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www.heartsfc.jp

 

**** me that’s cool! 

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neilnunb

Nice 😎

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ToqueJambo

Fast work! Needs more cartoon characters to be a genuine Japanese website though.

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Jeff

Would be interesting to see the traffic

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kila
1 minute ago, Jeff said:

Would be interesting to see the traffic

 

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Jeff
Just now, kila said:

 

RxyJKUkb.jpg

 

 

A lot of power rangers stuck down there

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TheStig

Is every ones face pixelated?

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kila
16 minutes ago, Jeff said:

 

A lot of power rangers stuck down there

 

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Noah Claypole

Tell you what.

 

That's sharp as a tack.

 

Very clever.

 

Jkb won't get it :rofl:

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Sagan
47 minutes ago, Pants Shaton said:

www.heartsfc.jp

 

**** me that’s cool! 

 

I'm liking it also. 

Just hope the boy isn't a failure, that would be embarrassing.

He looks light weight as **** but i'm excited about this one. It was Man City that scouted him! 

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Mauricio Pinilla

Imagine he turned out to be amazing 

 

:wow:

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Pants Shaton
Just now, Mauricio Pinilla said:

Imagine he turned out to be amazing 

 

:wow:

 

He will.  

 

And the Levein-ooters will be celebrating a great season with us happy clappers.

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Cruyff Turn

Better order more strips. 

 

Maybe JKB needs a Japanese section for all our new followers, get ahead of the game.

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RobNox
20 minutes ago, TheStig said:

Is every ones face pixelated?

 

mmm...giving away your browsing habits there Stig!

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Cruyff Turn
22 minutes ago, TheStig said:

Is every ones face pixelated?

Just ones wi beards :whistling:

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twjambo

Reminds me a bit of bobby prentice san. 

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RobNox

I hope we didn't splash a load out on this website

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The Future's Maroon
4 minutes ago, RobNox said:

 

mmm...giving away your browsing habits there Stig!

 

Great retort.....

 

3 minutes ago, Cruyff Turn said:

Just ones wi beards :whistling:

 

Even better reply!

 

 

Good lads 👍

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Dunks
1 minute ago, RobNox said:

I hope we didn't splash a load out on this website

 

You should see the Women's version :thumbsup:

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RobNox

 

Lucky shirt number 77, let's hope thousand of superstitious Japanese snap these up.

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RobNox
23 minutes ago, Sagan said:

 

I'm liking it also. 

Just hope the boy isn't a failure, that would be embarrassing.

He looks light weight as **** but i'm excited about this one. It was Man City that scouted him! 

 

Levein mentioned in his press conference that he is a strong player despite his size.

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The Spy Who Loved Me

Henrikh Mkhitaryan for Arsenal wore the same number 77 shirt, anyone else?

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Mauricio Pinilla
3 minutes ago, The Spy Who Loved Me said:

Henrikh Mkhitaryan for Arsenal wore the same number 77 shirt, anyone else?

 

Isma. 

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Smith's right boot
Posted (edited)

Load of shite. 

 

The text/words haven't been added/ loaded properly yet. 

 

Just a load of squiggles and lines, if you're gonna launch something do it properly, eh? 

Same shambles as with the seat ordering, someone forgot to order the words this time. 

 

As usual half arsed by Budge and lover boy Levein. 

 

 

 

Edited by Smith's right boot

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The Spy Who Loved Me
2 minutes ago, Mauricio Pinilla said:

 

Isma. 

 

 

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Smith's right boot
21 minutes ago, RobNox said:

I hope we didn't splash a load out on this website

 

 

Hunners, m8. 

 

 

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Pants Shaton
1 minute ago, Smith's right boot said:

 

 

Hunners, m8. 

 

 

 

Hearing we spoofed all the money we were meant to spend on the Skyline lounge on this website 

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Smith's right boot
Just now, Pants Shaton said:

 

Hearing we spoofed all the money we were meant to spend on the Skyline lounge on this website 

 

 

I heard it was the money set aside to fill in the corners. 

