Muppetboy Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 It is what it is Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dawnrazor Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 "but people didn't know what they were voting for" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
King prawn Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 At the end of the day Quote Link to post Share on other sites
obua Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 My bad. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Morgan Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 In answer to the question ‘how was your Christmas’? ’Aye, quiet’ GTF. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dawnrazor Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 7 minutes ago, obua said: My bad. What the **** does that even mean??? I've banned my son from saying it ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dawnrazor Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 At the start of any sentence "So........." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ray Gin Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 What's for ye won't go by ye Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ray Gin Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 Should of / could of / would of Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fast_blood Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 Snowflake Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Victorian Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 I've always believed that things happen for a reason (with Australian Question Intonation). **** off. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lemongrab Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 "Nope to the above guesses. " Quote Link to post Share on other sites
been here before Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 On here... "There's a player in there". "No-one should go to a football match and never come home". "Tragedy, thoughts with the family". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Victorian Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 It's cauld, is it naw? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dagger Is Back Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 34 minutes ago, Morgan said: In answer to the question ‘how was your Christmas’? ’Aye, quiet’ GTF. I wouldn’t get too irritated Morgan my friend. That will be my response this year because that’s exactly what it will be. Lots of folks dread Xmas for many reasons. We’ll be joining them this year. Cheers ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bull's-eye Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 "I turned around and said" "I'm just heading through" .. .. .. through ****in what Ffs. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Konrad von Carstein Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 Will of the people... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mikey1874 Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 Not my own but a good one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tazio Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 People who describe anything as "bad boy" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mauricio Pinilla Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 'more to this than meets the eye' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dawnrazor Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 "I'll rock up at...." Or, "When I rocked up..." Especially when extolled by a middle aged man. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gjcc Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 “See you later” when said by people that will absolutely never see you again. Spoiler I catch myself saying it all the time. ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gjcc Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 “Are you busy?” when used by the missus wanting something done. 99% of the time I’m obviously not busy but have just sat down for a rest having previously been busy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Geoff the Mince Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 Just saying & worldy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dawnrazor Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 "reached out" ?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Helzibob Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 19 minutes ago, gjcc said: “Are you busy?” when used by the missus wanting something done. 99% of the time I’m obviously not busy but have just sat down for a rest having previously been busy. On the same note “can I just have a quick word” when you are clearly rushing out the office. Could you not have come over 10 minutes ago? ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Salad Fingers Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 "Oh you on your lunch?" No. No, I'm just indulging in my hobby of stuffing a sandwich in my mouth at noon every day. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rab Mac52 Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 I'm good. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Salad Fingers Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 My cousin lives in Australia. He's heading to NZ for Christmas. He posted this on Facebook today. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tcjambo Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 Any politician calling themself "progressive" - sanctimonious bullshit. Krankie FFS. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Craig_ Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 Already at the end of sentences. "Just ....... already". Think it's an Americanism. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dawnrazor Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 5 minutes ago, Salad Fingers said: My cousin lives in Australia. He's heading to NZ for Christmas. He posted this on Facebook today. Never heard that before. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BarneyBattles Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 ‘Great piece of kit’ ’rips ma knitting’ ’match day experience ‘ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
King prawn Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 25 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said: "reached out" ?? Touch base my arse of a boss used re-solutionise recently too. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Thommo414 Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 (edited) "full fat coke"...a drink that contains no fat. "regular coke", is acceptable. "full sugar coke" is also acceptable but the full fat bit irritates me for no real reason other than being a pedantic ***** "Grinds my gears" - piss off "Part and parcel" - the cliche of every interview with some thick as pigshit football player ever Edited December 21, 2018 by Thommo414 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Morgan Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Dagger Is Back said: I wouldn’t get too irritated Morgan my friend. That will be my response this year because that’s exactly what it will be. Lots of folks dread Xmas for many reasons. We’ll be joining them this year. Cheers ? Hope that doesn’t mean something sad, Dagger? If so, I apologise for a flippant post. Sorry man. Morgan Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AlphonseCapone Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 "Shenanigans". Horrific word used by horrific people. "Wine o'clock". Used by middle class jakies. "Brown bag meeting". **** off and don't arrange a meeting at lunch time. "Krankie". Absolutely howling chat. "Brexit means Brexit". Phrase used for simpletons, lapped up by simpletons. "He's a character", you mean a prick. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Morgan Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 (edited) That’s a blue sky idea. A computer that is all singing, all dancing. Edited December 21, 2018 by Morgan Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Thommo414 Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 1 minute ago, AlphonseCapone said: "Shenanigans". Horrific word used by horrific people. "Wine o'clock". Used by middle class jakies. "Brown bag meeting". **** off and don't arrange a meeting at lunch time. "Krankie". Absolutely howling chat. "Brexit means Brexit". Phrase used for simpletons, lapped up by simpletons. "He's a character", you mean a prick. Taking our country back, there's another one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Morgan Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 1 minute ago, AlphonseCapone said: "Shenanigans". Horrific word used by horrific people. "Wine o'clock". Used by middle class jakies. "Brown bag meeting". **** off and don't arrange a meeting at lunch time. "Krankie". Absolutely howling chat. "Brexit means Brexit". Phrase used for simpletons, lapped up by simpletons. "He's a character", you mean a prick. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jlv2004 Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, AlphonseCapone said: "Shenanigans". Horrific word used by horrific people. "Wine o'clock". Used by middle class jakies. "Brown bag meeting". **** off and don't arrange a meeting at lunch time. "Krankie". Absolutely howling chat. "Brexit means Brexit". Phrase used for simpletons, lapped up by simpletons. "He's a character", you mean a prick. Agree with all bar the first. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jlv2004 Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 2 hours ago, Muppetboy said: It is what it is I don't mind this one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Thommo414 Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 "U OK hun?" the question that enables attention seeking arseholes like no other followed by the ever reliable "pm me bbz" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dagger Is Back Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 Low hanging fruit Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dagger Is Back Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 8 minutes ago, Morgan said: Hope that doesn’t mean something sad, Dagger? If so, I apologise for a flippant post. Sorry man. Morgan No need to apologise Morgan buddy. It’s an Internet forum where most folks don’t know each other at all. Me that should apologise not you. Just me getting to the end of a shitty year and I should have kept that off the forum. Sorry dude ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Morgan Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 3 minutes ago, Dagger Is Back said: No need to apologise Morgan buddy. It’s an Internet forum where most folks don’t know each other at all. Me that should apologise not you. Just me getting to the end of a shitty year and I should have kept that off the forum. Sorry dude ? Thanks for that, Dagger. Good of you. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ulysses Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 "Now Ulysses, I think we both know why we're here." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Boof Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 2 hours ago, Ray Gin said: Should of / could of / would of / end thread Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dagger Is Back Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 Definately Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stevieboobs Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 "I'm not being funny, but" "It's not rocket science" "rant over" Chronic stuff Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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