Harry Potter Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 How long does it take some folk in the bathroom, i can be in and out in 10 minutes, completing a no 2, shower and shave. My wife takes forever been in there now for 40 minutes, nightmare. Thoughts folks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlimOzturk Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 (edited) There is no way I could take a shite, shave and shower in less than 10 mins. There are some things in life I won't rush, a shite is certainly top of that list with shaving up there. Edited April 9, 2019 by AlimOzturk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doctor jambo Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 same, if I'm going out in the morning its 10 mins bed to front door. If the wife is going with me I'd be as well going back to bed until she was ready Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbert. Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 I like to take my time having a shit. I can sit for 20mins easy. Since I had kids the toilet is the only place I can avoid them. I'm usually about an hour for a shit,shower and get dressed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 I have two bogs now. How I wish I had them when the kids stayed with us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notts1874 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Shave the night before and then about 10-15 minutes from getting out of bed to leaving the house for work in the morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilnunb Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Takes me an hour to get ready Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 I’ve had the Mrs have a go at me on numerous occasions that I’ve been in the toilet for over an hour. She could always come in and spend some quality time with her hubby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 58 minutes ago, The Real Maroonblood said: I have two bogs now. How I wish I had them when the kids stayed with us. My 4 year old thinks the family bathroom is "his". I won't shit in it though as I don't like the seat. I'll sit on the bog in my ensuite until I've got lines on my legs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 7 minutes ago, IronJambo said: My 4 year old thinks the family bathroom is "his". I won't shit in it though as I don't like the seat. I'll sit on the bog in my ensuite until I've got lines on my legs. Nothing worse than trying to get off the seat and the feeling that somebody has amputated your legs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 1 hour ago, Harry Potter said: My wife takes forever been in there now for 40 minutes, nightmare. Thoughts folks. She's flicking the bean harry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunks Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 I save my shit for work then sit there working out how much I'm being paid to actually shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Just now, Dunks said: I save my shit for work then sit there working out how much I'm being paid to actually shit. I'll trump that, I shit at home when I'm supposed to be at work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 1 hour ago, IronJambo said: My 4 year old thinks the family bathroom is "his". I won't shit in it though as I don't like the seat. I'll sit on the bog in my ensuite until I've got lines on my legs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jb102 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Can take 20 minutes to come to terms with the loss suffered when you perform a “ghosty”. An empty feeling in more ways than one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 3 hours ago, Harry Potter said: How long does it take some folk in the bathroom, i can be in and out in 10 minutes, completing a no 2, shower and shave. My wife takes forever been in there now for 40 minutes, nightmare. Thoughts folks. Clearly you are a BO stenched slack arse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 1 hour ago, superjack said: She's flicking the bean harry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Bathroom threads are always destined to go southwards, and this one appears to be no exception.. A couple of prominent ‘bog posters’ are still conspicuous by their absence. ps. 30 minutes for me, not including the tusk drop. My wife is in and out quicker than Cardinal George Pell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted April 9, 2019 Author Share Posted April 9, 2019 41 minutes ago, Fun Boaby said: Clearly you are a BO stenched slack arse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Often post when on the throne. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 3 minutes ago, martoon said: Often post when on the throne. That why you talk so much shite? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheile Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 A relaxing jobby interlude is one of life's great pleasures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 4 minutes ago, Morgan said: That why you talk so much shite? Perfectly capable of...hold on, give me a sec, phew, that's better...posting shite both on and off the bog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 1 minute ago, martoon said: Perfectly capable of...hold on, give me a sec, phew, that's better...posting shite both on and off the bog. What the Hell is @jonnothejambo‘s excuse then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 3 minutes ago, Morgan said: What the Hell is @jonnothejambo‘s excuse then? ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig_ Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Goodness me, you boys need some fibre in your diets! No wonder we're the sick man of Europe. 