Carl Weathers Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 Mad Friday folks. Hope everyone stays safe... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey1874 Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 Not next Friday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notts1874 Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 I agree. It is next Friday and probably won't be that bad as people will finish gradually over next week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 10 minutes ago, Mikey1874 said: Not next Friday? I agree but based on the area around Lothian Road just now a lot of people seem to be making it today. Also a lot of them seem to be doing this fecking christmas jumper day thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notts1874 Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 5 minutes ago, Tazio said: I agree but based on the area around Lothian Road just now a lot of people seem to be making it today. Also a lot of them seem to be doing this fecking christmas jumper day thing. I imagine most of the jumpers are fairly cheap material and wouldn't put up much of a fight against a small naked flame ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey1874 Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 Fairly sedate in Livingston Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 It was, and always will be, the original Black Friday to me. And while tonight might be a bit mental, next week is actual Black Friday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Weathers Posted December 14, 2018 Author Share Posted December 14, 2018 I thought there were two this year. This Friday and next. I'm currently in Tynie Arms. Least mad place I've ever been. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peebo Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 Today is Black Friday. Next week is too close to Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The White Cockade Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 after tonight's game it's definitely Black Friday...………. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brighton Jambo Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 Next Friday is Black Friday which is the Friday before Xmas when most people finish for Xmas. Given Christmas is ten days away most folk will be working at least part of next week so there’s no way this is Black Friday. To to be fair to the OP he said mad Friday and I’m sure it is out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peebo Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 10 hours ago, Brighton Jambo said: Next Friday is Black Friday which is the Friday before Xmas when most people finish for Xmas. Given Christmas is ten days away most folk will be working at least part of next week so there’s no way this is Black Friday. To to be fair to the OP he said mad Friday and I’m sure it is out there. I think he meant the same thing. When Christmas falls early in the week, it is debatable. But for me, Black Friday was yesterday - the obvious Friday for many work “lunches” and thousands of amateur drinkers out on the streets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brighton Jambo Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 2 minutes ago, Peebo said: I think he meant the same thing. When Christmas falls early in the week, it is debatable. But for me, Black Friday was yesterday - the obvious Friday for many work “lunches” and thousands of amateur drinkers out on the streets. Back in my younger days I was a manager in a Wetherspoons in Glasgow. Some of the sights were unbelievable and nearly always related to middle aged men trying to keep up with younger colleagues and disgracing themselves. I remember one short, fat baldy guy in his fifties running into the behind bar area his hamster cheeks full of spew and then him projectile vomiting all over the bin area. He bounced off the concrete on his way out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 31 minutes ago, Brighton Jambo said: Back in my younger days I was a manager in a Wetherspoons in Glasgow. Some of the sights were unbelievable and nearly always related to middle aged men trying to keep up with younger colleagues and disgracing themselves. I remember one short, fat baldy guy in his fifties running into the behind bar area his hamster cheeks full of spew and then him projectile vomiting all over the bin area. He bounced off the concrete on his way out! Are you now the short fat baldy guy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brighton Jambo Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 3 hours ago, The Real Maroonblood said: Are you now the short fat baldy guy? Haha nearly! I can just about hold my own with the younger squad but the hangovers are becoming unbearable! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 4 hours ago, Brighton Jambo said: Back in my younger days I was a manager in a Wetherspoons in Glasgow. Some of the sights were unbelievable and nearly always related to middle aged men trying to keep up with younger colleagues and disgracing themselves. I remember one short, fat baldy guy in his fifties running into the behind bar area his hamster cheeks full of spew and then him projectile vomiting all over the bin area. He bounced off the concrete on his way out! It's the women who I found to be the biggest pests. Guys, despite being hammered, generally knew how to behave in a pub. Some of the women on the other hand..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Placid Casual Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 (edited) Double post. Edited December 15, 2018 by Placid Casual Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Placid Casual Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 I saw some right states walking home last night. Most amusing was the middle-aged woman bursting out the door of Montpeliers and spewing on the pavement. I managed to avoid any splash back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 2 hours ago, Brighton Jambo said: Haha nearly! I can just about hold my own with the younger squad but the hangovers are becoming unbearable! Absolutely get what your saying. Can’t handle it the same but still enjoy my beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Weathers Posted December 21, 2018 Author Share Posted December 21, 2018 Share any comedy stories here. It's great when it's not you involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 I was on the 6.40 train out of Waverley, there was no way I was staying longer. Good luck to anyone still in the town. It’ll be carnage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlimOzturk Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 Ah the one day a year drinkers. The ones who get let off the leash by their partners once a year and are out for the purpose of getting so drunk as to make a total idiot of themselves in front of their work colleagues. The ones they talk about about and claim to hate yet go out and get smashed with once a year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, AlimOzturk said: Ah the one day a year drinkers. The ones who get let off the leash by their partners once a year and are out for the purpose of getting so drunk as to make a total idiot of themselves in front of their work colleagues. The ones they talk about about and claim to hate yet go out and get smashed with once a year. And wear xmas jumpers,. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 And sadly there will be more than a few instances of bams wanting to go fighting whether the other person wants it or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Weathers Posted December 21, 2018 Author Share Posted December 21, 2018 I'm in a tiny village in Sweden for Xmas this year and just seen a woman lay two digs into a guy she was with. Class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Chae Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 Fired oot the dreadnaught. Deffo worth it. FTH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Placid Casual Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 Thought it was pretty tame tonight. A lot of the parties last week I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjcc Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 Working in bars/pubs/clubs I saw a few sights around this time of year in particular. One that hat springs to mind: bloke made a mad dash for the toilets, seemingly bursting on a shi-ite. Let’s out a skoosh of liquid, suddenly needs to puke, so clamps his sphincter and drops to his knees on the floor in front of the toilet to puke in it. In the process of puking he accidentally let’s go of the liquid contents of his bowels all over and in his trousers and boxers(which are still at his ankles). i didn’t directly witness the events in the toilets but was able to get a good approximation of the goings on from the aftermath, whilst he argued with the doormen that he hadn’t had too much to drink. For some reason the doormen were unwilling to get hands on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 5 hours ago, gjcc said: Working in bars/pubs/clubs I saw a few sights around this time of year in particular. One that hat springs to mind: bloke made a mad dash for the toilets, seemingly bursting on a shi-ite. Let’s out a skoosh of liquid, suddenly needs to puke, so clamps his sphincter and drops to his knees on the floor in front of the toilet to puke in it. In the process of puking he accidentally let’s go of the liquid contents of his bowels all over and in his trousers and boxers(which are still at his ankles). i didn’t directly witness the events in the toilets but was able to get a good approximation of the goings on from the aftermath, whilst he argued with the doormen that he hadn’t had too much to drink. For some reason the doormen were unwilling to get hands on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siphiwe Tshabalala Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 I don’t drink with colleagues and I don’t wear Christmas jumpers, thankfully. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 I've got a sore head. Seen a few piles of spew on Lothian Road on my way to work yesterday morning. Thursday must have been a big one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 16 minutes ago, Sooperstar said: I've got a sore head. Seen a few piles of spew on Lothian Road on my way to work yesterday morning. Thursday must have been a big one. Piles ha ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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