 

Shoooockin' like. 

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TheStig
32 minutes ago, RobNox said:

 

mmm...giving away your browsing habits there Stig!

😂😂😂 

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Manny1874
38 minutes ago, Pants Shaton said:

 

Hearing we spoofed all the money we were meant to spend on the Skyline lounge on this website 

 

My source said it was the money we had set aside to pay Kyle Lafferty's wages. 

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Gorgiewave

We could be doing with a website in all the languages spoken at our club. That really would be snazzy.

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Jeff
28 minutes ago, Gorgiewave said:

We could be doing with a website in all the languages spoken at our club. That really would be snazzy.

 

If we done that during the Romanov era we'd have went bust through web hosting

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Notts1874
46 minutes ago, Manny1874 said:

 

My source said it was the money we had set aside to pay Kyle Lafferty's wages. 

No that was spent on the woman's team.

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superjack

Who ever came up with this idea is a genius.

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Lemongrab

I had a look at the shop on the site. When are we getting the Hearts braces here?

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trotter
Posted (edited)

The Google translation of the "New Star Player" story is a thing of beauty :rofl:

Edited by trotter

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DesertDawg

Looks good to me.  :653:

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The Future's Maroon
6 hours ago, Smith's right boot said:

Load of shite. 

 

The text/words haven't been added/ loaded properly yet. 

 

Just a load of squiggles and lines, if you're gonna launch something do it properly, eh? 

Same shambles as with the seat ordering, someone forgot to order the words this time. 

 

As usual half arsed by Budge and lover boy Levein. 

 

 

 

 

Are you not missing the "am I doing this right" bit, or was it a genuine moan?!

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Hearts_fan
5 hours ago, trotter said:

The Google translation of the "New Star Player" story is a thing of beauty :rofl:

 

I especially liked this: "Due to the special relationship between the Premier League champions and the old Australian football club in Edinburgh, he was transferred to Scottish Premiership Hearts."

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Hearts_fan
3 minutes ago, jkbam said:

Very cool.  Non-google translation here 

https://www.heartsfc.jp/en/home/

 

Thanks 👍🏾

 

Interesting photo choice for the site – Edinburgh, land of the setting sun

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chester copperpot
Posted (edited)

If this ate into the security cameras budget I will be raging. ****ing raging. 

Edited by chester copperpot

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Marczero

Bloody well done Hearts 

Not sure how it will be received in  japan , but great foresight into a untapped market for the club 

hope he’s a great success 🥳

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i8hibsh

Best Japanese website since the bukkake party of 2012.

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7628mm
11 hours ago, Smith's right boot said:

Load of shite. 

 

The text/words haven't been added/ loaded properly yet. 

 

Just a load of squiggles and lines, if you're gonna launch something do it properly, eh? 

Same shambles as with the seat ordering, someone forgot to order the words this time. 

 

As usual half arsed by Budge and lover boy Levein. 

 

 

 

You have heard the rumours too then? Asking for a friend

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gedster
Just now, i8hibsh said:

Best Japanese website since the bukkake party of 2012.

Don't Google that one kids 😂😂😂😂😂

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7628mm
8 hours ago, superjack said:

Who ever came up with this idea is a genius.

 

I fully agree with you with one minor worry.

 

I really hope that the Japanese is correct and devoid of spelling and punctuation errors akin to many posters on JKB.

 

If the site is riddled with errors this will not go down well with our potential customers in the Land of the Rising Sun.

 

 

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i8hibsh
29 minutes ago, gedster said:

Don't Google that one kids 😂😂😂😂😂

 

 

Haha

 

 

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Pants Shaton
Posted (edited)
35 minutes ago, 7628mm said:

 

I fully agree with you with one minor worry.

 

I really hope that the Japanese is correct and devoid of spelling and punctuation errors akin to many posters on JKB.

 

If the site is riddled with errors this will not go down well with our potential customers in the Land of the Rising Sun.

 

 

 

Like when Des met Mr Udagawa’s wife in Neigbours?

Edited by Pants Shaton

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