graygo Posted December 21, 2018 "You're not putting it there." When I put the milk back in the wrong place in the fridge. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roxy Hearts Posted December 21, 2018 OMG oh my god. Does my nut in. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gjcc Posted December 22, 2018 59 minutes ago, graygo said: "You're not putting it there." When I put the milk back in the wrong place in the fridge. To be fair the milk and chocolate milk are right next to eachother, but it’s probably wise not to get them mixed up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ulysses Posted December 22, 2018 When you're watching a snooker match, and someone starts singing "Who's the ******* in the gloves?". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
red21 Posted December 22, 2018 "I'll ping it over to you." The use of the term "annual leave". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maiden Gorgie Posted December 22, 2018 Politicians saying "Let's be clear....." at the start of a sentence. I think George Osbourne started it and it has mutated. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iantjambo Posted December 22, 2018 “And I was like...” “And she was like...” “and he was like...” My step daughter is the worlds worst for this, she will say each variation of the above about a hundred times if telling a story. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Real Maroonblood Posted December 22, 2018 “Take care.” Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jamtartan74 Posted December 22, 2018 Nae worries, what’s happening, at the end of the day, to cut a long story short ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brighton Jambo Posted December 22, 2018 In football there are two that drive me mad: 1. He’s shot from range. That could be short range, long range but it’s just commentators trying to be cool. 2. They are back on terms. As above it’s lazy nonsense. It could be equal or unequal terms so just say back on equal terms. Drives me insane!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jamtartan74 Posted December 22, 2018 Hearts nil ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ri Alban Posted December 22, 2018 (edited) Make America Great Again. Build a wall. The People vote Brexit. At the end of the day. Em Do you see what I'm saying. Better Together. We're in this together. WATP Vote Conservative Vote Labour And any stupid patter from football pundits. Edited December 22, 2018 by ri Alban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fancy a brew Posted December 22, 2018 "It' would be rude not to" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peebo Posted December 22, 2018 8 hours ago, stevieboobs said: "I'm not being funny, but"f I’ve never heard this precede anything that could be confused with humour. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muppetboy Posted December 22, 2018 What’s fir ye will no go by ye Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harry Potter Posted December 22, 2018 Smash it, ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elshin Posted December 22, 2018 Tasty Ive got a tasty wage coming my way Fek right off Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Sifter Posted December 22, 2018 4 hours ago, iantjambo said: “And I was like...” “And she was like...” “and he was like...” My step daughter is the worlds worst for this, she will say each variation of the above about a hundred times if telling a story. My wife does this. ****ing irritating as **** ? Other irritants off the top of my head... ”Super” anything. Super excited, super buzzing....**** off you *****. Young folk that are ‘literally’ this and ‘literally’ that. Cretinous *******s. Had a lassie in the cab last week tellin her pals she was ‘literally literally no happy like’. I genuinely thought about smashing my cab into a wall at high speed, just to see what she’d literally say. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Sifter Posted December 22, 2018 3 hours ago, jamtartan74 said: Nae worries, what’s happening, at the end of the day, to cut a long story short ? I use every one of these ? Like, literally ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gjcc Posted December 22, 2018 4 hours ago, jamtartan74 said: At the end of the day. ? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ua6DPPWnL8 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muppetboy Posted December 22, 2018 Using ‘eh’ at the end of a sentence. When people say “ I went to the shop,eh” how the **** should I know?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
milky_26 Posted December 22, 2018 in a footballing sense "he hit that too well" no you moron if he hit it that well it would have been a goal Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EH11_2NL Posted December 22, 2018 'You do the math'........whoever says that is a complete pie! It's arithmetic FFS!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Placid Casual Posted December 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Mr Sifter said: ”Super” anything. Super excited, super buzzing....**** off you *****. Young folk that are ‘literally’ this and ‘literally’ that. Cretinous *******s. Had a lassie in the cab last week tellin her pals she was ‘literally literally no happy like’. I genuinely thought about smashing my cab into a wall at high speed, just to see what she’d literally say. These two I hate. Also, “So I rocked up to the (office/airport/church)” ”Anyone up for a cheeky pint?” Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King prawn Posted December 22, 2018 10 minutes ago, Placid Casual said: These two I hate. Also, “So I rocked up to the (office/airport/church)” ”Anyone up for a cheeky pint?” Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tazio Posted December 22, 2018 14 hours ago, Thommo414 said: Taking our country back, there's another one Great line on a Sons Of Kemet track “you say you want to take your country back, I just wanna move it forwards” NB may be paraphrased. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tazio Posted December 22, 2018 1 hour ago, EH11_2NL said: 'You do the math'........whoever says that is a complete pie! It's arithmetic FFS!!!! And even if it wasn’t arithmetic it would be maths. With an S. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ted (Theodore) Logan Posted December 22, 2018 15 hours ago, Ray Gin said: Should of / could of / would of But "kind of" is ok for some reason Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
