Miller Jambo 60 Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Need advice guys, the wee man got a loan of a crash helmet of the policeman over the road. As kids do he showed it off to his pals. Some wee git came along and stole it off him. Been to there house twice the mingers saying the helmet was going to be returned . What now GORGIE AGGRO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pablo Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 tell the rozzer who loaned him it what happened? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Brick their windows Doug. Its the right and proper thing to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Buy another one from a fancy dress shop Doug, failing that a shight through their letter box will make you feel better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad Sexington Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 A jobbie in a box, coupled with a menacing note, scrawled in your own blood (naturally) usually does the trick I find. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neobis Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 tell the rozzer who loaned him it what happened? 100% agree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 tell the rozzer who loaned him it what happened? Dont do that it will just make it messy.... Smash up their car..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Gordons Gloves Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 A jobbie in a box, coupled with a menacing note, scrawled in your own blood (naturally) usually does the trick I find. nah man - jobbie in a jiffy bag is the best one, cos you know they will rip it open and plunge the hand in to get the contents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cal_ Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Sent them a strongly worded email. That should sort it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad Sexington Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 nah man - jobbie in a jiffy bag is the best one, cos you know they will rip it open and plunge the hand in to get the contents. Wow. That's actually really clever. I'm in way over my head here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Sent them a strongly worded email. That should sort it. How did you get their email address? I think decorating the outside of their house with shight would also help the situation... maybe write thief above their door with crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Is anyone else a bit worried with how quiet Doug has been since all these helpful pieces of advice have been offered ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Get the missus to sort it out,you know it makes sense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Is anyone else a bit worried with how quiet Doug has been since all these helpful pieces of advice have been offered ? He's probably trying to squeeze one in to a jiffy bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 He's probably trying to squeeze one in to a jiffy bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suspect Device Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 it's really quite simple. wait untill you know that they are in the house - probably the evening. take a baseball bat smash their front window, untill every last piece of glass is removed climb in the window say something 'big and clever' to scare them (swearing often helps) start to smash up their living room - baseball bat through the telly is good let them know that unless your laddie gets the helmet back, they are next (by this time they think you are the biggest nutter they have ever seen:eek:) i wouldn't do this myself mind, as i'm a big fearty and violence rarely achieves anything i would tell the polisman who loaned it out and let him deal with it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Your wee boy showed all his pals his helmet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cal_ Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Sneak round early every morning n steal their milk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.N.T.H. Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Ram the back door and eat the ****. The helmet will then be returned. It's the only answer, Doug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Nuke them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Ram the back door and eat the ****. The helmet will then be returned. It's the only answer, Doug. I like it how you've left a bit for Doug to decide what he should eat once entering the house... Dogs Kids eggs Rugs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 sh*t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Drago Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 I like it how you've left a bit for Doug to decide what he should eat once entering the house... Dogs Kids eggs Rugs ******? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigaro Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Beans on toast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boab Mugabe Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Buy a ready made meal, whack it in the microwave for 10 seconds and eat. Leave for 5-10 minutes for the food to negotiate the digestion process. Go to their door and give it a free pebbledashing. I trust you'll do the right thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Beans on toast. Beans on stoat would work better... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted June 28, 2008 Author Share Posted June 28, 2008 Buy a ready made meal, whack it in the microwave for 10 seconds and eat. Leave for 5-10 minutes for the food to negotiate the digestion process. Go to their door and give it a free pebbledashing. I trust you'll do the right thing. Thanks guys police now involved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Thanks guys police now involved. Boo now they'll know it was you who shat through the letterbox then broke in a eat their dogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harvtheman Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Voted "Best Thread Ever" from Harvtheman.....I'm greeting cos I'm laughing so much:dribble: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Thanks guys police now involved. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.N.T.H. Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Anyone else feel let down by Doug? I thought he should've stuck a Mid Yoken pint glass through the lads heid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Root Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Mediation by Sting, I like yer style Doug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibrahim Tall Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Thanks guys police now involved. I'm worried that that's the post you've decided to quote with "Thanks". Who informed police, you or them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossi_1983 Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 There will now be spray paintings across Edinburgh saying Miller Jambo 60 Grass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted June 28, 2008 Author Share Posted June 28, 2008 There will now be spray paintings across Edinburgh saying Miller Jambo 60 Grass Aye and a wee **** with a sore face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted June 28, 2008 Author Share Posted June 28, 2008 There will now be spray paintings across Edinburgh saying Miller Jambo 60 Grass So a wee plank steels from you mmm. hes going to suffer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockyBalboa Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 So a wee plank steels from you mmm.hes going to suffer Go yourself Dougy boy! Remember though a criminal record is bad on anyones CV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted June 28, 2008 Author Share Posted June 28, 2008 Go yourself Dougy boy! Remember though a criminal record is bad on anyones CV. Sorted RB the wee **** was done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockyBalboa Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Sorted RB the wee **** was done Watch you dinnae get into any bother though pal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acey Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Sorted RB the wee **** was done Please tell me that you beat up a child, Doug. That would pretty much complete my mental picture of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockyBalboa Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Please tell me that you beat up a child, Doug. That would pretty much complete my mental picture of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Bapswent Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Please tell me that you beat up a child, Doug. That would pretty much complete my mental picture of you. Ha ha. Class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judetheobscure Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 Did you consider a strongly worded letter to the Hootsmon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted June 29, 2008 Author Share Posted June 29, 2008 Please tell me that you beat up a child, Doug. That would pretty much complete my mental picture of you. That piece of vermin has never been a child.:107years::107years: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acey Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 You are truly the dregs of society, Doug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted June 29, 2008 Author Share Posted June 29, 2008 You are truly the dregs of society, Doug. So i am and you are some wee socialist with a chip on your shoulders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.N.T.H. Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 You are truly the dregs of society, Doug. How patronising are you? Away and watch your beloved Queens.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acey Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 How patronising are you? Away and watch your beloved Queens.. In this case, it's totally justified. Queens aren't playing today, FYI. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.N.T.H. Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 In this case, it's totally justified. Queens aren't playing today, FYI. On second thoughts, i apologise for saying you're patronising. He's just went off on one on another thread and i had to 'bite my tongue', before i made the enevitable reference to McEwans Lager. Decided against it in the end but he does himself no favours! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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