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7 hours ago, Dino Velvet said:

****ing glorious day today. Just noticed that some utter morons in Edinburgh queued for 4 hours today to wait for the new Krispy Kremes to open. 

On a day like today? To get some ****ing donuts. 

And I beat they can't even pronounce the place properly. Cream! not Crème

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1 hour ago, ri Alban said:

And I beat they can't even pronounce the place properly. Cream! not Crème

Correct.

 

It’s pronounced ‘cream’ in the UK.

 

It’s feckin ‘creme’ here in France.

 

Pretentious tosspots.

 

And so are the French.  :) 

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11 minutes ago, Morgan said:

Correct.

 

It’s pronounced ‘cream’ in the UK.

 

It’s feckin ‘creme’ here in France.

 

Pretentious tosspots.

 

And so are the French.  :) 

:rofl: I got all thread confused there for a minute.

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Top banter this time of year. Already had a couple of folk declare this as our one week of summer. Laughs were had. 

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11 minutes ago, ri Alban said:

Taps on. Piss oaf cloods.

I’m in Leeds and it’s roasting you’ll be glad to hear. 

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Just now, Tazio said:

I’m in Leeds and it’s roasting you’ll be glad to hear. 

23° but ma backdoor is blocked with ma stupid big hoose.

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5 hours ago, ri Alban said:

26° Thursday and Friday!

 

 

 

:yas:

You’re lucky.

 

It’s to rise to between 37 and 40 by Wednesday here.

 

Absolute nightmare.  

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Just now, Mauricio Pinilla said:

Sitting in a pure roasting office when it's scorching 

 

:sweeet:

 

Cannae beat it like. 

 

Unlucky. The golf course beckons for me. 

:pleasing:

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been here before

Roasting today. Im away to sit on top of my car and await rescue.

 

Stay safe everyone.

 

"Chaos".

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Just now, been here before said:

Roasting today. Im away to sit on top of my car and await rescue.

 

"Chaos".

By men in white.

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My hay-fever is not enjoying this. 21 bloody years without it and for the third straight summer I'm having to sit inside, antihistamined up to the fecking eyeballs just to feel slightly normal. Gutting

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2 hours ago, Lemongrab said:

Thank goodness I got round to getting the car's air conditioning fixed. :greggy:

My 02 mondeo still pumping out cold air .

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52 minutes ago, Thommo414 said:

My hay-fever is not enjoying this. 21 bloody years without it and for the third straight summer I'm having to sit inside, antihistamined up to the fecking eyeballs just to feel slightly normal. Gutting

 

Get some of this up your nose.

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9 minutes ago, Ray Gin said:

 

Get some of this up your nose.

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Tbf Ray, the nose is a minor issue. It's my eyes that are taking the worst of it and nothing seems to be doing the trick 

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All of this talk of hay fever is making me scared to leave the house. I can’t face a day of feeling like I’ve had salt poured in my eyes. 

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Just now, Mauricio Pinilla said:

It's lovely outside bud the hayfever is a small price to pay. 

I’m guessing you don’t suffer from it. It’s hard to enjoy the weather when opening your eyes is agony. 

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10 minutes ago, Tazio said:

I’m guessing you don’t suffer from it. It’s hard to enjoy the weather when opening your eyes is agony. 

 

Wasn't being serious. Thankfully I don't suffer from it though as it sounds horrible. 

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Selkirk_Jambo

38 here yesterday and will be 36 on Sunday :(  Feckin aircon in my office has gone on the fritz too.

 

Still, the amount of bursds outside with next to nothing on makes it all worthwhile :greggy:

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3 hours ago, Harry Potter said:

24 C on Saturday

At least the rain in the evening will be warm.:P

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9 hours ago, alwaysthereinspirit said:

This thread is an embarrassment to JKB. 

Not one "photo"

We'd all need medication if that happened.

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9 hours ago, ri Alban said:

We'd all need medication if that happened.

I’d opened the thread hoping for a “World Cup burds” festival type thread. Oh well.

 

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1 hour ago, Morgan said:

Too much cider?

Nope! 

 

3 hours ago, jonnothejambo said:

 

Watch Spurtscene from yesterday......oh wait!!

Can't face it.

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5 hours ago, The Real Maroonblood said:

Hangover?

Too much sun.  Tiling a roof all day yesterday. 

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15 minutes ago, ri Alban said:

Nope! 

 

Can't face it.

At least if it had been that, you would have enjoyed yourself!  Have a few ciders tonight.

 

😈

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3 minutes ago, Morgan said:

At least if it had been that, you would have enjoyed yourself!  Have a few ciders tonight.

 

😈

I bought a 2l. I drank the neck. Pathetic! :facepalm:

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3 hours ago, ri Alban said:

Too much sun.  Tiling a roof all day yesterday. 

It can make you feel pretty crap too much sun.

I hope you feel better soon.

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5 minutes ago, The Real Maroonblood said:

It can make you feel pretty crap too much sun.

I hope you feel better soon.

Cider shortly. All good. 👍

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Thank god it's a tad warmer. First time for a while I've not had the heating on. Christ, it's no cheap, either.

 

Wet and windy, stay safe!

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