Fultons Right Leg Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 Morning boys, My mate Batches who used to play for Ayr and whos now at Charlton tells me that big Chris Iwelumo looking for a move home and is considering an offer fron the mighty JT's! He's on keek money down there so we could easily pick him up for sweeties. He's not your out and out striker but he gets his goals, more than Ellington and Stead together! Worth a punt??? P.S 6"5" African American from Coatbridge LINK: http://www.soccerbase.com/players_details.sd?playerid=11505 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 He's not an African American. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott_HMFC1874 Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 He's not an African American. thats him telt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAMMY Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 whats your mates full name? Why would he want to come to hearts?hes playing regular football in championship.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neobis Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 Morning boys, My mate Batches who used to play for Ayr and whos now at Charlton tells me that big Chris Iwelumo looking for a move home and is considering an offer fron the mighty JT's! He's on keek money down there so we could easily pick him up for sweeties. He's not your out and out striker but he gets his goals, more than Ellington and Stead together! Worth a punt??? P.S 6"5" African American from Coatbridge LINK: http://www.soccerbase.com/players_details.sd?playerid=11505 Who is "your mate"? I or JKB might know him? .. and he aint 6"5" EDIT: I just noticed your username, clearly this is a wind up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fultons Right Leg Posted June 24, 2008 Author Share Posted June 24, 2008 He's not an African American. DUH! He's clearly not Arican American if hes from Coatbridge. Pick up the slack Poino! Its all true though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 DUH! He's clearly not Arican American if hes from Coatbridge. Pick up the slack Poino! Its all true though. I don't even know what that means. You said he was an African American and now you are saying he's clearly not. Do you even know what African American means? Any way, i don't believe you for a minute and I think you are most likely on the wind up but he would be a great signing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fultons Right Leg Posted June 24, 2008 Author Share Posted June 24, 2008 Who is "your mate"? I or JKB might know him? .. and he aint 6"5" Why is he called Big Chris then????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAMMY Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 Fultons right leg = ba*b*g Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 Why is he called Big Chris then????? Did they call you lightning boy at school? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 The African American comment is one of the funniest things I have ever read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neobis Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 Why is he called Big Chris then????? Because perhaps he is an inch or maybe 2 less than 6ft 5"? Please answer all my questions ...... rather than the ones you wish to respond to ......... What foot does does Chris predominately play with ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stanley_ Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 Morning boys, My mate Batches who used to play for Ayr and whos now at Charlton tells me that big Chris Iwelumo looking for a move home and is considering an offer fron the mighty JT's! He's on keek money down there so we could easily pick him up for sweeties. He's not your out and out striker but he gets his goals, more than Ellington and Stead together! Worth a punt??? P.S 6"5" African American from Coatbridge LINK: http://www.soccerbase.com/players_details.sd?playerid=11505 Now that's an oxymoron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jlo2 Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 Morning boys, My mate Batches who used to play for Ayr and whos now at Charlton tells me that big Chris Iwelumo looking for a move home and is considering an offer fron the mighty JT's! He's on keek money down there so we could easily pick him up for sweeties. He's not your out and out striker but he gets his goals, more than Ellington and Stead together! Worth a punt??? P.S 6"5" African American from Coatbridge LINK: http://www.soccerbase.com/players_details.sd?playerid=11505 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartyGraeme Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 Morning boys, My mate Batches who used to play for Ayr and whos now at Charlton tells me that big Chris Iwelumo looking for a move home and is considering an offer fron the mighty JT's! He's on keek money down there so we could easily pick him up for sweeties. He's not your out and out striker but he gets his goals, more than Ellington and Stead together! Worth a punt??? P.S 6"5" African American from Coatbridge LINK: http://www.soccerbase.com/players_details.sd?playerid=11505 I smell pish, yup, pish allright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibrahim Tall Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 The ****test wind up i've ever seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 Chris limbers up for a night out in Charlton "Haw you - Gonnae no dae that - ma fro is wack the noo. Ma Homie is gonnae jack thae birds brush fur me. Rissssspeck. Naw" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 DUH! He's clearly not Arican American if hes from Coatbridge. Pick up the slack Poino! Its all true though. If he has one Aftrican parent and One American Parent who'd moved to Coatbridge to start a new life then he'd a) Be An African-American from Coatbridge and Have realy stupid parents For what it's worth Wikipedia list him as mixed race Scottish-Nigerian