40 minutes to do a shite FFS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 I'm 30 ish minutes for an evacuation, shower and shave. To be fair, the shite is 15 minutes, the shower 5 and the shave 10. There is no problem with a Q for our loo as I usually get up an hour before everyone else as I love my peace and quiet in the morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted April 9, 2019 Author Share Posted April 9, 2019 47 minutes ago, Craig_ said: Goodness me, you boys need some fibre in your diets! No wonder we're the sick man of Europe. 40 minutes to do a shite FFS! 40 minutes, thats forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 37 minutes ago, Harry Potter said: 40 minutes, thats forever. It depends on what else one gets up to whilst sitting there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig_ Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 10 minutes ago, Morgan said: It depends on what else one gets up to whilst sitting there. Start mixing those two and it's a slippery slope. You'll be downloading Scat before you know it. And I don't mean jazz either... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 2 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: Probably using visual stimula propped up on the bog roll holder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 28 minutes ago, Craig_ said: You'll be downloading Scat before you know it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 A good shower can be half an hour for me Not that that's good for my bills Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Showers can range from 2-3 mins in the morning to 15-20 mins at night Having a dump at home rarely happens midweek as I much prefer being paid while on the bog but can normally spend a good 20 mins in their, normally around half 9 when my morning coffee kicks in . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobboM Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 7 hours ago, AlimOzturk said: There is no way I could take a shite, shave and shower in less than 10 mins. There are some things in life I won't rush, a shite is certainly top of that list with shaving up there. When you are shaving "up there" do you perch on the bog or stick your arse in the sink? Asking for a friend .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlimOzturk Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 2 minutes ago, RobboM said: When you are shaving "up there" do you perch on the bog or stick your arse in the sink? Asking for a friend .... Squatting over a mirror obviously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig_ Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 10 minutes ago, RobboM said: When you are shaving "up there" do you perch on the bog or stick your arse in the sink? Asking for a friend .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo-Jambo Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 7 hours ago, Harry Potter said: How long does it take some folk in the bathroom, i can be in and out in 10 minutes, completing a no 2, shower and shave. My wife takes forever been in there now for 40 minutes, nightmare. Thoughts folks. Poor woman. Constipation is no laughing matter Harry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 8 hours ago, Harry Potter said: How long does it take some folk in the bathroom, i can be in and out in 10 minutes, completing a no 2, shower and shave. It is perfectly feasable to do all 3 at the same time thus saving even more precious minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thommo414 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 6 hours ago, Dunks said: I save my shit for work then sit there working out how much I'm being paid to actually shit. Spend the last 15 minutes shitting. Its the workplace equivalent of running to the corner flag in injury time. So satisfying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thommo414 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 3 hours ago, Craig_ said: Goodness me, you boys need some fibre in your diets! No wonder we're the sick man of Europe. 40 minutes to do a shite FFS! It's out in 30 seconds for me. The other 39.5 are generally kickback Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doc Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 7 minutes ago, Thommo414 said: Spend the last 15 minutes shitting. Its the workplace equivalent of running to the corner flag in injury time. So satisfying Haha. Class. ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo-Jambo Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 2 hours ago, Thommo414 said: Spend the last 15 minutes shitting. Its the workplace equivalent of running to the corner flag in injury time. So satisfying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 On 09/04/2019 at 13:39, Craig_ said: Goodness me, you boys need some fibre in your diets! No wonder we're the sick man of Europe. 40 minutes to do a shite FFS! Toilet toilers like to loiter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWJ Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 Coffee (to start the process) Shave Shit Shower Dressed Coffee Out the door. 45 mins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 Depends if I've had cider the night before, whether I artex the pan or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 1 minute ago, ri Alban said: Depends if I've had cider the night before, whether I artex the pan or not. So, everyday then?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 Just now, Morgan said: So, everyday then?? As that great philosopher, Annie said. "The sun will come out tomorrow" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 Just now, ri Alban said: As that great philosopher, Annie said. "The sun will come out tomorrow" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 21 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: Did ye hear about the constipated Chancellor ? He couldn't Budget.... What did the mathematician do when he was constipated? He worked it out with a pencil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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