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Pants Shaton
Posted

www.heartsfc.jp

 

**** me that’s cool! 

Guest ToqueJambo
Posted

Fast work! Needs more cartoon characters to be a genuine Japanese website though.

Posted
1 minute ago, Jeff said:

Would be interesting to see the traffic

 

RxyJKUkb.jpg

 

Posted
Just now, kila said:

 

RxyJKUkb.jpg

 

 

A lot of power rangers stuck down there

Posted
16 minutes ago, Jeff said:

 

A lot of power rangers stuck down there

 

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Posted

Tell you what.

 

That's sharp as a tack.

 

Very clever.

 

Jkb won't get it :rofl:

Posted
47 minutes ago, Pants Shaton said:

www.heartsfc.jp

 

**** me that’s cool! 

 

I'm liking it also. 

Just hope the boy isn't a failure, that would be embarrassing.

He looks light weight as **** but i'm excited about this one. It was Man City that scouted him! 

The Internet
Posted

Imagine he turned out to be amazing 

 

:wow:

Pants Shaton
Posted
Just now, Mauricio Pinilla said:

Imagine he turned out to be amazing 

 

:wow:

 

He will.  

 

And the Levein-ooters will be celebrating a great season with us happy clappers.

Posted

Better order more strips. 

 

Maybe JKB needs a Japanese section for all our new followers, get ahead of the game.

Posted
20 minutes ago, TheStig said:

Is every ones face pixelated?

 

mmm...giving away your browsing habits there Stig!

Posted
22 minutes ago, TheStig said:

Is every ones face pixelated?

Just ones wi beards :whistling:

Posted

I hope we didn't splash a load out on this website

The Future's Maroon
Posted
4 minutes ago, RobNox said:

 

mmm...giving away your browsing habits there Stig!

 

Great retort.....

 

3 minutes ago, Cruyff Turn said:

Just ones wi beards :whistling:

 

Even better reply!

 

 

Good lads 👍

Posted
1 minute ago, RobNox said:

I hope we didn't splash a load out on this website

 

You should see the Women's version :thumbsup:

Posted

 

Lucky shirt number 77, let's hope thousand of superstitious Japanese snap these up.

Posted
23 minutes ago, Sagan said:

 

I'm liking it also. 

Just hope the boy isn't a failure, that would be embarrassing.

He looks light weight as **** but i'm excited about this one. It was Man City that scouted him! 

 

Levein mentioned in his press conference that he is a strong player despite his size.

Posted

Henrikh Mkhitaryan for Arsenal wore the same number 77 shirt, anyone else?

The Internet
Posted
3 minutes ago, The Spy Who Loved Me said:

Henrikh Mkhitaryan for Arsenal wore the same number 77 shirt, anyone else?

 

Isma. 

Penrices left boot
Posted (edited)

Load of shite. 

 

The text/words haven't been added/ loaded properly yet. 

 

Just a load of squiggles and lines, if you're gonna launch something do it properly, eh? 

Same shambles as with the seat ordering, someone forgot to order the words this time. 

 

As usual half arsed by Budge and lover boy Levein. 

 

 

 

Edited by Smith's right boot
Penrices left boot
Posted
21 minutes ago, RobNox said:

I hope we didn't splash a load out on this website

 

 

Hunners, m8. 

 

 

Pants Shaton
Posted
1 minute ago, Smith's right boot said:

 

 

Hunners, m8. 

 

 

 

Hearing we spoofed all the money we were meant to spend on the Skyline lounge on this website 

Penrices left boot
Posted
Just now, Pants Shaton said:

 

Hearing we spoofed all the money we were meant to spend on the Skyline lounge on this website 

 

 

I heard it was the money set aside to fill in the corners. 

 

Shoooockin' like. 

Posted
32 minutes ago, RobNox said:

 

mmm...giving away your browsing habits there Stig!

😂😂😂 

Posted
38 minutes ago, Pants Shaton said:

 

Hearing we spoofed all the money we were meant to spend on the Skyline lounge on this website 

 

My source said it was the money we had set aside to pay Kyle Lafferty's wages. 

Posted

We could be doing with a website in all the languages spoken at our club. That really would be snazzy.

Posted
28 minutes ago, Gorgiewave said:

We could be doing with a website in all the languages spoken at our club. That really would be snazzy.

 

If we done that during the Romanov era we'd have went bust through web hosting

Posted
46 minutes ago, Manny1874 said:

 

My source said it was the money we had set aside to pay Kyle Lafferty's wages. 

No that was spent on the woman's team.

Posted

Who ever came up with this idea is a genius.

Posted

I had a look at the shop on the site. When are we getting the Hearts braces here?

Posted (edited)

The Google translation of the "New Star Player" story is a thing of beauty :rofl:

Edited by trotter
Posted

Looks good to me.  :653:

The Future's Maroon
Posted
6 hours ago, Smith's right boot said:

Load of shite. 

 

The text/words haven't been added/ loaded properly yet. 

 

Just a load of squiggles and lines, if you're gonna launch something do it properly, eh? 

Same shambles as with the seat ordering, someone forgot to order the words this time. 

 

As usual half arsed by Budge and lover boy Levein. 

 

 

 

 

Are you not missing the "am I doing this right" bit, or was it a genuine moan?!

chester copperpot
Posted (edited)

If this ate into the security cameras budget I will be raging. ****ing raging. 

Edited by chester copperpot
Posted

Bloody well done Hearts 

Not sure how it will be received in  japan , but great foresight into a untapped market for the club 

hope he’s a great success 🥳

Posted

Best Japanese website since the bukkake party of 2012.

Posted
11 hours ago, Smith's right boot said:

Load of shite. 

 

The text/words haven't been added/ loaded properly yet. 

 

Just a load of squiggles and lines, if you're gonna launch something do it properly, eh? 

Same shambles as with the seat ordering, someone forgot to order the words this time. 

 

As usual half arsed by Budge and lover boy Levein. 

 

 

 

You have heard the rumours too then? Asking for a friend

Posted
Just now, i8hibsh said:

Best Japanese website since the bukkake party of 2012.

Don't Google that one kids 😂😂😂😂😂

Posted
8 hours ago, superjack said:

Who ever came up with this idea is a genius.

 

I fully agree with you with one minor worry.

 

I really hope that the Japanese is correct and devoid of spelling and punctuation errors akin to many posters on JKB.

 

If the site is riddled with errors this will not go down well with our potential customers in the Land of the Rising Sun.

 

 

Posted
29 minutes ago, gedster said:

Don't Google that one kids 😂😂😂😂😂

 

 

Haha

 

 

Pants Shaton
Posted (edited)
35 minutes ago, 7628mm said:

 

I fully agree with you with one minor worry.

 

I really hope that the Japanese is correct and devoid of spelling and punctuation errors akin to many posters on JKB.

 

If the site is riddled with errors this will not go down well with our potential customers in the Land of the Rising Sun.

 

 

 

Like when Des met Mr Udagawa’s wife in Neigbours?

Edited by Pants Shaton
Posted
1 minute ago, Pants Shaton said:

 

Like when Des met Mr Udigawa’s wife in Neigbours?

 

Sorry PS that one is way over my head never having watched Neebs.

Posted
2 hours ago, Hearts_fan said:

 

Thanks 👍🏾

 

Interesting photo choice for the site – Edinburgh, land of the setting sun

 

Great pic! 

 

Pity writing allover it otherwise it wise it would be saved and used! 

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