132goals1958 Posted December 22, 2018 I dislike the expression " Early Doors " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thommo414 Posted December 22, 2018 23 minutes ago, Superunknown said: But "kind of" is ok for some reason It's not supposed to be "kind have" like the other ones though Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Morgan Posted December 22, 2018 7 hours ago, iantjambo said: “And I was like...” “And she was like...” “and he was like...” My step daughter is the worlds worst for this, she will say each variation of the above about a hundred times if telling a story. Similarly, Ah went... He went.... She went.... Am like, GTF Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Morgan Posted December 22, 2018 7 hours ago, jamtartan74 said: Nae worries, what’s happening, at the end of the day, to cut a long story short ? Horrendous. Are these folk Australian? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Morgan Posted December 22, 2018 Should of. Could of. Would of. Try the word ‘have’ please, it’ll look better and it will actually make sense too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arnold Rothstein Posted December 22, 2018 15 hours ago, Rab Mac52 said: I'm good. Absolutely this. Hate it. Also, halfwitted co-commentators using the phrase “the keeper just about does enough there” when in fact he has done enough and kept the ball out. Just total bollocks. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arnold Rothstein Posted December 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Tazio said: And even if it wasn’t arithmetic it would be maths. With an S. Isn’t arithmetic just a branch of maths though? Could be wrong. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Morgan Posted December 22, 2018 2 minutes ago, jamboy1982 said: Coolio Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
milky_26 Posted December 22, 2018 10 minutes ago, Morgan said: Should of. Could of. Would of. Try the word ‘have’ please, it’ll look better and it will actually make sense too. nae probs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seymour M Hersh Posted December 22, 2018 12 minutes ago, Arnold Rothstein said: Absolutely this. Hate it. Also, halfwitted co-commentators using the phrase “the keeper just about does enough there” when in fact he has done enough and kept the ball out. Just total bollocks. Well done AR for including one of my pet hates. People gratuitously inserting this word where it doesn't belong. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ray Gin Posted December 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Superunknown said: But "kind of" is ok for some reason For the reason that it makes sense and is correct. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redjambo Posted December 22, 2018 Definitely "reaching out to" instead of "contacting" for me. "Moving forward" instead of "From now on" or "In the future". Also, the American habit of adding an "of" to a preposition. "He was inside of a box". No!!! It's "He was inside a box". End of story. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arnold Rothstein Posted December 22, 2018 (edited) Also the use of the word ‘revert’ totally inappropriately, usually in email. When you ask someone a question that they don’t know the answer to and they respond with “I’ll check that and revert”. Total nonsense. Edited December 22, 2018 by Arnold Rothstein Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Morgan Posted December 22, 2018 Run that idea up the flagpole. Keep me in the loop. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mikey1874 Posted December 22, 2018 17 hours ago, Ulysses said: When you're watching a snooker match, and someone starts singing "Who's the ******* in the gloves?". Snooker is a sub group on it's own of annoying phrases "He needs snookers" Now I do know that technically that is what they say BUT it's not 'he needs snookers". It's he needs extra points from foul shots. Rant over. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deodato Posted December 22, 2018 We play this game at work, especially when on calls with Americans who think they know it all but know f all. https://www.hobotraveler.com/wankwordbingo.htm Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
obua Posted December 22, 2018 2 hours ago, Mikey1874 said: Snooker is a sub group on it's own of annoying phrases "He needs snookers" Now I do know that technically that is what they say BUT it's not 'he needs snookers". It's he needs extra points from foul shots. Rant over. A snooker is when the ball you are attempting to hit is blocked,if your not happy go get pooled. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mikey1874 Posted December 22, 2018 1 hour ago, obua said: A snooker is when the ball you are attempting to hit is blocked,if your not happy go get pooled. So "needing snookers" is not what a player needs. He need points for fouls. Which can happen without snookers. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HamishMcGonagall Posted December 22, 2018 "a cheeky...." when subject matter is not only not cheeky but something that could never actually be cheeky. Football related - the whole player in his back pocket nonsense. The comments hours after the game (on here in particular, seen it plenty times!) "as he still got *opposition player* in his back pocket?"..... aye, very funny pal. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RobboM Posted December 22, 2018 It's political correctness gone mad! It's health and safety gone mad! I'm not racist but .... All ***** Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_razors_edge Posted December 22, 2018 On 21/12/2018 at 20:33, Ray Gin said: What's for ye won't go by ye This x infinity. When I graduated from Uni and was struggling to find a full time job, I heard this so many times it started to sap my soul Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
