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We totally need to up the song book - the Olly Lee song is starting to be utterly 'single fish' especially when he's not even on the park, AND we have around 8 players better that are worthy of a song!

 

Here's my shout - American Boy - not to the Kayne rap but the Estelle lyrics.

 

Steven Naismith came to Hearts cause of Craig Levein

Uche, Berra, Souttar, Smith complete the dream

We really love you and Budge loves you too

You’ll be our top Gorgie boys

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic5vxw3eijY

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Love it! If we can get a message to Scott Wilson in time for Auchinleck, the song could be added to the matchday playlist and we can all give your version a go.

 

 

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Songs that originate on Kickback never, ever make it to the game.

 

If you have a suggestion, you need to get it started in a pub before a game or at a game itself.

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1 hour ago, Phil Dunphy said:

Songs that originate on Kickback never, ever make it to the game.

 

If you have a suggestion, you need to get it started in a pub before a game or at a game itself.

 

Not true I don't think

 

Recently I'm sure the Olly Lee song originated on here, or at least got the ball rolling most of the way. There are others that escape my memory right now.

 

Naismith badly needs a song. Our best player and one we want to keep, anything to get the song book ball rolling.

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Naisy Naisy

Give me a goal or 2

We go crazy

All for the love of u

You scored against the cabbage

You’re our wee Jambo Savage

So give us a treat

With ur head or ur feet

And score us a goal or 2

 

Ur welcome ??❤️??

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There’s only one Steven Naismith 

Loves the Hearts

and he hates hibs 

he’s got no hair and we don’t care

walking in a Naisy wonderland 

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7 hours ago, Armageddon said:

We totally need to up the song book - the Olly Lee song is starting to be utterly 'single fish' especially when he's not even on the park, AND we have around 8 players better that are worthy of a song!

 

Here's my shout - American Boy - not to the Kayne rap but the Estelle lyrics.

 

Steven Naismith came to Hearts cause of Craig Levein

Uche, Berra, Souttar, Smith complete the dream

We really love you and Budge loves you too

You’ll be our top Gorgie boys

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic5vxw3eijY

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:rofl: 

 

 

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16 hours ago, Armageddon said:

We totally need to up the song book - the Olly Lee song is starting to be utterly 'single fish' especially when he's not even on the park, AND we have around 8 players better that are worthy of a song!

 

Here's my shout - American Boy - not to the Kayne rap but the Estelle lyrics.

 

Steven Naismith came to Hearts cause of Craig Levein

Uche, Berra, Souttar, Smith complete the dream

We really love you and Budge loves you too

You’ll be our top Gorgie boys

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic5vxw3eijY

 

 

 

 

 

 

Haha that’s Tam White 

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He needs one but think a classic with new words would be more appropriate. A la Naisy Naisy or 1 Stevie Naismith above

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1 hour ago, Sarah O said:

Not enough singing about kaffliks, illness, disabilities or terrorist organisations. 

 

For that reason in out.

Yellow submarine 

 

Stevie Naismith he hates the IRA etc

 

Done

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38 minutes ago, Phil Dunphy said:

Some truly tragic chat on here this morning.

 

Thread was pleasant enough until the usual suspect decided to turn it into yet another bigoted song thread. 

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Governor Tarkin
43 minutes ago, Phil Dunphy said:

Some truly tragic chat on here this morning.

 

They just can't help themselves.

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Just now, Governor Tarkin said:

 

They just can't help themselves.

 

I dunno about that, I just sent Andy Nics effort to Budge. I just hope she doesn’t take it out of context ?

 

Its only right that she knows the kind of filth us decent supporters have to deal with on here, and we all know she likes a trial by social media. 

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25 minutes ago, Nookie Bear said:

 

Thread was pleasant enough until the usual suspect decided to turn it into yet another bigoted song thread. 

 

15 minutes ago, Governor Tarkin said:

 

They just can't help themselves.

 

It's a shame that some Hearts supporters want to label the Hearts support as pro-UDA, anti-Catholic bigots.

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1 minute ago, Phil Dunphy said:

 

 

It's a shame that some Hearts supporters want to label the Hearts support as pro-UDA, anti-Catholic bigots.

