Ray Gin Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 I seem to have missed my period...for the last 25+ years https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/12/16/boys-can-have-periods-schoolchildren-taught-latest-victory-transgender/ Boys can have periods too, children to be taught in latest victory for transgender campaigners Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambos_1874 Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brownkg Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 longer gestation period than an elephant, although realistically as a bus pass owner surely you mean 46 years?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagger Is Back Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Holy shit The world is off it’s thruppeny bits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbert. Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 That explains the belly. I can't wait for the maternity section in mens shops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 I think I may be anorexic. Every time I look in a mirror, I'm convinced I see a fat person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbert. Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 23 minutes ago, I P Knightley said: I think I may be anorexic. Every time I look in a mirror, I'm convinced I see a fat person. That's body dismorphia. I have that. I see a handsome guy but other people just see a big *******. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Turn the Tranny on, on second thoughts, you better not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pheasant Plucker Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 3 hours ago, ri Alban said: Turn the Tranny on, on second thoughts, you better not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 40 minutes ago, Pheasant Plucker said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 And there's me thinking I'm a lesbian. Figured JKB was the best place to come out on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Does that mean we can have a psychotic rage and blame our time of the month? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusk_Till_Dawn Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 But they're right. People in transition will still menstruate until hormones/surgery stop it. But don't let facts get in the way of some good old fashioned JKB transphobia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo89 Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 6 minutes ago, Cade said: But they're right. People in transition will still menstruate until hormones/surgery stop it. But don't let facts get in the way of some good old fashioned JKB transphobia. Transition being the key word there. Its scientifically inaccurate to say men can menstruate. I would be annoyed at this being taught to my children. Just as I would if they were teaching my kids the world is flat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 I bled out my arse in my teens.......turns out it was colitis though....that said doing a jobbie did feel as painfull as childbirth at the time.......hmmm.....maybe there is something to this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted December 19, 2018 Author Share Posted December 19, 2018 3 minutes ago, Der Kaiser said: I bled out my arse in my teens.......turns out it was colitis though....that said doing a jobbie did feel as painfull as childbirth at the time.......hmmm.....maybe there is something to this? Now any lads going through this will go untreated as they'll just assume it's their period and nothing to worry about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjcc Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Absolutely no issue with that if it is taught with context and to children old enough to understand the concept. Probably won’t be though. Cue loads of confused boys wondering where to insert a tampon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 11 minutes ago, gjcc said: Absolutely no issue with that if it is taught with context and to children old enough to understand the concept. Probably won’t be though. Cue loads of confused boys wondering where to insert a tampon. The jimmy carter would be a start, why are so many folk not happy about themselves these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jb102 Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 11 hours ago, Ray Gin said: I seem to have missed my period...for the last 25+ years https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/12/16/boys-can-have-periods-schoolchildren-taught-latest-victory-transgender/ Boys can have periods too, children to be taught in latest victory for transgender campaigners Are you sure it's mine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbert. Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 1 hour ago, Cade said: But they're right. People in transition will still menstruate until hormones/surgery stop it. But don't let facts get in the way of some good old fashioned JKB transphobia. If a woman is turning into a man then she is still a woman, So its not right men can't have periods. Because a woman isn't a man and surgery doesn't change that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alwaysthereinspirit Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 11 hours ago, Herbert said: That explains the belly. I can't wait for the maternity section in mens shops. Elasticated waist bands. Oh yeaaaahh. Its ok for me to have that extra piece of cake. I may be eating for two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 3 hours ago, Lord BJ said: This would seem the definition of PC gone mad. Computers will wipe us oot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 4 hours ago, jonnothejambo said: The world is a very strange place these days. Indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 1 hour ago, Morgan said: Indeed. Just more eyes, yesteryear we were blinded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 8 hours ago, gjcc said: Probably won’t be though. Cue loads of confused boys wondering where to insert a tampon. When I was 13 I stuck one up my arse just to see what it was like. well you never know..... I was a confused wee boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alwaysthereinspirit Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 28 minutes ago, Marvin said: When I was 13 I stuck one up my arse just to see what it was like. well you never know..... I was a confused wee boy Don't leave us hanging...How was it........