Dawnrazor Posted December 21, 2018 Posted December 21, 2018 "but people didn't know what they were voting for"
Morgan Posted December 21, 2018 Posted December 21, 2018 In answer to the question ‘how was your Christmas’? ’Aye, quiet’ GTF.
Dawnrazor Posted December 21, 2018 Posted December 21, 2018 7 minutes ago, obua said: My bad. What the **** does that even mean??? I've banned my son from saying it ?
Dawnrazor Posted December 21, 2018 Posted December 21, 2018 At the start of any sentence "So........."
Victorian Posted December 21, 2018 Posted December 21, 2018 I've always believed that things happen for a reason (with Australian Question Intonation). **** off.
been here before Posted December 21, 2018 Posted December 21, 2018 On here... "There's a player in there". "No-one should go to a football match and never come home". "Tragedy, thoughts with the family".
Dagger Is Back Posted December 21, 2018 Posted December 21, 2018 34 minutes ago, Morgan said: In answer to the question ‘how was your Christmas’? ’Aye, quiet’ GTF. I wouldn’t get too irritated Morgan my friend. That will be my response this year because that’s exactly what it will be. Lots of folks dread Xmas for many reasons. We’ll be joining them this year. Cheers ?
Bill Sikes Posted December 21, 2018 Posted December 21, 2018 "I turned around and said" "I'm just heading through" .. .. .. through ****in what Ffs.
Dawnrazor Posted December 21, 2018 Posted December 21, 2018 "I'll rock up at...." Or, "When I rocked up..." Especially when extolled by a middle aged man.
gjcc Posted December 21, 2018 Posted December 21, 2018 “See you later” when said by people that will absolutely never see you again. Spoiler I catch myself saying it all the time. ?
gjcc Posted December 21, 2018 Posted December 21, 2018 “Are you busy?” when used by the missus wanting something done. 99% of the time I’m obviously not busy but have just sat down for a rest having previously been busy.
Helzibob Posted December 21, 2018 Posted December 21, 2018 19 minutes ago, gjcc said: “Are you busy?” when used by the missus wanting something done. 99% of the time I’m obviously not busy but have just sat down for a rest having previously been busy. On the same note “can I just have a quick word” when you are clearly rushing out the office. Could you not have come over 10 minutes ago? ?
Fitzroy Pointon Posted December 21, 2018 Posted December 21, 2018 "Oh you on your lunch?" No. No, I'm just indulging in my hobby of stuffing a sandwich in my mouth at noon every day.
Fitzroy Pointon Posted December 21, 2018 Posted December 21, 2018 My cousin lives in Australia. He's heading to NZ for Christmas. He posted this on Facebook today.
tcjambo Posted December 21, 2018 Posted December 21, 2018 Any politician calling themself "progressive" - sanctimonious bullshit. Krankie FFS.
Craig_ Posted December 21, 2018 Posted December 21, 2018 Already at the end of sentences. "Just ....... already". Think it's an Americanism.
Dawnrazor Posted December 21, 2018 Posted December 21, 2018 5 minutes ago, Salad Fingers said: My cousin lives in Australia. He's heading to NZ for Christmas. He posted this on Facebook today. Never heard that before.
King prawn Posted December 21, 2018 Posted December 21, 2018 25 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said: "reached out" ?? Touch base my arse of a boss used re-solutionise recently too.
Thommo414 Posted December 21, 2018 Posted December 21, 2018 "full fat coke"...a drink that contains no fat. "regular coke", is acceptable. "full sugar coke" is also acceptable but the full fat bit irritates me for no real reason other than being a pedantic ***** "Grinds my gears" - piss off "Part and parcel" - the cliche of every interview with some thick as pigshit football player ever
Morgan Posted December 21, 2018 Posted December 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Dagger Is Back said: I wouldn’t get too irritated Morgan my friend. That will be my response this year because that’s exactly what it will be. Lots of folks dread Xmas for many reasons. We’ll be joining them this year. Cheers ? Hope that doesn’t mean something sad, Dagger? If so, I apologise for a flippant post. Sorry man. Morgan
AlphonseCapone Posted December 21, 2018 Posted December 21, 2018 "Shenanigans". Horrific word used by horrific people. "Wine o'clock". Used by middle class jakies. "Brown bag meeting". **** off and don't arrange a meeting at lunch time. "Krankie". Absolutely howling chat. "Brexit means Brexit". Phrase used for simpletons, lapped up by simpletons. "He's a character", you mean a prick.
Morgan Posted December 21, 2018 Posted December 21, 2018 That’s a blue sky idea. A computer that is all singing, all dancing.
Thommo414 Posted December 21, 2018 Posted December 21, 2018 1 minute ago, AlphonseCapone said: "Shenanigans". Horrific word used by horrific people. "Wine o'clock". Used by middle class jakies. "Brown bag meeting". **** off and don't arrange a meeting at lunch time. "Krankie". Absolutely howling chat. "Brexit means Brexit". Phrase used for simpletons, lapped up by simpletons. "He's a character", you mean a prick. Taking our country back, there's another one
Morgan Posted December 21, 2018 Posted December 21, 2018 1 minute ago, AlphonseCapone said: "Shenanigans". Horrific word used by horrific people. "Wine o'clock". Used by middle class jakies. "Brown bag meeting". **** off and don't arrange a meeting at lunch time. "Krankie". Absolutely howling chat. "Brexit means Brexit". Phrase used for simpletons, lapped up by simpletons. "He's a character", you mean a prick.
Jlv2004 Posted December 21, 2018 Posted December 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, AlphonseCapone said: "Shenanigans". Horrific word used by horrific people. "Wine o'clock". Used by middle class jakies. "Brown bag meeting". **** off and don't arrange a meeting at lunch time. "Krankie". Absolutely howling chat. "Brexit means Brexit". Phrase used for simpletons, lapped up by simpletons. "He's a character", you mean a prick. Agree with all bar the first.
Jlv2004 Posted December 21, 2018 Posted December 21, 2018 2 hours ago, Muppetboy said: It is what it is I don't mind this one.
Thommo414 Posted December 21, 2018 Posted December 21, 2018 "U OK hun?" the question that enables attention seeking arseholes like no other followed by the ever reliable "pm me bbz"
Dagger Is Back Posted December 21, 2018 Posted December 21, 2018 8 minutes ago, Morgan said: Hope that doesn’t mean something sad, Dagger? If so, I apologise for a flippant post. Sorry man. Morgan No need to apologise Morgan buddy. It’s an Internet forum where most folks don’t know each other at all. Me that should apologise not you. Just me getting to the end of a shitty year and I should have kept that off the forum. Sorry dude ?
Morgan Posted December 21, 2018 Posted December 21, 2018 3 minutes ago, Dagger Is Back said: No need to apologise Morgan buddy. It’s an Internet forum where most folks don’t know each other at all. Me that should apologise not you. Just me getting to the end of a shitty year and I should have kept that off the forum. Sorry dude ? Thanks for that, Dagger. Good of you.
Ulysses Posted December 21, 2018 Posted December 21, 2018 "Now Ulysses, I think we both know why we're here."
Boof Posted December 21, 2018 Posted December 21, 2018 2 hours ago, Ray Gin said: Should of / could of / would of / end thread
youngsteve Posted December 21, 2018 Posted December 21, 2018 "I'm not being funny, but" "It's not rocket science" "rant over" Chronic stuff
graygo Posted December 21, 2018 Posted December 21, 2018 "You're not putting it there." When I put the milk back in the wrong place in the fridge.
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