 

It suits their agenda ?

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Governor Tarkin
Just now, Phil Dunphy said:

 

 

It's a shame that some Hearts supporters want to label the Hearts support as pro-UDA, anti-Catholic bigots.

 

It's a peculiar form of self-loathing.

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6 minutes ago, Nookie Bear said:

 

It suits their agenda ?

 

4 minutes ago, Governor Tarkin said:

 

It's a peculiar form of self-loathing.

 

Asks more questions about their character than it answers.

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been here before

One for away games...

 

'His name is Steven Naismith

He's playing for the Hearts but he started out at Killie.

He's singing Fxxk the Pope cause he fxxxxn loves King Billy'

 

Repeat solid for about 15 minutes with accompaniment from a shit drummer.

Im thinking the tune should be something gash from the mid 80's - Johnny Hates Jazz/Brother Beyond, that sort of thing. There's probably scope for a line about Fenians too but I got bored.

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6 minutes ago, Big Slim Stylee said:

Love a good song thread. An abundance of cringeworthy cheese on a morning ?

 

This one is just for certain members to carry on the chat from another thread that was locked earlier today.

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3 minutes ago, Phil Dunphy said:

 

This one is just for certain members to carry on the chat from another thread that was locked earlier today.

 

You mean the certain members that try to turn every thread into an argument?

 

 

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16 minutes ago, been here before said:

One for away games...

 

'His name is Steven Naismith

He's playing for the Hearts but he started out at Killie.

He's singing Fxxk the Pope cause he fxxxxn loves King Billy'

 

Repeat solid for about 15 minutes with accompaniment from a shit drummer.

Im thinking the tune should be something gash from the mid 80's - Johnny Hates Jazz/Brother Beyond, that sort of thing. There's probably scope for a line about Fenians too but I got bored.

 

Awww...if only you’d been here 3 hours ago when that was funny. ☹️

 

 

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been here before
25 minutes ago, Nookie Bear said:

 

Awww...if only you’d been here 3 hours ago when that was funny. ☹️

 

 

 

Damn if only I had been and perhaps even got a little validation from you.

 

Because that matters, dont ever think otherwise.

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8 minutes ago, been here before said:

 

Damn if only I had been and perhaps even got a little validation from you.

 

Because that matters, dont ever think otherwise.

 

You’ll know next time. 

 

Maybe write a song about it. A funny one this time?

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Leveeein is at the wheel,

Tell me how goood does it feel,

 

We've got Naismith & Haring & Claaare,

We've got Uche who's built like a beaaar,

 

Duh duh doo doo, do do do do do,

Doo doo, do do do do do,

 

'Biggest derby our city has seeeen,

We lived the dream

 

Duh duh doo duh, do do do do do,

Doo duh, do do do do do,

 

[Repeat]

 

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41 minutes ago, JamboTee1874 said:

 

 

Leveeein is at the wheel,

Tell me how goood does it feel,

 

We've got Naismith & Haring & Claaare,

We've got Uche who's built like a beaaar,

 

Duh duh doo doo, do do do do do,

Doo doo, do do do do do,

 

Played the Hibees in May and we won

****ed them 5 - 1!

 

Duh duh doo duh, do do do do do,

Doo duh, do do do do do,

 

[Repeat]

 

 

Excellent. Fixed the last verse.

 

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3 hours ago, JamboTee1874 said:

 

 

Leveeein is at the wheel,

Tell me how goood does it feel,

 

We've got Naismith & Haring & Claaare,

We've got Uche who's built like a beaaar,

 

Duh duh doo doo, do do do do do,

Doo doo, do do do do do,

 

'Biggest derby our city has seeeen,

We lived the dream

 

Duh duh doo duh, do do do do do,

Doo duh, do do do do do,

 

[Repeat]

 

 

For a Kickback song, that's not a bad effort at all.

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He really should have a song. We the fans need to show him how much he means to us and the club. Let him know how much he’s loved and it may help when it comes to making a decision in his future. 

The song writers among us need to make it happen. ??

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I think we need something a bit simpler.

