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Ray Gin

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longer gestation period than an elephant, although realistically as a bus pass owner surely you mean 46 years?‍?

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23 minutes ago, I P Knightley said:

I think I may be anorexic.

 

Every time I look in a mirror, I'm convinced I see a fat person. 

 

 

That's body dismorphia. I have that. I see a handsome guy but other people just see a big *******.

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But they're right.

People in transition will still menstruate until hormones/surgery stop it.

 

But don't let facts get in the way of some good old fashioned JKB transphobia.

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6 minutes ago, Cade said:

But they're right.

People in transition will still menstruate until hormones/surgery stop it.

 

But don't let facts get in the way of some good old fashioned JKB transphobia.

 

Transition being the key word there. 

 

Its scientifically inaccurate to say men can menstruate. 

 

I would be annoyed at this being taught to my children. 

 

Just as I would if they were teaching my kids the world is flat. 

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I bled out my arse in my teens.......turns out it was colitis though....that said doing a jobbie did feel as painfull as childbirth at the time.......hmmm.....maybe there is something to this?

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3 minutes ago, Der Kaiser said:

I bled out my arse in my teens.......turns out it was colitis though....that said doing a jobbie did feel as painfull as childbirth at the time.......hmmm.....maybe there is something to this?

 

Now any lads going through this will go untreated as they'll just assume it's their period and nothing to worry about.

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Absolutely no issue with that if it is taught with context and to children old enough to understand the concept. 

 

Probably won’t be though. Cue loads of confused boys wondering where to insert a tampon.

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11 minutes ago, gjcc said:

Absolutely no issue with that if it is taught with context and to children old enough to understand the concept. 

 

Probably won’t be though. Cue loads of confused boys wondering where to insert a tampon.

The jimmy carter would be a start, why are so many folk not happy about themselves these days.

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11 hours ago, Ray Gin said:

I seem to have missed my period...for the last 25+ years

 

 

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/12/16/boys-can-have-periods-schoolchildren-taught-latest-victory-transgender/

 

Boys can have periods too, children to be taught in latest victory for transgender campaigners 

:cornette:

 

 

 

Are you sure it's mine?

 

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1 hour ago, Cade said:

But they're right.

People in transition will still menstruate until hormones/surgery stop it.

 

But don't let facts get in the way of some good old fashioned JKB transphobia.

 

 

If a woman is turning into a man then she is still a woman, So its not right men can't have periods. Because a woman isn't a man and surgery doesn't change that.

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alwaysthereinspirit
11 hours ago, Herbert said:

That explains the belly.

 

I can't wait for the maternity section in mens shops.

Elasticated waist bands. Oh yeaaaahh.

Its ok for me to have that extra piece of cake. I may be eating for two.

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8 hours ago, gjcc said:

 

Probably won’t be though. Cue loads of confused boys wondering where to insert a tampon.

 

When I was 13 I stuck one up my arse just to see what it was like.

:confused:

well you never know.....

I was a confused wee boy

 

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alwaysthereinspirit
28 minutes ago, Marvin said:

 

When I was 13 I stuck one up my arse just to see what it was like.

:confused:

well you never know.....

I was a confused wee boy

 

Don't leave us hanging...How was it........

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fabienleclerq
10 hours ago, Cade said:

But they're right.

People in transition will still menstruate until hormones/surgery stop it.

 

But don't let facts get in the way of some good old fashioned JKB transphobia.

 

So tolerant.

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Just waiting for some clever chap to claim 9 months maternity leave on the grounds of discrimination. Then we'll see the government sort this nonsense out. Hmmmm. maybe not!

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11 hours ago, Cade said:

But they're right.

People in transition will still menstruate until hormones/surgery stop it.

 

But don't let facts get in the way of some good old fashioned JKB transphobia.

It's not accurate- and no amount of wishful thinking rewrites what is true. 

Presenting drivel like this is like teaching creationism . 

It also makes a mockery of a serious issue-by all means educate about trans, but by stretching the truth beyond reality discredits it

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1 hour ago, doctor jambo said:

It's not accurate- and no amount of wishful thinking rewrites what is true. 

Presenting drivel like this is like teaching creationism . 

It also makes a mockery of a serious issue-by all means educate about trans, but by stretching the truth beyond reality discredits it

:spoton:

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Blackford Hearts
16 hours ago, jambo89 said:

 

Transition being the key word there. 

 

Its scientifically inaccurate to say men can menstruate. 

 

I would be annoyed at this being taught to my children. 

 

Just as I would if they were teaching my kids the world is flat. 

 

 

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Governor Tarkin
2 minutes ago, TheStig said:

WW3 would put a end to this kind of shite. Silver lining and all that.

 

Hopefully the robots won't **** around.

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55 minutes ago, Governor Tarkin said:

 

Hopefully the robots won't **** around.

 

yeah but the Zombies would have run amok and the Tories will still be in power...

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16 hours ago, alwaysthereinspirit said:

Don't leave us hanging...How was it........

 

different, but there was little to compare it to back then.

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4 minutes ago, westbow said:

“You can’t have babies Stan”

”stop oppressing me!”

It's not that- it's the reinforcement that all your issues can be solved with meds and surgery 

childhood bad behaviour? - meds

fat? - -meds

upset? Meds

big nose? SURGERY

wrinkles- fillers

quick fix

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16 hours ago, CostaJambo said:

Just waiting for some clever chap to claim 9 months maternity leave on the grounds of discrimination. Then we'll see the government sort this nonsense out. Hmmmm. maybe not!

Thanks for the idea - I could do with nine months off!

 

We get employment lawyers in every year talking to senior management about ‘discrimination’ and employment law (which they can’t do with a straight face, despite the fact it keeps them in a job). I’ll be telling my kids to inform any future employers on their first day that they’re bisexual Muslims so they can’t get sacked - maybe they can some extra holidays chucked in too and never have to work. 

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I got extra time off on account of being Jewish (which I am) but non practicing. My boss was like "you taking the piss Marv. ?" I was too chicken shit to admit I was. To prove that I was Jewish I even offered to show him my circumcision :laugh: he politely refused :laugh:

 

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9 minutes ago, jim747 said:

The only time I've ever bled down there was when I snapped my banjo string.

? Away tae fu..... How? 

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On Wednesday, December 19, 2018 at 07:19, iantjambo said:

Does that mean we can have a psychotic rage and blame our time of the month?

 

:sweeet:

Yep we have a legitimate excuse for comitting murder now.

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