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How long does it take some folk in the bathroom, i can be in and out in 10 minutes, completing a no 2, shower

and shave.

My wife takes forever been in there now for 40 minutes, nightmare.

Thoughts folks.

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There is no way I could take a shite, shave and shower in less than 10 mins.  There are some things in life I won't rush, a shite is certainly top of that list with shaving up there. 

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doctor jambo

same, if I'm going out in the morning its 10 mins bed to front door.

If the wife is going with me I'd be as well going back to bed until she was ready

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I like to take my time having a shit. I can sit for 20mins easy. Since I had kids the toilet is the only place I can avoid them. I'm usually about an hour for a shit,shower and get dressed. 

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Shave the night before and then about 10-15 minutes from getting out of bed to leaving the house for work in the morning.

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luckyBatistuta

I’ve had the Mrs have a go at me on numerous occasions that I’ve been in the toilet for over an hour. She could always come in and spend some quality time with her hubby.

 

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58 minutes ago, The Real Maroonblood said:

I have two bogs now.

How I wish I had them when the kids stayed with us.

My 4 year old thinks the family bathroom is "his". I won't shit in it though as I don't like the seat. I'll sit on the bog in my ensuite until I've got lines on my legs. 

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7 minutes ago, IronJambo said:

My 4 year old thinks the family bathroom is "his". I won't shit in it though as I don't like the seat. I'll sit on the bog in my ensuite until I've got lines on my legs. 

 

Nothing worse than trying to get off the seat and the feeling that somebody has amputated your legs.

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1 hour ago, Harry Potter said:

 

My wife takes forever been in there now for 40 minutes, nightmare.

Thoughts folks.

She's flicking the bean harry.

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Just now, Dunks said:

I save my shit for work then sit there working out how much I'm being paid to actually shit. 

 

:verysmug:

I'll trump that, I shit at home when I'm supposed to be at work

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The Real Maroonblood
1 hour ago, IronJambo said:

My 4 year old thinks the family bathroom is "his". I won't shit in it though as I don't like the seat. I'll sit on the bog in my ensuite until I've got lines on my legs. 

:lol:

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Can take 20 minutes to come to terms with the loss suffered when you perform a “ghosty”.

An empty feeling in more ways than one.

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3 hours ago, Harry Potter said:

How long does it take some folk in the bathroom, i can be in and out in 10 minutes, completing a no 2, shower

and shave.

My wife takes forever been in there now for 40 minutes, nightmare.

Thoughts folks.

Clearly you are a BO stenched slack arse :rolleyes5:

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Bathroom threads are always destined to go southwards, and this one appears to be no exception..

 

A couple of prominent ‘bog posters’ are still conspicuous by their absence.

 

ps.  30 minutes for me, not including the tusk drop.

 

My wife is in and out quicker than Cardinal George Pell.

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3 minutes ago, martoon said:

Often post when on the throne. 

That why you talk so much shite?

 

:wink: 

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4 minutes ago, Morgan said:

That why you talk so much shite?

 

:wink: 

 

Perfectly capable of...hold on, give me a sec, phew, that's better...posting shite both on and off the bog. :lol:

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1 minute ago, martoon said:

 

Perfectly capable of...hold on, give me a sec, phew, that's better...posting shite both on and off the bog. :lol:

:lol: 

 

What the Hell is @jonnothejambo‘s excuse then?

 

 

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Goodness me, you boys need some fibre in your diets!

 

No wonder we're the sick man of Europe. 40 minutes to do a shite FFS!

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I'm 30 ish minutes for an evacuation, shower and shave. To be fair, the shite is 15 minutes, the shower 5 and the shave 10.

There is no problem with a Q for our loo as I usually get up an hour before everyone else as I love my peace and quiet in the morning.

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Harry Potter
47 minutes ago, Craig_ said:

Goodness me, you boys need some fibre in your diets!

 

No wonder we're the sick man of Europe. 40 minutes to do a shite FFS!

40 minutes, thats forever.

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37 minutes ago, Harry Potter said:

40 minutes, thats forever.

It depends on what else one gets up to whilst sitting there.  ::troll::

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10 minutes ago, Morgan said:

It depends on what else one gets up to whilst sitting there.  ::troll::

 

Start mixing those two and it's a slippery slope.

 

You'll be downloading Scat before you know it. And I don't mean jazz either...

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2 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said:

 

 

 

Probably using visual stimula propped up on the bog roll holder. 

 

 

:jj_facepalm:

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28 minutes ago, Craig_ said:

 

 

 

You'll be downloading Scat before you know it. 

:vrwow:

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Showers can range from 2-3 mins in the morning to 15-20 mins at night

 

Having a dump at home rarely happens midweek as I much prefer being paid while on the bog but can normally spend a good 20 mins in their, normally around half 9 when my morning coffee kicks in .

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7 hours ago, AlimOzturk said:

There is no way I could take a shite, shave and shower in less than 10 mins.  There are some things in life I won't rush, a shite is certainly top of that list with shaving up there


When you are shaving "up there" do you perch on the bog or stick your arse in the sink?

Asking for a friend  ....

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2 minutes ago, RobboM said:


When you are shaving "up there" do you perch on the bog or stick your arse in the sink?

Asking for a friend  ....

 

Squatting over a mirror obviously. 

 

 

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10 minutes ago, RobboM said:


When you are shaving "up there" do you perch on the bog or stick your arse in the sink?

Asking for a friend  ....

 

:gok:

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Robbo-Jambo
7 hours ago, Harry Potter said:

How long does it take some folk in the bathroom, i can be in and out in 10 minutes, completing a no 2, shower

and shave.

My wife takes forever been in there now for 40 minutes, nightmare.

Thoughts folks.

Poor woman.

 

Constipation is no laughing matter Harry.:qqb026:

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been here before
8 hours ago, Harry Potter said:

How long does it take some folk in the bathroom, i can be in and out in 10 minutes, completing a no 2, shower

and shave.

 

It is perfectly feasable to do all 3 at the same time thus saving even more precious minutes.

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6 hours ago, Dunks said:

I save my shit for work then sit there working out how much I'm being paid to actually shit. 

 

:verysmug:

Spend the last 15 minutes shitting. Its the workplace equivalent of running to the corner flag in injury time. So satisfying 

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3 hours ago, Craig_ said:

Goodness me, you boys need some fibre in your diets!

 

No wonder we're the sick man of Europe. 40 minutes to do a shite FFS!

It's out in 30 seconds for me. The other 39.5 are generally kickback 

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7 minutes ago, Thommo414 said:

Spend the last 15 minutes shitting. Its the workplace equivalent of running to the corner flag in injury time. So satisfying 

 

Haha. Class.

 

???

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Robbo-Jambo
2 hours ago, Thommo414 said:

Spend the last 15 minutes shitting. Its the workplace equivalent of running to the corner flag in injury time. So satisfying 

:jjyay:

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On 09/04/2019 at 13:39, Craig_ said:

Goodness me, you boys need some fibre in your diets!

 

No wonder we're the sick man of Europe. 40 minutes to do a shite FFS!

 

Toilet toilers like to loiter. 

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1 minute ago, ri Alban said:

Depends if I've had cider the night before, whether I artex the pan or not.

So, everyday then??

 

:greggy:

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Just now, Morgan said:

So, everyday then??

 

:greggy:

As that great philosopher, Annie said. "The sun will come out tomorrow"

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Just now, ri Alban said:

As that great philosopher, Annie said. "The sun will come out tomorrow"

:lol: 

 

 

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21 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said:

 

Did ye hear about the constipated Chancellor ? 

 

He couldn't Budget....

What did the mathematician do when he was constipated?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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