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fabienleclerq Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 10 hours ago, Cade said: But they're right. People in transition will still menstruate until hormones/surgery stop it. But don't let facts get in the way of some good old fashioned JKB transphobia. So tolerant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CostaJambo Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Just waiting for some clever chap to claim 9 months maternity leave on the grounds of discrimination. Then we'll see the government sort this nonsense out. Hmmmm. maybe not! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottishguy Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 What a load of bollocks(or lack of). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doctor jambo Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 11 hours ago, Cade said: But they're right. People in transition will still menstruate until hormones/surgery stop it. But don't let facts get in the way of some good old fashioned JKB transphobia. It's not accurate- and no amount of wishful thinking rewrites what is true. Presenting drivel like this is like teaching creationism . It also makes a mockery of a serious issue-by all means educate about trans, but by stretching the truth beyond reality discredits it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted December 19, 2018 Author Share Posted December 19, 2018 1 hour ago, doctor jambo said: It's not accurate- and no amount of wishful thinking rewrites what is true. Presenting drivel like this is like teaching creationism . It also makes a mockery of a serious issue-by all means educate about trans, but by stretching the truth beyond reality discredits it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackford Hearts Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 16 hours ago, jambo89 said: Transition being the key word there. Its scientifically inaccurate to say men can menstruate. I would be annoyed at this being taught to my children. Just as I would if they were teaching my kids the world is flat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 1 hour ago, Blackford Hearts said: Funny, cause it's true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Albert Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 It's true time flies when you get older but 1st April has come round early this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gorgie Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 WW3 would put a end to this kind of shite. Silver lining and all that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 2 minutes ago, TheStig said: WW3 would put a end to this kind of shite. Silver lining and all that. Hopefully the robots won't **** around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 55 minutes ago, Governor Tarkin said: Hopefully the robots won't **** around. yeah but the Zombies would have run amok and the Tories will still be in power... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 16 hours ago, alwaysthereinspirit said: Don't leave us hanging...How was it........ different, but there was little to compare it to back then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westbow Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 “You can’t have babies Stan” ”stop oppressing me!” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doctor jambo Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 4 minutes ago, westbow said: “You can’t have babies Stan” ”stop oppressing me!” It's not that- it's the reinforcement that all your issues can be solved with meds and surgery childhood bad behaviour? - meds fat? - -meds upset? Meds big nose? SURGERY wrinkles- fillers quick fix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zico Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 16 hours ago, CostaJambo said: Just waiting for some clever chap to claim 9 months maternity leave on the grounds of discrimination. Then we'll see the government sort this nonsense out. Hmmmm. maybe not! Thanks for the idea - I could do with nine months off! We get employment lawyers in every year talking to senior management about ‘discrimination’ and employment law (which they can’t do with a straight face, despite the fact it keeps them in a job). I’ll be telling my kids to inform any future employers on their first day that they’re bisexual Muslims so they can’t get sacked - maybe they can some extra holidays chucked in too and never have to work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 I got extra time off on account of being Jewish (which I am) but non practicing. My boss was like "you taking the piss Marv. ?" I was too chicken shit to admit I was. To prove that I was Jewish I even offered to show him my circumcision he politely refused Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim747 Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 The only time I've ever bled down there was when I snapped my banjo string. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 9 minutes ago, jim747 said: The only time I've ever bled down there was when I snapped my banjo string. ? Away tae fu..... How? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 On Wednesday, December 19, 2018 at 07:19, iantjambo said: Does that mean we can have a psychotic rage and blame our time of the month? Yep we have a legitimate excuse for comitting murder now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Albert Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 6 hours ago, Marvin said: different, but there was little to compare it to back then. But there is now??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 3 minutes ago, Francis Albert said: But there is now??? nah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 7 hours ago, doctor jambo said: fat? - -meds Where do I get these? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 (edited) 7 hours ago, doctor jambo said: Edited December 20, 2018 by superjack Oops, DP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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