Alex_Jambo Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 I'm hearing that its Willie bloody Collum!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The White Cockade Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 not any worse than the rest these days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightbulb Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 Imo better than most these days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debut 4 Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 They need to make sure of a victory. Makes sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambonian Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 Collum has improved over the last couple of years compared to what he was like previously. Unfortunately, this is Parkheid, the place he watches his football in so a guaranteed 3 points for Celtic. It was going to be difficult enough but should be a tad easier for them now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hectormasson Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 27 minutes ago, Alex_Jambo said: I'm hearing that its Willie bloody Collum!! Not a f....g gain !!! Hate that little c...t Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N Lincs Jambo Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 Confirmed as Collum with Alan Mulvanny and Graham Chambers as assistant refs and Steven McLean 4th official. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romulus Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 Folk saying he's not too bad these days....don't forget how quickly he gave 2 dubious penalties to Celtic recently, one at Murrayfield and the other at Hampden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo-Jambo Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 (edited) 12 minutes ago, Lightbulb said: Imo better than most these days Like when he gave them that penalty in the cup final when the player ran into Bobby then dived. Edited August 20, 2019 by Robbo-Jambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deevers Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 Sorry - like them having a twelfth man. Lost count of the woeful decisions, and fabricated penalties that go their way when ever he is in the middle in games involving them and us. They need a lift so the GFA once again making sure they get one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
132goals1958 Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 11 minutes ago, Mort said: Folk saying he's not too bad these days....don't forget how quickly he gave 2 dubious penalties to Celtic recently, one at Murrayfield and the other at Hampden. There was no way he could conclusively have known that was a penalty. He could not wait to point to the spot. No way he was going to prevent his team winning the treble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schillaci Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 Collum's biggest issue is his rush to make decisions. He might think it makes him look certain, but actually he puts himself under pressure making a call. The pen at the cup final, for example. The ball was out of play iirc; he had time to ponder. Similarly, how often does he run to a player brandishing a red card. A wiser man would walk and give himself time to ask am I making the right choice before dipping into his pocket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinmaroon Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 3 minutes ago, schillaci said: Collum's biggest issue is his rush to make decisions. He might think it makes him look certain, but actually he puts himself under pressure making a call. The pen at the cup final, for example. The ball was out of play iirc; he had time to ponder. Similarly, how often does he run to a player brandishing a red card. A wiser man would walk and give himself time to ask am I making the right choice before dipping into his pocket Weeman syndrome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rmreido Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 FFS, that's us humped, defo Celtic getting a penalty, if needed, and us with a red card, NAP Robbed yet again!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1874robbo Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 7 minutes ago, schillaci said: Collum's biggest issue is his rush to make decisions. He might think it makes him look certain, but actually he puts himself under pressure making a call. The pen at the cup final, for example. The ball was out of play iirc; he had time to ponder. Similarly, how often does he run to a player brandishing a red card. A wiser man would walk and give himself time to ask am I making the right choice before dipping into his pocket Exactly like when he sent of Paterson at Hamilton!! Raced in brandishing the red card because of the Hamilton players reaction and tho and behold it gets overturned on appeal!!! too late for us though as we lose the game!!! hes A cock!! End off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1874robbo Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 37 minutes ago, Lightbulb said: Imo better than most these days Which shows up how shite the rest are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanks said no Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 32 minutes ago, Robbo-Jambo said: Like when he gave them that penalty in the cup final when the player ran into Bobby then dived. absolutely correct, a horrible evil twisted little man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
innerjambo Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 They can do what they like, they're not really bothered about anything being exposed on tv, because they are a law unto themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull's-eye Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 After the storm of protest and letter writing concerning Beatons performance at the weekend it's now down to Collum to restore the status quo. He'll accept his mission with the usual gusto and unfortunately we're already handicapped. Usual sleekit tactics by the Dhemons warmly embraced by the cronies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Section Q Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 50 minutes ago, Mort said: Folk saying he's not too bad these days....don't forget how quickly he gave 2 dubious penalties to Celtic recently, one at Murrayfield and the other at Hampden. Blame our keeper for Hampden....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorgie rd eh11 Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 4 minutes ago, Section Q said: Blame our keeper for Hampden....... Aye, **** blaming the diving celtic cheat and the ref who wrongly called it a penalty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brave Hearts Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 8 minutes ago, Section Q said: Blame our keeper for Hampden....... Along with a diving forward and a referee too eager to give a penalty....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramrod Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 Take him over Beaton everyday of the week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deevers Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 1 minute ago, ramrod said: Take him over Beaton everyday of the week The difference is that Collum can actually perform properly just as long as Celtic are not playing. Beaton is rank rotten all the time, but all the more so when The Rangers are in the equation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 I met him today. He was out visiting the school I am working in. Kept quiet (me) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lovecraft Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 1 hour ago, chester copperpot said: I met him today. He was out visiting the school I am working in. Kept quiet (me) Did you ask him if the rumours are true that he masturbates? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 6 minutes ago, Lovecraft said: Did you ask him if the rumours are true that he masturbates? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTT Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 2 hours ago, Robbo-Jambo said: Like when he gave them that penalty in the cup final when the player ran into Bobby then dived. He bought the dive in real time. I have many reasons to hate Collum, that isn't one of them unfortunately. 90 minutes to Eduard you're a diving piece of shit and I hope your Achilles snaps... I don't think that rhymes yet though... Kickback do your thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull's-eye Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Lovecraft said: Did you ask him if the rumours are true that he masturbates? You'd have thought he'd at least have asked him if he had a field. Edited August 20, 2019 by Noah Claypole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1971fozzy Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 3 hours ago, Mort said: Folk saying he's not too bad these days....don't forget how quickly he gave 2 dubious penalties to Celtic recently, one at Murrayfield and the other at Hampden. Spot on. He is a horrid Gollum like cretin. Guaranteed red card or penalty shocker When we play there or at the tribute acts shitehole it really is v 14 as inevitably the sidekick linesmen are on board the shameful institutions happy train too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 19 minutes ago, Lovecraft said: Did you ask him if the rumours are true that he masturbates? Considering he's my bosses boss that would be a tad silly dontcha think. I have to be very very careful what I share on here now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 1 minute ago, chester copperpot said: Considering he's my bosses boss that would be a tad silly dontcha think. I have to be very very careful what I share on here now. you need to perform a coup and takeover ruling with an iron fist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mid Calder Jambo Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 That will be close to or more than 50% of the last 5 or 6 games we have played these cheats. And you thought Sepp Blater and FIFA were twisted cheats. They don't even come close to that lot that run our game in Glasgow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coolio Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 3 hours ago, Section Q said: Blame our keeper for Hampden....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N Lincs Jambo Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 4 hours ago, jonnothejambo said: Father Collum and Monseignor Mulvanny at Celtic Park. They really are taking the piss. Reminds me of a certain Father Kevin O’Donnell at Parkhead in the 80s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Dan Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 Willie Bloody Collum. Steven McLean Just give them the points now with the cheating useless welts in charge. We will quite possibly save ourselves more injuries as well. The SFA don’t hide the fact they cheat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a11ank Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 I don't think Tom Boyd will be having any upsets with the referee this weekend! Well done the GFA for redressing the balance as soon as possible! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 5 hours ago, The White Cockade said: not any worse than the rest these days True. I'd be more concerned if it was Madden or Clancy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N Lincs Jambo Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 I just wonder why we never get Collum at Ibrox or Beaton/Madden at Parkhead?? On second thoughts I really don’t..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxteth O'Grady Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 6 minutes ago, N Lincs Jambo said: I just wonder why we never get Collum at Ibrox or Beaton/Madden at Parkhead?? On second thoughts I really don’t..... You get it. It is corrupt and the SFA don’t even hide it. Romanov could see it and he called it for what it was worth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N Lincs Jambo Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 11 minutes ago, Toxteth O'Grady said: You get it. It is corrupt and the SFA don’t even hide it. Romanov could see it and he called it for what it was worth. Reminds me of that Blackadder episode. They all called Romanov “Mad Vlad” yet how could you detect sanity when there is madness all around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwindonJambo Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 2 hours ago, N Lincs Jambo said: Reminds me of a certain Father Kevin O’Donnell at Parkhead in the 80s. Mercer asked the SFA not to appoint him for any more of our games and he was fired as a red soon afterwards! Awful ref and Collum reminds me of him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bridge of Djoum Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 Wouldn’t surprise me if he ran out 2 minutes prior to kick-off, blessed the pitch and sang a rebel song all whilst dressed as the Pope. Probably take the 1st penalty as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hectormasson Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 7 hours ago, 1874robbo said: Exactly like when he sent of Paterson at Hamilton!! Raced in brandishing the red card because of the Hamilton players reaction and tho and behold it gets overturned on appeal!!! too late for us though as we lose the game!!! hes A cock!! End off. Wee f.....g Tim bellend of an excuse of a man !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Brown Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 10 hours ago, chester copperpot said: Considering he's my bosses boss that would be a tad silly dontcha think. I have to be very very careful what I share on here now. Ah Mr Chamberpot, you posted recently that any inside info you got was Celtic. So, our favourite refereee is your source, I see...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Brown Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 Dont forget the opener penalty at Murrayfield. He was literally 3 yards from it and bought it completely. But, as I constantly say, he is the best of an horrendous crop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour M Hersh Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 10 hours ago, chester copperpot said: Considering he's my bosses boss that would be a tad silly dontcha think. I have to be very very careful what I share on here now. Do they know you as Chester Copperpot at work? If not you might be safe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightbulb Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 15 hours ago, 1874robbo said: Which shows up how shite the rest are. Agreed ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D4nny_ Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 Reffed the 4-0 spanking game AND awarded us a penalty. Not gave us much since though.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Treasurer Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 Collum consistently gives decisions on what he "thinks" happened, not what he's actually seen. If you watch coverage of the cup final, the camera from behind the Hearts end shows that his view of the incident is blocked by other players. All he sees is that diving cheat hitting the deck and makes his mind up based on that (and what strip he's wearing of course). It happens all the time with Collum, not just in our games, although one club doesn't ever seem to be on the receiving end Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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