Most irritating sayings or expressions

[Roxy Hearts]

OMG oh my god. Does my nut in. 

[gjcc]

59 minutes ago, graygo said:

"You're not putting it there."

 

When I put the milk back in the wrong place in the fridge. 

 

 

 

To be fair the milk and chocolate milk are right next to eachother, but it’s probably wise not to get them mixed up. 

[Ulysses]

When you're watching a snooker match, and someone starts singing "Who's the ******* in the gloves?". 

[red21]

"I'll ping it over to you."

The use of the term "annual leave".

 

 

 

 

[Maiden Gorgie]

Politicians saying "Let's be clear....." at the start of a sentence.

 

I think George Osbourne started it and it has mutated.

[iantjambo]

“And I was like...” “And she was like...” “and he was like...”

 

My step daughter is the worlds worst for this, she will say each variation of the above about a hundred times if telling a story.

[The Real Maroonblood]

“Take care.”

[jamtartan74]

Nae worries, what’s happening, at the end of the day, to cut a long story short ? 

[Brighton Jambo]

In football there are two that drive me mad:

 

1.  He’s shot from range.    That could be short range, long range but it’s just commentators trying to be cool.

 

2.  They are back on terms.  As above it’s lazy nonsense.  It could be equal or unequal terms so just say back on equal terms.

 

Drives me insane!! 

[jamtartan74]

Hearts nil ?

[ri Alban]

Make America Great Again.

Build a wall.

The People vote

Brexit.

At the end of the day.

Em

Do you see what I'm saying.

Better Together.

We're in this together.

WATP

Vote Conservative

Vote Labour

And any stupid patter from football pundits.

[Beni]

"It' would be rude not to"

[Peebo]

8 hours ago, stevieboobs said:

"I'm not being funny, but"f

I’ve never heard this precede anything that could be confused with humour. 

[Muppetboy]

What’s fir ye will no go by ye

[Harry Potter]

Smash it, ?

[Elshin]

Tasty

 

Ive got a tasty wage coming my way

 

Fek right off

[Mr Sifter]

4 hours ago, iantjambo said:

“And I was like...” “And she was like...” “and he was like...”

 

My step daughter is the worlds worst for this, she will say each variation of the above about a hundred times if telling a story.

 

My wife does this. ****ing irritating as **** ?

 

Other irritants off the top of my head...

 

”Super” anything. Super excited, super buzzing....**** off you *****. 

 

Young folk that are ‘literally’ this and ‘literally’ that. Cretinous *******s. Had a lassie in the cab last week tellin her pals she was ‘literally literally no happy like’. I genuinely thought about smashing my cab into a wall at high speed, just to see what she’d literally say. 

[Mr Sifter]

3 hours ago, jamtartan74 said:

Nae worries, what’s happening, at the end of the day, to cut a long story short ? 

 

I use every one of these ?

 

Like, literally ?

[gjcc]

4 hours ago, jamtartan74 said:

At the end of the day. ? 

 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ua6DPPWnL8

[Muppetboy]

Using ‘eh’ at the end of a sentence. When people say “ I went to the shop,eh”  how the **** should I know??

[milky_26]

in a footballing sense 

 

"he hit that too well" no you moron if he hit it that well it would have been a goal

[EH11_2NL]

'You do the math'........whoever says that is a complete pie! It's arithmetic FFS!!!!

[Placid Casual]

1 hour ago, Mr Sifter said:

”Super” anything. Super excited, super buzzing....**** off you *****. 

 

Young folk that are ‘literally’ this and ‘literally’ that. Cretinous *******s. Had a lassie in the cab last week tellin her pals she was ‘literally literally no happy like’. I genuinely thought about smashing my cab into a wall at high speed, just to see what she’d literally say. 

 

These two I hate.

 

Also, “So I rocked up to the (office/airport/church)”

 

”Anyone up for a cheeky pint?”

[King prawn]

10 minutes ago, Placid Casual said:

 

These two I hate.

 

Also, “So I rocked up to the (office/airport/church)”

 

”Anyone up for a cheeky pint?”

 

[Tazio]

14 hours ago, Thommo414 said:

Taking our country back, there's another one

Great line on a Sons Of Kemet track “you say you want to take your country back, I just wanna move it forwards” 

NB may be paraphrased. 

[Tazio]

1 hour ago, EH11_2NL said:

'You do the math'........whoever says that is a complete pie! It's arithmetic FFS!!!!

And even if it wasn’t arithmetic it would be maths. 

 

With an S. 

