Hector Riva Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 To the coke advert. Van e cek is coming, Van e cek is coming, He plays for the Hearts and thats always a good thing! Van e cek is coming, Van e cek is coming, He hates the Hibs and thats always a good thing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WalterWhite Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 ? Wonder how long it will take fans to write him off if he doesn't score a in every game he plays?. Like the stick Godinho got at the weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenks Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 8 minutes ago, WalterWhite said: ? Wonder how long it will take fans to write him off if he doesn't score a in every game he plays?. Like the stick Godinho got at the weekend. Absolutely. Typical arseholes in our support. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 He's big, He's Czech, He hates the Hibs to feck, He's Vanacek, Vanecek... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Five to One Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 Craig Levein had a dream To build a football team With the Foundation of Hearts and benefactors we know With 5 at the back Vanacek in attack We're Heart of Midlothian The Hibs are on crack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruyff Turn Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 1 hour ago, martoon said: He's big, He's Czech, He hates the Hibs to feck, He's Vanacek, Vanecek... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thommo414 Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 The tune we had for that creepy ringpiece Lafferty last season fits Vaneceks name. Could do worse than busting that out when he's banging them in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 Big Dave's a Czech He'll leave Hanlon a wreck And Lewis just won't have a chance He'll leave Bogdan a mess And we'll all confess That we love the big guy, Vanecek. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bongo 1874 Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 1 hour ago, Five to One said: Craig Levein had a dream To build a football team With the Foundation of Hearts and benefactors we know With 5 at the back Vanacek in attack We're Heart of Midlothian The Hibs are on crack Yes sir ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thegreatsd Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 1 hour ago, Thommo414 said: The tune we had for that creepy ringpiece Lafferty last season fits Vaneceks name. Could do worse than busting that out when he's banging them in David vanecek, David vanecek hes over six foot three, and he hates hibees david vanecek Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 (edited) To the tune of 'Go West' You're shite, and you know you are You're shite, and you know you are You're shite, and you know you are You're shite, and you know you are You're shite, and you know you are Etc Edited December 10, 2018 by Governor Tarkin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjcc Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 We’ll take a goal off Vanny, we’ll take a goal or three. We’ll take a goal off Vanny, we signed him on a free. Spoiler Sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 3 hours ago, WalterWhite said: ? Wonder how long it will take fans to write him off if he doesn't score a in every game he plays?. Like the stick Godinho got at the weekend. Some have already questioned his attitude. A month before he joins us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjcc Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 3 minutes ago, gjcc said: We’ll take a goal off Vanny, we’ll take a goal or three. We’ll take a goal off Vanny, we signed him on a free. Reveal hidden contents Sorry Or the one sung at the Refs Christmas party. We’ll chop a goal off Vanny, give him a red or three. We’ll chop a goal off Vanny, And let Morelos run free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Morgan Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 1 minute ago, i8hibsh said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Gorgie Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 1 hour ago, Five to One said: Craig Levein had a dream To build a football team With the Foundation of Hearts and benefactors we know With 5 at the back Vanacek in attack We're Heart of Midlothian The Hibs are on crack Very Rangersy. Am i doing this right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott herbertson Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 I can’t get this nonsense song from the 60s out of my head when I see his name Vanacek Hates the Hibs and he hates the Hun Vanacek Hates Celtic, and he scores for fun or something along those lines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimosavi Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 6 hours ago, WalterWhite said: ? Wonder how long it will take fans to write him off if he doesn't score a in every game he plays?. Like the stick Godinho got at the weekend. Well considering it now takes players around 35 games to be deemed match fit around here I'll go for 36 games in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Elwood P Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 6 hours ago, martoon said: He's big, He's Czech, He hates the Hibs to feck, He's Vanacek, Vanecek... He’s big He’s Czech He blasts it in the net Vanacek. Vanacek. second verse or section G on one version and Section N (it’s my seat and I’ll stand if I wanna) ‘lads’ on the other version! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jr ewing Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 Has he arrived yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pans Jambo Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 7 hours ago, martoon said: He's big, He's Czech, He hates the Hibs to feck, He's Vanacek, Vanecek... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Young Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 And if he scores against them. he's big he's Czech he burst the hibees net Vanacek, vanacek Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hungry hippo Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 9 minutes ago, Craig Young said: And if he scores against them. he's big he's Czech he burst the hibees net Vanacek, vanacek And if he doesn't: Are you Sammon in a wig? (and repeat) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tynecastlesmychurch Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 Same as we had for Laff before he left. The tune this girl just insert in David Vanacek! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Elwood P Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 He arrives when Teplice want, he arrives when Teplice want, David Vanacek he arrives when Teplice want! Notice on SoccerWay he’s David Vanacek II, maybe a bit of a mouthful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bongo 1874 Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 "Saturday night, and I like the way you move.. David Vaněček it's Sunday night and he's scored against the shite David Vaněček na na na na ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Boy Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 How about: Boooooooooooo, Boo, Boo, Boo, Boooooooooooo, Boo, Boo, Boo, Booooooooooooo, Booooooooooooo, Booooooooooooo, Booooooooooooo, Booooooooooooo, Boo, Boo, Boo, Booooooooooooo, Boo, Boo, Boo. To the tune of Sunshine on Leith? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudy T Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 14 hours ago, gjcc said: We’ll take a goal off Vanny, we’ll take a goal or three. We’ll take a goal off Vanny, we signed him on a free. Reveal hidden contents Sorry If you’re going to call him Vanny at least get creative with it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 1 hour ago, Rudy T said: If you’re going to call him Vanny at least get creative with it!! Shocking. An open goal chance to lower the tone and it was Hibs'd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bking9 Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 We've got a Czech, David Vanecek He hates hibees and Celtic too... He'll score one or two.... He coming to get you.... We've got David Vanecek... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 Vanecek's banging in the goals, Well that's alright with me, He's and down the feckin park, We got him on a free. That's alright with me, Yeah, that's alright with me, Well, it feels alright to me, Yeah, he looks alright to me! To Blancmange, Living On The Ceiling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tatlock Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 To the Robin Hood song: vanaceck vanacheck - David vanacheck, vanaceck vanacheck - David vanacheck dave vanacheck - Dave vanaceck vanaceck vanacheck vanace Eco ad infinitum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 23 hours ago, WalterWhite said: ? Wonder how long it will take fans to write him off if he doesn't score a in every game he plays?. Like the stick Godinho got at the weekend. I give it 20 minutes after his first step on to the pitch in a Hearts shirt before someone is on here writing him off, calling him a donkey. It's the JKB way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjcc Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 1 minute ago, tian447 said: I give it 20 minutes after his first step on to the pitch in a Hearts shirt before someone is on here writing him off, calling him a donkey. It's the JKB way Mid warm up? ”dae some lunges ya useless b*****d” ”Look at Bobby, he’s doing cartwheels. That spineless **** isn’t even doing a forward roll” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 Boooooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruyff Turn Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 6 minutes ago, WeeChuck'sHeed said: Boooooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haken Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 You're no very good, you're no very good, etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 8 minutes ago, Barack said: As Tynecastle is free from any forms of racist, sectarian, xenophobic, bigoted shouts. Why not: Why don't you go home Why don't you go home We voted for Brexit Why don't you go home. Would get us in the news...and it's topical. Everyone benefits. Tbf, he's playing in the Scottish league not the British league, so technically your song is incorrect. Although, the idea has merit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 Just now, Barack said: Still part of the UK...which voted for Brexit...so technically... Though there's another thread for that. Scottish league tho, not the English league. In football we aren't united. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 2 minutes ago, Barack said: Why don't you stay Why don't you stay David Vanecek Don't listen to May. For balance... Sterling work. When he miss places a pass- the first one. When he scores - the second. Covering all bases. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubyruby Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 (edited) He put up on his Instagram story today, a photo of Edinburgh castle from the vennel steps at grassmarket with the words "New beautiful home" with lovehearts & hearts flag emoji..and a 25 days to go message. ♥️?? Edited December 11, 2018 by rubyruby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 30 minutes ago, rubyruby said: He put up on his Instagram story today, a photo of Edinburgh castle from the vennel steps at grassmarket with the words "New beautiful home" with lovehearts & hearts flag emoji..and a 25 days to go message. ♥️?? What tune is that to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cwapsy Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 (edited) To the tune of the Paulo Sergio song Na na na na na na na na , Davie Vane cek, vanecek , Davie Vanecek Edited December 11, 2018 by Cwapsy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sac Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 Oh, my old mans a dustman He wears a jambo scarf Drinks 15 pints on matchday And then he has a barf When he sees Neil Lennon He wants to wring his neck But that don't matter shit Cause here comes Vanecek Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Beni of Gorgie Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 Pronounced Van Eech Ka. Surprised me when I heard it on the Czech commentary. Perhaps Boaby could verify Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudy T Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 9 hours ago, martoon said: Shocking. An open goal chance to lower the tone and it was Hibs'd. Laddie had a nightmare, on a plate for him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Everybody Loves Baz! Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 4 hours ago, rubyruby said: He put up on his Instagram story today, a photo of Edinburgh castle from the vennel steps at grassmarket with the words "New beautiful home" with lovehearts & hearts flag emoji..and a 25 days to go message. ♥️?? He's also said he's currently suffering from angina just now, of to Thailand shortly for a Holiday, where he'll be training ready to start in January. Still looking for a house I believe too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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