morgan said: 4-6-0 again boss? もう一度フォーシックスゼロ? Mōichido fōshikkusuzero? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brawlad74 Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 Please pass the ball to my feet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 あなたは角を埋めることを考えたことがありますか "Have you ever thought about filling in the corners?" ここから城が見えない "Why can't I see the castle from here?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 (edited) Nandos or Pizza Hut? ナンドスかピザ小屋? Nandosu ka piza koya? nandis n B Edited August 31, 2019 by iantjambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTT Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 what do you mean we do not pass it forward? 私たちはそれを前に渡さないとはどういう意味ですか Watashitachi wa sore o mae ni watasanai to wa dōiu imidesu ka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 “Where is the physio room?” 生理室はどこですか? Seiri-shitsu wa dokodesu ka? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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