 

Blast from the past, we used to sing Rene Moller's name to the Prince of Denmark's March.

 

I thought of Rene Moller because Stephen Naismith also has four syllables.

 

I suppose a good old "Oh, Stevie, Stevie.   Stevie, Stevie Stevie, Stevie Naismith" would be better than nothing.

 

And once he's scored against Hibs, he will qualify for a "Who put the ball in the Hibees net?" 

 

It's certainly embarrassing that we don't have a song for him. We used to have several for Donald Ford, the Laurel and Hardie one being the best.

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Captain America

My 5 year daughter and I adapted the lyrics to the Man City 'Guardiola' chant to the tune of 'Glad all over' in the car on way back from game earlier this season. 

 

Well, we sang  'We've got' then done clap bit then sang  'Steven Naismith' 

 

We are not exactly Elton John & Bernie Taupin but passed the time on drive home. 

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2 minutes ago, Captain America said:

My 5 year daughter and I adapted the lyrics to the Man City 'Guardiola' chant to the tune of 'Glad all over' in the car on way back from game earlier this season. 

 

Well, we sang  'We've got' then done clap bit then sang  'Steven Naismith' 

 

We are not exactly Elton John & Bernie Taupin but passed the time on drive home. 

 

Thought about nicking that one before and i came up with a simple: "We've got...Craig and Austin", but the Naismith one is better.

 

Here are their lyics:

Say that you want me (x2)

All of the time (x2)

Say that you need me (x2)

Always be mine (x2)

Cos we've got (clap clap) Guardiola, We've got (clap clap) Guardiola (x2)

 

 

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Easy boys.Keep it simple.

 

One Steven Naismith

Theres only one Steven Naismith

There is a Gary Naismith

But only one Steven Naaaaiiiismith.

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On 02/02/2019 at 16:42, Armageddon said:

We totally need to up the song book - the Olly Lee song is starting to be utterly 'single fish' especially when he's not even on the park, AND we have around 8 players better that are worthy of a song!

 

Here's my shout - American Boy - not to the Kayne rap but the Estelle lyrics.

 

Steven Naismith came to Hearts cause of Craig Levein

Uche, Berra, Souttar, Smith complete the dream

We really love you and Budge loves you too

You’ll be our top Gorgie boys

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic5vxw3eijY

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just bumping this up so we are ready for Wednesday night.

 

Scott Wilson get it ready and the choir boys clear their throats for the count in from the Wheatfield!

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3 hours ago, His name is said:

Can someone come up with a chant to this? Good catchy tune

 

Steven Naismith
Hes our number 14
And we watch him score
For our famous team
Give him the ball
And he scores against hibs
He's Stevie Naismith
He's Stevie Naismith

 

Ok i'll grab my coat.

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We don’t know if you’re leaving

Or where you’re gonna go

Our hearts will be a grieving

But we just thought you should know

For the last 2 years

We’ve been loving all the goals

From Naisy, Naisy

Stevie Stevie Naismith

 

T A X I ???

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To the tune of she’s a belter. 

 

Ohh Stevie Naismith 

Better than the rest 

On loan from Norwich 

And now he plays for hertz

He’s our forward 

Scoring all our goals 

When he jumps

he wins every header.

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Toxteth O'Grady
On 04/02/2019 at 17:41, ShedBoy said:

 

We don’t know if you’re leaving

Or where you’re gonna go

Our hearts will be a grieving

But we just thought you should know

For the last 2 years

We’ve been loving all the goals

From Naisy, Naisy

Stevie Stevie Naismith

 

T A X I ???

Naisy Naisy Who dafuk is naisy?

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Breaking a personal promise never to contribute to these song threads but cannae resist.  To that Virgil van dyke tune / dirty old town above :

 

We only win

When he’s in the team

He loves the hearts 

Our number 14

He’ll tear you apart

you’ll never deal with

Stevie Naismith 

Stevie Naismith

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Here's an appropriate song for "Naisy" which I'm sure our Kickback songwriters could change the words in time for Sunday.  I look forward to hearing it if Scot Wilson will play it. ?

 

 

 

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