like Nigel Quashie, Daley Thomson and Miss Dynamite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Canada Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 We should sign Miss Dynamite for her explosive pace....I'll get me coat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donbon Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 Why is he called Big Chris then????? Mibees he is BIG in the shower Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redm Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 This is the funniest thing I've read on here in ages. Brilliant stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thig Ar Latha Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 Morning boys, My mate Batches who used to play for Ayr and whos now at Charlton tells me that big Chris Iwelumo looking for a move home and is considering an offer fron the mighty JT's! He's on keek money down there so we could easily pick him up for sweeties. He's not your out and out striker but he gets his goals, more than Ellington and Stead together! Worth a punt??? P.S 6"5" African American from Coatbridge LINK: http://www.soccerbase.com/players_details.sd?playerid=11505 A couple of threads mentioned him, about this time last year I think when he was at Colchester or Gillington or something like that. He'd been playing fairly well and had one high scoring game against some team in the promotion race. Started out with St Mirren and had a bright future (not in Paisley obviously) and was in line for Scotland U21 caps, but disappeared off the radar after that. A pal of mine supports Crystal Palace and can't understand why Scottish Teams have not been chasing him as he really rates him. A tall, bustling forward who someone like Glen, or whoever is playing, could feed off. In the Sandy Clark mould, so I've been told. Could be worth a punt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldstone Wonder Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 A couple of threads mentioned him, about this time last year I think when he was at Colchester or Gillington or something like that. He'd been playing fairly well and had one high scoring game against some team in the promotion race. Started out with St Mirren and had a bright future (not in Paisley obviously) and was in line for Scotland U21 caps, but disappeared off the radar after that. A pal of mine supports Crystal Palace and can't understand why Scottish Teams have not been chasing him as he really rates him. A tall, bustling forward who someone like Glen, or whoever is playing, could feed off. In the Sandy Clark mould, so I've been told. Could be worth a punt. I saw him when he was playing for Brighton and didnt think he was any great shakes, although he's done well since then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheile Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 Surely anybody from Coatbridge is a jakey, irespective of their pigmentation or ethnicity ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevmacd Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 A tall, bustling forward who someone like Glen, or whoever is playing, could feed off. In the Sandy Clark mould, so I've been told. Could be worth a punt. Or somebody like Pini... OK - sorry - I'm not even going to suggest it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thig Ar Latha Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 Or somebody like Pini... OK - sorry - I'm not even going to suggest it. No but you got closer than I dared! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambonian Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 Probably just another Nade so what's the point! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehibsareintheirbeds Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 From what i hear his missus would be a welcome addition to wags in the main stand. nae hungry bairns in his hoose. if there's any truth in it, would be a cracking signing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaka1874 Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 For what it's worth Wikipedia list him as mixed race Scottish-Nigerian like Nigel Quashie, Daley Thomson and Miss Dynamite and me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest S.U.S.S. Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 Did they call you lightning boy at school? Class Cosa Class:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RosscoC Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 If he has one Aftrican parent and One American Parent who'd moved to Coatbridge to start a new life then he'd a) Be An African-American from Coatbridge and Have realy stupid parents For what it's worth Wikipedia list him as mixed race Scottish-Nigerian like Nigel Quashie, Daley Thomson and Miss Dynamite I didn't know Daley Thomson and Miss Dynamite were scottish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Olivers Army Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 I saw him when he was playing for Brighton and didnt think he was any great shakes, although he's done well since then. I saw him while he was on loan to York. Just a thinner version of Nade and with the goal threat of Klimek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattyw_1874 Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 Surely anybody from Coatbridge is a jakey, irespective of their pigmentation or ethnicity ?? :pray:haha that was class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Payton Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 and me You're on Wikipedia? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboscott Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 I saw him while he was on loan to York. Just a thinner version of Nade and with the goal threat of Klimek.[/QU ooo cant wait should fit right in, and if he's injury prone i bet we sign him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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