[Hansel]

15 hours ago, Ray Gin said:

Should of / could of / would of

 

 

But "kind of" is ok for some reason

[132goals1958]

I dislike the expression " Early  Doors "

[Thommo414]

23 minutes ago, Superunknown said:

But "kind of" is ok for some reason

It's not supposed to be "kind have" like the other ones though 

[Morgan]

7 hours ago, iantjambo said:

“And I was like...” “And she was like...” “and he was like...”

 

My step daughter is the worlds worst for this, she will say each variation of the above about a hundred times if telling a story.

Similarly, Ah went...  He went....   She went....

 

Am like, GTF  

[Morgan]

7 hours ago, jamtartan74 said:

Nae worries, what’s happening, at the end of the day, to cut a long story short ? 

Horrendous.

 

Are these folk Australian?

[Morgan]

Should of.  

 

Could of.  

 

Would of.  

 

Try the word ‘have’ please, it’ll look better and it will actually make sense too.

[jamboy1982]

Coolio

[Arnold Rothstein]

15 hours ago, Rab Mac52 said:

I'm good.

 

Absolutely this. Hate it. 

 

Also, halfwitted co-commentators using the phrase “the keeper just about does enough there” when in fact he has done enough and kept the ball out. Just total bollocks. 

[Arnold Rothstein]

1 hour ago, Tazio said:

And even if it wasn’t arithmetic it would be maths. 

 

With an S. 

 

Isn’t arithmetic just a branch of maths though? Could be wrong. 

[Morgan]

2 minutes ago, jamboy1982 said:

Coolio

[milky_26]

10 minutes ago, Morgan said:

Should of.  

 

Could of.  

 

Would of.  

 

Try the word ‘have’ please, it’ll look better and it will actually make sense too.

nae probs

[Seymour M Hersh]

12 minutes ago, Arnold Rothstein said:

 

Absolutely this. Hate it. 

 

Also, halfwitted co-commentators using the phrase “the keeper just about does enough there” when in fact he has done enough and kept the ball out. Just total bollocks. 

 

Well done AR for including one of my pet hates. People gratuitously inserting this word where it doesn't belong. 

[Ray Gin]

1 hour ago, Superunknown said:

But "kind of" is ok for some reason

 

For the reason that it makes sense and is correct.

[redjambo]

Definitely "reaching out to" instead of "contacting" for me.

 

"Moving forward" instead of "From now on" or "In the future".

 

Also, the American habit of adding an "of" to a preposition. "He was inside of a box". No!!! It's "He was inside a box". End of story.

[Arnold Rothstein]

Also the use of the word ‘revert’ totally inappropriately, usually in email. When you ask someone a question that they don’t know the answer to and they respond with “I’ll check that and revert”. Total nonsense. 

[Morgan]

Run that idea up the flagpole.  

 

Keep me in the loop.   

[Mikey1874]

17 hours ago, Ulysses said:

When you're watching a snooker match, and someone starts singing "Who's the ******* in the gloves?". 

 

Snooker is a sub group on it's own of annoying phrases

 

"He needs snookers"

 

Now I do know that technically that is what they say BUT it's not 'he needs snookers". It's he needs extra points from foul shots.

 

Rant over. 

[Deodato]

We play this game at work, especially when on calls with Americans who think they know it all but know f all. 

 

https://www.hobotraveler.com/wankwordbingo.htm

[obua]

2 hours ago, Mikey1874 said:

 

Snooker is a sub group on it's own of annoying phrases

 

"He needs snookers"

 

Now I do know that technically that is what they say BUT it's not 'he needs snookers". It's he needs extra points from foul shots.

 

Rant over. 

A snooker is when the ball you are attempting to hit is blocked,if your not happy go get pooled.

[Mikey1874]

1 hour ago, obua said:

A snooker is when the ball you are attempting to hit is blocked,if your not happy go get pooled.

 

So "needing snookers" is not what a player needs. He need points for fouls. Which can happen without snookers. 

[HamishMcGonagall]

"a cheeky...." when subject matter is not only not cheeky but something that could never actually be cheeky.

 

Football related - the whole player in his back pocket nonsense.  The comments hours after the game (on here in particular, seen it plenty times!) "as he still got *opposition player* in his back pocket?"..... aye, very funny pal.

[RobboM]

It's political correctness gone mad!
It's health and safety gone mad!
I'm not racist but ....
All *****

[The_razors_edge]

On 21/12/2018 at 20:33, Ray Gin said:

What's for ye won't go by ye

 

 

This x infinity. When I graduated from Uni and was struggling to find a full time job, I heard this so many times it started to sap my soul

[William H. Bonney]

Peeps. 

 

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