Ferris Bueller Posted March 12 I think I recall Robbie Keane doing that for spurs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roxy Hearts Posted March 12 WTF were his team mates going? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coolio Posted March 12 I love the way that the other striker initially hangs about to create the illusion of being the last man. Simplicity personified. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeff Posted March 12 Look at the greedy striker trying to knick the goal Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NLTFTh Posted March 12 Schoolboy stuff.. hahhahahhahhaahha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Elwood P Posted March 12 44 minutes ago, Maroon Sailor said: Austin McPhee will be adding that to our repertoire. Don't think Uche is the player to hide in the opposition goal though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jamboelite Posted March 12 Why the **** didnt his team mates give him a shout. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Do The Dance Posted March 12 Lee Miller tried to do it at Easter Road. Was pulled down by the goalie, no penalty given. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
milky_26 Posted March 13 what a snakely thing to do Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Treasurer Posted March 13 15 hours ago, Mr Elwood P said: Austin McPhee will be adding that to our repertoire. Don't think Uche is the player to hide in the opposition goal though. Olly Lee would be ideal for that, he's capable of hiding for 90 minutes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boris Posted March 13 Shay Given, only Irishman who doesn't know where Dublin is! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mid Calder Jambo Posted March 13 (edited) 16 hours ago, Mr Elwood P said: Austin McPhee will be adding that to our repertoire. Don't think Uche is the player to hide in the opposition goal though. You could see big Uche on the moon with a decent telescope. That goal was hilarious by the way. Edited March 13 by Mid Calder Jambo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
milky_26 Posted March 13 2 minutes ago, Mid Calder Jambo said: You could see big Uche on the moon with a decent telescope. That goal was hilarious by the way. could you imagine the keepers fear if he saw uche powering towards hom Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
merrymac Posted March 13 45 minutes ago, The Treasurer said: Olly Lee would be ideal for that, he's capable of hiding for 90 minutes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maroon Sailor Posted March 14 Would never have happened in the old days. Keepers used to just drop volley the ball from their hands and punt it in to orbit like Peter McCloy used to do. 8:52 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iantjambo Posted March 14 On 13/03/2019 at 14:47, The Treasurer said: Olly Lee would be ideal for that, he's capable of hiding for 90 minutes Thread has nothing to do with Hearts. Don’t let that stop you having a pop at a Hearts player though On topic: Why the **** did his teammates not let him know he was hovering about like that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jocam2325 Posted March 14 On 13/03/2019 at 14:47, The Treasurer said: Olly Lee would be ideal for that, he's capable of hiding for 90 minutes With Lee's pace, the keeper could have put the ball down, read the chapter of a book and managed to work out what Brexit is all about before he was anywhere near him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jocam2325 Posted March 14 17 minutes ago, iantjambo said: Thread has nothing to do with Hearts. Don’t let that stop you having a pop at a Hearts player though On topic: Why the **** did his teammates not let him know he was hovering about like that? Oh dry your eyes mate, stop being so precious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iantjambo Posted March 14 (edited) 11 minutes ago, Jocam2325 said: Oh dry your eyes mate, stop being so precious. Aye, cool mate 👍🏻 I'll leave you to slagging off a Hearts player in a thread about a goal scored in a match between Carlisle and Notts County. Edited March 14 by iantjambo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Samuel Camazzola Posted March 14 I remember before the laws were changed to offer goalies more protection, Andy Dibble had the ball nodded out of his palm when he was about to play it. I'm sure he was in goal for Man City v Nottingham Forest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iantjambo Posted March 14 3 minutes ago, Samuel Camazzola said: I remember before the laws were changed to offer goalies more protection, Andy Dibble had the ball nodded out of his palm when he was about to play it. I'm sure he was in goal for Man City v Nottingham Forest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Treasurer Posted March 15 15 hours ago, iantjambo said: Thread has nothing to do with Hearts. Don’t let that stop you having a pop at a Hearts player though On topic: Why the **** did his teammates not let him know he was hovering about like that? FFS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iantjambo Posted March 15 5 minutes ago, The Treasurer said: FFS Exactly what I thought when I read your post earlier. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Treasurer Posted March 15 6 minutes ago, iantjambo said: Exactly what I thought when I read your post earlier. Read my post properly. If you did you'd see it was a tongue in cheek response to a tongue in cheek post about Uche hiding behind the keeper. Not difficult to understand, unless of course you'd mislaid your sense of humour Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iantjambo Posted March 15 2 minutes ago, The Treasurer said: Read my post properly. If you did you'd see it was a tongue in cheek response to a tongue in cheek post about Uche hiding behind the keeper. Not difficult to understand, unless of course you'd mislaid your sense of humour My sense of humour is fine. All I saw was an unnecessary dig at a Hearts player in a thread with no Hearts content. If I've misinterpreted your post then I apologize for that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Treasurer Posted March 15 4 minutes ago, iantjambo said: My sense of humour is fine. All I saw was an unnecessary dig at a Hearts player in a thread with no Hearts content. If I've misinterpreted your post then I apologize for that. No problem, never realised you were so sensitive Olly * * that was a joke Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iantjambo Posted March 15 Just now, The Treasurer said: No problem, never realised you were so sensitive Olly * * that was a joke Touche Dick! * *Also a joke Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jocam2325 Posted March 15 18 hours ago, iantjambo said: Aye, cool mate 👍🏻 I'll leave you to slagging off a Hearts player in a thread about a goal scored in a match between Carlisle and Notts County. Oh dear. Sorry to upset you. It was just a wee bit banter. You know like the "Uche is so hard he....." or when Big Dave McPherson used to charge up the park to the donkey noise from his own fans. A wee bit banter. You poor wee precious soul. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bainy Posted March 15 19 hours ago, Maroon Sailor said: Would never have happened in the old days. Keepers used to just drop volley the ball from their hands and punt it in to orbit like Peter McCloy used to do. 8:52 Whats with all the wee cars parked round the pitch haha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iantjambo Posted March 15 11 minutes ago, Jocam2325 said: Oh dear. Sorry to upset you. It was just a wee bit banter. You know like the "Uche is so hard he....." or when Big Dave McPherson used to charge up the park to the donkey noise from his own fans. A wee bit banter. You poor wee precious soul. Are you ok? You seem a lot more offended by my post than I was of yours. You need a hug or something? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jocam2325 Posted March 15 Just now, iantjambo said: Are you ok? You seem a lot more offended by my post than I was of yours. You need a hug or something? great thanks. Didn't think I came across as upset in the least but still nice bit of deflection. Have a good day. Have the last word if you like too. Cheers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jambo, Goodbye Posted March 15 On 13/03/2019 at 08:14, Jamboelite said: Why the **** didnt his team mates give him a shout. That's what i thought, I wouldn't be blaming the keeper, his gormless teammates should have been screaming at him to warn him! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Treasurer Posted March 15 15 minutes ago, Bainy said: Whats with all the wee cars parked round the pitch haha Those were for disabled fans. Used to be a common sight back in the day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iantjambo Posted March 15 10 minutes ago, Jocam2325 said: great thanks. Didn't think I came across as upset in the least but still nice bit of deflection. Have a good day. Have the last word if you like too. Cheers Deflection from what? If you look back, you’ll see that I conceded that I may have misinterpreted The Treasurers post. You, however decided to keep it going. Hope you also have a good day. Thanks for the final word Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Samuel Camazzola Posted March 15 18 hours ago, iantjambo said: Seems just like yesterday! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dallas Green Posted March 15 (edited) While I don't mind them as a club, their stadium is a shitehole. It's a bog in the rain and their stands don't line up which causes the newer one to start at around the penatly spot and run past the goal line at the other end by about 12 yards. I assume this was done as part of a planned redevelopment on the stadium that never went ahead. Just looks utterly stupid 😂 Back to that goal, wtf were the opposition players doing by just standing around not giving their keeper a shout! Edit: Found a pic. Edited March 15 by Dallas Green Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bainy Posted March 15 2 hours ago, The Treasurer said: Those were for disabled fans. Used to be a common sight back in the day. I see very intersting. Showing my youth here. :-) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maroon Sailor Posted March 15 3 hours ago, Bainy said: Whats with all the wee cars parked round the pitch haha 2 hours ago, The Treasurer said: Those were for disabled fans. Used to be a common sight back in the day. They were called Invacars. I remember them behind the goals not along the side as in that match Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dunks Posted March 15 On 13/03/2019 at 15:19, Boris said: Shay Given, only Irishman who doesn't know where Dublin is! I'm sure Ray Houghton would struggle too Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
